Author's rants: gee I kept you guys waiting a month if you're still reading this. Sad thing is I only
got two sponsors. *Sigh* Our sponsors for this chapter are:
Sango-Miroku with Funk be gone- For da feet
and also
SesshoumaruFanCall911 with Ultra-Super-Cool-Robots
I've been keeping up a tally and so far it seems SesshoumaruFanCall911 is winning and will show
up in the tenth chapter, whenever that's made. So let's see what happens next.
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Mika watches as Kagura and Kikyou try to keep up with the ddr song. The only problem
was Kagura had never played the game. She was beating Kikyou though cause kikyou kept
tripping of the dance pad. They are going to the song paranoia and even though kagura gets one
out of every five steps, she's still wining. Mika got bored very quickly and knowing that her
room would be stinking in a few minutes went to the big pile of junk in the corner of the room
and started rummaging. Inu Yasha was flirting with Kagome and Sango was giving Miroku an
evil glare.
Jaken started to get up from the hole in the ground he made from falling many times. He
curses the tv remote that allows that to happen. He looks up to see Rin with an evil look on her
face. He glares at rin and looks more ugly then usual. Then rin somehow picks up a piano.....
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Seshoumaru paced around his room trying to find a way to get the green grass dye out of
his hair. He tried real shampoo, dog shampoo, fingernail polish remover, and anything else he
could get his hands on. With no clue what to do he turns on the tv. Maybe he'd find a way by
watching his favorite Soap Opera, Demons and Chocolate. He saw about one minute of his
favorite show and a tv commercial came on.
SeshoumaruFanCall911 comes onto the screen grinning wildly. "Hey all, if you liked my
Ultra-super cool- tv remotes then you're gonna love this." Pulls out another remote and hits a
button. A robot that looks sort of like seshoumaru comes on the screen but its hair is really short.
"This is a robot. But not just any robot! Come and see what he can do!!"
"It does your chores." the scene changes to a kids spotless clean room. The kid is playing
a video game ignoring the Seshoumaru Robot which is wearing a purple wig for hair. The Robot
has a stupid smile on its face and is vacuuming the kid's room. The little brats mother Is smiling
at the camera nodding her head.
"It also drive you to work." Scene changes to a seshoumaru robot with short black hair
driving a drunk idiot to work. The man is either really drunk, or is extremely stupid. The old man
keeps talking, "And then I said to him,"If you don't want me to sleep with your wife, then why do
you have one?" The seshoumaru robot pretends to be listening while it runs a few red lights,
nearly gets into a car accident, almost runs over Kaede the old hag, and screeches to a halt in
front of the old man's work place. After throwing the old man out the robot zooms away going
100 miles over the speed limit.
"It does Your homework" The seshoumaru robot is seen breaking into school and getting
the teachers addition book which has all the answers. In the process of breaking into the school it
destroy's the teachers lounge and runs away with a crazy laugh.
"You can even give it to your little seshoumaru fan girls to take to prom." A girl in a
white prom dress stands with the robot. The father is waving to them as they get into the car.
The real seshoumaru blinks and then snaps his fingers. "That's just what I need!!
Someone to replace me so that I won't have to go downstairs with green hair. The best thing is,
some obsessed fan of mine created it so I know it will work, or is this to good to be true?"
SeshoumaruFanCall911 shows back on screen. "This is a limited time offer folks, so buy
it while you can. The number is 1-800-R U BORED." All the actors that were in the
commercial and all the seshoumaru prototypes are in the background nodding their heads.
The real seshoumaru picks up the phone and dials the number.
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As the song ends Kagura is shown as the winner and Kikyou's dress is ruined. Not to
mention her high heeled boots are too. Mika is about to congratulate Kagura when a loud
banging sound like that of a piano falling off the north balcony would make.
Inu yasha looks around. "Hey, did it just sound like a piano fell from the north balcony?"
Every one nods their heads.
Kagome Goes to where the north balcony is located and says, "Don't worry, Rin only
dropped a piano on Jaken Because he was looking at her funny."
"Oh" says every one in the room. Mika Helps Kagome and Sango onto the DDR Panel
and goes back to talk to Kikyou. "Well Kikyou, you lost."
Kikyou glares at Mika, "I Know that. Your stupid game ruined my dress, and worst yet,
my feet stink worse than you do!!"
Mika sniffs the air. Not being able to smell herself she shrugged and pulled out another
spray can labeled "Funk be gone- For da feet". Kikyou snatches the can and spray's her feet till
they smell like a clean valley full of sengoku jidai flowers. She hands the can back to mika and it
is empty now. "Hey that was a whole new can Kikyou!!"
Kikyou Huffs and leaves the room yelling "I'll Drag you all to hell with me!!" Inu Yasha
gets a little sweat drop on his head and says. "I think she'll be first to go."
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Author's ranting again: well that's all I'm posting. I'm sorry this is so short but Without the
sponsors this fic is nothing. So to all you fanfic lovers out there, read, review, and sponsor us.
Who knows you may end up in our tenth chapter!
got two sponsors. *Sigh* Our sponsors for this chapter are:
Sango-Miroku with Funk be gone- For da feet
and also
SesshoumaruFanCall911 with Ultra-Super-Cool-Robots
I've been keeping up a tally and so far it seems SesshoumaruFanCall911 is winning and will show
up in the tenth chapter, whenever that's made. So let's see what happens next.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mika watches as Kagura and Kikyou try to keep up with the ddr song. The only problem
was Kagura had never played the game. She was beating Kikyou though cause kikyou kept
tripping of the dance pad. They are going to the song paranoia and even though kagura gets one
out of every five steps, she's still wining. Mika got bored very quickly and knowing that her
room would be stinking in a few minutes went to the big pile of junk in the corner of the room
and started rummaging. Inu Yasha was flirting with Kagome and Sango was giving Miroku an
evil glare.
Jaken started to get up from the hole in the ground he made from falling many times. He
curses the tv remote that allows that to happen. He looks up to see Rin with an evil look on her
face. He glares at rin and looks more ugly then usual. Then rin somehow picks up a piano.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seshoumaru paced around his room trying to find a way to get the green grass dye out of
his hair. He tried real shampoo, dog shampoo, fingernail polish remover, and anything else he
could get his hands on. With no clue what to do he turns on the tv. Maybe he'd find a way by
watching his favorite Soap Opera, Demons and Chocolate. He saw about one minute of his
favorite show and a tv commercial came on.
SeshoumaruFanCall911 comes onto the screen grinning wildly. "Hey all, if you liked my
Ultra-super cool- tv remotes then you're gonna love this." Pulls out another remote and hits a
button. A robot that looks sort of like seshoumaru comes on the screen but its hair is really short.
"This is a robot. But not just any robot! Come and see what he can do!!"
"It does your chores." the scene changes to a kids spotless clean room. The kid is playing
a video game ignoring the Seshoumaru Robot which is wearing a purple wig for hair. The Robot
has a stupid smile on its face and is vacuuming the kid's room. The little brats mother Is smiling
at the camera nodding her head.
"It also drive you to work." Scene changes to a seshoumaru robot with short black hair
driving a drunk idiot to work. The man is either really drunk, or is extremely stupid. The old man
keeps talking, "And then I said to him,"If you don't want me to sleep with your wife, then why do
you have one?" The seshoumaru robot pretends to be listening while it runs a few red lights,
nearly gets into a car accident, almost runs over Kaede the old hag, and screeches to a halt in
front of the old man's work place. After throwing the old man out the robot zooms away going
100 miles over the speed limit.
"It does Your homework" The seshoumaru robot is seen breaking into school and getting
the teachers addition book which has all the answers. In the process of breaking into the school it
destroy's the teachers lounge and runs away with a crazy laugh.
"You can even give it to your little seshoumaru fan girls to take to prom." A girl in a
white prom dress stands with the robot. The father is waving to them as they get into the car.
The real seshoumaru blinks and then snaps his fingers. "That's just what I need!!
Someone to replace me so that I won't have to go downstairs with green hair. The best thing is,
some obsessed fan of mine created it so I know it will work, or is this to good to be true?"
SeshoumaruFanCall911 shows back on screen. "This is a limited time offer folks, so buy
it while you can. The number is 1-800-R U BORED." All the actors that were in the
commercial and all the seshoumaru prototypes are in the background nodding their heads.
The real seshoumaru picks up the phone and dials the number.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As the song ends Kagura is shown as the winner and Kikyou's dress is ruined. Not to
mention her high heeled boots are too. Mika is about to congratulate Kagura when a loud
banging sound like that of a piano falling off the north balcony would make.
Inu yasha looks around. "Hey, did it just sound like a piano fell from the north balcony?"
Every one nods their heads.
Kagome Goes to where the north balcony is located and says, "Don't worry, Rin only
dropped a piano on Jaken Because he was looking at her funny."
"Oh" says every one in the room. Mika Helps Kagome and Sango onto the DDR Panel
and goes back to talk to Kikyou. "Well Kikyou, you lost."
Kikyou glares at Mika, "I Know that. Your stupid game ruined my dress, and worst yet,
my feet stink worse than you do!!"
Mika sniffs the air. Not being able to smell herself she shrugged and pulled out another
spray can labeled "Funk be gone- For da feet". Kikyou snatches the can and spray's her feet till
they smell like a clean valley full of sengoku jidai flowers. She hands the can back to mika and it
is empty now. "Hey that was a whole new can Kikyou!!"
Kikyou Huffs and leaves the room yelling "I'll Drag you all to hell with me!!" Inu Yasha
gets a little sweat drop on his head and says. "I think she'll be first to go."
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Author's ranting again: well that's all I'm posting. I'm sorry this is so short but Without the
sponsors this fic is nothing. So to all you fanfic lovers out there, read, review, and sponsor us.
Who knows you may end up in our tenth chapter!