Please note that all characters in this story are not owned by me, but by Nintendo. A shame really, as I would love to have monkeys as pets. Oh well…
This is my first fanfic story, so please don't be too harsh on it. Please review it as well, and enjoy the first chapter!
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Chapter 1: Dumped & thumped
At DK's Tree house…
KNOCK! KNOCK!
DK: Oh no! Oh dear god no!
Diddy: Just because we deserved this stupid fate, doesn't mean we should end up with this stupid fate!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Both: NO! NO! NO!
Diddy: We have to do it DK! We have to be real men!
DK: You're right buddy! Let's face it together! (Opens door)
Diddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, NOOOOOOOO way! If my eyes aren't deceiving me! It's…
DK: Candy & Dixie! How great to see you! (Trying to keep a straight face…)
Candy: You Know why we're here don't you! (Behind clenched teeth…)
DK & Diddy: Well, uh erm, you see, um, well, its………. Nice weather we're having huh! (Grinning)
Dixie: Don't play innocent with us!
DK & Diddy: GULP
Candy: You forgot…
Dixie: Our dates
Candy: For the…
Dixie: THIRD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: (Thinking) RATS!!!!!! They had to bring it up, didn't they!
Diddy: (Thinking) I'm hungry! Where's my banana?
Candy: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: YAH!!!!!!!!! I mean, YEAH!!!!! You bet we are!
DK: And we're really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
5 minutes later….
DK: Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry!
Diddy: For the third & not final time!
DK: (Gives Diddy a 'now you've done it' expression)
Dixie: If you forgot just one more date, you can forgot about us being your girlfriends!!!
DK: Yes maam.
Diddy: (Looks at Dk in a confused expression)
Candy: Meet us tommorow at 8 o'clock at the beach.
Dixie: Don't forgot!
Dk: Oh no siree we won't forgot!
Diddy: (Still looking at Dk in a confused expression)
Candy: we'll see you there!
DK: No problemo!
Diddy: (Continuously looking at Dk in a confused expression)
Candy & Dixie: Closes door.
DK: Cows are gonna play basketball if we forgot eh buddy?
Diddy: (Yet still looking at Dk in a confused expression)
DK: So, let's just chill out at my pad eh?
Diddy: (Can't stop looking at Dk in a confused expression)
Dk: Soooooooo…
Diddy: ( Even now looking at…
DK: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narator: HEY!!! At least let me finish the sentence!!!
DK:Sorry…
Narator: anyway where were we? Ah yes…
Diddy: Hey! Wozat!!!!!!!! George Washinton was the first president of the united states! Boiled eggs are easy to cut open with a knife! The square root of 16 is something no one will ever know!! M=CE2!
DK: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
Diddy: Sorry…
DK: Oh, & its E=CM2.
Diddy: Ah well, I'd better go home now.
DK: Ok little buddy see ya tomorrow!
Diddy: Bye DK! (Exits tree house)
DK: The square root of 16 is something no one will ever know?
The next day, at 7:55pm…
DK: Man, are we early or what?
Diddy: You bet Dk! They'll be relieved to see we haven't forgot!
DK & Diddy: (Strides down the golden beach, only to find their dates weren't there)
DK: Maybe they aren't as early as we are, so lets got to Candy's tree house.
Diddy: Yeah, Dixie will probably be there as well.
At Candy's tree house...
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Candy: (Opens door) you've got a lot of nerve showing your faces here haven't you!
DK: Nah not really. I'm not as nervous on dates as I used to be!
Dixie: Of all the cheek!
Diddy: Anything to please our lovebirds!
Candy: I don't know who you think you are showing up at this time!
DK: Why, what do you mean butter cake? (DK's name for Candy.)
Dixie: It was
Candy: Supposed to
Dixie: Be twelve
Candy: HOURS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: But that means Gulp
Dk: Now girls, lets not lose our…
Candy: HOW CAN YOU TREAT US LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: WE REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD DO IT THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO SHOW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Well, It is really.
DK: (Thinking) I'd be better off being stuck in a fish tank with a shark right beside me right now…
Dixie: YOU HAVE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: WE NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: OR YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Slams door)
DK: Looks like we've been dumped!
Diddy: Let's go for a stroll around the island!
DK: What an excellent idea!
Half an hour later…
Both:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
DK: They dumped us!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Please tell me this isn't happening! Please tell me this isn't happening!!!
DK: It's happening…
Diddy: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: (Thinking) I'm not very good at making people feel better…
Diddy: She was all I had!!!!!!! She was all I had!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: I'm missing her already!!!!!!!
Diddy: My life's gonna be a misery…
DK: I know what you…
Pause
DK: Oh no it's not
Diddy: What do you mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????? Of course it is!!!!
DK: We are gonna win their hearts back. Somehow, Someway. No matter what it takes, we are gonna make them fall for us!
Diddy: But how?
DK: Meet me at my tree house tomorrow. We'll come up with a plan!
Diddy: I'm in!
STAMP! STAMP! STAMP! STAMP! STAMP!
DK: What's that noise!
Squawks: Its him!!!!!!!!!!!
Rambi: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dk & Diddy: (Thousands of animals come towards them…) OW! STOPPIT! GET OFF! YOWCH! ARGH!
5 minutes later…
DK: Urgh…
Diddy: I can't feel a single bone in my body!
DK: Why were they on a stampede?
Cranky: Blasted animals! Every time I go for my weekly night walk, they make the same fuss. PAH!
Diddy: Oh for crying out loud!!!
DK: Dumped & thumped in the same day? I didn't even break a mirror!
Diddy: But I'm sure we broke a bone!
Both: Urgh…
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So, will they be able to win their hearts, or will they fail! Only time will prevail
DK: COUGH
Narrator: Anymore from you & I'll bribe Namco into changing Donkey Konga to Diddy Konga!
Diddy: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: I'll be good! I'll be good!
Narrator: That's better!
Diddy: Awwwwwww….
So, what did you think? Please review it, but don't be harsh on it. It is my first ff after all. I'll start work on the next chapter as soon as possible, as long as I can fit it in with any stupid homework I have! Thanks for reading!