Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha. But I own his clone!...no I'm not lucky enough to own him

either.

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Miroku opens the door to reveal the four ladies. "Hello fair damsels. I am Miroku. I shall

show

you to your rooms now. If you would just follow me." Miroku starts to go up one of the many

stair

cases when Sango yells at him.

"Miroku?! What are you doing here?!"

Miroku turns around and looks at Sango in shock. "Sango? You're competing to go out with

Inu

Yasha?"

Sango walks up to him growling, "I thought I told you to stop following me."

Miroku gulps, "I did stop following you. I just got a job here so I could get a steady

paycheck."

Kikyou clears her throat, "Excuse me, I'd really like to see my room. If you don't mind of

course."

"Of course madame. Now if all of you would just follow me." He ran up the stairs while the

girls

took their time. Kagome patted Sango on the shoulder saying, "Hey Sango give him a break, at

least

now he has a job."

Miroku opened two doors on either side of the hallway. "These two rooms are the ones we

have

prepared for you. In two or three hours I will come up and lead you to where the dance is to take

place. Are there any questions before I leave?"

Kikyou did a small cough to get Miroku's attention, "When will Seshoumaru be coming to the

dance?"

"I'm not sure he's even coming."

Kagura then pulled out Naraku's Diary, "Is there going to be a good time for me to read out

some of

Naraku's diary entries?"

Miroku eyed the book, "You'll have to talk to Mika about that."

Kagome smiled at Miroku, "Can you tell us anything about Inu Yasha? Before we meet him I

mean."

Miroku gave her a dazzling smile, "He's not as handsome as yours truly." He then takes

Kagome's

hand and looks deeply into her eyes, "My lady, if you lose the trial for Inu Yasha's heart would

you

consider (Dramatic Pause) bearing my child?" Kagome gave him a blank stare, as did Kikyou and

Kagura.

Sango picked up her boomerang, "I thought I told you to stop asking girls that!"

Miroku put up his hands in a supposed to be calming motion, "You did lady Sango, but that

was

only while we were still going out."

Sango raised the weapon threateningly, "It still isn't right for you to ask innocent people that!"

"MERCY!!!!" screams miroku in a high shriek.

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Mika paces the front lawn of the mansion. What could she have done to make inu Yasha run

away

like he did. Was it the pink frilly bathroom? The pictures of his elder brother modeling in a

bathing suit

in the hallways? The hello kittys she put in his bedroom?

Shippo's pink ballon form could be seen above the trees. Seshoumaru had been sent into the

woods to help drag back Inu yasha. Seshoumaru glances around the woods and sniffs the air.

He

then steps around a few trees to find Inu yasha rocking on the ground in a fetal position. "Inu

Yasha,

what happened to make you like this?"

Inu yasha looked up to his brother in fear, "It's Rin. You try to survive an hour of her tea

parties."

Seshoumaru dragged Inu yasha all the way back to Mika. "Here he is, traumatized."

Mika pulls on Inu Yasha's ear, "Hey puppy, what happened to you?"

Inu Yasha trembles, "Never ever let Rin into my room with her pink tea set of doom."

"What makes it a pink tea set of doom?"

"Its not the tea set that bugs me really, but when Rin tries to dress me up in pink for her little

tea

party."

"I thought you did wear pink. You know that fire rat costume you wear is pink."

"Its Red! Red! There's no way I'd be caught in a pink suit."

Jaken came running out towards Mika, "Mika I did the laundry as you asked me too."

Mika looks at him confused, "Jaken, I didn't tell you to do the laundry. I told you to go check

on

the girls and make sure they were comfortable."

"Laundry, check on the girls whats the difference?"

"Go Jaken" ordered seshoumaru.

Jaken ran as fast as his little ugly legs would carry at him. He paused at the door and said to

Inu

Yasha, "Hey mutt, I washed your fire rats outfit." He then ran into the mansion laughing like a

maniac.

Inu yasha turned deathly pale and ran to the laundry room. Mika looked thoughtful as she

looked at

seshoumaru. "Hey Sesh, doesn't Jaken always put bleach into the washing turning everything he

washes a bright pink?"

Inu yasha's scream can be heard miles around, "NOOOO Not the underwear Too!!!"

Seshoumaru sighs, "Yeah, I need to tell Jaken to stop doing the laundry. He did the same

thing to

my beautiful white tuxedo."

"I thought that was dry clean only."

"It was, Jaken thought that dry clean wasn't good enough for the lord of the western lands."

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Kagome looked around her room that she shares with sango. There are two twin size beds

with

dark red comforters. The pillows are the same dark red with gold trim. The balcony over looks

Inuyasha's forest. "What a beautiful view!"

Sango went beside Kagome to admire the view too. Just then the door opened and an ugly

green

thing came into the room. "How are the ladies of this room faring?" Getting glares and ugly

looks from

the girls he gulps, "What? I'm only a servant hired by Mika."

"What kind of place is Mika running here anyway?" asks Sango.

Jaken shrugs and asks if they need anything again. When they don't answer him he goes to the

room opposite of theirs. Opening the door he finds Kagura reading out of Naraku's Diary.



Dear Diary,

I just saw the interview with Michael Jackson and noticed how horribly they portrayed him. I

can't

believe they'd do that to such a handsome man. He isn't as handsome as me of course but he

comes

pretty close with all the plastic surgery over the years.

Oh no, my brat for a child Kagura is now yelling at me for some reason.

Until later

Naraku

"Have I interrupted something?" Asks Jaken.

The girls smile evilly as they look at the green toad. Kikyou kicks Jaken away from the

camera he

was dragging around and points it at Kagura. "Read some more out of that stupid diary before

Mika

tries to stop us!"

Unfortunately for them Mika had just walked up the stairs. "What in the heck are you girls

doing?!"

Kagura smiles and holds up Naraku's diary, "We're only reading my fathers diary out for the

whole world to hear."

Mika glowers at them, "Now what did I tell you about kicking Jaken and stealing his camera

to

read from a diary?"

Kikyou, "I believe you didn't say anything about that."

Mika thinks, "Hey you're right I didn't say anything about that. Now I have to tell you though,

when you hurt Jaken to read from your fathers Diary make sure that it's an injury he won't recover

from the next minute.....and let me read the diary!!"

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