10 ways to tell if you're obsessed with Freddy Krueger.

Here is a creative list that I dreamed up when trying to overcome this horrendous writers block. Hope you enjoy it.

You can't see Freddy vs. Jason the day it comes out and you find yourself writing fanfics about Freddy to make up for it and keep Freddy happy with you.

You make (or have made) your own Freddy mask and glove.

You own every piece of Freddy merchandise that you've found.

Every time you watch a Nightmare movie, you wear (or would wear if you had them) the sweater, glove, and hat.

You own the Nightmare on Elm Street box set.

You hate Jason, Michael Myers, Chucky, with a passion.

You commit all of Freddy's one-liners to memory.

You take it as a personal insult whenever someone insults Freddy.

You want Robert Englund to sign your Freddy glove. Only, you want him too sign it as Freddy.

You're reading this fic.

There's the list, hope you like it. As I said before, I would be most
interested as to how many of these things you do, want, or relate to,
tell me in your review. In case you're wondering, I fit all of these.