* A stained glass window appears with two silhouettes, a guy and girl, behind it. The shadows shrink, and the window falls*
Draco: Welcome!
Sophia: To!
Together: The Author's Mind!
Sophia: this is what we all have been waiting for-
Together again: The sucky part!
* sign appears with 'Welcome to the Author's Mind! Population: A lot.' *
Author's Note: they never say it right! It's 'the second part,' not 'the sucky part!'
I'm open to suggestions on this story, and I own nothing in England. Okay, yeah, I do own Umbra and Lunas, and I'm looking for an artist for these poor widdle cold-hearted killers.
Lunas: * sweatdrop* widdle cold hearted killers?
Umbra: * shrugs* It's catchy.
Draco: * calmly* more like cold-hearted perverts.
Sophia: * hands on hips* Are you going to get people draw us?!
Well, yes, Sophia. And I was going to show the URL. But, I need nice reviewers to draw you guys since I'm a crappy artist. I figured that since you were mostly mine, after you were all drawn, I could auction you all off for other characters from various fan fictions! * evil laugh that is screwed up at the end with a high squeak.
Sophia: (sarcastically) great.
Angelica: why am I here?
Previews.
Angelica: Oh right! Okay, um. Oh! Okay, in our next chapter, it's almost five years later, and Sophia still hasn't gotten another boyfriend!
Sophia: HEY!
Umbra: * laughs* Angelica and Sophia are now the co-owners of an café in London called Avalon Breeze, where Muggle students go for a break from their parents and no one cares what sexual preference you are.
Lunas: * pushes back silver hair* Draco is an infamous assassin known as 'the White Death' who specializes in people of the feminine persuasion and never allows his heart into the game.
Sophia: But, this assignment pits 'the White Death' against a mysterious woman who the street children call 'the Black Phoenix.' Who is the Black Phoenix and why does she seem familiar to me and Angelica? Find out in 'White or Black?'