A Birds of Prey Soap Opera: Chapter 5
A Birds of Prey Soap Opera
Chapter 5-The News
Disclaimer: same as ever
"Helena I am so sorry, I can't believe I was gonna leave you for Harley," Reese apologized again and again.
"It's okay you were hypnotized or something," Helena said from calmed by the medication that they doctors were giving her to numb the slight pain from her minor burns.
"Or something," Reese said before changing the subject, "you should feel very lucky that you're not in worse shape then you are now, you jumped into apartment fire."
"Yeah well hormones will do that to you," Helena said shrugging.
"Speaking of hormones," Reese said, "were you even planning on telling me about our baby?"
"I was going to the night you came over and declared you were leaving me for Harley," Helena said, "but it would have been a lie anyway, the baby isn't even yours."
"What?" Reese demanded, "Whose is it?"
"Darkstryke's," Helena said calmly.
"What?" Reese demanded again.
"Just kidding," Helena said with a wink, "that was for almost leaving me for Harley. But the baby is yours don't worry. Did you talk to Barbara and Dinah yet?"
"Yeah they're on their way with Darkstryke and Alfred," Reese said.
"And me," a voice said from the doorway, "Though I'm not with them."
"Gibson what are you doing here?" Reese asked.
"Wait you two know each other?" Helena asked.
"Yeah Gibson is my half brother from one of my father's affairs," Reese explained, "how do you two know each other?"
"Helena used to be a regular at No Man's Land, my shop that happens to have an underground bar for meta-humans like me," Gibson explained.
"You're a meta-human," Reese said raising an eyebrow, "why didn't you ever tell me?"
"Would you have reacted well to that?" Helena asked.
"No, probably not," Reese admitted.
"Gibson how did you know I was here?" Helena asked.
"I ran into Dinah and the others when I was passing the clock tower, I came straight here, they had to stop and make sure that the criminals got taken into custody."
"Criminals?" Reese asked.
"Oh yeah Dinah got held up at gun point and Barbara was forced to try and hack into this bank, she uploaded a virus to buy them time though and then Darkstryke and Alfred came in to save the day," Gibson said.
"Wow I missed a lot," Helena commented.
"Apparently so did we, the legendary Huntress in the hospital!" Barbara teased.
"That's not all," Helena said, "I'm pregnant."
"No way, that's so cool," Dinah said forgetting about their complicated family issues.
"And I just found out that Gibson and Reese are half-brothers," Helena added.
"Really I just found out that Barbara is my real mom, my dad is a criminal that goes by Firefly and that Alfred is my grandfather, you are my second cousin, and Darkstryke is my uncle," Dinah said hurriedly.
"What?" Helena asked in shock.
"Helena I am your cousin," Barbara said, "I am the daughter of your Aunt Liana, Alfred is your uncle, Darkstryke is my younger brother, your cousin and Dinah is really my daughter, making Dinah your second cousin."
"Woah," Helena said, "this is completely weird."
"Tell me about it," Dinah muttered.
"Sounds like a pretty exciting day," Gibson commented, "in my experience exciting days end best with a drink."
"I wish," Helena said looking around her hospital room.
The End
A Birds of Prey Soap Opera
Chapter 5-The News
Disclaimer: same as ever
"Helena I am so sorry, I can't believe I was gonna leave you for Harley," Reese apologized again and again.
"It's okay you were hypnotized or something," Helena said from calmed by the medication that they doctors were giving her to numb the slight pain from her minor burns.
"Or something," Reese said before changing the subject, "you should feel very lucky that you're not in worse shape then you are now, you jumped into apartment fire."
"Yeah well hormones will do that to you," Helena said shrugging.
"Speaking of hormones," Reese said, "were you even planning on telling me about our baby?"
"I was going to the night you came over and declared you were leaving me for Harley," Helena said, "but it would have been a lie anyway, the baby isn't even yours."
"What?" Reese demanded, "Whose is it?"
"Darkstryke's," Helena said calmly.
"What?" Reese demanded again.
"Just kidding," Helena said with a wink, "that was for almost leaving me for Harley. But the baby is yours don't worry. Did you talk to Barbara and Dinah yet?"
"Yeah they're on their way with Darkstryke and Alfred," Reese said.
"And me," a voice said from the doorway, "Though I'm not with them."
"Gibson what are you doing here?" Reese asked.
"Wait you two know each other?" Helena asked.
"Yeah Gibson is my half brother from one of my father's affairs," Reese explained, "how do you two know each other?"
"Helena used to be a regular at No Man's Land, my shop that happens to have an underground bar for meta-humans like me," Gibson explained.
"You're a meta-human," Reese said raising an eyebrow, "why didn't you ever tell me?"
"Would you have reacted well to that?" Helena asked.
"No, probably not," Reese admitted.
"Gibson how did you know I was here?" Helena asked.
"I ran into Dinah and the others when I was passing the clock tower, I came straight here, they had to stop and make sure that the criminals got taken into custody."
"Criminals?" Reese asked.
"Oh yeah Dinah got held up at gun point and Barbara was forced to try and hack into this bank, she uploaded a virus to buy them time though and then Darkstryke and Alfred came in to save the day," Gibson said.
"Wow I missed a lot," Helena commented.
"Apparently so did we, the legendary Huntress in the hospital!" Barbara teased.
"That's not all," Helena said, "I'm pregnant."
"No way, that's so cool," Dinah said forgetting about their complicated family issues.
"And I just found out that Gibson and Reese are half-brothers," Helena added.
"Really I just found out that Barbara is my real mom, my dad is a criminal that goes by Firefly and that Alfred is my grandfather, you are my second cousin, and Darkstryke is my uncle," Dinah said hurriedly.
"What?" Helena asked in shock.
"Helena I am your cousin," Barbara said, "I am the daughter of your Aunt Liana, Alfred is your uncle, Darkstryke is my younger brother, your cousin and Dinah is really my daughter, making Dinah your second cousin."
"Woah," Helena said, "this is completely weird."
"Tell me about it," Dinah muttered.
"Sounds like a pretty exciting day," Gibson commented, "in my experience exciting days end best with a drink."
"I wish," Helena said looking around her hospital room.
The End