Author's notes/disclaimer: blah blah blah. I don't own Inu Yasha. And I love hearing from the

sponsors. here's the sponsors of the day.

SesshoumaruFanCall911 who makes Ultra-Super-Cool-Universal-Remotes

phishy() who gave us free mountain dew! *Mika Watches Inu yasha drink the last can of it*

Sango-Miroku who brings us Funk be gone™.

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Mika clears her throat. "Alright girls. This is the dance. Two of you will be on the DDR

jump pad while the other two talk to inu Yasha. Then the two switch off. After both the groups

have gone we go for the ultimate winner. The ultimate winner will get to have an intimate date

alone with Inu yasha tomorrow." Kikyou keeps glaring at Mika. "Uh...do you all need to see

how this DDR thing works?" Taking the girl's silence as a yes Mika shoves Inu Yasha and

Okami onto the jump pad. "Good luck boys!"

Okami and Inu Yasha glance at the music settings. They both choose hard as their

settings and their song is DAIGENKAI.

Mika looks over what all the girls are dressed in. "Uh, kikyou, why are you dressed up so

fancy?"

Kikyou glares at Mika, "Because you never told me what kind of dance it was going to

be."

Mika glances about the room. "But the other girls seem dressed down enough. Even

Kagura, though she's wearing something that looks like it isn't going to give her much mobility."

Kikyou pulls out a little remote control, "At least I brought this." she was about to push

the rewind button when Mika grabbed the remote.

"Oh no you don't!" mika presses the mute button while pointing the remote at Kikyou. Kikyou

is then seen mouthing off mika but no sound is coming out of her mouth.

Kagome looks at the remote in Mika's hands. "What the heck is that?"

Mika smiles evilly, "This is something I'm going to enjoy owning. Thank you

SesshoumaruFanCall911 for making a universal remote that can control people."

Kagome & Sango back away slowly, while kagura begs, "Please show me what else it can

do!! Please please please!!"

Mika grins, "Sure!" She then looks outside where there is a balcony. "Hey RIN!!"

Rins voice is heard yelling, "WHAT NOW?"

Mika yells back, "Throw Jaken off of the north Balcony!!!"

"Okay!!" the girls watch as a green blob is thrown off the balcony and lands on the ground

below.

"Now watch this." Mika presses the rewind button. The girls watch impressed as Jaken is

lifted from the ground. Then Mika pressed the play button and jaken fell back down towards the

ground. "Would you like to see that again?" Kagura nodded her head really fast while the other

girls decided to watch the ending of the DDR session.

Mika was laughing out loud and about to hit the rewind button again when Inu Yasha and

okami appeared at her side. Inu yasha said panting, "Okay, okay, it's the girls turn."

Mika hit the play button and laughed as Jaken started to plummet to the ground. Okami

grabbed the remote and pointed it at Jaken hitting pause. Jaken floated in midair with his face in a

contorted in a scream, but no sound was coming out of his mouth. Okami sighs, "You know, I

would really like to be able to take a break now.

Mika wrinkled her nose, "You also need a bath, but since we don't have the time for that."

Mika pulled out a can of Funk be gone™ and sprayed Okami with it. "Hmm, that fresh pine

needle from the sengoku jidai (Is that spelled right?) Scent really does cover up bad odors.

Mika throws the can into a pile of junk that is conveniently in a corner and pushes Kagura

and Kikyou onto the DDR platform.

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Seshoumaru looked at his used to be beautiful, silvery hair. He sighs sadly running his

fingers through it. "Green, green, of all the horrible colors it had to be the green grass dye." He

then looks at the can and reads aloud, "Do not use on hair or it will become permanent. It will

also sink into your roots and become your natural hair color."

Seshoumaru blinks, then he starts shrieking in fear. He then starts to reread the can. He

got down to the part where he stopped and read a little below. It says, "Just Kidding. If you

washed it into your hair by mistake thinking it was shampoo it should come out of your hair in a

few days."

Seshoumaru sighs. "Phew." he then reads on a little bit further, "But we never tested it on

anybody's hair so we're probably lying about it coming out." sehoumaru goes pale, "Just

kidding." he starts to glare at the can, "Or are we?"

Seshoumaru throws the can into the garbage, "Whoever wrote the instructions on this can

should be dragged off into a street and shot."

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Authors ranting again: Hey, I know this is really short but I have school tomorrow. *Author

Sighs* Anyway, I figured that I've found out a way to get you people to sponsor me some more!

Who ever sponsors me the most throughout this whole fic will show up in the tenth chapter as a

special guest! That's right, they'll show up and help me run things for that whole chapter! So

review, sponsor, and get more than just your name & product into this fic.