AN- So here is a new idea. let me know if you guys like it.
The camera starts with an up close view of Naruto Grinning stupidly.
He inhales.
"HEY WHAT UP! ITS RUTO AND WELCOME BACK TO...HAPPY NINJA MADNESS!"
He turns the camera to pan around the classroom.
"What on earth?"
"Oh its Naruto and his camera again."
Some comments heard as the camera kept moving showing parts of the classroom.
It stops on a pink haired girl.
"Hey look its my beautiful wife Sakura Uzumaki."
"Im not nor will I ever be your wife Naruto."
"Not yet you're not."
"BAKA-"
He moves the camera over to stop on a raven haired boy sitting a few rows up.
"And this is my best friend sasuke looking as epic as ever!"
"Loser. You dont have friends."
"Then why do you exist?"
Sasuke just rolled his eyes.
"Hey Naruto, not that it's any of my business but this is for people who actually passed the genin test. Last time I checked, you ran crying out of the classroom because you failed."
The camera turned to a lazy eyed boy with a short pony tail.
"Clever as always Shikamaru. Well turns out I got tricked by Mizuki sensei to steal a top secret forbidden scroll, learned an S rank jutsu, Got caught by Iruka sensei, got betrayed by Mizuki sensei, and used Said S rank technique to beat the hell out of Mizuki sensei."
"Ha. I'll believe that When Chouji goes on a diet."
"Ha."
"Ha."
"It could happen..."
All eyes stared at Chouji.
"Nah im just kidding."
"NARUTO!"
The camera turned to Iruka who just walked in the classroom and yelled Naruto's name.
"This is Iruka sensei. A pretty good teacher who yells alot and probably isn't married due to the fact that all his time is spent teaching and doing doing ninja stuff. Hi sensei!"
"Naruto sit down and be quiet."
"Sensei thats impossible due to my HD TV."
"You mean A.D.H.D?"
"Yea that."
"Try your best ok?"
"Ok."
The camera stayed on Iruka Sensei.
"Ok class. As you may know, this is your last day as an academy student. Soon the real world awaits you. It will be hundreds of times harder than it was for you here. Life and death decisions need to be made daily, sacrifices sometimes in blood or even the body of the deceased or possibly your very own soul have to be made. Any and every hard thing you can think of, you will face."
"Will it be harder than Super smash bros?"
"Chouji thats a dumb question. Nothing is harder than super smash bros."
Shikamaru and Chouji's voices were heard.
"You dudes are so wrong. The orphan of Kos on bloodborne is harder than your stupid little smash bros game." Kiba added.
"WHAT ABOUT FIGHTING A DIAMOND IN BRAWLHALLA WHO JUST KEEPS SIG SPAMMING"
"Naruto. 2 things. First don't shout. Second. Brawlhalla is trash and forever will be trash." Shino added aswell.
"Boys are so pathetic fighting over stupid videogames."
"Shut up Sakura. Games are worth fighting over. What do you fight over? Foreheads?"
Sakura then decked Kiba in the face and promptly knocked him out
"DONT TALK ABOUT MY FOREHEAD DAMNIT!"
"Sakura while I applaud your miraculous strength I fail to see why you punch People out of annoyance. It needs to stop."
"But sensei its impossible due to my turk pets."
"You mean tourettes?"
"YES BITCH!"
"Right. Well try your best ok?"
"Hey sensei." Ino began. "I've heard that we will all be put on teams of 3. Is that true?"
"Yes Ino."
"If thats the case, then I want to be on Sasuke's team."
"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!" Sakura screamed. "SASUKE IS MINE!"
"Sasuke would never go for someone as ugly as you. Isnt that right sasuke?"
The camera turned to Sasuke.
"Hn. You both look exactly the same. Just with different hair."
"Take that Sakura! Sasuke likes my hair."
"Sensei can I not be on Hinata's team? She talks to herself and that frightens me." Shino asked.
The camera turned to a lavender haired girl sitting down in the front row looking positively Cheerful at Iruka.
"Hinata doesnt mind. Hinata has all the friends Hinata needs in her head. Yes i do. And i agree with Hinata."
Hinata said all of this without breaking the smile or eye contact with Iruka.
"Hey Hinata. Can you maybe not refer to yourself in the third person? It makes teamwork with you viewed as difficult."
"But sensei, thats impossible due to my skidzofriends yeehaw."
"...Schizophrenia?"
"Yea that."
"Ok well try your best ok?"
"I will. So will I. Me too. I might fail."
"Sensei I dont mind being on Hinata's team. As long as my best friend Sasuke is there with me."
Sasuke groaned.
"CHA! I LOVE YOUR GROANS SASUKE!" sakura screamed.
Sasuke groaned more.
"YESSS MORE!"
He wisely sighed.
Hinata turned towards the camera.
"Yes we all like you very much Naruto. especially Hinata Prime. She likes you the most."
The smile never left Hinata's face.
"Sensei I wanna be on your team."
"Kiba you freaking genius. Why didnt I think of that? Oh wait...cause Im not illegally retarded. Sensei is already passed Genin." Shikamru said tiredly.
"You dont have to be a dick about it..." Kiba pouted.
"Dont say private parts out loud. It scares Hinata." Hinata said.
"Hey man you got it. If Hinata wants me to stop. Im gonna stop. I dont wanna get jumped."
"Kiba you're such a wuss, tebayo."
"Say that to my face!"
"Im sitting next to you bro."
"Oh I'm sorry. I couldnt tell due to my cat attacks."
"You mean cataracts?" Iruka added.
"Yea that."
The camera turned back to facing Naruto.
"WELL THATS ALL FOLKS. NOW YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHATS GOING ON WITH MY EPIC LIFE!"
"Naruto you have spoken to your self with that camera for atleast 2 years now. How could anyone not know?"
"But Sasuke that was pre ninja time. Now its ninja time."
"Who even are you showing this to?"
"Oh well thats an easy question. I'm-"
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