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Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha, but I can obsess over him, right.... DO NOT TAKE AWAY MY OBSESSION!!!!

Chapter 10

Techno Baby

a/n: I got so many reviews, in just an hour or two (song) *does little happy dance* okay... you all got me hipped up to write the next chapter so here it is...

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Kagome sat up an yawned as the oh so familiar sound of a once high pitched beep, was now a lowering hum that soon faded as Sango pounded lazily on it. Kagome removed the clock from under her fist and smiled evilly. She throw it away and replaced it with another. She tip toed out of the room and to the sink. She grabbed a cup and filled it with ice cold water. She tiptoed back to the room with a snicker. Then she removed the pillow laying on Sango's head and replaced it with Ice cold water. Sango sat up and gasped.

"KAGOME," she yelled and glared at her now laughing friend.

"I'm sorry *gasp* Sango, I couldn't *gasp* help myself, it was *gasp, laugh* PAYBACK," she finally stood up still laughing and walked to her side of the dresser. She opened the bottom dower and pulled out some baggy black pants that had a silver dragon swirling up the left leg. She laughed at her friend while putting them on along with a tight black shirt and silver over shirt that had a black dragon head on the right side. Sango was slamming shit around in annoyance toward her friend. Kagome combed her hair and decided to leave it down today. Sango put on her favorite outfit, the black pants with red stars up the side and a red shirt with one black star in the middle. Sango pulled her hair into a high ponytail and slammed the brush down when she was finished. She walked out of the room with her noise in the air and traditional "Hmmmf" but was followed by a still snickering Kagome.

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"Sangoooo" Kagome whined, "It was pay back, don't be that way," Kagome pleaded. Sango was still mad even after 1st period of school.

"Pay back, pay back from what?" Sango said turning to her friend.

"You did it to me on my first day remember," Kagome said, pleading for forgiveness.

Sango put a finger to her chin and looked up, "Ohhh yeah... but that was 3 weeks ago, can't you get over that shit," Sango said, now glaring daggers at Kagome.

"Yeah, but... hey, why don't you get over it then..." Kagome whined, and the bell rung as a sign for second period. Sango turned and started to walk away.

"I'll think about it," she said as she disappeared into the crowd of students. InuYasha came up behind Kagome and tapped on her shoulder, causing her to jump about a foot in the air, and turn to a smiling InuYasha.

"Let's go, I don't want to wait for you all day," InuYasha said with a smirk.

"And you said you had to wait for me," Kagome mumbled.

InuYasha blushed, "Never mind, lets just go," me said and turned.

"Yeah yeah... on our way to the worst teacher of them all..." she mumbled as they stepped into the room.

There on the board was InuYasha and Kagome's worst nightmare, 'PROJECTS'. InuYasha and Kagome's eyes widened as they groaned in displeasure.

"That's right you two, we start another project today, same partners as last time, but we will be dealing with techno baby's," the teacher said as InuYasha and Kagome both looked at her in confusion. The teacher pulled out a box full of rubber life sized babies. One started to cry and the teacher held it up. "Class, we are doing techno baby's today, they have a tiny microchip in the back of their head that records if you let the baby drop, if you don't feed it, or any of that," she then help up a black rubber key and lifted the back of the baby's shirt, there in the back was a key hole, she shoved the key into it and turned, just as she did so the baby stopped crying, "This is how you feed them, there will be one for each of you."

"Yes, cause we all know this is just like the real thing," Kagome mumbled.

"Would you like to share miss Kagome?" the teacher asked.

"Sure, why not, I said cause we all know it's just like the real thing," Kagome yelled as everyone started laughing.

The teacher glared but returned her gaze on the entire class, "Like I said earlier, same partners as last time," the teacher said and returned her gaze to InuYasha and Kagome, who sighed in a sort of relief to be together.

The teacher passed them out, one for each couple, and one key for each parent. The key's were attached to a band, like the ones you get at the carnival if you pay for an 'every ride' ticket. The teacher said that you weren't aloud to take them off.

She also passed out a crib for each baby, and gave InuYasha and Kagome the junkiest one. InuYasha and Kagome had a boy, which made Kagome a little grouchy but she said nothing. The baby's did look exactly like a real baby, unless you count the black key hole in their back, but the men had all their *cough cough* parts, and so did the woman.

Kagome thought it as odd but didn't care to much. The bell rang and before anyone could dash out the door, the teacher stopped them.

"Also class, these do have bathroom brakes so I expect a clean diaper," then she turned to the board as everyone groaned.

"How are we gonna get diapers?" InuYasha groaned.

"I'll have Sango drive me out to the store and get a weeks worth," Kagome mumbled.

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Sango and Miroku also had a boy, which they thought as hell. Right when InuYasha and Kagome walked through the door of the trailer, the dawm thing started to cry, "You do it," InuYasha said, thrusting the baby towards her.

"Fine," Kagome mumbled and pulled up his shirt, "Sango will you take me to town with you," Kagome said and laid the baby back down in the seat before recording it's cry on a piece of paper.

"Sango mumbled what Kagome thought as a 'sure'.

Kagome smiled as she followed Sango to the door, Kagome opened it only to see standing in front of her, was her father...

a/n: ohh am I evil *evil laugh* so very evil... sorry this was so short, I promise I'll make it up to you...now review awnser...

Anime Ambreen and Poke Manic: really, I'm on your fav.s that's most excellent... I feel loved...*does happy dance* thanks for checking out Child of Love also, not all that good, and I love this story more also :P besides the point, thanks again for reviewing... ja ne

I only had one review in one day *cries* come on, I need more reviews so I can write more for you (rhymes, teehee)