Moi's note: Hiya. Well, I got absolutely bored, so I figured, well heres,
another stori!!! Absolute craziness. I'm gonna put myself into the stori.
Only, well, not as an author, but character. So watch out!!! And, um,
kenshin. That's all I'm saying for now. Mwuahaha.
~Yume o_O
Tears that wont come Two Angry Men
"Spirit gun!" came a shout over the rush of air of Inuyasha.
"Yusuke!" Botan shrieked, looking over her shoulder at the black haired boy who was standing there, pointing his index finger in the air.
A blue light erupted from his finger, and Inuyasha was sent hurling back ward.
"Dammit! I missed." Yusuke said in disappointment.
"Wha.Wha.WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????" Inuyasha screamed, shaking his head, crawling back.
"Hey, she looks familiar." Yusuke said, looking at Kagome.
Kagome stirred, and gently placed a hand to her cheek where Inuyasha had touched her.
"Who is that, anyway?" Koenma asked from behind Botan.
"Hiding behind a girl?" came Inuyasha's voice. "How pathetic. Whats in his mouth? That blue thing."
"Humph. I know where we are. I'm not that old, but I do know we're in the Sengoku Jidai. The time were demons and humans lived together."
"Peacefully?" Botan asked hopefully.
"Not in your dreams." Came a voice behind Sango. A man dressed in a black and purple cloak stepped over Kagome.
"Why, hello Miroku. Pulling a Myoga on us, are you?" Kagome said lightly, before standing up.
"Oh! I know you!" Kagome said loudly, backing up. "You tried to beat up my little brother for his money."
"Oh. I, uh, did?" Yusuke asked, trying to sound as innocent as possible.
"Yes! I remember! Yusuke Urameshi!!!" Kagome shouted, sounding mad.
"Um, which one was your brother?" Yusuke asked, placing his arms behind his head.
"You jerk!" Kagome shouted, placing her hands into fists.
"Hey, whats going on?" asked a small fox like creature, jumping up onto Kagome's shoulder.
"Oh, nothing, Shippo." Sango said, griping her boomerang with both hands.
"A kitsune." Koenma said in awe, stepping out from behind Botan.
"Like Kurama?" Yusuke asked, sounding unhappy.
"A little." Koenma said.
"What the hell is going on? How did you get through the well?" Inuyasha asked, moving over next to Kagome.
"Um. I don't know." Koenma said. "We're really in the past.."
"What do you mean 'what is going on'!?" Yusuke shouted.
"Who are you? Are you future people like Kagome? And what was that blue thing?" Inuyasha shouted back.
"That was my attack. Very unlike your blind leap through the air to attack a girl." Yusuke said coolly.
"What? Oh, well, she could have been a demon, for all I knew."
"Well, what are you? A mutt?"
"EXSCUSE ME???" Inuyasha shouted, baring his teeth.
"Finally, someone got it right." Came a voice from behind the whole group.
"Kouga!" Kagome shouted in happiness.
"Ah. no. Another dog." Yusuke said sadly.
"What was that, human? You dare place me in the same group as dog turd?" Kouga asked, swiveling his feet to face Yusuke.
"Well sorry. A canine is a canine, no matter how dumb." Yusuke said.
"That, erm, didn't make any sense." Kouga said.
"All it means is that I'll kill the human first!" Inuyasha shouted, leaping at Yusuke.
"Sit!!!" Kagome's voice rang out through the small clearing.
Almost everyone, except for Kagome and Koenma, and Inuyasha, of course, were on the ground, rolling with laughter.
"Why'd you do that wench??" Inuyasha asked, his words coming out a blur through the ground.
~!~ Back in modern times, Around Higurashi shrine
"Are you sure they were going here?" Kurama whispered, looking down into the dark well.
"That's where the Ogre said he had last seen them. Then the screen showed them following someone down the well. and he said the never came back up." Hiei said. "Peculiar." He rubbed a hand along the darkness.
"Well, lets go!" Kuwabara said, jumping down.
Kurama and Hiei waited patently and happily for the thud of hi body to hit the ground, but the sound never came.
"Well, shall we?" Kurama asked, putting a leg over the rim.
"Do we have a choice?" Hiei asked, leaping straight over.
Both disappeared over the well.
~!~
"Um, Inuyasha." Kagome asked, peering over the red and white form that was the hanyou.
"What? I'm laying. So you don't have to sit me anymore!" he shouted.
"Sit!" Kagome said politely.
A slight thud.
"Well, thank you, who ever you are." Yusuke said, smiling. He ran a hand through his black hair.
"Urameshi!" came a voice from behind him.
"Oh! Kurama!" Botan shouted. "Hiei! And.uh, Kuwabara."
"Don't forget me!" said a voice from behind all of them.
"Oh shit!" Kurama glared, balling his hand into a fist.
It was Yume, the girl who had a serious crush on Kurama.
"How did you all get through the well?" Sango asked, eyeing Kurama. Gods, was he cute.
"Back off! He's mine!" Yume said, noticing the same thing.
"He's not yours!" Hiei argued.
"Oh, and I suppose he's yours?" Yume asked, looking to the small fire demon.
"Well you claim him, you insufferable human!"
"Small Chicken man!!!" Yume shouted back.
"What?" Kouga asked, over their shouting.
"I'm confused." Inuyasha said, standing up.
"Doggie!!!!" Yume shouted, and rushed over at dog boy. She grabbed his ear, and pinched them. Kuwabara did the same thing with the other one.
"Off!!" Inuyasha shouted, growling.
"He's evil." Yume told Kurama, in a whiny voice.
"I cant believe this." Kurama mumbled, closing his eyes.
Kagome and Sango stood near him, breathing on him.
"Hiei, you have competition." Yusuke said.
"What?!" Hiei asked.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha and Kouga said miserably together.
"I'm bored. where am I?" Yume asked, looking around.
"Whats going on?" Miroku asked.
Pure, total, blissful confusion was an aura that surrounded them.
~!~ moi's note: for those of you that were confuse with the beginning, its coming up, where some VERY EVIL HAPPENS TO THEM ALL. Yes, I totally forgot about that. Hey, everyone makes mistakes, right? ~yume
Tears that wont come Two Angry Men
"Spirit gun!" came a shout over the rush of air of Inuyasha.
"Yusuke!" Botan shrieked, looking over her shoulder at the black haired boy who was standing there, pointing his index finger in the air.
A blue light erupted from his finger, and Inuyasha was sent hurling back ward.
"Dammit! I missed." Yusuke said in disappointment.
"Wha.Wha.WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????" Inuyasha screamed, shaking his head, crawling back.
"Hey, she looks familiar." Yusuke said, looking at Kagome.
Kagome stirred, and gently placed a hand to her cheek where Inuyasha had touched her.
"Who is that, anyway?" Koenma asked from behind Botan.
"Hiding behind a girl?" came Inuyasha's voice. "How pathetic. Whats in his mouth? That blue thing."
"Humph. I know where we are. I'm not that old, but I do know we're in the Sengoku Jidai. The time were demons and humans lived together."
"Peacefully?" Botan asked hopefully.
"Not in your dreams." Came a voice behind Sango. A man dressed in a black and purple cloak stepped over Kagome.
"Why, hello Miroku. Pulling a Myoga on us, are you?" Kagome said lightly, before standing up.
"Oh! I know you!" Kagome said loudly, backing up. "You tried to beat up my little brother for his money."
"Oh. I, uh, did?" Yusuke asked, trying to sound as innocent as possible.
"Yes! I remember! Yusuke Urameshi!!!" Kagome shouted, sounding mad.
"Um, which one was your brother?" Yusuke asked, placing his arms behind his head.
"You jerk!" Kagome shouted, placing her hands into fists.
"Hey, whats going on?" asked a small fox like creature, jumping up onto Kagome's shoulder.
"Oh, nothing, Shippo." Sango said, griping her boomerang with both hands.
"A kitsune." Koenma said in awe, stepping out from behind Botan.
"Like Kurama?" Yusuke asked, sounding unhappy.
"A little." Koenma said.
"What the hell is going on? How did you get through the well?" Inuyasha asked, moving over next to Kagome.
"Um. I don't know." Koenma said. "We're really in the past.."
"What do you mean 'what is going on'!?" Yusuke shouted.
"Who are you? Are you future people like Kagome? And what was that blue thing?" Inuyasha shouted back.
"That was my attack. Very unlike your blind leap through the air to attack a girl." Yusuke said coolly.
"What? Oh, well, she could have been a demon, for all I knew."
"Well, what are you? A mutt?"
"EXSCUSE ME???" Inuyasha shouted, baring his teeth.
"Finally, someone got it right." Came a voice from behind the whole group.
"Kouga!" Kagome shouted in happiness.
"Ah. no. Another dog." Yusuke said sadly.
"What was that, human? You dare place me in the same group as dog turd?" Kouga asked, swiveling his feet to face Yusuke.
"Well sorry. A canine is a canine, no matter how dumb." Yusuke said.
"That, erm, didn't make any sense." Kouga said.
"All it means is that I'll kill the human first!" Inuyasha shouted, leaping at Yusuke.
"Sit!!!" Kagome's voice rang out through the small clearing.
Almost everyone, except for Kagome and Koenma, and Inuyasha, of course, were on the ground, rolling with laughter.
"Why'd you do that wench??" Inuyasha asked, his words coming out a blur through the ground.
~!~ Back in modern times, Around Higurashi shrine
"Are you sure they were going here?" Kurama whispered, looking down into the dark well.
"That's where the Ogre said he had last seen them. Then the screen showed them following someone down the well. and he said the never came back up." Hiei said. "Peculiar." He rubbed a hand along the darkness.
"Well, lets go!" Kuwabara said, jumping down.
Kurama and Hiei waited patently and happily for the thud of hi body to hit the ground, but the sound never came.
"Well, shall we?" Kurama asked, putting a leg over the rim.
"Do we have a choice?" Hiei asked, leaping straight over.
Both disappeared over the well.
~!~
"Um, Inuyasha." Kagome asked, peering over the red and white form that was the hanyou.
"What? I'm laying. So you don't have to sit me anymore!" he shouted.
"Sit!" Kagome said politely.
A slight thud.
"Well, thank you, who ever you are." Yusuke said, smiling. He ran a hand through his black hair.
"Urameshi!" came a voice from behind him.
"Oh! Kurama!" Botan shouted. "Hiei! And.uh, Kuwabara."
"Don't forget me!" said a voice from behind all of them.
"Oh shit!" Kurama glared, balling his hand into a fist.
It was Yume, the girl who had a serious crush on Kurama.
"How did you all get through the well?" Sango asked, eyeing Kurama. Gods, was he cute.
"Back off! He's mine!" Yume said, noticing the same thing.
"He's not yours!" Hiei argued.
"Oh, and I suppose he's yours?" Yume asked, looking to the small fire demon.
"Well you claim him, you insufferable human!"
"Small Chicken man!!!" Yume shouted back.
"What?" Kouga asked, over their shouting.
"I'm confused." Inuyasha said, standing up.
"Doggie!!!!" Yume shouted, and rushed over at dog boy. She grabbed his ear, and pinched them. Kuwabara did the same thing with the other one.
"Off!!" Inuyasha shouted, growling.
"He's evil." Yume told Kurama, in a whiny voice.
"I cant believe this." Kurama mumbled, closing his eyes.
Kagome and Sango stood near him, breathing on him.
"Hiei, you have competition." Yusuke said.
"What?!" Hiei asked.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha and Kouga said miserably together.
"I'm bored. where am I?" Yume asked, looking around.
"Whats going on?" Miroku asked.
Pure, total, blissful confusion was an aura that surrounded them.
~!~ moi's note: for those of you that were confuse with the beginning, its coming up, where some VERY EVIL HAPPENS TO THEM ALL. Yes, I totally forgot about that. Hey, everyone makes mistakes, right? ~yume