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Mika walks down the stairs dragging a pummeled Jaken. She then spotted Inu yasha
sitting on the couch. He's shoving Miroku out of the way because he can't see his favorite event,
the judging of the poodles. Mika sits down at the end of the couch and growls, "Move I can't
see!"
Inu Yasha glares back at Mika, "You think I can see? You bought a tv that was too small
for us to watch!"
The door bell rings and Mika throws Jaken at it. Jaken dusts himself off and opens the
door. He then looked up to see an Inu Yasha look alike, except his hair and ears were black. "Is
this the Inu Full Demon fic?"
Jaken glares at the inu Yasha look alike and makes his ugly face look uglier as he
answers, "What do you want? Can't you see I'm being tortured and killed all for the amusement
of some teenage girl who abducted Inu yasha and other people, and who also forced her way into
our mansion. The worst part is, WE"RE GETTING NO MONEY FOR THIS!!!!"
The Inu Yasha look alike stepped over Jaken and into the living room. "Hello I have a
delivery for a person named Mika."
Mika looks up, "A Package? You mean someone actually felt like sponsoring me?! I feel
loved." She then hugs the Inu yasha Look Alike and asks, "What was sent?"
The look alike opened the box and pulled out......
"A Bigger SCREEN TV!!!" Yells miroku happily.
"Not only that," says the look alike, "But there are four screens. So wherever you sit you
can watch the tv."
Miroku smiles, "You are a demon sent from heaven!"
As the Inu Yasha look alike went to leave he paused and asked. "Can I borrow the green
talking football? You see me and the guys lost our other one."
"Give me money, I'll lend you the Ball." Says mika.
"Money? For that wrinkly thing?"
"Yes, it came with a special voice chip that will whine in pain if you hit him...I mean it
hard enough."
The look alike shrugs, "Works for me." He hands Mika 5 dollars and starts to kick Jaken
all the way to his truck. Which was parked all the way at the far end of the gate.
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Kagome and sango were primping in the mirror when someone knocked on the door to
their room. Kagome opened the door to reveal Miroku standing there with a calm serene look on
his face.
" Ladies, if you would like, you will be able to meet Inu Yasha ahead of time. He is
downstairs watching the cable tv." He then holds out his arm to sango, which she ignores, and the
girls run down the stairs to meet the demon they might come to love.
The girls got to the bottom of the stairs and a wonderful sight met their eyes. It's
gorgeous, it's silvery, and it makes us all swoon, It's the new tv. They walk up in a daze ignoring
the guy who is watching it already. They sit on opposite sides of the tv and their eyes shine.
Inu Yasha, who has just noticed that he has other people in the room, rises from his seat
on the couch and goes to the top of the stairs where miroku is smiling pervertedly. "So," says
Miroku, "How do you like the girls?"
Inu Yasha growls soft enough for only miroku to hear, "I'm not supposed to put up with
them until the dance and dinner. What makes you think I wanna see these wenches any earlier?!"
Miroku looks confused, "So are you saying you don't like how the women look?"
Inu Yasha hits miroku upside the head. "You Idiot, didn't you read the rule book for this
show?"
"The rule book?" asks Miroku.
"Yes the rule book." Says Mika popping up from out of no where. The boys jump when
she appears.
"Don't you ever do that again wench!"
Mika puts her hands up in calming motions, "Okay Okay. Any way it says here in rule
32," Mika pulls out a leather bound book that has the words Inu Full Demon Rules scribbled in
crayon on the front. "That Inu Yasha is not to meet the girls until the dance. That way all the
girls could have an equal chance with him. It also says here that if I let someone borrow Jaken for
money and he isn't returned by the end of the day the person who borrowed him will have to stay
in his place."
Inu Yasha looks at the rule book, "Where does it say that?"
"Right here," says Mika pointing at something that was newly written in on the typed
page. "Any way, Inu Yasha, did the girls see you?"
Inu yasha shakes his head no.
"Ah good." says mika. "Then I'll just have to put you into your room for hiding until they
go away from the tv."
Inu Yasha nods his head yes and is running up the stairs to his room. He paused to take a
look at the two who are on the couch and smiles when he see's the one with the blue eyes. He
tugs on Mika's arm, since he was dragging her to his room to complain and asks, "Hey Mika,
who's the girl without the pony tail?"
"Oh her? She's one of the contestants trying to win your heart. Her name is Kagome."
Inu Yasha keeps looking at kagome. 'This might be a good game after all' he thinks to
himself.
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Kikyou sets up the camera that Mika had given them for the reading of Naraku's Diary.
Kagura, who wanted to have the place set up just right had a big sign that reads 'Naraku's diary
reading' and another one that says, 'naraku is a cross dresser'.
Kagura goes 'ahem' and begins to read.
Dearest Diary,
I'm heart broken. I gave fluffy chan that arm and he never thanked me. The worst thing is, he
noticed the binding spell I had put on the arm to make him mine. How horrible that he saw the
vines creeping up his arm. They wouldn't have hurt him.....they would have made him my
snuggly wugggly sesshy poo.
(Where ever he is, sesshoumaru gets cold chills for no apparent reason)
I just wish my plan would have worked. It was so close. My dreams for having Fluffy chan have
been ruined again.
Heart broken,
Naraku
Kagura fakes a cry but ends up laughing. "How pathetic!! Bwahahahaha!!!"
Kikyou is seen rolling on the floor with laughter. "Your dad is so lame!"
"Yeah, heh heh, I know."
"So how did you convince him to give you his diary?"
Kagura is silent for a minute, "uh...he'll find out as soon as this is on the air. But until
then I have his diary and will keep reading it if all the fans want me to!"
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Naraku searches around his room looking for his beloved diary. The only other thing as
beloved as his diary was fluffy chan, who he needs to win the heart of. Looking under his bed, the
usual spot he hid his diary, he found it missing. He searched the closet, the desk, the bathroom,
and finally he went and asked his daughter Kanna who gave him a blank stare.
He sat down on the couch as the newest real life tv show Inu Full Demon came on. He
smiled as he saw his fluffy wuffy poo driving his little kagura. He then said to kanna, "I hope that
kagura puts in a good word for me with fluffy chan!" and then he noticed that kagura was reading
out part of his diary entries in the carriage. "No My Diary!!" He screeches like a ten year old
girl.
He then passes out as Kanna's eyes widen at what Kagura reads. Kanna edges away from
Naraku with a look of disgust on her face. How sad that her first emotion she shows is that of
disgust.
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Authors note: I might not be able to write another chapter very soon because I have marching
band for the next 2 weeks (@_@).....reviews are welcome, and if you would like to appear as a
sponsor for either the fanfic Inu Full Demon or Who's line is it anyway? Please write in your
review what your weird company produces, and enjoy having your name show up in the fic, and
maybe the items you produce will show up too!
This chapter is sponsored bySesshoumaruFanCall911 and her company
"SesshoumaruFanCall911's Ultra-Super-Cool TV's!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mika walks down the stairs dragging a pummeled Jaken. She then spotted Inu yasha
sitting on the couch. He's shoving Miroku out of the way because he can't see his favorite event,
the judging of the poodles. Mika sits down at the end of the couch and growls, "Move I can't
see!"
Inu Yasha glares back at Mika, "You think I can see? You bought a tv that was too small
for us to watch!"
The door bell rings and Mika throws Jaken at it. Jaken dusts himself off and opens the
door. He then looked up to see an Inu Yasha look alike, except his hair and ears were black. "Is
this the Inu Full Demon fic?"
Jaken glares at the inu Yasha look alike and makes his ugly face look uglier as he
answers, "What do you want? Can't you see I'm being tortured and killed all for the amusement
of some teenage girl who abducted Inu yasha and other people, and who also forced her way into
our mansion. The worst part is, WE"RE GETTING NO MONEY FOR THIS!!!!"
The Inu Yasha look alike stepped over Jaken and into the living room. "Hello I have a
delivery for a person named Mika."
Mika looks up, "A Package? You mean someone actually felt like sponsoring me?! I feel
loved." She then hugs the Inu yasha Look Alike and asks, "What was sent?"
The look alike opened the box and pulled out......
"A Bigger SCREEN TV!!!" Yells miroku happily.
"Not only that," says the look alike, "But there are four screens. So wherever you sit you
can watch the tv."
Miroku smiles, "You are a demon sent from heaven!"
As the Inu Yasha look alike went to leave he paused and asked. "Can I borrow the green
talking football? You see me and the guys lost our other one."
"Give me money, I'll lend you the Ball." Says mika.
"Money? For that wrinkly thing?"
"Yes, it came with a special voice chip that will whine in pain if you hit him...I mean it
hard enough."
The look alike shrugs, "Works for me." He hands Mika 5 dollars and starts to kick Jaken
all the way to his truck. Which was parked all the way at the far end of the gate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kagome and sango were primping in the mirror when someone knocked on the door to
their room. Kagome opened the door to reveal Miroku standing there with a calm serene look on
his face.
" Ladies, if you would like, you will be able to meet Inu Yasha ahead of time. He is
downstairs watching the cable tv." He then holds out his arm to sango, which she ignores, and the
girls run down the stairs to meet the demon they might come to love.
The girls got to the bottom of the stairs and a wonderful sight met their eyes. It's
gorgeous, it's silvery, and it makes us all swoon, It's the new tv. They walk up in a daze ignoring
the guy who is watching it already. They sit on opposite sides of the tv and their eyes shine.
Inu Yasha, who has just noticed that he has other people in the room, rises from his seat
on the couch and goes to the top of the stairs where miroku is smiling pervertedly. "So," says
Miroku, "How do you like the girls?"
Inu Yasha growls soft enough for only miroku to hear, "I'm not supposed to put up with
them until the dance and dinner. What makes you think I wanna see these wenches any earlier?!"
Miroku looks confused, "So are you saying you don't like how the women look?"
Inu Yasha hits miroku upside the head. "You Idiot, didn't you read the rule book for this
show?"
"The rule book?" asks Miroku.
"Yes the rule book." Says Mika popping up from out of no where. The boys jump when
she appears.
"Don't you ever do that again wench!"
Mika puts her hands up in calming motions, "Okay Okay. Any way it says here in rule
32," Mika pulls out a leather bound book that has the words Inu Full Demon Rules scribbled in
crayon on the front. "That Inu Yasha is not to meet the girls until the dance. That way all the
girls could have an equal chance with him. It also says here that if I let someone borrow Jaken for
money and he isn't returned by the end of the day the person who borrowed him will have to stay
in his place."
Inu Yasha looks at the rule book, "Where does it say that?"
"Right here," says Mika pointing at something that was newly written in on the typed
page. "Any way, Inu Yasha, did the girls see you?"
Inu yasha shakes his head no.
"Ah good." says mika. "Then I'll just have to put you into your room for hiding until they
go away from the tv."
Inu Yasha nods his head yes and is running up the stairs to his room. He paused to take a
look at the two who are on the couch and smiles when he see's the one with the blue eyes. He
tugs on Mika's arm, since he was dragging her to his room to complain and asks, "Hey Mika,
who's the girl without the pony tail?"
"Oh her? She's one of the contestants trying to win your heart. Her name is Kagome."
Inu Yasha keeps looking at kagome. 'This might be a good game after all' he thinks to
himself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kikyou sets up the camera that Mika had given them for the reading of Naraku's Diary.
Kagura, who wanted to have the place set up just right had a big sign that reads 'Naraku's diary
reading' and another one that says, 'naraku is a cross dresser'.
Kagura goes 'ahem' and begins to read.
Dearest Diary,
I'm heart broken. I gave fluffy chan that arm and he never thanked me. The worst thing is, he
noticed the binding spell I had put on the arm to make him mine. How horrible that he saw the
vines creeping up his arm. They wouldn't have hurt him.....they would have made him my
snuggly wugggly sesshy poo.
(Where ever he is, sesshoumaru gets cold chills for no apparent reason)
I just wish my plan would have worked. It was so close. My dreams for having Fluffy chan have
been ruined again.
Heart broken,
Naraku
Kagura fakes a cry but ends up laughing. "How pathetic!! Bwahahahaha!!!"
Kikyou is seen rolling on the floor with laughter. "Your dad is so lame!"
"Yeah, heh heh, I know."
"So how did you convince him to give you his diary?"
Kagura is silent for a minute, "uh...he'll find out as soon as this is on the air. But until
then I have his diary and will keep reading it if all the fans want me to!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naraku searches around his room looking for his beloved diary. The only other thing as
beloved as his diary was fluffy chan, who he needs to win the heart of. Looking under his bed, the
usual spot he hid his diary, he found it missing. He searched the closet, the desk, the bathroom,
and finally he went and asked his daughter Kanna who gave him a blank stare.
He sat down on the couch as the newest real life tv show Inu Full Demon came on. He
smiled as he saw his fluffy wuffy poo driving his little kagura. He then said to kanna, "I hope that
kagura puts in a good word for me with fluffy chan!" and then he noticed that kagura was reading
out part of his diary entries in the carriage. "No My Diary!!" He screeches like a ten year old
girl.
He then passes out as Kanna's eyes widen at what Kagura reads. Kanna edges away from
Naraku with a look of disgust on her face. How sad that her first emotion she shows is that of
disgust.
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Authors note: I might not be able to write another chapter very soon because I have marching
band for the next 2 weeks (@_@).....reviews are welcome, and if you would like to appear as a
sponsor for either the fanfic Inu Full Demon or Who's line is it anyway? Please write in your
review what your weird company produces, and enjoy having your name show up in the fic, and
maybe the items you produce will show up too!