YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS ALREADY REVIEWED!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, maybe I'm overreacting a bit, oh well. Sorry it took me a bit of a while to do this chapter, but I've had MORE than enough homework. Oh well. Enjoy!!!!! Oh yeah, I don't own any of these characters. Who needs a parrot when you've got Cranky?
DK: Everyone.
Narrator: Fair enough.
DK: Phew. I thought you were gonna do something related to Diddy Konga
Narrator: Thanks! I forgot about that! I'll keep that in mind whenever you criticise the plot!
DK: (Bangs his head against a tree about thirty times)
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Chapter 3: The Mood, it's bad & it's ugly.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
K Rool: Come in!
Narrator: K Rool was in such a good mood, nothing could get him down.
Kritter ?: Hello your mage… HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T I AT LEAST GET A NUMBER AFTER MY NAME?
Kritter useless: That's bette… HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter cal: (Says sarcastically) Oh that's brilliant. I'm sure the readers are laughing their heads off.
Narrator: They are? YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter cal: (Notices he hasn't had his name changed, & soaks narrator with a bucket of water)
Narrator: Oh boy.
Kritter 21947643927490237494729463947: Sigh That'll do.
K Rool: Excuse me?
Kritter 21947643927490237494729463947: Whoops. Sorry. Anyway, our coliseum…
Narrator: Which is the foot ball pitch Kritter 2 used K Rool's money to buy 2 years ago…
Kritter 21947643927490237494729463947: Is down Gulp due to unfortunate circumstances &…
K Rool: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 21947643927490237494729463947: … Our sacrifice will have to be delayed for two days & we're really sorry &
K Rool: I WANT IT TO BE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO WAIT TWO DAYS FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 21947643927490237494729463947: (says really quickly) Oh well I've gotta go now so I'll see you sir…BYE! (Dashes out like mad)
Outside K Rool's office…
Kritter 3: How did he take it?
K Rool: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SON OF A…
Narrator: WATCH IT!!!!!!!!! This is a G you know, & kids could be reading this!
K Rool: STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 21947643927490237494729463947: He took it really well.
Meanwhile…
Kritter 4: Here ya go!!!!!!!!!!! (Punches Candy & Dixie)
Dixie: OW!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kritter 4: Dunno. Just felt like it.
Candy: (Goes forward to do what she has to do, until she realises there are iron bars. He opened the cell to punch them, then closed it as soon as he finished)
Kritter 4: Here's your breakfast! (Puts down a breadcrumb & a baby's milk bottle one twentieth full of milk). NOW SHADDUP!!!
Dixie: Sniff Oh. How will we ever get through the day with such a terrible breakfast? (Looks like she's about to burst into tears)
Twenty minutes later…
Kritter 4: Sorry about the delay! Here's your REAL breakfast! (Puts down 15 flapjacks, 20 waffles, 25 pieces of toast, 12 bowls of cereal & 30 glasses of orange juice.)
Dixie: TA!!! (Starts to tuck in like mad)
Candy: (Looks appalled) Dixie, your manners are worse then Diddy's!
Narrator: Now THAT is serious!
Twenty five minutes later…
Narrator: Dixie had more food in her then in a market the size of France, even though there isn't. Dixie, being the kind & caring primate she was, gave Candy One flapjack, a piece of toast & a glass of orange juice. Well, this was enough for Candy, so she didn't really mind.
Dixie: Burp Pardon me. (Tries to get up, but falls back down)
Candy: I have to admit, even though your manners were worse than Diddy & Dk's put together…
Narrator: Woah woah woah. That is really pushing it.
Candy:.You can be really useful at times.
Dixie: Thanks! BURP (Goes bright red) whoops, heh heh.
Candy: Sigh
Meanwhile…
DK: Diddy, this really isn't necessary.
Diddy: (Dressed like a detective, with a fake pipe in his mouth) Ah, my dear DK. This is a mystery so, err, mysterious, only a true detective like myself can solve one as, err, mysterious as it.
Cranky: PAH! What is it with you kids & these stupid games of yours?
Diddy: Hah!!! We're not afraid to show it, are we Dk?
DK: (Has a brown plastic bag over his head)
Back at K Rool Isles…
Dixie: (Still can't get up)
Candy: Oh how I wish I was back at DK Isles…
Dixie: Yeah… Burp
Candy: That's the sixth one in two minutes!
Dixie: Sorry… I won't do it again… Burp
Candy: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: Oh, I wish Diddy were with me. (Puts her hand over her mouth as soon as she realises what she said)
Candy: You wish HE were here?
Dixie: Sigh I have to be honest, ever since we went to Timber's house I've been missing him like mad…
Candy: What made you miss him?
Dixie: Sniff I saw a picture of him with Timber.
Candy: & that made you miss him?
Dixie: Sniff I know it Sniff sounds crazy, but it's just Sniff how I feel.
Candy: Dixie are you alright?
Dixie: Yeah Sniff I've Sniff just Sniff got Sniff a Sniff cold.
Candy: Come off it Dixie. I know you're ready to burst into tears.
Dixie: (Bursts into tears) Oh, & You're making it better, aren't you!
Candy: (Starts to feel guilty) Dixie, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
Dixie: Just leave me alone, ok! (Runs off to the other side of the cell, only just realising how small the cell is & ends up running five yards before sitting down)
Candy: Please don't be like this Dixie!
Narrator: But how could she expect her to? She felt exactly the same way about DK. She only just held back the tears.
Kritter 5: (Hears Dixie crying, & starts to do the same) WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About ten Kritters: WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About fifty Kritters: WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K Rool: (Still in a bad mood) Humph!!!!!! WHAT THE?!?!
WAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Dixie wasn't crying like that obviously…
K Rool: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP SOBBING YOUR HEARTS OUT & GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silence
K Rool: Zzz
Back at DK isles…
DK: Well, we've wasted eight hours, & we haven't found a single clue…
Diddy: Hey look!!! (Points to sand) You always get it when you say stuff like that!
DK: (Confused) Err…
Diddy: There's some sort of writing… (Reads) Lagoo?
Dk: Blasted Lanky… WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Alright, alright keep your tie on! (Reads) Tiny woz ere b4u.
Both: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: (Reads) Dear Kongs. I will blow up your puny island!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: That's nothing… WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Oh brother…
DK: There's footprints on it, but I'll try & read it… (Reads what is legible) HL. Krmig hv kdapd s.
Both: (Look at each other in confusion)
DK: Rats. No clues…
Diddy: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE THOSE FOOTPRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dk: Looks at them, & exchanges worried looks with Diddy…
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It's getting pretty emotional eh? Well, it is romance as well you know! Please review, & I hope you enjoyed it!
DK: HOW COULD YOU LET THEM TREAT CANDY LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Diddy Konga! Please bang right drum!
DK: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: I could get used to this!