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DK: You are getting crazier by the minute.
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DK: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I apologize for the mistakes the previous chapter had, & enjoy! I don't own any Kongs, mainly because the pet shop ran out of them.
Diddy: STOP USING THAT STUPID JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Diddy Kon… Oh drat
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Chapter 5: The Straight escape.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
DK: Come in!
Diddy: (Enters) I knew the kremlings were behind this!
DK: They are?
Diddy: (falls on floor)
DK: You haven't got a very good sense of balance have you?
Diddy: (falls on floor when getting up)
DK: You're at it again!
Diddy: Err
DK: Don't you err me!
Diddy: DK, we're supposed to be concentrating on Candy & Dixie here!
DK: Why? What happened to them?
Diddy: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: Oh. Right. Now I remember.
Diddy: Look DK, whatever K Rool is doing with them can't be good, & it's up to us to get there as soon as possible.
DK: It is?
Diddy: (Soaks DK with a wet sponge)
DK: (Spits out mouthful of water) well at least it's a change…
At Funky's flights.
Funky: Sorry dudes, I'm all out.
DK & Diddy: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
Funky: Well, except for the that one…
DK: OH NO!!! NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!
Funky: Sorry dudes. That's the only ONE that's up & running.
DK: Of all the ONES it could have been, why in the ONE Heaven we have does it have to be ONE!
Funky: I know Donkey Dude. This is ONE big bummer.
(What they sound like to Diddy.)
DK ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE.
Funky: ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE..
Diddy: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Two: (exchange confused expresions.)
DK: That is ONE stressed chimp!
Diddy: (Whacks DK with Funky's surf board.)
Meanwhile…
Klump: All right men…
Klamp Tramps & Klampons: All right boss!
Klump: No you idiots I didn't finish what I was saying.
Klamp Tramps & Klampons: Sorry boss.
Klump: Now.. Yes?
Klampon: Someday I will rule K Rool Island, & then you will all bow to me!
Klump: For crying out loud #62 & three quarters that's the fifteenth time & it hasn't even been ten minutes yet!
Klampom: Duh…
Klump: I could have been a mechanic, but no…
Meanwhile…
Dixie: Yawn
Candy: You're up late.
Dixie: It's only… HALF PAST TWELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: Giggles
Dixie: Where's our breakfast?
Candy: Oh, you mean the one that I threw out the window? You see…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: (smirks)
Dixie: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: HEE HEE HEE!
Dixie: (Soaks Candy with a bucket of water)
Candy: Where'd you get that?
Dixie: You see I… Hey! Where did I get it?
Candy: (Whacks herself on the head)
Dixie: …
Candy: …
Dixie: Sorry I acted a bit stupid yesterday.
Candy: Sigh No need to apologise. I felt exactly the same way about DK.
Dixie: I can't stop thinking about Diddy.
Narrator: How love struck can you get?
Candy & Dixie: GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Gulp (runs off)
Candy: Lets do something to get them off our minds.
Dixie: Ok then. Truth or dare?
Candy: Nice, but what's the point? There isn't a huge amount of things we can do in a cell.
Dixie: Let's just do truth then.
Candy: I'll go & get some paper & a pen, your history is so funny I've got to have it for future reference!
Dixie: (Growls)
Candy: Hold on. (Slips through bars) Ah, here's some!
Dixie: (Glares at Candy)
Candy: What?
Some hard shoving later.
Candy: (Running) you had to have all that breakfast yesterday didn't you?
Dixie: (Running too) what breakfast Burp.
Candy: (Whacks Dixie with a frying pan)
Dixie: Ow! Where'd you get that?
Candy: On that wall.
Dixie: Thanks! (Picks one up & whacks Candy)
Candy: Ow! Why you…
Narrator: Go on! Finish her off! Make her have it! Give her some!
Boss: Stop watching that blinking "The world's greatest pillow fights" show & get back to work!
Narrator: Since when do I have a boss? I don't even get paid for this!
Boss: Since now. Now are you gonna…
Narrator: Wait a minute. You're Lanky!
Lanky: Lagoo! Drat.
Some hard walloping later
Narrator: Dixie & Candy both have more lumps on their head then the amount of brain cells I have!
Lanky: Not many then…
Narrator: First the boss whadyamacallit & now this! Get out of my fan fic!
Lanky: But…
NARRATOR: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lanky: You must be Lagoo! Serious because even your name is in capitals!
Narrator: Grr.
Lanky: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lagoo.
Narrator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Hey, that was FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bananas.
Dixie & Candy: (Wallop narrator)
Narrator: (Faints)
Candy: Wimp.
Dixie: Anyway…
Where ever we were before.
Dixie: Groan
Candy: Groan
Dixie: Shouldn't we have escaped instead of whacking each other to death with frying pans?
Krusha: Maybe you should have…
Candy: Hiya Krusha!
Krusha: Hiya girls! Wait a minute. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's not right.
At K Rool's office…
Krusha: They managed to escape somehow.
K Rool: I thought we put glue on the bars!
Krusha: Yeah. I used this! (Gives can to K Rool)
K Rool: You idiot! That's grease!
Krusha: Whoops.
K Rool: Anyway, do anything funny again & I'll tell everyone your horrible secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: Hey, we don't have horrible secrets!!!!!!
K Rool: WELL JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: AH! IT IS NOT THE AWFWL NARATOR OF THIS STORY I AM!!!!! I AM THE NARRATOR OF LANKY'S WONDERFUL ADVENTURES!!!!!!!!
Dixie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: HEY! There's no fanfic called Lanky's wonderful adventures!
Narrator: (Embarassed) Oh. Oh yeah.
Lanky: Does anyone like me?
Everyone: SHADDUP!!
Lanky: Sniff
Candy: We don't hate you! You're just annoying at times.
Lanky: LAGOO!
Meanwhile…
Diddy: Let's take off already!
DK: Err, Diddy, we have taken off.
(Long pause)
Diddy: It's that slow! How does it stay airborne?
DK: Dunno.
Diddy: This is going to be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong journey.
DK: Zzz.
Diddy: DK! Someone's got to control the plane!
Five minutes later.
Diddy: (Controlling the plane) Stupid DK.
Narrator: Diddy found himself starting to worry. What if they were too late? What if they turned Dixie & Candy evil? What if DK never woke up until the end of the journey?
Diddy: Oh Dixie Sigh. You wouldn't want me to be like this, well tough I am! You probably don't even have feelings for me.
DK: Yes I do!
Diddy: DIXIE!?!?! IS THAT… DK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK: (Bursts out laughing) Oh boy, that was classic!
Diddy: (Embarrassed) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE JOKES OUT OF THINGS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Besides, I know you feel the same way about Candy.
DK: (Stops laughing) Well, err.
Diddy: Cough
DK: Alright I do… Hold on, that's not even embarrassing to mention.
Diddy: Oh well. This is our fault we feel like this anyway. How could anyone forgot four dates in a row?
DK: Yeah… Well, we didn't really forget the last one.
Diddy: But still. Makes you wonder why Dixie ever liked me. I'm such an idiot.
DK: Diddy, you're not an idiot, we both are.
Diddy: Thanks, but it's not making me feel any better. & Besides, it doesn't make any sense!
DK: Oh Candy. You're probably glad to be away from me.
Meanwhile…
Candy: Oh how could we be so stupid?
Dixie: Sigh because we are.
Candy: We're probably gonna die & DK won't know I loved him!
Dixie: I don't even have a picture of Diddy.
Candy: You really like him don't you?
Narrator: Well duh!
Dixie: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!
Candy: This is a girls conversation!
Narrator: Now I know how Lanky feels…
Candy: Time for a slap!
Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ten minutes later… Narrator: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: WELL LEAVE US ALONE THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: (Runs off)
Dixie: We're being pathetic.
Candy: He had it coming!
Dixie: Not that! I'm sure DK & Diddy were never like this when they were captured…
Narrator: Girls… TSK
Dixie: (Whacks him with her ponytail)
Narrator: YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs off yet again)
Candy: I just thought of something. How is he running off when he comes in here?
Dixie: Dunno. Anyway we've got to stop moping like this.
Candy: Well why didn't you just say so before
Dixie: (Falls on floor)
Meanwhile…
Diddy: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!
DK: ?
Diddy: We've travelled about five inches in the time it was with Candy & Dixie!
DK: Wellwhatareyagonnado?
Diddy: Why aren't there any spaces?
DK: Dunno.
Diddy: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps off the plane)
DK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: (Pulls out parachute) Number 1, We're going to get there quicker by swimming, & number 2, I've always wanted to use a parachute!
DK: Why am I doing this? (Joins Diddy, leaving the plane to go ahead without them)
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Finnaly! Keep the reviews coming!
DK: Why are you starting every chapter with KNOCK! KNOCK!
Narrator: Do the Diddy Kong! Bang the left, bang the right, with funky you're outta sight!
DK: I hate you.
Diddy with funky you're outta sight?