Thanks for the reviews guys! They're not really that dumb, its just what makes it so funny! I'm sorry if this chapter isn't as good, but enjoy & please send a review! Oh, & I don't own any of these characters. I'd teach Diddy how to play football. Oh well. Enjoy!
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Chapter 2 A fail of a time.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
DK: Come in buddy!
Diddy: (Enters) Hi DK! Ready to make girls flip?
DK: Err, yeah sure.
Diddy: Right then, lets get started…
Half an hour later…
Diddy: That's settles it. What a great plan!
DK: What are you talking about? We haven't done anything!
Diddy: I want to make us sound smart!
DK: (falls on floor) But you've spent the last 30 minutes playing DKC!!!
Diddy: But I'm thinking…
DK: (Gets up) Of course you are…
Meanwhile…
???: Zzz
Narrator: Hey! Since when do you come in to this story!?
???: Huh? Well, I read your ending, & to be frank, it's diabolical.
Narrator: What?! What's wrong with them falling in love again for no explained reason?
???: Of course, & the part with the evil fairy planning on turning Dixie into an ostrich is completely sane!
Narrator: It seemed like a good idea at the time…
???: Anyway, I'm taking over your story!!
Narrator: What!? You're not going to do it, K Rool.
K Rool: Oh thanks. Now they know who I am! Besides, I'm only going to change the ending!
Narrator: How? You're in this story, nitwit!
K Rool: Just do something better or else!!!
Narrator: Oh alright… Let's get back to the story…
K Rool: Zzz
Kritter 1: Boss!!!!
K Rool: Huh? HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME FROM MY PEACEFUL SLUMBER!!
Kritter 1: Oops, heh heh GULP
K Rool: I CAN'T STAND IT! Oh well, what do you want…
Kritter 2: We want to be entertained!
K Rool: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????/
Kritter 3: Yeah! We need entertainment!
K Rool: YOU'RE AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO GET ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 2: Well why do you think we were asking? Honestly boss, you're so…
K Rool: GET OUT BEFORE I FIRE THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(As thy leave)
Kritter 3: Nice try guys. How about we ask him if we can play volleyball with him dressed in a bikini!
Kritter 2: Good idea!
Other 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 2: Well it seemed like a good idea at the ti…
Other 2: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 1: He'll knock us back to the roman age if anymore comes out of us!
Kritter 3: (Smirks) Hey, you've jus given me a idea!
Other 2: Wha?
Kritter 3: Jus follo me & You'll see! (Grabs other two & starts running)
Meanwhile…
Diddy: OH MY LOVE! OH MY DARLING! OH MY … (still moving his lips)
DK: Honestly Diddy, what kind of idea is this?
Diddy It's an idea that is going to make Dixie fall for me!
DK: Oh, I'm sure miming to a tape being played is a good idea, especially when the singer sounds like a fifty year old!
Diddy: Nah, I'd say he was in his forties!
DK: Sheesh. Hey, I've got an idea!
Diddy: Does it involve miming?
DK: Err, suprisingly Cough no
A few minutes later
Diddy: Got it Kiddy?
Kiddy: Me think so…
DK: Knock on the door & say "DK & Diddy are very sorry & are willing to make up &…"
Kiddy: Me know! Don't worry! (Walks to Candy's house)
DK: I told you Kiddy could help us!
Diddy: I don't know. Is Kiddy really the right monkey for the job?
DK: Relax buddy! What could go wrong?
KNOCK! KNOCK!
DK: Shh! (Goes behind a bush. Diddy follows)
Candy: (Opens door. Dixie is with her.) Hello Kiddy! What is it?
Kiddy: Ahem DK & Diddy are very sorry & are willing to wear make up
DK & Diddy: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: What?
Candy: They're just being ridiculous. Stupid monkeys. Bye Kiddy!
Diddy: (Sarcastic voice) I told you Kiddy could help us!
DK: Sorry buddy.
Diddy: Oh well. WAIT!!!!!!!! POETRY!!!!!!!!
DK: What about poetry?
Diddy: (Falls on floor) We'll use poetry!
DK: Eh?
Diddy: (Falls on floor just when getting up)
Half an hour later…
Diddy: So that's what poetry is!
DK: Poetry! I thought you said Cranky
Diddy: (falls on floor) IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE CRANKY!!!!!!!!!
DK: It doesn't sound like Planky?
Diddy: (Picks up bucket of water near Cranky's cabin & soaks DK)
DK: (Spits out mouthful of water) Well, it sounded like Planky…
10 minutes later…
Diddy: So, lets hear your first one.
Dk: Ok Ahem Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got an appetite,
For meatball stew.
So, what do you think eh?
Diddy: (Glares at DK) & How exactly is that a love poem?
Candy: Well I was referring to Candy's cooking!
Diddy: Candy never makes meatball stew!
DK: Well I thought she could try something new for a change!
Diddy: DK, I'd be very surprised if anyone fell in love with someone who gave them a suggestion on what to cook!
DK: (Confused) everyone fell in…
Diddy: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: Yikes…
Diddy: Well, here's mine…
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Everything is perfect,
When I'm with you
DK: (Glares at Diddy) & how exactly is that a love poem.
Diddy: Well I was referring to… Hey, wait a minute. Of course it's…
DK: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. I don't want to hear you petty excuses.
Diddy: (Gets bucket of water he was going to use to wash the windows with & soaks DK yet again)
DK: Well, it didn't sound like a love poem…
A few minutes later…
Narrator: Diddy approaches Dixie's house, using his first poem. DK ends up using one of Diddy's poems, due to the fact that Dk's best poem was about him doing the conga.
DK: First time you've said something useful…
Narrator: (Teeth clenched) Diddy Konga…
DK: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: He he he!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Diddy: Well, here goes nothing..
Dixie: Yes? Oh…
Diddy: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Everything is…
SLAM!!!!!
Diddy: Sigh
At Funky's flights…
DK: Any luck buddy.
Diddy: Sigh Nope…
DK: Same with me…
FLASHBACK
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Candy: Hel.. Oh…
DK: Ahem Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You know as…
SLAM!
FLASHBACK END.
Funky: Yo! What's up, dudes?
DK: (Sarcastically) we're having a whale of a time.
Diddy: Or rather, a fail of a time.
Narrator: The two explain everything…
Funky: Gee, that's too bad… Just ain't cool. Get my gist?
DK & Diddy: (Look at each other in confusion) Err.
Funky: Sigh In other words, you know what I mean?
DK: Sure... (Looks & is depressed) Oh well, we'd better get home.
Diddy: (Looks & is depressed as well) Yeah Sigh, see ya later Funky
Funky: Remember, Funky's the monkey!
Diddy: (soaks Funky with the bucket of water by the plane)
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Narrator: Will DK & Diddy ever win their girl's hearts back, what is the Kritter's plan, & will Diddy ever stop soaking people with buckets of water?
Diddy: Hey, its addictive! Do it once, & you have to do it again!
Narrator: So its like smoking is it?
Diddy: Well yeah, except there's no nicotine, it only affects the other person, it…
Narrator: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: (Is taken back by narrator's grumpy voice & falls on floor.)
Narrator: Anyway, who knows these questions? I do… BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Kiddy: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
Narrator: (Falls on foor, feeling queasy) PlEaSe ReViEw, AnD I hOpE yOu EnJoYeD iT.
Kiddy: What wrong, silly man?
Narrator: (Soaks Kiddy with bucket of water which was by his desk)