The Fish Are Happy, Gollum Writes Poetry. Bad Poetry
I wrote this in a very boring history class, so read, and run (or review,
it is entirely your option. However, I would suggest the last option of not
even starting to read this)

The fish are happy
Except when they aren't happy
But, since the fish are never not happy
They're never not happy
So the fish are always happy
Sometimes, when the fish are really happy
They aren't happy
However, the fish are always happy
When the fish are happy they aren't happy
But, since the fish are never not happy
They are ALWAYS happy
Sometimes, when the fish eat squid before dinnertime
They turn purple and are really crazy and happy
They get so happy that they can't get any more happy
So they start becoming unhappy
The happiness of a fish means the happiness of a fish
So if the fish is happy
It isn't happy
But we all know that the fish can never be unhappy
And if they can't be unhappy
They can't be happy
Because if they were happy
They'd be unhappy, so
They can't be happy even if they aren't.

And since none of this makes any sense whatsoever,
I'm going to quite while I'm ahead, or at least not confused
hehe, it may be a wee bit to late for that.