Disclaimer: Writing witty comments that don't actually protect me from copyright laws is just what I do! Which sounds great until you realize that suing poor defenseless authors is just what heartless record companies do. Damn.
"Just What We Do"
Freddy: Lance Alvers was a no-good punk
But he had a way with grease
That Wrangler was a piece of junk
'Fore Lance rolled up his sleeves
Toad: Was he tryin' to be funny?
Was it just that he's cheap?
Finally we had to ask him
Yo! Lance, why you wanna fix that Jeep?
Freddy/Toad: And Lance said…
Lance: It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
I'm the best mechanic you ever saw
Cuz lately I ain't getting' no lovin' at all
It's just what I do
It's just what I do
Toad: Well Freddy Dukes
Made folks puke
With his appetite
Those sausages were two feet long
He ate 'em in one bite!
Lance: If he kept it up, we would go bankrupt
Just buyin' groc'ries this week!
Fred, if you're not careful then you'll go back
To bein' a circus freak
Toad/Lance: And Freddy said…
Freddy: It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
I'm the fattest boy you ever saw
Cuz lately I ain't getting' no lovin' at all
It's just what I do
It's just what I do
Lance/Toad/Freddy: Ooh yeah!
Freddy: Whenever Toad saw a wallet
It always made him lose control
Lance: When asked about the temptation
He said…
Toad: You might be thinkin' it's wrong that I stole
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
I'm the cleverest robber that you ever saw
Cuz lately I ain't getting' no lovin' at all
Lance/Toad/Freddy: It's just what we do
It's just what we do
It's just what we do
It's just what we do
It's just what we do when we can't get no lovin'
Author's Note: Yeehaw! Despite no longer owning a computer and having a long bout with CLS (chronic laziness syndrome), I finally wrote a new X-Men song parody! Now if only Kids WB would get THEIR act together and show more Brotherhood in the episodes. Or at least run them in order…