Quick Note: Hey today I got a writing desk just big enough for a computer.
maybe for my 17th birthday.. Anyway I'm sorry this chapter is late but my
writer's block stayed present longer than I expected. And I'm on an
emotional roller coaster right now. My boyfriend of four years just told me
he's moving to the other end if the country, hundreds of kilometres away. I
can't believe it; I'm in a state of shock. So I'm really sorry if my sad
depressed mood shows up in this chapter. I can't believe he's going. He's
leaving on January 3 so at least we get to spend Christmas together. I'm
gunna miss him ,_, Ok so I didn't get that many reviews on the last
chapter I'm disappointed. I got no help about Yamcha, or the Super Human
idea so you realise how hard it is for me to write WITH NO INSPIRATION! And
because no-one said anything about Chichi's mother, or Yamcha, I'm not
putting it in this chapter. In fact, you're lucky I'm posting this. I said
I wouldn't if I didn't have 10 reviews it's only to take my mind of my
boyfriend that I'm writing this! So review, or I swear I'll keep writing
chapters and not post them. Sorry if I sound agro I'm just really gutted
about him leaving and stuff. Anyway on with chapter 7; R&R
Chapter 7: Say good-bye to your sorry asses (where the hell did that come from?)
"Yamcha, I think you'd better come with us," Krillin spoke assertively.
"K-k-k-krillin, T-t-tien, Ch-ch-chou tzu! W-w-w-what are you guys doing here?" Yamcha asked shakily.
"We're looking for you, because Kami won't give us our reward if we don't drag you sorry ass back to him," Tien told him angrily. Yamcha looked to Chou tzu for help, but the little man stood, arms folded next to Tien. Yamcha turned to Krillin, who seemed angry beyond anything he'd seen him.
"Cheating on Lisa, aye?" Krillin asked menacingly. He was quite out of character.
"Well she was cheating on me with Vegeta! I've known for ages and don't pretend you guys don't know about it! I can't believe you! You're my friends and you never told me," Yamcha yelled, lieing through the holes in his back teeth. Suddenly, Picollo fazed in behind Yamcha and rammed him up against the wall.
"For starters, baka, we ARE NOT your friends! For seconds, why the fuck would Vegeta go near anything female? Let alone one you of all people had already screwed! What on Chikyuu gave you that idea!" Picollo yelled, spraying Yamcha with spit. Yamcha stayed surprisingly cool through Picollo's outburst. When Picollo had finished, he shook himself from his grip and stepped back.
"I happen to have my reasons for suspecting Lisa. Before when I was walking out of the bar with Rachel,"
"Aha! So you admit you were cheating!" Krillin said triumphantly. Yamcha ignored him and continued.
"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, when I was walking out I saw Lisa. She said something 'bout knowing I was cheating and said Vegeta told her. Doesn't that mean anything?" he said pointedly, rather than asked.
"Vegeta only told her because he can't stand you!" Picollo roared in his face.
"Very right, green man. Now if you don't mind, I should like a little time alone with our friend Yamcha here," Vegeta's cool voice floated lazily across the air. Yamcha's face turned so white it made the alley in which they were standing look grey.
"Yes, Yamcha. I'm back. And you'd better be feeling lucky," he smirked. The others all grinned and took off, leaving Yamcha to deal with an obviously very pissed Vegeta.
(A/N sorry bout that guys but I was writing this and I just realised I totally forgot about Picollo! Sorry Picollo fans! Let's just pretend he spent the whole time meditating OK? And I know the time is a little strange 'cause Vegeta has supposedly been flying for two days and stuff but it's been 4 days since they started training at Kami's lookout OK? 4 days for all of them including Buruma and Nappa)
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"Excuse me, madame," Mr. Popo's deep voice echoed across the car park. The medium height black haired girl looked over at the source of the voice. She almost screamed when she saw Mr. Popo standing there.
" 'Tis Ok, Miss. I am not here to harm you. I need you to come with me, Kami, guardian of the earth requests your presence." The girl looked at him, shaking and then nodded. Mr. Popo walked up to her and picked her up, placing her in the magic carpet. He climbed on himself and then they fazed out.
'That wasn't so hard,' thought Mr. Popo.
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"Bloody cricket," Goku panted as he ran after the bug, mallet raised high in the air. This was a task that seemed boring, even to Goku.
"Goku!" King Kai called. Goku stopped and looked in the direction the voice had come. He found King Kai standing outside his house. Goku flew back over to him and asked,
"What is it, King Kai?"
"Have you seen Vegeta these last two days? I assumed he was meditating but I haven't seen him anywhere. He hasn't come up to eat and I've searched the planet five times. Do you think you could search for his ki for me?" King Kai asked.
"Sure," Goku replied. He concentrated and searched for Vegeta's energy. When he located it, Goku gave a start.
"He's not on this planet, King Kai! He's gone back to Chikyuu!" Goku yelled.
"What? Are you sure Goku?"
"Yeah I'm sure. I'd know his ki anywhere and he's definitely back there."
"Why? Do you think he heard us talking about him?"
"You mean heard you talking about him," Goku corrected.
"Whatever, do you though?"
"I think it's quite possible. I mean we found Bubbles soon after we finished talking so he must have caught him and overheard us whilst bringing Bubbles back," Goku said, sounding incredibly smart for him. King Kai sighed.
"You can go back to training Goku," King Kai told him. The tall man nodded and went back to Gregory.
'Poor Vegeta,' thought Goku, 'he must be feeling real stink right now. I hope he still wants to be friends though I don't blame him if he doesn't!'
'Maybe I should have tried him a bit longer. He certainly caught the monkey faster than Goku. Maybe he wasn't such a no hoper? Bit late now,' King Kai thought, before walking inside and turning his thoughts to the task at hand; Goku's dinner.
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"Mr. Kami," Gohan whined. "Yajarobe is being boring! He won't fight!" Gohan's bottom lip pouted.
"Don't worry, Gohan. The others should be back soon." As if on que, the four (including Picollo whom I didn't forget this time) shot up onto the lookout, all landing with a clink.
"Where is Yamcha?" Kami asked.
"Well we cornered him in an ally and then Vegeta showed up. So we left him to knock the shit out of Yamcha," Krillin told him.
"Very well. He will come back here for his senzu bean when Vegeta is finished with him. That is if he survives it." The others all nodded and one by one they began to spar.
"Krillin! I want you to come over here!" Kami called. Krillin nodded and flew towards Kami and Gohan.
"Hey, lil' dude!" he said to Gohan, ruffling the kid's hair.
"Krillin. I want you to spar with Gohan here," Kami told him. Krillin looked up in disbelief.
"I can't! Goku would kill me if I hurt his son!"
"What's to say you'll hurt him?" Kami asked sneakily.
"You saying I suck?" Krillin asked jokingly.
"No I'm saying you are to fight him. And I warn you, don't go easy on him!" Krillin nodded and turned to Gohan.
"Well, lil' bro. Let's get down to business." And they both took their starting stances. "You go first, Gohan," Krillin told him. The little kid nodded and launched himself at Krillin, landing a punch right in the middle of his face. Krillin was sent flying backwards.
"Holy shit, kid! What a punch! I think Kami is right. You definitely have your father's fighting abilities!" Krillin said as he gingerly rubbed his nose. He stood up again and continued the fight.
" 'Tis not all his father's ability. 75% of it is his mother," Kami whispered inaudibly.
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"Welcome, my pet," said the King as he walked in from his bathroom in a towel. Buruma looked over her shoulder at the man who had tried to kiss her. She glared at him and said irritably,
"Arita." The man's face contorted. She knew why. She hated it when people didn't use her title.
"It's King Arita, you whore! Address me properly!"
"I'll talk to you however I want!" she snapped back, crossing her arms. The King looked at her and smiled.
"You have spunk. I admire that. But this just isn't going to work if you don't obey me," he told her calmly. Buruma focused on keeping her ki level down. It was threatening to explode all around her. She really wanted to kill this bug. But she'd have some fun first. Buruma looked up at the King. He put his hands around her arms and stood her up. In one quick movement, he had ripped her dressing gown off her. He looked her up and down a few more times than was needed.
"I chose well," he admired. Buruma glared at him. He smirked and walked up behind her, placing his hands on her waist and placing his head on her shoulder.
"Tonight, you do whatever I want you to," he told her. Buruma just rolled her eyes and concentrated on lowering her ki. The King nipped playfully at her neck, before sliding his hands, slowly down her legs and then running them back up again. He moved his hands to her breasts but she drew away. The King smiled and walked up to her. He pressed his body hard against hers. The King placed his hands on her ass and pushed her into him, trying to kiss her. Buruma tilted her head sideways, so he missed. Buruma decided it was time for her to have some fun. The King was doing nothing for her. She was a saiyan and therefore she could control her sexual reactions (I made this up but oh well. I have plans for it in the future ^_~ ). She moved her hand down towards his manhood and stopped, just before she reached it. He grabbed her hand and moved it onto him.
'Now, Nappa,' Buruma thought to the other saiyan.
Nappa heard his Princess's words and all of a sudden his ki engulfed him in a dazzling light. The guards all looked at the tall saiyan.
"This, is for locking me up!" he roared at the guards. Then, he shot them, one by one in the chest with beams of ki. When they were all gone, Buruma searched for Buruma's ki. Locating it, he flew in her direction.
'I'm coming, Princess,' he thought to her.
Buruma heard Nappa and smirked. She pushed the King off her with so much force he went flying into the wall.
"What the?" he yelled as he picked himself up, glaring at Buruma. She smirked evilly.
"Thought you could do away with me Arita? Thought you could make me some common palace slut? Well I've got news for you. When we first arrived and you asked me who I was, I wasn't exactly telling you the whole truth. I am Princess Buruma of Buruma-sei. I am heir to the throne. I am a saiyan and the most powerful one in a millennia. I am the supposed legendary. And you dared to try and make me your bed mate?" she roared at the now cowering King. "That bald guy that you locked away, he's my personal guard. He has been with me since the moment I was born. He is an Elite warrior of Buruma- sei. You don't pick your enemies wisely, Arita," she said, malice dancing in her eyes. The King straightened up and smiling, said,
"Whatever, PRINCESS if you were as strong as you say you are, then the ki reading devices would have picked them up," he said confidentally. Buruma grinned even wider.
"See that's where you're wrong, Arita. Nappa and I are able to lower our ki to almost non-existent," she told him. Arita's face fell and turned a stony white.
"Please, Buruma, don't kill me," he pleaded. Buruma was disgusted. Begging for his life? How dishonourable was that? Saiyans always tried to die in battle, it was dishonourable to die the way this man was begging not to. Speaking of which,
"Change yourself back, you weakling. You do not deserve to take on the appearance of a Saiyan," she sneered at the cowardly figure. Almost immediately, the man vanished and in turn, a crustacean appeared in his place.
"Nappa will be here any moment now. When he has arrived, I will kill you. You have a few moments to live, Arita. Use them wisely."
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"V-v-v-vegeta! What are you doing here? I thought you were training with Goku?" Yamcha said shakily. Vegeta smirked at the pathetic creature lying on the concrete of the alley before him.
"I had other plans," Vegeta said simply. He picked up Yamcha by the scruff of the neck and rammed him against the wall. "You were cheating on her weren't you? Weren't you, you dirty bastard," Vegeta sneered. Yamcha gulped.
"I didn't mean to, honest, but I needed sex and she wouldn't give me any!" he reasoned. Vegeta looked at him in disgust. He punched the man in the face, and a trickle of blood appeared out of his nose. "You bloody bastard!" he screamed at Vegeta. Vegeta just smirked and kicked Yamcha in the nuts. The man went cross-eyed and doubled over, clutching his groin.
"What was that for?" he wheezed.
"Yamcha, you no longer need sex," Vegeta told him quietly. Yamcha looked up at him, shocked. Vegeta launched himself at Yamcha and continually pummelled him in the face. Giant lumps appeared on Yamcha's face and one of his eyes that Vegeta had struck repeatedly had completely closed. Blood was now gushing from his nose and his lip was cut in several places.
"Like that aye?" Vegeta asked angrily. He spun and kicked Yamcha in the stomach. The crack of Yamcha's ribs as the snapped into several pieces was music to Vegeta's ears. He shot a ki blast at Yamcha's arm, leaving it a bloody mess. Vegeta drew back his arm and with all the force he could, punched Yamcha again in the face. The now unconscious figure slid down the wall, leaving a trail of blood. Vegeta used his ki to make Yamcha float into the air, then, using his ki still, blasted into the air, Yamcha alongside him. It wasn't that Vegeta wasn't strong enough to carry him, he just didn't want blood on his gi. Let alone Yamcha's blood. Vegeta looked upwards towards Kami's lookout. He wanted Yamcha? For all Vegeta cared he could have him.
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"Morning, Dad," Chichi greeted her father. The Ox King looked up from his bowl of food and smiled.
"Morning, Chi." Chichi sat down at the table across from her father and looked at him seriously.
"Dad. I want to know what happened to Mum." The Ox King paled and looked up.
"Chi, I'm not sure you're ready for it yet."
"Do you think I will ever be ready for it? Do you think I will ever really accept the fact that I'm an alien? Why can't you just tell me, Dad?" she yelled angrily, standing up and slamming her hands down on the table, making it collapse. "Holy kuso! What did I do?" she clapped her hands to her mouth.
"Chi, I think some of your Saiyan strength is starting to resurface," her father told her grimly. Chichi sat down in the chair carefully. She placed her head in her hands and began crying.
"All I want is to be normal again!" she wailed. Her dad walked over to her and put his arm around her shoulder.
"There, there, Chi. It's alright. In time you will learn to control your strength. Look at Goku and Vegeta? And all the other Z Fighters. They can control their's so there's no reason you can't yours. When Goku gets back, I'm sure he'll help you learn, honey," her father soothed.
'I will, Chi. I promise.'
'Goku is that you?'
'Yeah, one and only.'
'Goku how am I going to learn to control this?'
'Same way I did, Chi. Practise. That's all you can do. While I'm gone, I want you to practice lowering your energy and locating others OK? Just concentrate. When I get back, and after the Saiyans leave, I'll teach you how to fly.' Chichi's heart lightened at the thought of being able to fly.
'Thanks, Goku. You don't know how much this means to me.'
'That's Ok, Chi. I love you. I'd do anything for you.'
'And I you, Goku.'
'Yeah anyway I have to go, catch this stupid cricket still! I'll talk to you later. Practise what I told you!'
'Love you Goku.' Then the connection went blank. Chichi sighed. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Goku was going to be there to help her out.
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Next Chapter: Mr. Popo brings Kami the mysterious girl, Goku catches Gregory and tries to teach Chichi how to control her ki, Krillin and the Z Fighters get training, Kami starts teaching Gohan personally (before Picollo relieves him of that duty ^_^ ), Buruma realises what she's wearing and gets changed before Nappa arrives, then kills the king (yay!) Vegeta gets down to some serious training without Goku and Yamcha is bleeing and battered, but who really cares!
Author's Note: Sorry bout the mushy mushy lovey dovey stuff :p but every story needs a little bit. By now you've probably all guessed I hate Yamcha. So YAMCHA LOVERS SHOULDN'T BE READING THIS!!!!!!!!!! I need some ideas about Yamcha, Super Human, and I also need to find out if ANYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHICHI'S MOTHER! If you guess correctly, I'll add you to the mailing list. This is the only way to get on the list, by correctly guessing the answers to these sort of questions. People on the list will get the next chapter sent to their inbox before I post it on ffnet and regular updates and also get to help me with ideas more than anyone else. So get typin' and I look forward to your reviews. Won't post next chapter 'till I get at LEAST 6 reviews OK? Good. R&R
Kaibun
Chapter 7: Say good-bye to your sorry asses (where the hell did that come from?)
"Yamcha, I think you'd better come with us," Krillin spoke assertively.
"K-k-k-krillin, T-t-tien, Ch-ch-chou tzu! W-w-w-what are you guys doing here?" Yamcha asked shakily.
"We're looking for you, because Kami won't give us our reward if we don't drag you sorry ass back to him," Tien told him angrily. Yamcha looked to Chou tzu for help, but the little man stood, arms folded next to Tien. Yamcha turned to Krillin, who seemed angry beyond anything he'd seen him.
"Cheating on Lisa, aye?" Krillin asked menacingly. He was quite out of character.
"Well she was cheating on me with Vegeta! I've known for ages and don't pretend you guys don't know about it! I can't believe you! You're my friends and you never told me," Yamcha yelled, lieing through the holes in his back teeth. Suddenly, Picollo fazed in behind Yamcha and rammed him up against the wall.
"For starters, baka, we ARE NOT your friends! For seconds, why the fuck would Vegeta go near anything female? Let alone one you of all people had already screwed! What on Chikyuu gave you that idea!" Picollo yelled, spraying Yamcha with spit. Yamcha stayed surprisingly cool through Picollo's outburst. When Picollo had finished, he shook himself from his grip and stepped back.
"I happen to have my reasons for suspecting Lisa. Before when I was walking out of the bar with Rachel,"
"Aha! So you admit you were cheating!" Krillin said triumphantly. Yamcha ignored him and continued.
"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, when I was walking out I saw Lisa. She said something 'bout knowing I was cheating and said Vegeta told her. Doesn't that mean anything?" he said pointedly, rather than asked.
"Vegeta only told her because he can't stand you!" Picollo roared in his face.
"Very right, green man. Now if you don't mind, I should like a little time alone with our friend Yamcha here," Vegeta's cool voice floated lazily across the air. Yamcha's face turned so white it made the alley in which they were standing look grey.
"Yes, Yamcha. I'm back. And you'd better be feeling lucky," he smirked. The others all grinned and took off, leaving Yamcha to deal with an obviously very pissed Vegeta.
(A/N sorry bout that guys but I was writing this and I just realised I totally forgot about Picollo! Sorry Picollo fans! Let's just pretend he spent the whole time meditating OK? And I know the time is a little strange 'cause Vegeta has supposedly been flying for two days and stuff but it's been 4 days since they started training at Kami's lookout OK? 4 days for all of them including Buruma and Nappa)
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"Excuse me, madame," Mr. Popo's deep voice echoed across the car park. The medium height black haired girl looked over at the source of the voice. She almost screamed when she saw Mr. Popo standing there.
" 'Tis Ok, Miss. I am not here to harm you. I need you to come with me, Kami, guardian of the earth requests your presence." The girl looked at him, shaking and then nodded. Mr. Popo walked up to her and picked her up, placing her in the magic carpet. He climbed on himself and then they fazed out.
'That wasn't so hard,' thought Mr. Popo.
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"Bloody cricket," Goku panted as he ran after the bug, mallet raised high in the air. This was a task that seemed boring, even to Goku.
"Goku!" King Kai called. Goku stopped and looked in the direction the voice had come. He found King Kai standing outside his house. Goku flew back over to him and asked,
"What is it, King Kai?"
"Have you seen Vegeta these last two days? I assumed he was meditating but I haven't seen him anywhere. He hasn't come up to eat and I've searched the planet five times. Do you think you could search for his ki for me?" King Kai asked.
"Sure," Goku replied. He concentrated and searched for Vegeta's energy. When he located it, Goku gave a start.
"He's not on this planet, King Kai! He's gone back to Chikyuu!" Goku yelled.
"What? Are you sure Goku?"
"Yeah I'm sure. I'd know his ki anywhere and he's definitely back there."
"Why? Do you think he heard us talking about him?"
"You mean heard you talking about him," Goku corrected.
"Whatever, do you though?"
"I think it's quite possible. I mean we found Bubbles soon after we finished talking so he must have caught him and overheard us whilst bringing Bubbles back," Goku said, sounding incredibly smart for him. King Kai sighed.
"You can go back to training Goku," King Kai told him. The tall man nodded and went back to Gregory.
'Poor Vegeta,' thought Goku, 'he must be feeling real stink right now. I hope he still wants to be friends though I don't blame him if he doesn't!'
'Maybe I should have tried him a bit longer. He certainly caught the monkey faster than Goku. Maybe he wasn't such a no hoper? Bit late now,' King Kai thought, before walking inside and turning his thoughts to the task at hand; Goku's dinner.
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"Mr. Kami," Gohan whined. "Yajarobe is being boring! He won't fight!" Gohan's bottom lip pouted.
"Don't worry, Gohan. The others should be back soon." As if on que, the four (including Picollo whom I didn't forget this time) shot up onto the lookout, all landing with a clink.
"Where is Yamcha?" Kami asked.
"Well we cornered him in an ally and then Vegeta showed up. So we left him to knock the shit out of Yamcha," Krillin told him.
"Very well. He will come back here for his senzu bean when Vegeta is finished with him. That is if he survives it." The others all nodded and one by one they began to spar.
"Krillin! I want you to come over here!" Kami called. Krillin nodded and flew towards Kami and Gohan.
"Hey, lil' dude!" he said to Gohan, ruffling the kid's hair.
"Krillin. I want you to spar with Gohan here," Kami told him. Krillin looked up in disbelief.
"I can't! Goku would kill me if I hurt his son!"
"What's to say you'll hurt him?" Kami asked sneakily.
"You saying I suck?" Krillin asked jokingly.
"No I'm saying you are to fight him. And I warn you, don't go easy on him!" Krillin nodded and turned to Gohan.
"Well, lil' bro. Let's get down to business." And they both took their starting stances. "You go first, Gohan," Krillin told him. The little kid nodded and launched himself at Krillin, landing a punch right in the middle of his face. Krillin was sent flying backwards.
"Holy shit, kid! What a punch! I think Kami is right. You definitely have your father's fighting abilities!" Krillin said as he gingerly rubbed his nose. He stood up again and continued the fight.
" 'Tis not all his father's ability. 75% of it is his mother," Kami whispered inaudibly.
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"Welcome, my pet," said the King as he walked in from his bathroom in a towel. Buruma looked over her shoulder at the man who had tried to kiss her. She glared at him and said irritably,
"Arita." The man's face contorted. She knew why. She hated it when people didn't use her title.
"It's King Arita, you whore! Address me properly!"
"I'll talk to you however I want!" she snapped back, crossing her arms. The King looked at her and smiled.
"You have spunk. I admire that. But this just isn't going to work if you don't obey me," he told her calmly. Buruma focused on keeping her ki level down. It was threatening to explode all around her. She really wanted to kill this bug. But she'd have some fun first. Buruma looked up at the King. He put his hands around her arms and stood her up. In one quick movement, he had ripped her dressing gown off her. He looked her up and down a few more times than was needed.
"I chose well," he admired. Buruma glared at him. He smirked and walked up behind her, placing his hands on her waist and placing his head on her shoulder.
"Tonight, you do whatever I want you to," he told her. Buruma just rolled her eyes and concentrated on lowering her ki. The King nipped playfully at her neck, before sliding his hands, slowly down her legs and then running them back up again. He moved his hands to her breasts but she drew away. The King smiled and walked up to her. He pressed his body hard against hers. The King placed his hands on her ass and pushed her into him, trying to kiss her. Buruma tilted her head sideways, so he missed. Buruma decided it was time for her to have some fun. The King was doing nothing for her. She was a saiyan and therefore she could control her sexual reactions (I made this up but oh well. I have plans for it in the future ^_~ ). She moved her hand down towards his manhood and stopped, just before she reached it. He grabbed her hand and moved it onto him.
'Now, Nappa,' Buruma thought to the other saiyan.
Nappa heard his Princess's words and all of a sudden his ki engulfed him in a dazzling light. The guards all looked at the tall saiyan.
"This, is for locking me up!" he roared at the guards. Then, he shot them, one by one in the chest with beams of ki. When they were all gone, Buruma searched for Buruma's ki. Locating it, he flew in her direction.
'I'm coming, Princess,' he thought to her.
Buruma heard Nappa and smirked. She pushed the King off her with so much force he went flying into the wall.
"What the?" he yelled as he picked himself up, glaring at Buruma. She smirked evilly.
"Thought you could do away with me Arita? Thought you could make me some common palace slut? Well I've got news for you. When we first arrived and you asked me who I was, I wasn't exactly telling you the whole truth. I am Princess Buruma of Buruma-sei. I am heir to the throne. I am a saiyan and the most powerful one in a millennia. I am the supposed legendary. And you dared to try and make me your bed mate?" she roared at the now cowering King. "That bald guy that you locked away, he's my personal guard. He has been with me since the moment I was born. He is an Elite warrior of Buruma- sei. You don't pick your enemies wisely, Arita," she said, malice dancing in her eyes. The King straightened up and smiling, said,
"Whatever, PRINCESS if you were as strong as you say you are, then the ki reading devices would have picked them up," he said confidentally. Buruma grinned even wider.
"See that's where you're wrong, Arita. Nappa and I are able to lower our ki to almost non-existent," she told him. Arita's face fell and turned a stony white.
"Please, Buruma, don't kill me," he pleaded. Buruma was disgusted. Begging for his life? How dishonourable was that? Saiyans always tried to die in battle, it was dishonourable to die the way this man was begging not to. Speaking of which,
"Change yourself back, you weakling. You do not deserve to take on the appearance of a Saiyan," she sneered at the cowardly figure. Almost immediately, the man vanished and in turn, a crustacean appeared in his place.
"Nappa will be here any moment now. When he has arrived, I will kill you. You have a few moments to live, Arita. Use them wisely."
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"V-v-v-vegeta! What are you doing here? I thought you were training with Goku?" Yamcha said shakily. Vegeta smirked at the pathetic creature lying on the concrete of the alley before him.
"I had other plans," Vegeta said simply. He picked up Yamcha by the scruff of the neck and rammed him against the wall. "You were cheating on her weren't you? Weren't you, you dirty bastard," Vegeta sneered. Yamcha gulped.
"I didn't mean to, honest, but I needed sex and she wouldn't give me any!" he reasoned. Vegeta looked at him in disgust. He punched the man in the face, and a trickle of blood appeared out of his nose. "You bloody bastard!" he screamed at Vegeta. Vegeta just smirked and kicked Yamcha in the nuts. The man went cross-eyed and doubled over, clutching his groin.
"What was that for?" he wheezed.
"Yamcha, you no longer need sex," Vegeta told him quietly. Yamcha looked up at him, shocked. Vegeta launched himself at Yamcha and continually pummelled him in the face. Giant lumps appeared on Yamcha's face and one of his eyes that Vegeta had struck repeatedly had completely closed. Blood was now gushing from his nose and his lip was cut in several places.
"Like that aye?" Vegeta asked angrily. He spun and kicked Yamcha in the stomach. The crack of Yamcha's ribs as the snapped into several pieces was music to Vegeta's ears. He shot a ki blast at Yamcha's arm, leaving it a bloody mess. Vegeta drew back his arm and with all the force he could, punched Yamcha again in the face. The now unconscious figure slid down the wall, leaving a trail of blood. Vegeta used his ki to make Yamcha float into the air, then, using his ki still, blasted into the air, Yamcha alongside him. It wasn't that Vegeta wasn't strong enough to carry him, he just didn't want blood on his gi. Let alone Yamcha's blood. Vegeta looked upwards towards Kami's lookout. He wanted Yamcha? For all Vegeta cared he could have him.
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"Morning, Dad," Chichi greeted her father. The Ox King looked up from his bowl of food and smiled.
"Morning, Chi." Chichi sat down at the table across from her father and looked at him seriously.
"Dad. I want to know what happened to Mum." The Ox King paled and looked up.
"Chi, I'm not sure you're ready for it yet."
"Do you think I will ever be ready for it? Do you think I will ever really accept the fact that I'm an alien? Why can't you just tell me, Dad?" she yelled angrily, standing up and slamming her hands down on the table, making it collapse. "Holy kuso! What did I do?" she clapped her hands to her mouth.
"Chi, I think some of your Saiyan strength is starting to resurface," her father told her grimly. Chichi sat down in the chair carefully. She placed her head in her hands and began crying.
"All I want is to be normal again!" she wailed. Her dad walked over to her and put his arm around her shoulder.
"There, there, Chi. It's alright. In time you will learn to control your strength. Look at Goku and Vegeta? And all the other Z Fighters. They can control their's so there's no reason you can't yours. When Goku gets back, I'm sure he'll help you learn, honey," her father soothed.
'I will, Chi. I promise.'
'Goku is that you?'
'Yeah, one and only.'
'Goku how am I going to learn to control this?'
'Same way I did, Chi. Practise. That's all you can do. While I'm gone, I want you to practice lowering your energy and locating others OK? Just concentrate. When I get back, and after the Saiyans leave, I'll teach you how to fly.' Chichi's heart lightened at the thought of being able to fly.
'Thanks, Goku. You don't know how much this means to me.'
'That's Ok, Chi. I love you. I'd do anything for you.'
'And I you, Goku.'
'Yeah anyway I have to go, catch this stupid cricket still! I'll talk to you later. Practise what I told you!'
'Love you Goku.' Then the connection went blank. Chichi sighed. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Goku was going to be there to help her out.
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Next Chapter: Mr. Popo brings Kami the mysterious girl, Goku catches Gregory and tries to teach Chichi how to control her ki, Krillin and the Z Fighters get training, Kami starts teaching Gohan personally (before Picollo relieves him of that duty ^_^ ), Buruma realises what she's wearing and gets changed before Nappa arrives, then kills the king (yay!) Vegeta gets down to some serious training without Goku and Yamcha is bleeing and battered, but who really cares!
Author's Note: Sorry bout the mushy mushy lovey dovey stuff :p but every story needs a little bit. By now you've probably all guessed I hate Yamcha. So YAMCHA LOVERS SHOULDN'T BE READING THIS!!!!!!!!!! I need some ideas about Yamcha, Super Human, and I also need to find out if ANYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHICHI'S MOTHER! If you guess correctly, I'll add you to the mailing list. This is the only way to get on the list, by correctly guessing the answers to these sort of questions. People on the list will get the next chapter sent to their inbox before I post it on ffnet and regular updates and also get to help me with ideas more than anyone else. So get typin' and I look forward to your reviews. Won't post next chapter 'till I get at LEAST 6 reviews OK? Good. R&R
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