Hello again to everyone. I've been gone for quite a while, but I just got
my game back. I'm also gonna try some HTML here, so if it doesn't work,
ignore it. I played through the first like, 10 minutes of the game and
realized that there was a bunch of crap that I skipped or altered in some
way, but, ya know what, screw it. We continue..........
Cloud, Barrett, and Jesse stepped off the elevator into a HUGE room. Jesse bolted, running down a stairway that matched the room it was in: HUGE. Cloud looked around and scratched his head, his granite-hard hair never moving. Then he and Barrett ran down the stairs. Suddenly the screen got all blurry and the hardly noticeable background music changed. Cloud looked around.
"What the-?"
"It's called a random encounter Cloud," Barrett said. "You'll get used to it."
"Well, ok. As long as it doesn't mess up my hair."
"A random encounter with a BLOW TORCH couldn't mess up your hair!!"
Cloud was about to reply when they heard: "Ahem." Barrett and Cloud looked to the origin of the sound. Two blue guys were standing there, hands on hips, waiting.
"Oops," said the two heroes. One of the blue guys raised his arm to chest level, shooting several blue badly animated dots at Cloud. They hit him, causing him to stumble back. Cloud saw a small white 5 float up from him.
"This is odd," he said.
Then he took out his massive sword and charged toward his attacker. Cloud's feet were hitting the ground, matching the speed of his heartbeat. He reared his sword back, preparing to strike. The moment had come. His muscles flexed, he brought the sword down, he heard the air scream as his sword sliced through it, then he realized that the air was all that he sliced. He tumbled to the ground, rolling a few times before skidding to a halt, embarrassed that he, an Ex-Soldier member, missed his target so horribly. Then something occurred to him. He jumped to his feet and felt his hair, then breathed a sigh of relief. It was still spiked. Barrett shook his head.
The other blue guy attacked Barrett the same way his accomplice attacked Cloud. Barrett took the 7 damage, watching the number as it fluttered away. Barrett started to run to the blue guy until Cloud screamed to him: "Use your gun-arm stupid!"
Barrett looked at him.
"Look at the pot callin' the kettle bla--'gun- arm?'" Barrett looked at his arm.
"HOLY HELL!!!" He began running around frantically. Cloud walked up to Barrett, passing their confused enemies on the way.
"Barrett, listen to me," Cloud said as he tried to round up the hysterical Barrett. "This gun here. It's attached to you. It's not comin' off. So can we beat these fools and finish this so I can get my money? I'm running out of hair gel."
Barrett began to calm down. Finally, after a few minutes, Barrett was ready to try his gun-arm. He took aim and shot. And shot again. And again, and again, and again. Pretty soon, Barrett was unleashing a barrage of bullets. The enemies were no longer standing, but Barrett was still shooting. Cloud looked at him and shook him out of his trigger happy trance.
"Jeez dude. What was wrong with you?" Cloud asked.
Barrett was breathing really hard and heavy. "You should....get a gun......arm.......attached. It.......was nearly......orgasmic."
Cloud stepped back. "EWWWWW!! That was........ew. Let's get outta here."
Barrett nodded. And so the two continued their trek down the stairs. Soon, they were at the bottom of the stairway. They saw Jesse's shadow in a doorway ahead. They followed her. There was a big gap in the floor ahead, so they all jumped over it. Then Jesse gave them a short tutorial.
"Push the [OK] button in front of a ladder to grab on to it. After that, push the [Directional Button] to move up and down." Then she jumped onto the ladder and crawled down. Cloud looked at Barret.
"What button?"
Ok, you guys. I gotta get ready for school, so I'll continue this later on.
Cloud, Barrett, and Jesse stepped off the elevator into a HUGE room. Jesse bolted, running down a stairway that matched the room it was in: HUGE. Cloud looked around and scratched his head, his granite-hard hair never moving. Then he and Barrett ran down the stairs. Suddenly the screen got all blurry and the hardly noticeable background music changed. Cloud looked around.
"What the-?"
"It's called a random encounter Cloud," Barrett said. "You'll get used to it."
"Well, ok. As long as it doesn't mess up my hair."
"A random encounter with a BLOW TORCH couldn't mess up your hair!!"
Cloud was about to reply when they heard: "Ahem." Barrett and Cloud looked to the origin of the sound. Two blue guys were standing there, hands on hips, waiting.
"Oops," said the two heroes. One of the blue guys raised his arm to chest level, shooting several blue badly animated dots at Cloud. They hit him, causing him to stumble back. Cloud saw a small white 5 float up from him.
"This is odd," he said.
Then he took out his massive sword and charged toward his attacker. Cloud's feet were hitting the ground, matching the speed of his heartbeat. He reared his sword back, preparing to strike. The moment had come. His muscles flexed, he brought the sword down, he heard the air scream as his sword sliced through it, then he realized that the air was all that he sliced. He tumbled to the ground, rolling a few times before skidding to a halt, embarrassed that he, an Ex-Soldier member, missed his target so horribly. Then something occurred to him. He jumped to his feet and felt his hair, then breathed a sigh of relief. It was still spiked. Barrett shook his head.
The other blue guy attacked Barrett the same way his accomplice attacked Cloud. Barrett took the 7 damage, watching the number as it fluttered away. Barrett started to run to the blue guy until Cloud screamed to him: "Use your gun-arm stupid!"
Barrett looked at him.
"Look at the pot callin' the kettle bla--'gun- arm?'" Barrett looked at his arm.
"HOLY HELL!!!" He began running around frantically. Cloud walked up to Barrett, passing their confused enemies on the way.
"Barrett, listen to me," Cloud said as he tried to round up the hysterical Barrett. "This gun here. It's attached to you. It's not comin' off. So can we beat these fools and finish this so I can get my money? I'm running out of hair gel."
Barrett began to calm down. Finally, after a few minutes, Barrett was ready to try his gun-arm. He took aim and shot. And shot again. And again, and again, and again. Pretty soon, Barrett was unleashing a barrage of bullets. The enemies were no longer standing, but Barrett was still shooting. Cloud looked at him and shook him out of his trigger happy trance.
"Jeez dude. What was wrong with you?" Cloud asked.
Barrett was breathing really hard and heavy. "You should....get a gun......arm.......attached. It.......was nearly......orgasmic."
Cloud stepped back. "EWWWWW!! That was........ew. Let's get outta here."
Barrett nodded. And so the two continued their trek down the stairs. Soon, they were at the bottom of the stairway. They saw Jesse's shadow in a doorway ahead. They followed her. There was a big gap in the floor ahead, so they all jumped over it. Then Jesse gave them a short tutorial.
"Push the [OK] button in front of a ladder to grab on to it. After that, push the [Directional Button] to move up and down." Then she jumped onto the ladder and crawled down. Cloud looked at Barret.
"What button?"
Ok, you guys. I gotta get ready for school, so I'll continue this later on.