Thank you to my reviewers!!! I actually got 5!!! Happy happy jumpy joy!!!

Can I get seven for the next chapter? Just two more than for this chapter… please?

"I can't believe I lost that!" Yami exclaimed angrily as he plopped down onto the couch at the game shop. Bakura just grinned.

"Seemed like you relied too much on your 'friends', Yami," he replied gleefully. "That would mean you have to do anything I ask you to… what should it be?" Bakura went into his own little world, looking thoughtful and evil.

"I lost against Seto twice… I even lost against Jou!" Yami sighed to no one in particular.

"Hey, I heard that!" Jou called annoyed; Yami scowled.

"Face it, Jou. You're not as good a duelist as I am and you'll never be!" he glared.

"Oh really, is that so, Mr. Hot-shot?" Jou asked heating up.

"Yes, it is," Yami replied.

"Frankly, I have to agree with Yami," Honda sneered. "Jou is basically hopeless at dueling." He and Jou were on testy relations ever since Honda started dating Shizuka.

"Watch what you say about my brother!" Shizuka shouted at her boyfriend.

"Listen, Yami, you're ego is getting too big," stated Mai, defending her boyfriend as best she could. Recognizing this, Jou growled.

"I don't need your help, Mai! I'm perfectly able to fight my own battles. Unlike you, who needs to cheat her way through life!" he accused.

"You little mutt!" she cried angrily.

A similar argument was going on with Shizuka, Honda, and Yami. Bakura was dreaming off in his own world, thinking of all the possible acts he could make Yami do. 'Running naked through the cafeteria during lunch sounds good… but wait, what if I make him announce that he's in love with Anzu? Oh… I could make him do a strip dance…' Bakura licked his lips. It was no secret that he had a crush on Yugi's dark. 'Or I could make him suck his light's ass… but Ryou wouldn't like that…' finally, a sadistic grin formed on his face, and he tuned back into the real world, just as Yugi and Ryou walked in; they had been stuck with making lunch since it was usually Anzu's job, and none of the rest could cook.

"Oh my," Ryou gasped. Yugi could just stare open-mouthed at the scene in front of him. The sight of all his friends literally at each other throats was enough to make him pass out. He collapsed into a little heap at the doorway, narrowly missing being hit in the head by a flying can of coke. 'Anzu had a harder job than I thought, keeping all these people from killing each other!' thought Ryou. "Hey you guys, stop it! We're all friends, remember? Mai, get off Jou, jou, let go of Mai's hair! Are you even listening to me?!?!?! Ok… that's hopeless. Yami, stop struggling against Honda- he's only holding you for your own good! Shizuka, stop! No, don't slap them! Ahhh! No, you shouldn't have let go Honda! Yami, stop! Stop it!"

"Just shut the fuck up, Ryou! You don't even know what happened!" screamed the voices of Mai, Yami, and Jou simultaneously. Ryou, not used to being shouted at, started to cry.

"No one makes my aibou cry and lives!" growled Bakura as he slammed a fist into Yami, aimed a kick at Jou, and threw a vase at Mai ("duck!!" "No- it's a vase!" "No… duck!" "wh-oof…")

Mai collapsed right on top of Yugi who, poor boy, was just about to get up. "Eeep! A huge purple rhinoceros is on top of me! Get it off, get it off!" The startled Yugi cried as he fell back on the floor.

"Are you calling me fat, you little runt? Take that!" Mai shrieked as she hit Yugi on the head before loosing consciousness.

"I think we came at a bad time," an amused voice came from the entrance of the shop. Recognizing the tone, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up at the two figures standing in the doorway.

"Anzu?" asked Yami, whose vision was obstructed by the desk he was hiding under.

"No, really Yami?" she asked sarcastically, stepping into the mess.

"Why's Kaiba wearing a dress?" demanded Jou, wiping sweat off his face.

"He's not; or wasn't the last time I checked," a different feminine voice came in a dry response, followed by two sets of giggles.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" spat Honda, not in a chatty mood.

"You don't recognize me? I'm surprised," responded the woman.

"Ishizu?" asked Yami.

"Wow, you know both of our names, Yami. I'm flattered. Here's a treat for you," Ishizu said as she tossed a quarter at the emerging head. (*Thunk!* "Ow…")

Yugi squirmed out from under a heap of limbs and purple cloths. "Welcome to the Turtle Game Shop," he said breathlessly, while trying to brush himself off. "What can I help you with today? Oh- hi Anzu, Ishizu. Didn't recognize you there," he spoke apologetically.

Anzu and Ishizu stepped around the clutter towards the counter, noses wrinkled in disgust. Anzu lifted a half eaten slice of pizza with two fingers and raised an eyebrow at Ishizu, who snorted. "That's mine," came Bakura's muffled voice. Anzu quickly dropped it back onto the ground, giving a "figures…" look in her friend's direction.

"Yes Yugi. As a matter of fact you can help me. Ishizu and I wanted to look at your rarest Duel Monster cards," she called matter-of-factly.

"Oh…sure," was the startled reply. "Just a minute…" Yugi's hair disappeared into the cabinet beneath the counter. Reemerging, he handed a box to Anzu and said in an attempt to make light conversation, "I didn't know you were into Duel Monsters."

"There's a lot of things you don't know" Anzu told him harshly. "Now if you don't mind, I'd like to look at these in peace," she said, walking over to Ishizu. Feeling everyone's eyes on her, she turned around and glared. "What? Do you think I'll steal them? That's not a nice way to treat your customers." Immediately everyone looked away.

While the two girls looked over the cards, the group started to clean up the mess. 'Anzu's still the only one who can restore order!' thought Ryou admiringly. 'I never realized how much we needed her!' Similar thoughts were filing through everyone else's minds. Realizing their foolish behavior, they promised themselves to apologize to their fellows later.

'Wow,' decided Jou. 'I can't believe Anzu has this effect on me. She can basically manipulate me into feeling anything!'

Anzu walked up to the counter, where Yugi stood waiting to cash up her order. "So what will you be taking?" he asked politely.

"Nothing," Anzu stated coldly. "These are all trash cards." She set the box down on the counter in front of a disbelieving Yugi, turned on her heals, and swept out of the store. Ishizu smirked at the tears forming in Yugi's eyes and also left.

"These are my grandpa's most prized cards!" Yugi whispered. "I wouldn't sell them to just anyone! Hardly anyone even gets to see them. And she acts like it's no big deal!" Tears started spilling out of his eyes. No one went to comfort him. No one knew what to say.

"Did you see the look on his face?" demanded Anzu gleefully.

"Yeah! It was priceless," Ishizu said. "But there were some really good cards there… Are you sure you didn't want them?"

"From Yugi? No. Never. I'm sure Duke (Please tell me his Japanese name!!!) has the same cards. Lets go check out his store," Anzu grinned, pulling her friend into the huge building.

Thanks for reading! Now, if you want the next chappie, I get seven reviews. Do you want to know what your getting? Anzu learns how to duel, Ishizu makes wedding preparations, and a heartbreak leads Anzu into the arms of none other than Malik. Well, sorta. SEVEN REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!

Tell me- did my attempt at humor work? Because it's two o'clock in the morning… and I really don't know if this chapter sucked or not. So tell me!!!