Date Debate Chapter 6: Kongs To The Rescue! Cough, a donkey kong country fanfic

I can't believe it, I've finally finished my first fan fic! Well. Not at the time of typing.

DK: Duh…

Narrator: Didd… Rats, I can't think of anything else.

DK: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Doesn't mean I won't change it.

Silence

Anyway: I don't own any characters in this fanfic (Well, almost), I haven't got enough room in my house.

Diddy: WHAT DID I SAY!

All right, all right. Here's a little question. Can you name three Kongs that haven't appeared in this fanfic (They won't be in this chapter). Three answers are at the end of this chapter (The old DK doesn't count because he's Cranky & DK JR doesn't count because he's DK. A fact for those who don't know J )

Please read, review & enjoy the last chapter of Date Debate!!

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Chapter 6. Kongs to the rescue! Cough

KNOCK! KNOCK!

K Rool: COME IN!

Klump: Your majesty, the coliseum is ready!

K Rool: Perfect. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Klump: Heh heh heh. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some paper work to do.

Narrator: K Rool was in such a good mood, he didn't even realise that he never gave kremlings paperwork.

Meanwhile…

Krusha: Oh girls!! (Smirks)

Dixie: Hiya Krusha!

Krusha: Hiy… HEY! Stop that! I just wanted to tell you I hope you have a wonderful day today…

Dixie & Candy: (Smile)

Krusha: COS ITS YOUR LAST!!!!!!!!!

Candy: That's very… LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dixie: What have you been planning!

Krusha: (Smirks) Well, it's a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ten minutes later.

Krusha: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong story.

Narrator: You could have explained the whole story in that time!

Krusha: Well at least I don't use the same joke three times in stories!

Dixie: How is that a joke?

Narrator: Well, it's funny, so it can be called a joke. Anyway we're getting off story here so STICK TO THE SCRIPT!!!

Candy: What script?

Narrator: Oh brother… (Leaves)

Author: Just a notice, this IS REALLY HAPPENING.

Candy: ?

Author: ?

Candy: I thought the author was the narrator!

Author: Well guess what? I'm not!

DING DING DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: (Except author) Eh?

Author: Err that means it's a huge shock, like they do in pantos.

Krusha: Right… Wait. Who is the narrator?

Author: I dunno. I found him in a shopping mall.

Everyone else: (fall over)

Author: Well where else was I supposed to find one? Narrators R Us?

Krusha: Hey, it's a possibility!

Everyone else: (fall over)

Dixie: How is this really happening if there's an author?

Author: Dunno, anyway let's get back to the story.

Dixie: But I thought you said…

Author: ZIP!!!!!!!

Dixie: Well, at least you're not as mad as the narrator.

Meanwhile…

DK: Diddy, we are not going to be able to swim all the way to K Rool's fortress by swimming.

???: Oh, is that so!

Diddy: Enguarde!!!

Enguarde: Aww, I wanted to introduce myself…

Diddy: Sorry.

DK: Wait a minute… How did you know we needed help?

Enguarde: Err, maybe you should look behind you.

Narrator: DK Isles was about ten metres away.

Author: Are you still here?

Narrator: Well we can't carry on without a narrator:

Author: Rats…

DK: Can you guys stop interrupting?

Author & Narrator: Sorry… Carry on.

Diddy: Err, I see.

Enguarde: Well doesn't just stay there, hop on!
DK: (Hops on)

Diddy: (Hops on)

Enguarde: Right! Off to the North Pole!

DK: Actually, it's K Rool's island.

Enguarde: Whatever.

Meanwhile…

Dixie: Well, it's been nice knowing you Candy.

Candy: We are going to escape somehow!

Two minutes silence

Candy: Ok maybe not.

Dixie: I can't believe they're killing us just for entertainment.

Narrator: Krusha had told them the story while we were with DK & Diddy.

Candy: Sigh & I thought we could escape.

Dixie: I can't believe the last thing I did to Diddy was slam the door on him…

Candy: Even if they did forget four dates in a row.

Dixie: Well they didn't really forget the last one.

Candy: Just, weren't, punctual.

Dixie: Yeah.

Candy: Hey, that shadow looks like DK's!

Narrator: Klump enters.

Candy: Ok, don't tell Dk I said that.

Meanwhile…

Enguarde: Well guys, here we are!

DK: Nice! Except for on minor fault.

Diddy: THIS IS THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enguarde: And…

DK: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO K ROOL ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enguarde: Whoops, heh heh.

Diddy: IT COULD BE TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enguarde: Oh come on. What could possibly go wrong?

Meanwhile…

K Rool: Witness gentlemen!!!!!!!!! These lovely Cough girls will be wonderful sacrifices in just two hours!

Some random Klap trap: Why not now?

K Rool: Sigh because some of the kremlings are still on holiday at the mushroom kingdom, & it's two hours from there to here.

Krusha: Can't have a sacrifice without every kremling in the world!

Everyone else: (Stares at Krusha)

Krusha: What?

Meanwhile…

Enguarde: I still say there's a similarity between the words Mushroom & K Rool.

DK: Enguarde, stop moving your mouth & start moving yourself.

Diddy: Yeah, or those kremlings will get there…

DK: KREMLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: There were kremlings on a speed boat.

Enguarde: Come on guys! Let's get them!

Diddy: We haven't got time! We've got to get to K Rool isles.

DK: Well, he's got a point.

Kritter 8: Uh oh.

Kritter 9: What?

Kritter 8: Look (Points at Kongs & Enguarde)

Kritter 10: Well come on guys, let's go & get them!

Kritter 11: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other three: ?

Kritter 11:K Rool will kill us if we're late.

Kriiter 8: But.. Yeah, the last time I was late he threw me out the window.

Kritter 9: Just pretend we haven't seen them.

Diddy: Just pretend we haven't seen them

???: Ready guys?

???: Sure…

Narrator: Three croctopusses are swimming below them. Annoyed about them being able to swim faster then them, they plot revenge.

???: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: What the?

Enguarde: Oh brother

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GERROF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUITIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???: For crying out loud we haven't even done anything yet!

Diddy: DK!!!!!!! YOU'RE SITTING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: Sorry…

???: Anyway, where were we? Ah yes. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other three: Uh oh.

Twenty minutes later…

DK: Diddy & Enguarde: Groan

Diddy: We've gotta hurry guys! Who knows what K Rool is doing!

DK: K Rool does.

Diddy: Not including K Rool.

DK: The kremlings do!

Diddy: Not including the kremlings

DK: Cand…

Enguarde: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: Well, they do!

Diddy: Man, I can't stop worrying.

DK: Don't worry little buddy. I'm the same.

Enguarde: Don't worry guys. We'll make it.

Meanwhile…

WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE! WE WANT THE SACRIFICE!

K Rool: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dixie:Err…

K Rool: We must have those kremlings for guards! You don't want someone to break in, do you?

Narrator: A goomba comes out of nowhere, & steals the banana coins K Rool stole from DK.

Kramp: BYE SUCKERS!!!

K Rool: WHY YOU!!!

Kramp: HEE HEE HEE! (Runs off.)

Kritter 3:Just remember folks, if it weren't for me, this wouldn't be happening!

Everyone: (Starts to pound Kritter 3)

Kritter 3:OW!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT THE SACRIFICE THING, NOT THAT GAAMBA OR WHAT EVER HE'S CALLED!!!!!!

Everyone: (Grins)

K Rool: Oh boy.

Dixie: Bunch of lunatics.

Krusha: Grr.

Dixie: What's wrong Krusha?

Krusha: You see… HEY!!!!!!!!!!

Dixie: HEE HEE HEE!

Krusha: That's It!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Pounds Dixie)

Dicie: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, if Diddy were here, he'd kick your butt!

Silence

K Rool: That pipsqueak couldn't beat up a fly. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Dixie: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIDDY IS STRONGER THEN YOUR WHOLE ARMY PUT TOGTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence

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Dixie: LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Goes towards K Rool, but is held back by two kritters)

K Rool: How sweet…

All Kremlings: Awwwww…

K Rool: I AM BEING SARCASTIC YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Kremlings: GULP

Meanwhile…

DK: Hey, I just heard some laughter…

Diddy: LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K Rool: IT'S K ROOL ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: I'm coming angel delight cake with extra sweet strawberry icing with a buttery taste that turns my mouth into a stream & with a sweet cherry on top!

DK: (Almost speechless) Nice pet name!

Diddy: Pet name? I was talking about my dessert!

DK: (falls over)

Enguarde: OW!
DK: Sorry…

Enguarde: Sigh doesn't matter.

Meanwhile…

K Rool: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kritter 8: Well sir. First we stopped a bank robbery, then we saved the princess, then we travelled around the world in eighty days, then we made Dixie & Candy Kong drown, & finally, we went on a voyage to the moon.

K Rool: That's nice.

Dixie: (Whispers) that's K Rool for you.

K Rool: Now, We're gonna need you lot to guard the place.

Kritter 10: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T WE JUST LOCK THE DOORS?

K Rool: Good point. I never thought of that!

Kritter 10: (falls over)

K Rool: Now, it's killing time! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Candy & Dixie: Gulp

Meanwhile…

DK: Ok Enguarde, just wait here (jumps onto K Rool isles)

Enguarde: Aww… Do I have to?

Diddy: Sorry Enguarde (Jumps onto K Rool isles) but we're going to need to get home when we rescue Candy & Dixie.

Enguarde: Sigh all right.

DK: Come on little buddy!

Enguarde: OK!

DK: Not you, you idiot.

Enguarde: Aww…

Diddy: I'm coming Dixie!

DK: Don't worry Candy. You won't be a damsel in distress much longer!

Meanwhile…

Klump: LADIES & GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO OUR ANNUAL DANCE RECITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K Roo: Thank yo… IT'S A SACRIFICE YOU IDOIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Klump: Whoops. What I meant to say was… WELCOME TO OUR Err, SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & HERE'S YOUR HOST… K ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K Rool: (Comes down on a rope) Thank you!!! Thank you!!! Now, before we begin, let us introduce our little gARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some random kremling: What's a gARGH?

Another random kremling: Dunno.

Narrator: The rope K Rool is hanging on swings left & right. When he finally lets go, he goes flying towards some very unfortunate Kremlings.

K Rool: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrAsH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet another random kremling: Groan I think all of my bones are broken.

K Rool: (Runs back down to the stadium) ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE IN OUR STADIUM, THE VERY LOSERS THAT WILL BE SACRIFICED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: (rope lowers with Candy & Dixie tied to it)

Meanwhile…

DK: how are we gonna get in?

Diddy: Aha! (Points at a box of fireworks)

DK: Nice! (Grins)

Meanwhile…

K Rool: Don't you just hate them! They're so…

BANG!!!

K Rool: WHAT THE? SOMEONE GO & SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some random kremling: I WILL! (Runs to the door)

DK: Shh! Someone's coming!

Diddy: Perfect (grins)
Some random kremling: WHO'S OUT… AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: ATTACK! (Jumps on him)

Some random kremling: OW!

Diddy: TAKE THIS! (Continously bounces on him)

Some random kremling: NOOOO! (Knocks out)

Diddy: Yep, I think he's unconscious!

DK: Nice plan! (Goes towards front door)

Diddy: (follows)

DK: A stadium?

Diddy: I wonder what they're doing.

DK: Shh! I hear chanting!

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Candy: Why, they don't even know how to treat a lady!

Dixie: MEANIES!!!!!!!!!!!

K Rool: Oh, I'm so offended! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, let's have our music!

Narrrator: Some scary music starts playing, but then…

GO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU'RE BURNING UP THE QUATER MILE! GREASE LIGHTNING! GO GREASE LIGHTNING!

K Rool: WHAT THE?

Candy: Hey, I love this song! (Starts doing the dance to it)

Dixie: Cool! (Joins in)

Narrator: All of the kremlings start dancing like lunatics.

K Rool: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

Silence

Candy & Dixie: Aww…

K Rool: FORGOT THE MUSIC!

Meanwhile…

DK: How are we gonna get in?

Diddy: Look! (Points to a stack of barrels next to the stadium)

DK: How coincidental…

Diddy: Come on! (Starts climbing the stack of barrels)

DK: (Joins in) Man, this is high up! If we fall, we'll probably die!

Diddy: Yikes.

DK: Hey look!

Diddy: Hey! There's Candy & Dixie!

DK: But what's going on?

K Rool: Before our little sacrifice…

DK & Diddy: SACRIFICE!?!?!?

K Rool: Would our little friends like to give some last words?

Dixie & Candy: (Look at each other) yes, we do.

K Rool: Very well. BUT HURRY UP!

Dixie: Diddy, I know you won't hear this, but I just want to say… I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!

Diddy: (faints)

DK: DIDDY! (Just grabs Diddy) You could have died if I hadn't grabbed you! (Pulls him up)

K Rool: How touching… (Laughs) your turn. (Points at Candy)

Candy: Donkey, how I wish you could hear me, but I'll say this anyway. I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! Even in death, you'll always have a place in my heart!

DK: (Faints)

Diddy: DK! (Grabs DK)

DK: Thanks little buddy!

Diddy: (Looks like he's about to explode) No… problem… now… get… up…

DK: (Gets up) Sorry.

Diddy: I can't believe it! She really loves me!

DK: Even in death…

K Rool: Oh, how sickening!

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K Rool: Oh, Diddy, you're so sweet! Donkey, I love you! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF MY DIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

DK: We need a plan…

K Rool: Anyway. Snigger Let the sacrifice begin!

Narrator: About two hundred Klap traps & one hundred & fifty Klampons go after Candy & Dixie.

Candy & Dixie: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: Ok, here' the plan… DIDDY!?

Diddy: (Jumps on the rope K Rool used) Sorry DK, but I'm not going to let a finger be laid on Dixie!

DK: DIDDY NO!

Narrator: Diddy starts to swing down.

K Rool: WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dixie: DIDDY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

K Rool: WHAT IS THAT LITTLE RUNT DOING HERE!?!!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Klump: & THERE'S THE BIG ONE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Points at DK)

DK: Uh oh…

Diddy: I'M COMING! (Grabs who he thinks is Dixie) DON'T WORRY DIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dixie: DIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: What… AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Only just realises that he is holding a klampon)

Narrator: The Klampon then bites his tail, causing Diddy to let go of him & the rope.

Diddy: YOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fortunately, his tail grabs onto the rope)

Narrator: Then, he starts to spin around the stadium.

Diddy: Oh brother, I don't think I want to survive this!

Dixie: (Speechless)

Diddy: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Crashes into about fifty kremlings)

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GERROF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: Groan Must save Dixie… BUT I CAN'T CONTOL THIS STUPID ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Diddy starts to go towards Candy & Dixie…

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: Finally.

Candy: Err.

Diddy: Whoops, wrong one. (Puts Candy back where she was & picks up Dixie)

Dixie: (Still speechless)

Diddy: (Goes back to the side of the stadium, & gives the rope to DK)

DK: Thanks…

Diddy: We better get out of here, Dixie!

Dixie: (Lost for words)

DK: I'm COMING CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts to swing down)

K Rool: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Klap Traps & Klampons start to hit DK, causing him to swing left & right & go forward at the same time.

DK: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Just misses Candy) RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Candy: Be careful, Honey!

DK: I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Still going out of control) OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Crashes into Candy)

Candy: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K Rool: Oh brother… (Punches DK & Candy really hard, causing the rope to spin vertically around the stadium)

DK & Candy: YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: (Unaware of what's going on) Easy, easy. WHAT THE??? YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: DK & Candy crash into Diddy & Dixie, which causes them to join them spinning like mad!

All Kongs: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: All of them let go of the rope, which makes them go flying…

All Kongs: YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: Great, we've landed in a Dumpster.

DK: Err Diddy, we're in a kitchen.

Some random kremling dressed as a chef: HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kicks all four of them out)

DK: YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dixie: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: Groan We're in another kitchen.

DK: Actually Diddy, we're in a Dumpster.

Diddy: Oh...

Dixie: Oh Diddy…

Diddy: Err, yes?

Narrator: She starts to pound him like mad.

Author: WHAT! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Of course, when I say pounding, I mean kissing.

Author: (embarrassed) Sorry, carry on.

Diddy: (Goes redder than his cap)

Candy: Oh Donkey!

DK: ?

Candy: COME HERE YOU!!!!! (Starts to do the same)

Dixie: (Finally stops kissing Diddy)

Diddy: (Starts to feel guilty) I don't know how you can like me Dixie… I forgot four dates in a row, & I'm such an idiot.

Dixie: Diddy, no matter what you do, I'll always love you! (Wraps her arms around Diddy)

DK: But he's got a point. We're just not good enough…

Candy: Well for one thing, Dixie missed you like mad Diddy, in fact, she even burst into tears about it!

Dixie: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: (Speechless)

Candy: & Donkey, I missed you just as much!

DK: (Speechless)

K Rool: Sorry to ruin such a beautiful moment… (smirks)

DK: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: HOW DARE YOU TREAT DIXIE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: & THAT GOES FOR CANDY AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K Rool: Well, we decided we needed some entertainment, so…

Diddy: YOU WANTED TO KILL THEM JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Goes towards K Rool & starts to fight)

Diddy: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANY WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Joins in)

Narrator: The fight goes on…

Dixie: IT'S TIME FOR REVNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Joins in)

Candy: IT'S SLAPPING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Joins in)

Narrator: DK is punching K Rool, Candy is slapping him. Diddy & Dixie keep running towards him, but keep on bouncing off.

Diddy: I've got an idea! Get on my back Dixie!

Dixie: Err, ok… (Gets on)

Diddy: Ready?

Dixie: Aha. Now I see what you're doing!

Diddy: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Throws Dixie at K Rool)

Author: Recognise that one?

K Rool: OW!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits Dixie)

Dixie: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diddy: WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Somersaults over K Rool, grabs his crown, then pushes it into him.

K Rool: YARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dixie: My hero!
Diddy: (Goes redder than his cap again)
DK: I've saved the best one till last, you fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (punches K Rool ten times harder then he punched Candy & DK earlier)
K Rool: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (unconscious)
Diddy: (Writes "This space for rent" on K Rool)
Candy: You're just as strong as you ever were, Donkey!

DK: (Blushes) heh heh. Yeah.
Diddy: Let's go home now. I'm exhausted.
DK: HEY! WHERE'S ENGUARDE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Look, there's a note! (Reads) Dear DK & Diddy, I am getting bored now, so I decided to go home. Good luck finding a way home! Yours truly, Enguarde.
DK: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET…
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ????????
Narrator: The incredibly sluggish plane crashes into the island, & unfortunately, it's still up & running…
Candy: Hey, we can use that plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK & Diddy: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two days later…
Dixie: So that's why you didn't want to use it.
DK: WHERE IS THAT SWORDFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: Don't worry Donkey. It may have lasted for ages, but I enjoyed it!

Dixie: So, how about a date, sweetie?
Diddy: Sure!
Dixie: Please don't be late, whatever you do.
Diddy: Don't worry, I won't
Dixie: Where should we go?
Diddy: Lets watch the sunset!
Dixie: Oh Diddy, you really know how to make a girl happy!
DK: So Candy...
Candy: I'd love to DK!
DK: Err, shall we watch the sunset as well. BUT NOT in the same place, of course.
Candy: Sure Donkey. (Kisses DK)
Dixie: See you tomorrow, Diddy! (kisses Diddy)
 Diddy: Isaac Newton discovered gravity when an apple fell on his head!!!!!!!!!!!! If something's hard it's not worth doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maths is impossible!!!!!!!!!! 
Everyone: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: So Dk & Diddy managed to save their love intrests & knock K Rool out with the help of Candy & Dixie. They swore an oath that they would never forget a date again. But on their next dates, they were half an hour early just so they would be ready. So then they had to swear an oath that they would never be more than ten minutes early. Either way, life went back to normal. Lanky still said Lagoo about fifty times a day, Funky fixed the other planes, Cranky still went on about how video games thirty years ago were better, Chunky never did anything right & Kiddy never said anything that made sense. & That's just how DK & Diddy liked it.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Three possible answers… Manky (enemy from DKC), Swanky & Wrinkly (she's dead, but she is a ghost!)
This chapter took me about four hours to write!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't do them five hours in a row, but it took me a while!!!!!!! I hope you liked my first fan fic, I plan to make my next one a Sonic one. I'm a huge fan of DKC, so expect lot's of DKC fanfics from me. I just hope they get a satisfactory amount of reviews. Please can everyone who's already reviewed this fanfic review this chapter & say what you think of the story as a whole. Thanks J
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THANKS FOR READING!!!!!!!!!!!!