Well, no new reviews. Oh well. I'll try & make this chapter full of humour. Anyway enjoy! Oh, & I don't own any of these characters. Just as well, because Kiddy would be a pain to look after. Oh well. Enjoy!
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Chapter 3: The entertain game
KNOCK! KNOCK!
K Rool: Zzz… Huh? Grunt. Come in!
Kritter 1: (Quickly glances at Kritter 3) We still don't know what you're up to!
Kritter 2: I know!
Kritter 1: What?
Kritter 2: We forgot his birthday & he's gonna throw us into the sea where a shark will bite us so badly we'll become badly injured & then a submarine will hit us then an electric eel will give us an electric shock &…
Kritter 3: (Soaks Kritter 2 with… a bowl of water)
Narrator: Hah! Got ya there!
Everyone: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Hmph! No one has a sense of humour!
Everyone: (Soaks Narrator with water balloons)
Narrator: AUGH!!!!!! (Puts up hands to cover his face, but they hit him lower down.) Well, I guess they do Groan
K Rool: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY YOU KNOW!!!
Kritter 3: Whoops. Gulp (Opens door)
K Rool: YOU THREE AGAIN! THIS BETTER NOT BE WHAT I THINK IT IS!
Kritter 1: (Hoping that Kritter 3's idea will work) Well, you see…
Kritter 2: I've come up with a song!
K Rool: WHAT!!!!!!! YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE…
Kritter 2: (Singing) Oh, my sweat is vaporising & my temperature's rising & everyone's looking at me because I'm as hot as can be!
K Rool: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FIRE EVEY LAST ONE OF YA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 3: NO!!!!!!! That's not why we're here!!!!!!!!!
K Rool: Well, what is it?
Kritter 2: Well…
Kritter 1: (Picks up selotape and puts some over Kritter 2's mouth)
Kritter 2: Mph!! Ugh!!!
K Rool: Thanks (Says in a kind and gentle voice. The other two grin. Kritter 2 just waves his arms up & down). Oh, & what was I gonna say? Ah yes! I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE WITH YOU LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 3: Now, anyway yesterday I got the idea that
Kritter 2: (Starts to do a funny dance)
Kritter 1: (Throws Kritter 2 out the window)
Kritter 3: Now without further delay…
Meanwhile at DK isles…
Kritter 3: HEY!!!!!! THIS IS MY ACT!!!!!
Back at K Rool Island.
Kritter 3: That's much…
Meanwhile at DK isles…
Kritter 3: What the..?
Back at K Rool Island.
Kritter 3: Hey!!!
Meanwhile at DK isles
Kritter 3 Stoppit!!!
Back at K Rool Island.
Kritter 3: Make your…
Meanwhile at DK isles
Kritter 3:mind up…
Back at K Rool Island.
K Rool: NOW KEEP IT HERE OR I'LL GIVE YOU A
Narrator: Alright! All right!
Kritter 3: Now, as I was…
???: HELLO THERE!!! THIS IS DAVE E JONES HERE!!!
Kritter 3: If that's supposed to be a joke, then…
Narrator: Whoops. Erm. Well. Ya see.
Kritter 1: Anymore interruptions & we'll give you one! AND THE SAME GOES FOR AWUL JOKES!!!
Narrator: Sigh Oh all right. But I kind of liked it.
Everyone: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: EEP.
Dave: AH YES!!!!!!! I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW K ROOL! DK'S ENEMY, & A COMPLETE FAILURE!!!
K Rool: (Looks outraged)
Dave: WHY IS HE A FAILURE? BECAUSE HE..
K Rool: (knocks him out the window, causing him to land on Kritter 2)
Kritter 3: Now…
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Everyone: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: Bad time?
Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: OK!!!
Everyone: when we said no interruptions…
Narrator: I swear that wasn't my fault!!!
Kritter 3: But this is ridiculous!!! We've wasted nearly four pages due to these good for nothing…
Narrator: Oh alright. I'll stop…
Kritter 3: Now. Yesterday, Kritter 1 gave me an idea…
Kritter 1: (Grins, but K Rool doesn't notice)
Kritter 3: About something that will not only help us in our careers, but will also entertain us! Centuries ago…
K Rool: Is this some sort of history lesson?
Kritter 3: No your majesty. Anyway, centuries ago, the Romans lived. For entertainment, they would make sacrifices in a coliseum, and release a herd of lions at the person who was going to be sacrificed…
K Rool: (Starts to smirk)
Kritter 3: So, why don't we do this with LOADS OF klap traps & klamp tramps, & use Kongs as sacfrices!
Kritter 1: But how did I, oh…
Narrator: If you still don't know how he got the idea, go back to chapter 2.
K Rool: BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts to dance like mad, causing Kritter 1 & 3 to exchange confused looks)
K Rool: GET THE FIRST TWO KONGS YOU SEE, & BRING THEM HERE!!!
Kritter 3: YES SIR!!!
K Rool: The entertain game starts… BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, at DK isles
DK: (Depressed) I can't believe how bad it is without Candy.
Diddy: Yeah & Dixie was all I had…
DK: Well we're still not gonna… Oh forgot it…
Diddy: What can we do?
DK: Well, lets play DKC…
Diddy: Ok...
Narrator: So the two happily play DKC, whistling to the music, no matter how lifeless it was, but then the horror struck…
Hello! I'm Candy Kong, & this is my save point!
DK: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Lets play DKC2. That'll be… AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sees Dixie on the box, & throws it out the window, but then goes outside to pick it up)
DK: Oh what is there to do? I'm too depressed to do anything!
Diddy: (Gets back into tree house, then looks at the box) AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Then throws it out the window again, and goes outside again to pick it up)
DK: Oh Candy, how I miss you…
Diddy: (Gets back into treehouse)
DK: DON'T LOOK AT THE…
Diddy: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: He looked at it…
Narrator: Same as before…
Meanwhile…
Kritter 1: Oh this is gonna be great! Now, let's get the last two Kongs we see!
Kritter 3: Are you sure that's what he said? I'm sure he said…
Kritter 1: I KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 3: All right all right!!
Kritter 1: Now, there's Chunky
Kritter 3: Check (Ticks him off on a list of all the kongs)
Kritter 1: Lanky
Kritter 3: Check
Kritter 1: Tiny
Kritter 3: Check
One hour later…
Kritter 1: Phew! That's all of them!
Kritter 3: Except (Scans his list) Candy & Dixie.
Twenty minutes later
Kritter 1: Where the heck are they?
Kritter 3: Shh!!! I hear something!
Candy: Well Dixie, it's been a long day, what do you say we head home?
Dixie: Yeah, it sure was nice of Timber to invite us over!
Candy: But he seemed disappointed that you know who didn't come.
Both Kritters: (Exchange confused looks)
Dixie: Candy, you don't have to refer to Diddy as you know who
Candy: Well, ok…
Both Kritters: (Exchange evil grins)
Back at K Rool Island
K Rool: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!!!!!!!
Kritter 1: Well you told us to get the last two kongs we…
K Rool: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh well. They're good enough…
Dixie: What do you want with us?
K Rool: If I told you that.. it wouldn't be much of a surprise! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Kritter 1: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!
K Rool: (Whacks him across the head, then soaks him with a bucket of water)
K Rool: Why do you spoil these moments?
Candy: You monster!!! (Slaps K Rool about twenty times)
About twenty minutes later
K Rool: (Holding an ice pack against his black eye) You've really pushed it, ladies… Lock em up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: About fifty kremlings come up to them. Dixie manages to fight some of, but eventually gets caught…
Klump: (Throws Dixie & Candy into a cell)
Both: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Klump: Now enjoy your last night if you would ladies. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: Zzz
Klump: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: Huh?
Klump: Oh well. Do what you want. You might as well make the most of this. Good night! (Strides of laughing)
Candy: Oh Dixie, what are we gonna do now?
Dixie: sigh there's nothing we can do! (Water starts to go down her face)
Candy: Dixie? Are you all right?
Dixie: Yeah, it's just sweat. It's hot in here.
Candy: (Shivering) Dixie, don't worry about it. We'll get out of here somehow!
Dixie: Yeah Sniff. Let's just hope we do…
Back at DK isles
STAMP! STAMP!
DK: What the?
Diddy: What was that?
Narrator: Both run outside. There were signs all over the place saying
Diddy: (Starts to read one) Have you seen these two girls? Last seen at Timber's house. If you see them, please tell Funky. Award: The girls?
DK: They're missing?
Diddy: (Looks to the right) Hey look!
Narrator: The whole family is putting up signs.
Funky: Hey dudes…
DK: What's going on Funky?
Funky: They said they'd be back from Timber's house three hours ago.
Diddy: They might still be at Timber's house.
Funky: (Shakes his head) Nope. We just called him.
DK & Diddy: (Exchange worried looks)
DK: They might have been held back by a storm.
Diddy: Or maybe they saw a shopping mall.
Funky: Nope. They took my plane & its back on the island.
DK: But that means..
Diddy: they might still be on the island!
Funky: Nope. They said they'd let us know as soon as they came home.
Tiny: I hope nothing's happened to my sister.
DK: Don't worry Tiny!
Diddy: we'll find them!
Chunky: Finished!
Narrator: Funky looks where Chunky was working.
Cranky: AUGH! Who's plastered my beautiful cabin with all these signs!?
Funky: Err, Chunky dude. When I said use the eighty signs you had, I meant use them on different buildings. And yet, you've used every last one on Cranky dude's house!
Narrator: Cranky's cabin had so many signs on it, it practically became the new wallpaper.
Cranky: WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????
Chunky: (Points at Diddy)
Cranky: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS…
Cranky: JUST YOU WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chases after Diddy)
Diddy: JUST YOU WAIT CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sprints like mad)
Chunky: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: (Soaks Chunky with bucket of water)
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I Know this chapter isn't very funny, & I do apologise, but it is a key chapter. Well I hope you enjoyed. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: Hey, they don't have to!
Narrator: (Picks up phone) Hello, Namco?
DK: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Picks up phone & throws it out the window.)
Narrator: Nuff said…