Author's Note: OK guys I am so so so so so so so so so sorry! I've been busy with school work and the computer is being slow and oh dammit. *slaps self on head* there is no excuse I have been lazy! I know I haven't updated in like six months *ducks as a gazillion flying vegetables head my way* and I am soooo sorry. But you guys owe it to Kewla, she was the one who got me motivated again. Thanks Kewla! And I would advise you to go and read the last chapter again. I had to, and I'm the author. It's been that long since the last chappy was out I doubt any of you can remember it *sigh* I am sooooo hopeless. If it's any consolation, check out my other fics. There's two more B/V's (DBZ duh), a Herm/Draco (Harry Potter) and a Legolas/Arwen (Lord of the Rings).

The long awaited (or is it long forgotten?) Chapter 11: An offer he can't resist?

"Oi, you that short bald one. Are you and the rest of your pathetic friends going to stand here or are you going to show me some action?" Nappa asked. Krillin gulped as Nappa incinerated a civilian that had gotten in his way. "Well?"

"Sure, we'll fight you. That is, until our top warrior gets here," came a voice. Everyone turned around and looked at Piccolo. Nappa laughed.


"You mean you couldn't even afford to send your best fighter?" laughed Nappa. Gohan growled in the background, and Nappa picked up the noise with his super-keen Saiyan hearing. "You dare to growl, brat?" The group parted as Nappa threw them to the side, trying to get to Gohan. Piccolo growled and stepped in front of the boy, raising his arms in a Namekian wall.

"Leave the boy alone," he growled. Nappa laughed and threw Piccolo to the side.

"Watch your mouth brat." He looked around. Tien, Yamcha and Chou tzu were on the ground where Nappa had knocked them down, Piccolo was growling in the background and Krillin was cowering behind a tall tree (remember Nappa, Piccolo, Gohan and Krillin are all in the air). "Watch your mouth. Now is this what you pathetic humans and other freaks," he looked at Piccolo and Chou tzu, "call a fighting squad? You lot wouldn't last an hour on Buruma-sei."

Nappa swung his arm out and sent Gohan flying into a tree, with a small squeal from the demi-Saiyan.

Piccolo launched himself at Nappa, but the tall Saiyan summoned a small ki ball, threw it at the Namekian, and the green man was no longer.

"Piccolo!" Krillin yelled. Gohan looked up in shock.


"M-m-mr. Piccolo," he cried, flying at Nappa. Nappa laughed and punched Gohan in the stomach, then smiled as Tien and Chou tzu flew at him. This was going to be fun.

*

"Why haven't they found us yet, Crystal?" Chichi asked nervously.


"I don't know, you're the Saiyan geez." Chichi glared at being reminded of her ancestry.

"Well I think we should get out of the cave, this is pathetic." Chichi stood and stepped out into the light, wincing slightly at the brightness. "Come on, let's go and see what's happened." Crystal glared.

"So what you're saying, is we just spent the last Kami knows how long hiding here and you're just going to go and offer yourself up? I give up." Chichi opened her mouth to argue, but all of a sudden, Crystal collapsed and there was a huge pink explosion of light.

"Crystal!" Chichi yelled, running over to her. The collapsed woman on the floor opened her eyes slightly.

"Wh, who, who are you?" she asked quietly. Chichi closed her eyes and tried to sense Crystal's ki. It was that of a normal human. Chichi pulled the woman up, before knocking her unconscious and throwing her over her shoulder. Just great. This is exactly what she needed.

*

"Koran!" Goku yelled, as he landed on the deck. A few moments later the small, squinting white cat appeared, leaning heavily on his walking stick.

"Goku. How nice to see you. What brings you here today, why aren't you on Chikyuu, helping your friends and family?"

"I've just been training at King Kai's, and only just got off Snake Way. King Yemma told me to stop here and get some Senzu beans for the battle on Chikyuu," Goku told him hastily. Koran nodded slowly and then disappeared into his dome-like building.

Goku tapped his foot, arms folded, as he waited for the cat to return.

"Here you are, Goku. Three beans. I am very sorry, but it's all I have."

"I'm sure they'll do. Listen, I hate to run but-"

"Yes, Goku I know. Now hurry up before this planet is annihilated." Goku grinned goofily and blasted downwards.

"Five, four, three, two, one," Koran muttered. As he said 'one', Goku re-appeared, grinning sheepishly. He took the bag of beans from Koran and disappeared again. The cat shook his head.


"Someone needs to get him some help."

*

"You have no chance, human," Bulma snarled. Vegeta laughed and slid his leg forward rasing his arms to his face.

"Ladies first," he grinned. Bulma glared and flew at him. Vegeta knocked her back with one arm and laughed at how easily she was deflected. "You seem to have been giving me empty threats," he smirked. Bulma glared and launched herself at Vegeta again, a little faster this time.

"I'm just warming up, don't you worry." Vegeta made to laugh, but choked as she chopped his throat with the side of her hands. He glared at her and flew backwards, launching a couple of small ki blasts at her.


She deflected them with no trouble and laughed as Vegeta looked her up and down.

"I am no push over," she told him.

"No, but you are no challenge either." He flew at her, and she caught his fist as it made for her face. Vegeta snarled and brung his right leg up and smashed it into her side. She gasped and doubled over. Vegeta took this moment to form a large blast in his palms. He threw it at her and she was sent keeling backwards.

Bulma straightened up and fired random blasts at Vegeta.

He was quite shocked at the immense power behind them. He was caught off guard and felt a burning sensation in his arm, and paled as he noticed the huge chunk missing from his shoulder.

"Nice," he called at to her. She smirked and dropped her arms.


"You're much better than I thought. I guess I'll have to start trying now."

Bulma watched as Vegeta laughed, and she was quite shocked to see that he seemed not to feel the pain of the burn.

"We'll fix that," she muttered. Bulma ducked as a purple ball of light shot past her head.

Bulma levitated slightly, before blasting higher into the sky. Vegeta followed, and Bulma noticed that he seemed to have complete control of himself, unlike the males on her planet.

"Are all the men on this planet like you?" she asked him as he came to a halt a few metres away.

He snorted.

"Hardly. There are a handful of fighters, though they are not worthy of that name. None of them compare to me. There is one other though, though he is extremely lacking in any common sense." Bulma noted the high opinion Vegeta held himself in.

"Final Flash!" Bulma yelled suddenly, firing her attack at Vegeta.

Vegeta watched the yellow ball in shock. How could she? That was his attack? Not some ditzy Saiyan Princess's! Knowing the weakness of the attack, Vegeta flew to the side. The Final Flash, though a great attack, its direction could not be controlled by the fighter. (I don't know if this is true, but just bear with me :D)

Bulma watched in shock as Vegeta dodged one of her most powerful attacks. Why didn't he try and deflect it, like most others did? Something was wrong here. Very wrong.

"How did you do that?" she asked, open mouthed. Vegeta smirked as the Final Flash collided with something behind him and exploded.

"Like this," he smirked. "FINAL FLASH!"

"What the?" Vegeta's attack flew much faster than Bulma's and she had time to form the words "Oh my Kami," before the  Final Flash smashed into her and knocked her unconscious.

*

"M-m-mr. Picollo," Gohan cried sniffing. Tears rolled down his cheeks as he watched Tien, Chou tzu and Nappa battle it out. "I WANT MY DAAAADDYYYYYYYY!" Gohan called out.


"Stop moaning brat, I'll be over there in a moment to eradicate your pathetic excuse for a life," Nappa snarled as he threw a ki blast at Chou tzu blowing the tiny man into oblivion.

"CHOU TZU!" Tien yelled, flying at Nappa. The burly Saiyan laughed and deflected Tien's attacks easily, not feeling it at all as the three eyed man hurled his most powerful ki blasts at him.


"And now it's time for you to go and join all your friends, IN THE NEXT DIMENSION!" Nappa clasped his hands together, forming a small red ball which radiated a pink light. He threw it into Tien's stomach and Gohan watched in horror as the light engulfed one of the last remaining warriors.

When the smoke cleared Tien was nowhere to be seen. Gohan's eyes became half lidded and he passed out, falling steadily downwards. He would've crashed to the ground had it not been for the strong pair of arms that flew speedily in to catch him.

Gohan opened his eyes to look at the face of his saviour. They widened in shock.

"D-d-d-daddy?"

"Yes, Gohan. I'm here finally."

*

"You put up a good fight you know. And even though you're about to die, you should feel honoured. No other opponent of mine, save Kakarot, has ever taken a chunk out of me," Vegeta snickered as he watched the woman on the ground.


She had just come around and had had time enough to realise that she was badly damaged, and that something heavy was on her neck. The sole of Vegeta's boot was pressed into her throat, making it hard for her to breathe. She felt the most of his weight resting on her ankles, that his other foot was pressing to the ground.

She must be in a lot pain, Vegeta realised as he watched her. The top of the chest piece of her armour had been incinerated and was leaving a bloody mess covering her collarbone area, exposed. Her arm seemed broken and with Vegeta's foot in her throat and his entire bodily weight resting on her ankles.

"I came here to do two things but one mostly," Bulma told him, her voice still dignified. "To get the Dragonballs and use them to avenge my people. But, obviously. The human race is far superior than that which I imagined. Congratulations, Vegeta. It is not I who should feel honoured, but you. No one has ever injured the Saiyan Princess. You are the first."

"And the last," Vegeta snarled as he pressed his foot closer to her neck. She gave a choking noise and looked up at him, her deep blue eyes defiant and not at all defeated. Her long blue hair had come out of its plait and was sprawled across the floor, covered in dirt.


"It's nice to see you defend you planet, Vegeta," she said sarcastically. Vegeta laughed hollowly.


"Defend it? Kami I don't even want to live here. Kami knows I'd rather be off somewhere where I can fight whenever I feel like it and not be limited to Kakarot. I yearn for bloodlust, yearn to kill when I feel like it. And you think I want to live on this planet?"

Bulma smirked. Well this was definitely a turn of events. She could have found her saviour here.


"Bloodlust? Killing? You sound like a Saiyan. Is that really what you want, Vegeta? Blood? Murder?" Vegeta smirked.

"Cold-blooded. Why?" he asked, suddenly suspicious.

"I can give that to you," Bulma smirked. Vegeta raised a black eyebrow.

"Hmm? And how do you propose to do that?"

"Well get your fucking foot off my throat so I can breath and I'll tell you." Vegeta glared at her, before moving his foot. Bulma drew a gasp of breath and rubbed her throat.

Before she knew what had happened, her arms and legs were bound in ki shackles.

"What the fuck is this?" she demanded. Vegeta smirked.


"Can't have you escaping now can we? You explain your idea and then maybe, just maybe I'll let you out." Bulma growled and struggled against her bindings but it was no use. Finally, she leant back against the tree. (she's sitting you realise? On the ground?) Vegeta stood in front of her, arms folded and watching her like a guard dog.

For the next twenty minutes Bulma explained about her planet, about Freiza destroying Bulma-sei, and about her eventual plan to kill Freiza and reclaim her kingdom.

"If we could destroy Freiza, we'd be able to rule the universe, purging, killing, torturing wherever we feel like it. None would stand against you and I together," Bulma told him. Vegeta clicked his fingers and the shackles were gone. Bulma stood and rubbed her wrists. "What do you say Vegeta? I could take you wherever you wanted, to whatever planet you wished. You could train, with nothing to distract you, have slaves wait on you hand and foot. All you have to do is say yes, and agree to help me destroy Freiza when the time comes."


"You are far better than the Saiyan we came here after, Carripa. You can be more aid to the Saiyan cause than she could."

Vegeta watched her. She was covered in blood, dirt and her hair was matted and armour cracked. Aside from all that though, she was extremely good looking. Being trapped with her for the rest of his life may not be so bad.

"Alright."

*

"Well, well, well the infamous Goku has finally decided to show his face," Nappa smirked. Goku glared.

"You murder my friends, you try to kill my son and you come after my wife, and for that, I'll make you pay." Goku placed Gohan on his own feet on the ground.

"Gohan, I want you to go and find your mother, take her home and hide. I'll be back as soon as I can," Goku told him, making no attempt to quieten his voice.

"But Daddy-"

"No, Gohan. Do as I say." Gohan gulped and flew off. "Krillin! Go with him!" Goku called. The bald man nodded and sped after Gohan, none to leisurely either.

"Alright Nappa, if that's your name. You messed up and now you're gunna pay for it." Goku took a fighting stance and Nappa grinned.

"I look forward to it."

*

Next Chapter: Well next chapter concludes this story (possibly, maybe it'll be two chapters away we'll see how it goes). Will Vegeta even bother to tell anyone that he's blasting off into space with a princess to destroy countless civilizations? Wait and see!

Author's Note: There, that wasn't so hard, but it don't matter it's finally here, so I hope you enjoyed it I'll try to get the next one up real soon, to give you all some closure (or leave you hanging ;) )

The very Lazy, Uncreative and Forgetful,

Kaibun