Author's Ramblings: You know what, I got two great sponsors who gave me more than one item.
This chapter is sponsored by,
asian_anime's given us some type of chips and fruit punch.
SeshoumaruFanCall911 with SesshoumaruFanCall911's-Ghost-In-A-Toast
And
Ghoul King has given us 'Pot-O-Plague', 'Voodoo the Lazy Way', 'Good-be-Gone', and last but
not least 'Robo-Rin'.
So far the person who is winning the tally to be able to show up in the tenth chapter is a tie
between Ghoul King and SeshoumaruFanCall911., in second is Asian_Anime
So let's see what trouble the house is in this time.
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Seshoumaru is waiting on the phone for the robot seshoumaru line to pick up. Just then
another commercial with SeshoumaruFanCall911 comes on to the tv.
A nervous looking SeshoumaruFanCall911 is on the screen. "Ahem, I would like to start
by apologizing for mistakenly giving you the wrong phone number. Gomen nasai."
'This is the wrong number?' thinks seshoumaru. He then pulls out his cell phone and dials
the number at the bottom of the screen under the we're so sorry banner.
"For all of you people who called 1-800 R U BORED instead of 1-800 MY ROBOT, I'm
truly sorry you ended up having seizures."
Someone on the other line of the 1-800 MY ROBOT number picks up the phone, "Hello,
this is the seshoumaru robot collection. How may I help you today?" Seshoumaru is on the floor
having a seizure and the guy on the other side of the line can hear it. "Not another one. Larry!
Send another robot to..." he finds the location of the call. "Make it snappy. We don't want
someone to sue us just because they have head trauma from calling the wrong number!"
One minute later a robot is in seshoumaru's room with a note that says, "Please call 1-800
DON'T SUE, and we'll give you this robot for free!" The bald robot cocked its head to the side
and held down Seshoumaru during his seizure.
After seshoumaru finished thrashing on the ground he looks at the robot and at the card.
He calls 1-800 DON'T SUE and gets a prerecorded message. "Hello, you have just dialed the I
will not sue under federal law line for all of my injuries. You have also accepted the following
clause that the outdated robot in your room, which is only worth ten dollars since the new and
improved seshoumaru robot 2003 has come out, will be the only compensation for your pain."
Seshoumaru growls as he hangs up the phone. "That's the fifth time this year a clause has
gotten in this seshoumaru's way." Seshoumaru looks at his bald robot and pulls a silver wig out
from no where. He then puts the silver wig on the robot and touches up its make up.
"Let's see, some eyeliner here. A touch of blush here."
Seshoumaru stands back to admire his handiwork. The robot looks just like him, with the cold
expressionless face. "Okay Robomaru (That's what fluffy calls him),go downstairs and get me
something to eat and drink. I don't want to starve up here."
Robomaru bows down almost losing his wig and trots off to find his master some food.
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Mika gets the packages that sponsors her chapter and sets them on a kitchen table. "Let's
see, this bag of chips and bowl of punch from Asian_Anime, *Pulls out a big delivery box and sets
it on the table* and all this stuff from Ghoul King."Mika's toaster starts to shake a little bit but
she ignores it. She then sees seshoumaru come down the stairs. "Hey seshoumaru!"
Robomaru looks at the food on the table. His analyzers, which can not tell him the effects
of food, tell him that he should take the bag of chips, and a bowl of punch from asian_anime. He
then glances at the bouncing toaster.
"Seshoumaru are you listening to me?" Robomaru doesn't looks at her, his eyes are
concentrated on the bouncing toaster.
"Hey, I see your hair is silver again! Or is that just a wig?" Robomaru picks up the bag of
chips, and the punch from asian_anime. He then picks up the toaster and walks upstairs. "Well, I
guess you got it out in time after all, if you don't get out the green grass dye after a full day there
are some weird side effects. But why am I telling you this? You got it all out!"
Robomaru has left the scene and a pummeled Jaken comes to the scene. "Mika, is there
any way I could borrow something that was sponsored to this fic?"
Mika gives him a wide eyed stare. "I thought Rin threw a piano on you! How can you
still be alive?" Jaken opens his mouth to answer. "Never mind," waves off Mika, "I really don't
want to know." She hands him a package without reading the label. "Here Jaken take this and
scram."
Jaken reads the box while he runs up to his laundry closet sized room. "Let's see. Robo
Rin? Never heard of it." He then opens the box and pulls out a life size Rin Robot. He then pulls
out the instructions. "Ack! I can't read the instructions. They're all in ENGLISH!!" Jaken
looks at the illustrations for a few minutes. "Well, I guess I can try from these illustrations."
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Kagome and sango are dancing to Sobakasu, (Freckle). They seem to be pretty neck n
neck. Kikyou stands behind Inu yasha with her boyfriend control. (You guys thought I'd forget
about a product huh?) She puts it around his neck as a breathless Kagome and a happy sango
come off the DDR Pad. Just when she was about to say a command kagome said, "Sit...I need to
sit"
Inu Yasha lost all of his energy and fell to the ground. He looked around in a daze as
Mika enters the room. Mika glances at the beaded necklace and the angry Kikyou who is glaring
at kagome. Kagome is currently sitting on the ground and Sango has gone to get her a drink.
"Oh no, boyfriend control?!" Mika takes a hold of the necklace and tugs it. The beads
glow a light purple and don't come off over his head. "Alright who brought it?" Inu Yasha, from
his hole in the ground, points at Kikyou. "Oh man, I had on the list of things to bring & not bring.
This Boyfriend Control was on the DO NOT BRING list."
Kikyou shrugs. "I'm not the one with control of the necklace. One of them is."
Mika looks from Sango to Kagome. "Which of you is in control of this thing?" They
look at each other and shrug. Mika then sighs, "Okay I'll find out later. Anyway who won?"
Kagome points to Sango. "Okay, I'll have to get kagura. You guys just stay here. Kagome,
don't die, I don't want a lawsuit. Inu Yasha...I dunno, keep them entertained."
Inu Yasha watches Mika leave the room with desperation in his eyes. How was he gonna
entertain 3 girls? He gulps as he sees evil gleams appear in their eyes. "Uh...heh heh, who's up
for some poker?"
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Mika walks into the room with the sponsored products and finds Rin Glaring at the floor.
"Oh no is something else wrong?" says Mika exasperated.
Rin looked up at mika with sad eyes. "Jaken wasn't under the piano where I left him.
Seshoumaru sama won't come out of his room, or is he does he doesn't pay attention to me."
Mika rummages through the box from Ghoul King. She pulls out a jaken doll with a lock
of grey hair on it. "Here play with this Jaken look alike." She handed Rin the look alike and rin
frowned.
"This doll is more ugly then the actual Jaken." She stomps on it.
Mika rolls her eyes, "Rin, NOTHING can be uglier than the real thing."
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Jaken Falls to the ground and gets his back nearly broken from some invisible force. He
looks around but finds nothing. He then shrugs it off and looks at the robo rin. He has tried all
the buttons but he hasn't found the voice command yet. So far he found Robo Rin's karate chop
mode, which means he has new bruises on his skull. He has also found her kung fu kicking mode
which left him crying on the ground after being kicked SOME WHERE.
He was also hit by rockets a moment earlier. So he is a charred, shrimp of a demon.
Robo rin's eyes started to flash red. 'WARNING SELF DESTRUCT MODE'
"Oh no..."
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Seshoumaru has just finished eating the chips that Robomaru had brought. He then heard
a loud explosion. It sounded like it came from the hallway closet. He shrugs not really caring and
looks at robomaru. For some reason he had dragged a toaster up to his room. Seshoumaru
looked into his mirror to see that his face had turned blue. He blinks then decides that he has had
to much salt and drinks all of the punch in one gulp. He then falls asleep and a ghost pops out of
the toaster.
"Hello I'm the ghost from the toast." Robomaru blinks. "Oh, you must be the mystical
puppet who wants to be a real boy!" Robomaru scans the ghost for signs of radiation. "I'll play
the part of the blue fairy and make you into a real hunk!" Robomaru stares straight ahead.
"Okay, let's play!" The ghost does a jig and disappears from sight. Robomaru feels his used to
be metal, now living, skin. He then pulls on his wig, which is real hair. "Oh no," says robomaru,
"Now I'm gonna have to put up with that crazy girl downstairs.
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Rin is pointing and laughing at Kagura who is looking for her father's Diary. "Shut up Rin
this isn't funny!!"
"Yes it is. I'm the one who tore it to pieces!" (Some where Naraku Starts to shriek)
Kagura, annoyed with rin pulls out a can of Good-be-Gone from the sponsor table and
points it at rin. When she sprays the can rin puts the Jaken voodoo doll in front of herself. She
gets hit by a little Good-be-Gone and falls to the floor with an occasional twitch. Kagura then
hears Mika Call her down the stairs.
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Jaken had finally crawled out of the exploded closet and gone down the stairs. He starts
to crawl down the stairs and starts to feel a little funny. It feels like he's being sprayed by
something. He then feels his eyes multiply and feelers grow out of his head. "Ack!!" He
screams, "I 've been turned into a bug. The only thing that does that is...Good-be-Gone when it's
used on demons!" He then runs/flies down the stairs.
Kagura starts bounding down the stair crushing jaken, and making that the final blow.
Mika stands at the bottom of the steps. As she looks up she sees that Kagura has crushed Jaken
and finally killed him. "Now what am I gonna do for a servant?" Mika complains to herself.
Just then rin threw her Voodoo doll into the pot o plague, ruining it for Mika's diabolical
scheme to steal all the chocolate all over the world and to make people change to animeism. She
growls as Jaken comes back to life through the voodoo doll. "You know rin, I would have liked
finding a new servant rather than have the ugly come back to life!"
Rin laughs and runs back to her room. The jaken doll was disassembled and floats on the
surface of the ruined pot o plague. Mika sighs and Motions for Kagura to join her in the next
room where inu yasha has been entertaining the girls by....
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Author's rants: Hey guys, yes I'm leaving it off here. DO you see how much more chapter there
is when you actually sponsor me? BTW the next chapter is the last one I can take tallies on, so
sponsor as much as you can. If you plan on being in the fic, please describe what you look like,
what you'll be wearing when you enter the mansion, and how long you would like to stay. A
day? Two Days? You decide! Now R&R
This chapter is sponsored by,
asian_anime's given us some type of chips and fruit punch.
SeshoumaruFanCall911 with SesshoumaruFanCall911's-Ghost-In-A-Toast
And
Ghoul King has given us 'Pot-O-Plague', 'Voodoo the Lazy Way', 'Good-be-Gone', and last but
not least 'Robo-Rin'.
So far the person who is winning the tally to be able to show up in the tenth chapter is a tie
between Ghoul King and SeshoumaruFanCall911., in second is Asian_Anime
So let's see what trouble the house is in this time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seshoumaru is waiting on the phone for the robot seshoumaru line to pick up. Just then
another commercial with SeshoumaruFanCall911 comes on to the tv.
A nervous looking SeshoumaruFanCall911 is on the screen. "Ahem, I would like to start
by apologizing for mistakenly giving you the wrong phone number. Gomen nasai."
'This is the wrong number?' thinks seshoumaru. He then pulls out his cell phone and dials
the number at the bottom of the screen under the we're so sorry banner.
"For all of you people who called 1-800 R U BORED instead of 1-800 MY ROBOT, I'm
truly sorry you ended up having seizures."
Someone on the other line of the 1-800 MY ROBOT number picks up the phone, "Hello,
this is the seshoumaru robot collection. How may I help you today?" Seshoumaru is on the floor
having a seizure and the guy on the other side of the line can hear it. "Not another one. Larry!
Send another robot to..." he finds the location of the call. "Make it snappy. We don't want
someone to sue us just because they have head trauma from calling the wrong number!"
One minute later a robot is in seshoumaru's room with a note that says, "Please call 1-800
DON'T SUE, and we'll give you this robot for free!" The bald robot cocked its head to the side
and held down Seshoumaru during his seizure.
After seshoumaru finished thrashing on the ground he looks at the robot and at the card.
He calls 1-800 DON'T SUE and gets a prerecorded message. "Hello, you have just dialed the I
will not sue under federal law line for all of my injuries. You have also accepted the following
clause that the outdated robot in your room, which is only worth ten dollars since the new and
improved seshoumaru robot 2003 has come out, will be the only compensation for your pain."
Seshoumaru growls as he hangs up the phone. "That's the fifth time this year a clause has
gotten in this seshoumaru's way." Seshoumaru looks at his bald robot and pulls a silver wig out
from no where. He then puts the silver wig on the robot and touches up its make up.
"Let's see, some eyeliner here. A touch of blush here."
Seshoumaru stands back to admire his handiwork. The robot looks just like him, with the cold
expressionless face. "Okay Robomaru (That's what fluffy calls him),go downstairs and get me
something to eat and drink. I don't want to starve up here."
Robomaru bows down almost losing his wig and trots off to find his master some food.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mika gets the packages that sponsors her chapter and sets them on a kitchen table. "Let's
see, this bag of chips and bowl of punch from Asian_Anime, *Pulls out a big delivery box and sets
it on the table* and all this stuff from Ghoul King."Mika's toaster starts to shake a little bit but
she ignores it. She then sees seshoumaru come down the stairs. "Hey seshoumaru!"
Robomaru looks at the food on the table. His analyzers, which can not tell him the effects
of food, tell him that he should take the bag of chips, and a bowl of punch from asian_anime. He
then glances at the bouncing toaster.
"Seshoumaru are you listening to me?" Robomaru doesn't looks at her, his eyes are
concentrated on the bouncing toaster.
"Hey, I see your hair is silver again! Or is that just a wig?" Robomaru picks up the bag of
chips, and the punch from asian_anime. He then picks up the toaster and walks upstairs. "Well, I
guess you got it out in time after all, if you don't get out the green grass dye after a full day there
are some weird side effects. But why am I telling you this? You got it all out!"
Robomaru has left the scene and a pummeled Jaken comes to the scene. "Mika, is there
any way I could borrow something that was sponsored to this fic?"
Mika gives him a wide eyed stare. "I thought Rin threw a piano on you! How can you
still be alive?" Jaken opens his mouth to answer. "Never mind," waves off Mika, "I really don't
want to know." She hands him a package without reading the label. "Here Jaken take this and
scram."
Jaken reads the box while he runs up to his laundry closet sized room. "Let's see. Robo
Rin? Never heard of it." He then opens the box and pulls out a life size Rin Robot. He then pulls
out the instructions. "Ack! I can't read the instructions. They're all in ENGLISH!!" Jaken
looks at the illustrations for a few minutes. "Well, I guess I can try from these illustrations."
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Kagome and sango are dancing to Sobakasu, (Freckle). They seem to be pretty neck n
neck. Kikyou stands behind Inu yasha with her boyfriend control. (You guys thought I'd forget
about a product huh?) She puts it around his neck as a breathless Kagome and a happy sango
come off the DDR Pad. Just when she was about to say a command kagome said, "Sit...I need to
sit"
Inu Yasha lost all of his energy and fell to the ground. He looked around in a daze as
Mika enters the room. Mika glances at the beaded necklace and the angry Kikyou who is glaring
at kagome. Kagome is currently sitting on the ground and Sango has gone to get her a drink.
"Oh no, boyfriend control?!" Mika takes a hold of the necklace and tugs it. The beads
glow a light purple and don't come off over his head. "Alright who brought it?" Inu Yasha, from
his hole in the ground, points at Kikyou. "Oh man, I had on the list of things to bring & not bring.
This Boyfriend Control was on the DO NOT BRING list."
Kikyou shrugs. "I'm not the one with control of the necklace. One of them is."
Mika looks from Sango to Kagome. "Which of you is in control of this thing?" They
look at each other and shrug. Mika then sighs, "Okay I'll find out later. Anyway who won?"
Kagome points to Sango. "Okay, I'll have to get kagura. You guys just stay here. Kagome,
don't die, I don't want a lawsuit. Inu Yasha...I dunno, keep them entertained."
Inu Yasha watches Mika leave the room with desperation in his eyes. How was he gonna
entertain 3 girls? He gulps as he sees evil gleams appear in their eyes. "Uh...heh heh, who's up
for some poker?"
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Mika walks into the room with the sponsored products and finds Rin Glaring at the floor.
"Oh no is something else wrong?" says Mika exasperated.
Rin looked up at mika with sad eyes. "Jaken wasn't under the piano where I left him.
Seshoumaru sama won't come out of his room, or is he does he doesn't pay attention to me."
Mika rummages through the box from Ghoul King. She pulls out a jaken doll with a lock
of grey hair on it. "Here play with this Jaken look alike." She handed Rin the look alike and rin
frowned.
"This doll is more ugly then the actual Jaken." She stomps on it.
Mika rolls her eyes, "Rin, NOTHING can be uglier than the real thing."
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Jaken Falls to the ground and gets his back nearly broken from some invisible force. He
looks around but finds nothing. He then shrugs it off and looks at the robo rin. He has tried all
the buttons but he hasn't found the voice command yet. So far he found Robo Rin's karate chop
mode, which means he has new bruises on his skull. He has also found her kung fu kicking mode
which left him crying on the ground after being kicked SOME WHERE.
He was also hit by rockets a moment earlier. So he is a charred, shrimp of a demon.
Robo rin's eyes started to flash red. 'WARNING SELF DESTRUCT MODE'
"Oh no..."
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Seshoumaru has just finished eating the chips that Robomaru had brought. He then heard
a loud explosion. It sounded like it came from the hallway closet. He shrugs not really caring and
looks at robomaru. For some reason he had dragged a toaster up to his room. Seshoumaru
looked into his mirror to see that his face had turned blue. He blinks then decides that he has had
to much salt and drinks all of the punch in one gulp. He then falls asleep and a ghost pops out of
the toaster.
"Hello I'm the ghost from the toast." Robomaru blinks. "Oh, you must be the mystical
puppet who wants to be a real boy!" Robomaru scans the ghost for signs of radiation. "I'll play
the part of the blue fairy and make you into a real hunk!" Robomaru stares straight ahead.
"Okay, let's play!" The ghost does a jig and disappears from sight. Robomaru feels his used to
be metal, now living, skin. He then pulls on his wig, which is real hair. "Oh no," says robomaru,
"Now I'm gonna have to put up with that crazy girl downstairs.
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Rin is pointing and laughing at Kagura who is looking for her father's Diary. "Shut up Rin
this isn't funny!!"
"Yes it is. I'm the one who tore it to pieces!" (Some where Naraku Starts to shriek)
Kagura, annoyed with rin pulls out a can of Good-be-Gone from the sponsor table and
points it at rin. When she sprays the can rin puts the Jaken voodoo doll in front of herself. She
gets hit by a little Good-be-Gone and falls to the floor with an occasional twitch. Kagura then
hears Mika Call her down the stairs.
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Jaken had finally crawled out of the exploded closet and gone down the stairs. He starts
to crawl down the stairs and starts to feel a little funny. It feels like he's being sprayed by
something. He then feels his eyes multiply and feelers grow out of his head. "Ack!!" He
screams, "I 've been turned into a bug. The only thing that does that is...Good-be-Gone when it's
used on demons!" He then runs/flies down the stairs.
Kagura starts bounding down the stair crushing jaken, and making that the final blow.
Mika stands at the bottom of the steps. As she looks up she sees that Kagura has crushed Jaken
and finally killed him. "Now what am I gonna do for a servant?" Mika complains to herself.
Just then rin threw her Voodoo doll into the pot o plague, ruining it for Mika's diabolical
scheme to steal all the chocolate all over the world and to make people change to animeism. She
growls as Jaken comes back to life through the voodoo doll. "You know rin, I would have liked
finding a new servant rather than have the ugly come back to life!"
Rin laughs and runs back to her room. The jaken doll was disassembled and floats on the
surface of the ruined pot o plague. Mika sighs and Motions for Kagura to join her in the next
room where inu yasha has been entertaining the girls by....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Author's rants: Hey guys, yes I'm leaving it off here. DO you see how much more chapter there
is when you actually sponsor me? BTW the next chapter is the last one I can take tallies on, so
sponsor as much as you can. If you plan on being in the fic, please describe what you look like,
what you'll be wearing when you enter the mansion, and how long you would like to stay. A
day? Two Days? You decide! Now R&R