Bloodless
Disclaimer: I want to own InuYasha, and if I want to that means I don't, or maybe it means I do own InuYasha, and like to, maybe I do own InuYasha and don't know it, ohh.. but if I owned InuYasha, why would I write a disclaimer. Think logically dumbasses...lol...bts
Chapter 4
Found
beep, beep, beep
SMASH
beeep, beeeeep, beeeeeeeep
Kagome yawned and watched as Sango's lazy fist beat the shit out of her own clock. Kagome smirked.
"Oi, and you said I beat things up without cause," Kagome said, and yawned again.
"Nani, ohh...hehe... instant reflex," Sango said, and got up, yawning also.
Both got dressed and were out of the room. They walked into the living room where they found a sleeping silver haired boy, who looked, yet again, like he threw on his clothes, came out here and went back to sleep.
"I'll never understand him," Sango sighed, "HEY DOG BOY! WAKE UP!" she yelled, as they poor boy jumped ten feet into the air.
"DON'T YELL," he said, rubbing his head.
Kagome walked over to him, she looked at the side of his head, "Where are your ears?" she asked, pocking the spot they should be.
InuYasha went pale, "Umm...ummm..." before he could say or do anything, Kagome pulled off his hat, and was gazing at his cat like ears.
"Ohhh... they are so kawaii," she said, tweaking one.
InuYasha regained his color, "You-you don't care," he asked, very confused.
"Huh, why would I?" she asked, still tweaking his ears.
"Well, because I'm a demon," InuYasha said, stubbornly.
"Half demon," Sango corrected.
Kagome shrugged.
"WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT!" he yelled, causing Kagome to smile innocently and stop.
a/n: The ears! Must resist the ears, who here LOVES his ears? I for one think he wouldn't be the same without them...o.0
He crossed his arms and legs, closing his eyes and frowning. Miroku walked into the living room yawning. He looked at InuYasha and burst out laughing, "HA, I told you InuYasha that she would find out," he said, pointing at his friend, "Now where's my 5 dollars?"
"Up your ass," InuYasha said, opening his eyes and glaring at Miroku.
Miroku put a hand on his heart, and stumbled backwards, and then leaned against the wall, "That hurt InuYasha," he said with fake sadness.
"And remind me again why I care," InuYasha said calmly.
"Ohh… so hurtful," Miroku replied.
"Hurtful? I'll show you hurtful," InuYasha said, standing up and chasing the lecher around the room.
"You lied to me," Kagome said suddenly, clearly angry.
InuYasha and Miroku both stopped and blinked at her, "Huh?" he asked.
"Oi, you couldn't even tell me the truth," Kagome said, and crossed her arms.
"Keh. Could ya blame me? I do have dog ears ya know," he said pointing at his head.
"You could've at least told me, what do you think I would do about it?" she asked.
"Keh. If you haven't noticed, demons aren't to common around the world," InuYasha said.
"It's not like I would talk about it," Kagome said, stubbornly.
"And how would I know that," InuYasha asked, looking at her closely and stubbornly.
Kagome's eye went huge, she turned around and yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME LITTLE GIRL?"
InuYasha's hand's flew to his ears, "YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT," he yelled.
"I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SHOUTING," Kagome yelled back.
"BUT YOU STARTED IT."
"WELL YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME 'BOUT YOUR EARS."
"I DIDN'T TRUST YA YET."
"WHY THE HELL NOT?"
"WELL… MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ONLY KNOWING YA FOR TWO DAYS."
"NO EXCUSE."
"WHAT? IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! I DON'T GO BLABBING TO PEOPLE THAT I'M HALF DEMON! OHH YA, I CAN SEE THE PITCH FORKS NOW!"
Sango and Miroku sighed, watching the two and shaking their heads.
"WELL YOU COULD AT LEAST TELL ME 'BOUT YOU, SINCE I'M LIVING WITH YA."
"AND WHAT IF YOU GO 'ROUND TELLING PEOPLE 'BOUT ME."
"DO YOU THINK I WOULD DO THAT?"
"I DON'T KNOW, I'VE ONLY LIVED WITH YOU FOR TWO DAYS."
"YEAH! TWO DAYS! YOU SHOULD KNOW."
"Keh. BAKA GET OVER IT!"
"WHAT WAS THAT DOG BOY?"
"InuYasha, Kagome, let's disgust this over some tea, shall we," Miroku said calmly.
"NO," Kagome and InuYasha both said in unison.
Miroku shrunk, and ran behind Sango, "Well, I tried," he said.
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU," InuYasha yelled.
"YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD TELL EVERYONE 'BOUT YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL ME!"
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"WHAT I SAID, YOU TELL ME!"
"GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULE, BAKA, I DON'T BLAB ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S BUISENESS."
"WELL THANKS FOR THE INFO, I'LL KEEP IT IN MIND."
"ERR...WHAT'S THAT MEAN?"
"I SAID IT, YOU HEARD IT, CAN YOU NOW GET DROP IT."
"BAKA!"
"WILL YOU JUST DROP IT!"
"NO! YOU LIED TO ME!"
"IT WASN'T TECHNAICALLY LIEING!"
"WHAT?"
"YOU NEVER ASKED!"
"SO! YOU WERE TRYING TO HIDE THEM FROM ME! THAT'S PROOF ENOUGH!"
"I ONLY HID THEM FROM YOU BECAUSE I NEEDED TO KNOW YOU FIRST!"
"WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED! DON'T YOU THINK YOU COULD CONFIDE IN ME A LITTLE BIT!"
"HOW CAN I! I'VE ONLY KNOWN YOU TWO DAYS!"
"BIG WHOOP! DID YOU THINK I'M SO DENSE I'D NEVER FIGURE IT OUT UNTIL YOU TOLD ME? OR WERE YOU EVEN PLANNING ON TELLING ME!"
"OF COURSE I WAS! ONCE I KNEW YOU!"
"OH, RIGHT!"
"DON'T TELL ME HOW I THINK, AMA, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU! WILL YOU DROP IT! MY EARS ARE THROBBING!"
"FINE, on one condition," Kagome said, lowering her voice.
"What," InuYasha asked stubbornly, also lowering his.
"I can pet them," she said, reaching for the ears.
"That's a stupid request," he said, his eyes were like daggers, as Kagome tweaked his ears.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oi, I'm never going to this damn school again," Kagome said slamming down onto the couch and again changing the channel of the TV.
"Because..." Sango trailed off.
"It's dumb, they teach you the dumbest things, things you'll never need to know," Kagome responded.
"I agree," InuYasha said, crossing his arms and closing his eyes, while sitting in his normal place among the couch.
"Ohh.. but education is the route to happiness," Miroku said, pointing a finger at the ceiling and nodding his head in approval of himself.
Sango hit him in the head with her boomerang, InuYasha kicked him, and Kagome hit him with the remote.
"Ouch," Miroku whined, "I live with such aggressive roommates, how will I survive?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The next couple days went by the same, and soon the weekend was near.
"How 'bout we... umm.. what should we do for the weekend Kag?" Sango asked, looking over to Kagome expectantly.
"Why do you always ask me the hard questions," Kagome said, shifting a bit.
"Because it's so much fun to watch you squirm," Sango replied with an innocent smile.
"Oi, whatever," Kagome said, and turned away.
"What?" Sango questioned, looking at her friend in confusion, "Man, your starting to sound more and more like InuYasha everyday," Sango muttered that last part.
Kagome glared daggers at Sango as her right eye twitched, trying not to hit her friend, "What was that," Kagome said slowly, and Sango could've sworn she saw fangs on her.
"Nothing, nothing," Sango said, and ran away.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oi, going to a club, how original," Kagome said, watching Sango dance.
"Keh. How do you people talk me into this?" InuYasha mumbled, watching as Miroku walked out on the dance floor, trying to get as close to Sango as possible, then his hands got closer and.
Groupe, groupe
"HENTIA."
WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, STOMP STOMP STOMP
"Because I begged you not to leave me alone with them," Kagome said and sighed as Sango continued to stomp on the lecher.
"Oh yeah," InuYasha sighed.
Sango walked away from the spirally eyed Miroku and to Kagome sighing.
"Keh, why do you put up with it, Sango," InuYasha questioned, eyes still closed.
Sango shrugged, "I don't know, I guess I've gotten use to it, just like I got used to you," Sango said and InuYasha's left eye twitched.
At that moment, Kikyo walked behind InuYasha and started playing with his hair. InuYasha's eyes were huge, his fist tightened and his fangs were showing.
"Kikyo... I'll give you one second to stop, ready: ONE," InuYasha said, as he threw a fist at her face, but stopped before he could actually hit her and wait for her excuse.
"Inu... Yasha, I just... wanted... to... see you my dear, have you missed me?" she asked, grabbing his hand and pulling it away from her face.
"I would never miss a slut like you," InuYasha growled, clearly pissed, "Now leave before I do something that will keep me in Tama for at least two years," he added, eyes flaming.(Kill her, kill her, kill her!)
"Ohh... but InuYasha dear, I lov-," before she could finish, Kagome had socked the girl in the nose, making her fall back. InuYasha blinked, "Umm...," was all he could say.
"No need to thank me, sluts like those give us girls bad names," Kagome said with a wink.
InuYasha regained his color and sighed.
"But, why won't Kikyo leave you alone," Kagome asked, a little suspicious.
"Because he turned her down at a party and she's been after him to sleep with her ever since," Miroku said, eyes closed, head down.
InuYasha was twitching, as his claws were about to say something when Kagome spoke.
"Few, for a minute there I thought that you DID screw her, and that's why she was after you still," Kagome said, as Miroku and Sango burst into laughter.
InuYasha was glaring daggers at her, holding his claws up as his right eye twitched in anger.
Kagome put a finger to her lip, and blinked innocently. InuYasha was about to kill her when Miroku piped up.
"I'm ready to go, how about you Sango," he asked, knowing what would happen, and happen it did, InuYasha dashed out the door and into the car within 5 second, honking the horn as all three friends sweatdropped.
a/n: okay… odd chapter with barley any point (CEPT THE EARS!!) so yeah… please review! I would really really really really really really really really really appreciate it!
Ja ne ^.^
Kinchiata Ayami @-}~
{Cali's Corner:
Kat: Welcome to cali's corner! I am Kinchi's annoying friend, Kat!
Kinchi: She's tells the truth… she's annoying…
Kat: See?
Skitz: Not as annoying at Kinchi…
Kinchi: hehe scratches head
Skitz: She spent three weeks retyping the first chapter…
Kinchi: Shush! I don't want to the fans knowing that… they'd think I liked them…
Kat: HA KINCHI LIKES THE FANS!
Kinchi: Shut up! duck tapes Kat's mouth
Kat: Mmth mnyth mnth
Kinchi: Much better…
crickets
Skitz: does it seem… quiet to you?
Kat: ::glares::
Kinchi: Yeah… it does eerie shiver Okay un duck-tapes Kat's mouth
noise
Skitz: eh… that's freaky…
Kinchi: Oh yeah…
Kat: Oh come on!
Kinchi & Skitz: laughs
Kat: Okay… that's it for the completely pointless Cali's corner…
Kinchi: Pointless is my life…
Skitz: it really is…
Kat: Tune in next chapter for more 'Tales of the Weirdos' and find out if I cut these psycho's up into a million pieces
To Be Continued}