Disclaimer: We own none of these characters . . . ^.^ but we wish we did. . . trust me we do.

Riyo and Hotaru: We are the creators of the situation ^.^ of which these characters are in. . . in other words. . . we are the creators of this fic!!!! Wow!!! ^.^

Riyo: We have all the same characters that are in The randomness ness ness of it all . . . if you haven't read the story . . . then read it! ^.^ It's funny. . . *cough* to us *cough*.

Hotaru: I didn't get much say in it. . . *sad*

Riyo: . anyway. . . In this fic. . . the characters are going to school. . . with us (kind of scary {I feel sorry for the characters}) A new person is Miss. Koku. . . (she's a mean teacher [and because we're lazy. . . the only teacher]). Miss. Koku is also not very ahem. . . pretty to erm. . . most people ~my input~ ^Hotaru's input^

Hotaru: I'm not lazy you are!!!

[The story will now begin]

Miss. Koku: To your seats, students. . . *glares at the students*

*Everyone goes to their seats*

Miss. Koku: This is German 1. . . and you WILL be learning German. . .

Riyo: *whispers to Hotaru* Really? I thought we would be learning Spanish! {Sarcastic}

Miss. Koku: Is there something you would like to share with the class? *eyes start to bulge and pupils get smaller*

Riyo: *scared* No. . .

Miss. Koku: *no longer scary looking and in a happy tone* Alright then! ^.^ Now we will be learning the numbers one through ten. . . one is eins. . . I- nnn-ssss

Class: I-nnn-ssss

Miss. Koku: Three is---

Riyo: What happened to two?

Miss. Koku: Two is probably too hard for you to get. . . so we will only learn the simple and easy ones. . . Now. . . as I was saying before I was interrupted. . . drei is three. . . DRY. . .

*Eclipse comes into the class room late*

Miss. Koku: You must be Eclipse. . . YOU'RE LATE!!!

Eclipse: Yeah. . . *is still eating off a human bone*

Miss. Koku: *eyes bulge. . . pupils get smaller. . . and left eye starts to twitch* You will have to go to detention for the rest of the week. . . *glares at Eclipse*

Eclipse: I'd like to see you try. . .

Miss. Koku: Just go sit by Raenef. . . I'm not going to baby-sit a little brat like YOU.

Inuyasha: *hits his head on the desk* (Hey! Creators! ~Yes?~ ^Hmm?^ That is suppose to only work for Kagome! ~Well . . . it's funnier if it works for this too ^.^~ ^*nods*^ GRRRR fine!)

Eclipse: Why?

Miss. Koku: Because I said so. . . now SIT!!!

Inuyasha: *BANG!!! Smashed his desk!* (The writers are so going to get flamed . . . someone flame them!)

*Eclipse doesn't sit down*

Miss. Koku: Do I have to MAKE you sit?!

Inuyasha: *hits the floor* (-_-)

Eclipse: Why don't you just try?

Miss. Koku: *Attacks Eclipse with a powerful blast and knocks him out and drags him to his seat* Now. . . will we have any other interruptions? *glares*

Class: no. . . *still in shock that she blasted a student*

Miss. Koku: Wonderful! *in a happy voice that is waaaay too happy* now where were we?

*bell rings for the next period and everyone rushes out of the room*

Riyo: I don't think she's allowed to blast students. . . is she? *watches some of the other kids carry the knocked out Eclipse to the nurse*

Hotaru: I don't think she is. . . but I wouldn't want to try to report her. . . she might kill you if you did. . . *still in shock*

*They go outside for their next class {PE}*

Miss. Koku: SANO!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE SAKE AT SCHOOL!!!!!

Sano: Well I'll *hic* just drop out then. . . *hic*

Miss. Koku: You will do no such thing while I'm working here!!!! *Sits Sano down against the school wall* Now you will stay here!!! *Takes away Sano's and Hiko's sake*

Miss. Koku: Everyone on the track!!! We're going to run or jog 3 laps!!!

*Hotaru takes two steps and faints ^Hey! It takes 10 steps for me to faint!!!^*

Miss. Koku: ARG!!!!!! Get up Hotaru!!!! Unless you want a zero in this class for the rest of the year!!!!

Riyo: Miss. Koku, I think she's out cold. .

Kenshin: Indeed she is. *worried look*

Miss. Koku: GRRRRRR. . . *throws water on Hotaru*

Hotaru: *looks up and sees Kenshin* Am I in heaven?! ^.^

Miss. Koku: No but you might be in hell if you don't start moving!!! That goes for you two also!!!! *Hotaru, Kenshin, and Riyo start running with Miss. Koku right on their tails making sure they do all the laps*

Miss. Koku: Ok. . . time for Yoga. . .

Miroku and Yuto: ^.^

Riyo, Hotaru, and Aruri: YOGA?! But. . . some of the---

Miss. Koku: I don't care!!! Get on the mats and---

*The third period bell rings*

Miroku and Yuto: *sad*

Riyo: What do we have next Aruri-chan?

Aruri: We have to go to Chemistry.