Raven: YAAAAAAAY!!!! Only four more exams to go! Then I'm free, okay you must be thinking if my exams are here why aren't I studying, well it so happens that this is a VERY good idea, so im typing it down before it vanishes.
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Prelude:
"Duo! Don't eat too much ice cream" Quatre said like a worried mother.
"Oh shut up Winner and let the ice-cream deprived boy be happy" Wufei said with a smile. It had been quite a while since he came up with a good plan, and this was probably the best ever. It was a cold windy night and they were forcing Duo to eat bowls upon bowls of Ice-cream, then he would lock him in the cold attic with a blanket, the next morning, with the grace of God and night long of prayers, he will get sick, and when Duo gets sick, he talks VERYYYY little. All that ice-cream just to shut him up.
I now pronounce you, Husband and Wife
NEXT MORNING
"Ohh! I don't feel so good" Duo said in a barely audible voice getting up in the attic, which was frozen, his nose was blue and he was shivering. Meanwhile…
"OHH! I feel so good this morning" Wufei said getting up happily, skipping while he was going to free the poor frozen Duo.
"Wufei!" Duo squeaked "I don't feel good"
"And you don't smell good either" Wufei said, "Go take a bath; it'll 'cool' you down"
It was a regular day like any other day at the Winner's mansion, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, Quatre was smiling; Wufei was sharpening, with the perfect soldier scowling, Trowa Barton lounging, and Duo Maxwell bathing with a terrible cold.
'Man this is boring' Duo thought to himself in the bathroom under the water, 'I mean come on, the same old water, same old everything, my head hurts and my nose is closed, and my ears are plugged, I need to cheer up' he thought to himself with devious smirk.
All was peaceful and calm until the god of death decided to entertain himself by playing a song on his stereo (which had woofers). But entertainment was not only the main objective of Duo Maxwell, Nooooooo! He did the thing he most enjoys doing, annoying people. Quickly thinking of a nice song everyone enjoys, especially Heero, he slipped in a CD playing 'Hero' (Enrique) Duo turned the volume up, very up. So that he could hear the music.
"WOULD YOU DANCE, IF I ASKED YOU TO DANCE, WOULD RUN, AND NEVER LOOK BACK"
Outside the reactions were worth while watching, Quatre was the one who discovered this song and for a change HE decided to bug Heero with it. Anyway, Quatre was drinking tea and sitting on the couch with Trowa who was reading a book, when he, or rather everyone heard the song coming from the room of Duo Maxwell, he chocked, and spit the tea out, yes! All onto Trowa who just sat there T____T! Wufei just snickered, and his grin got bigger and bigger as Heero got redder and redder when Duo continued on with the song.
"I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY, I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN"
"I WILL STAND BY YOU FOR EVER, YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATHE AWAY"
Duo sang along in his awful voice, but it seemed to hit the spot as someone downstairs was about to take somebody's breathe away, NO! Not in a romantic way, by strangling.
Suddenly the song stopped, silence prevailed, but Quatre was about to explode, so was Heero,
"Well don't just sit there giggling like ninny's, go ahead before I change my mind" Heero said in fury only to be interrupted by Quatre's giggles, which dissolved into laughter with the rest of the boys. Heero meanwhile clenched his fist and made a mental note to get rid of this pest known as Duo Maxwell. Meanwhile this pest known as Duo Maxwell was laughing so hard in the bathroom that he was chocking on the sink on the second floor.
Then came the knock that changed the history of A.C 197 forever. Or maybe the G-boys history.
Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!
A VERY irritate Hero, sorry I mean, Heero got up, opening the door, or rather nearly ripping it apart he answered it with his standard welcome Death glare©
"Yeah! What do you want?" He snapped. Four big guys nearly 6ft and 5inches in black suit looked around to see who spoke.
"HEY! DOWN HERE" Heero yelled, the four very big guys looked down at him as if he were an ant. It bothered Heero a lot, who was suddenly feeling small.
"Are you Heero Yuy!" One of them asked.
"Yeah!"
"FBI! You're an illegal citizen without a nationality, I'm sorry but we'll have to deport you" The guy said holding out his badge in front of Heero who looked shocked. Then said "Damn it"
FLASHBACK
Dr J was telling Heero last minute advises.
"Heero, remember to get a nationality wherever you decide to stay, otherwise the intelligence wipes you out an ant out of the country, if you stay there for more than a year" Dr.J said. Unfortunately, Heero didn't pay much attention to him, as he was well aware that he was going to die, but he did get the nationality for America. Hew very well remembers the office where he got it from,
(A/N: I don't know where you get the nationality from; this is made up stuff okay)
The lady refused to give him his nationality that was until she met his gun. She was more than happy to give it to Heero.
FLASHBACK ENDS
"You have one week to get out" With that said the four big guys left in a limo leaving a still shocked Heero behind. Quatre had come up and listened to what he had said.
"Heero" He began, "You okay"
Meanwhile Heero thought of all the opportunities he could get with going away! But then this was an insult, he was a citizen, legal citizen. Sighing and deciding that it would hurt his pride to go away, he decided to stay. But how could he, he wanted to stay, well; he was too hungry to think now.
Heero had decided to go away then, but still kept wishing something would stop him. He loved all the ammunition and gun shops here. He was taking a stroll after Duo kept bugging him. He went to the office to see that cursed lady who gave him his nationality card, she had left after the day encountering Heero. Heero opened the door to see everything dark, as he reached to the switch to turn on the light a loud yell came...
"SURPRISE" all the other G-boys said. There was a banner saying, Farewell our good friend.
"You guys actually want me to go" Heero said.
"NO! I tried everything to get you a nationality right now but the offices won't respond, I sent every kind of letters and everything saying you're legal but they just don't give a DAMN" Quatre yelled. Heero looked shocked, again, for the second time.
Just then another knock came. It was the four big guys again.
"We are here to pick you up" One of them big dudes said.
"But you said one week" Heero replied.
"Yeah well, the authorities changed the date, your car awaits" he said pointing to wards the limo.
"Okay well bye! Bye" He said to the guys picking up his suddenly packed stuff??????
Heero eagerly stepped out the door when Quatre got in his way
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he yelled "He can't go"
"Why not???" The four guys and Heero asked in union
"Uhh…Well…" Quatre trailed off
"Because he's getting married" Trowa said.
"Oh yeah? To who"
Just then the squeaky voiced Duo came down with his hair open making him look like a girl.
"Wufei" He said in a rather girly voice, well it hurts while he talked so that's why he sounded like a girl "Have you seen my hair brush"
"To her" Trowa said pointing towards Duo. Who turned around and waved. Wufei grabbed Duo by the hair and dragged him into the kitchen, there he told him what to do, and that was to act like Heero's Girlfriend.
"OH HEERO HONEY!" Duo said in a shrilly voice coming over to Heero and hugging his arm, "HOW ARE YOU" he said, Heero looked nervous and blushed,
"We're getting married on Saturday" Quatre said without thinking.
"Oh! Well congratulations" they turned to go away, and before closing the door they said "We'll be there"
Looks of horror appeared on Heero and Duo's face. Turning around to face the blonde with look of rage in their eyes, they shouted at him
"QUATRE RABERBA WINNER, WHAT IN NINE HELLS WERE YOU THINKING!"
"Well! TROWA SAID YOU WERE GONNA GET MARRIED" Quatre yelled.
"TROWA BARTON" The three yelled in union.
Trowa just whistled. Receiving death glare's he said, "Okay! I got a plan, we'll get a fake priest, and with fake priest the marriage is not really a marriage right"
"Right" Heero and Duo said.
"Then it's all settled" Trowa said.
"Yeah well why do I have to be the bride" Duo squeaked. They all gave him obvious glares. Heero just blushed.
"OH YEAH! WELL WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING DRESS" Duo yelled. The others grinned and grinned like the Cheshire cat. Heero fainted because of all the embarrassment followed by Duo next to him.
Raven: Okay! Will they go through the wedding, what will Duo wear, Will Heero survive all this. Who are they gonna invite. Remember THIS IS NOT YAOI! NO NOTHING DISGUSTING OR UNMORAL!