Splash and Bash
A/N: Hey. Well thanks to everyone who reviewed! I appreciate it!
Rating: Pg13 for now...
Disclaimer: If you give me Spike, Joss, I promise to take really good care of him! Promise! lol. By the way, in this chapter, the "Caught that huh?" From Miss Calendar. I just used it for B/S.
Summary: Buffy Summers- an upcoming model in the business is hired to do an intimate photo-shoot with Spike Johnson- the hottest thing in music. They will be Queen and King of the year but does hatred and desire turn them into the couple of the year? B/S
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Buffy was sure she got to the Spa and pool place early. She wanted to get dressed and made sure she looked good in her bathing suit. She also made sure what the hell she was doing there, and what the shots will be like. Plus, some little voice in the back of her mind wanted to talk to Spike and apologize for last night. Okay, all of her mind wanted to apologize and talk to him. Why couldn't she get him out of her mind since their fight?! She was so lost in her thoughts when she entered the place she didn't realize she knocked some poor guy down.
" Oh gosh! I'm so sorry! Let me help you up!" Buffy said as she extended her hand to the skinny, spiked hair blonde kid. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" Buffy asked remembering his face.
"It was my fault, really. I'm Andrew." The little man said taking her hand and standing up, smiling a lot.
" Umm...doesn't ring a bell." Buffy said giving him a sympathetic look.
" The refreshment guy. Xander introduced us the other day." Andrew said beaming.
" Oh, I remember. Nice to meet you....again." Buffy said .
" Same here. You know, I'm a really big fan of yours. I have all of your interviews on video tape and I love watching your shows, and I have some pictures you took in last seasons 'Vogue.' I'm quite a collector of your work, almost as big as Star Wars." Andrew said sliding his hands in his pockets.
" Thanks. Its nice to know your a fan. I have to go or I'll be late. I'll see you around Andrew." Buffy said, almost getting away.
" Oh, yeah. Sure, no problem. Wouldn't want to hold you up. Must say, I love the work your doing now the most. This whole thing. I love you and Spike together, you two heat up the room, past room temperture, if you know what I'm saying. You are the perfect couple!" Andrew yelled after her, making her stop in her tracks.
" What?! Oh, well I'm flattered, really. But, Spike and I aren't a couple! Were not together." Buffy said turning to face him again.
" Oh, well I still think you look good together. Have to go now, Xander needs fresh coffee. Bye!" Andrew shouted running off and knocking into someone else.
"Weird kid...." Buffy mumbled to herself as she ran to the back room where the shoot would be taking place.
She entered quickly and started searching for Spike, but no luck. She sighed a few minutes later, and walked off to Xander to see if he knew where he was.
" Hey Xan, did you see Spike here yet?" Buffy asked him walking around the huge, in -ground pool.
" No I haven't. I'm telling you, if Captain Peroxide doesn't get here soon hes going to ruin the whole schedule for today." Xander said nervously searching the crowd for him.
" I'm sure he'll turn up soon. If you see him, can you tell him I need to talk to him please?" Buffy asked him.
" Yeah sure. He's got two minutes to get his butt down here or I'm sending someone to get him!" Xander said as Buffy grew an idea.
" I'll get him! I mean, I think I left something in my room and since were in the same hotel...then I could bring him down here." Buffy said making an excuse and lying.
" Well...sure. Thanks Buff. You have 40 mintues to get back here." Xander said as he walked off. He was starting to grow a good friendship with her.
'Yes! Go Buffy, Go Buffy!' Buffy said swirling around-dancing until she remembered what she had to do.' Right, get Spike first, dance later.' Buffys mind told her as she rushed out of the building.
She dove into the limo as it drove away fastly. When they arrived at the hotel she thanked the driver and told him to wait for a while. She walked in the elevator and stepped out into their hallway as she spotted his room.
'Here goes.' Buffy said knocking on the door a couple of times. No one answered. She tried the handle and noticed the door was unlocked. 'He left his door unlocked! Thats so like..Spike!' She thought as she pondered whether or not to walk in or not. 'Hell, if he leaves his door open then why shouldn't I? Besides, I need to get him to work....' Buffy thought as she breathed heavily and popped her head into his room.
"Hello? Spike? Are you here?" Buffy whispered looking around his nicely furnished place. Very different from hers. His had black leather couches, and pretty much everything was black. He must have requested it that way. She didn't spot him, so she decided to walk in completely. Besides, he probably wasn't home anyway.
She turned the corner in his living room into another room....his bedroom! He wasn't there. She was about to leave when she heard someone from the other room heading towards her.
'Oh shit!' Buffy thought as she jumped in his closet, peering out the cracks to see who it was. A figure entered the room. Buffy turned her head more to see who it was....it was Spike!
'What do I do?! I can't come out, then he'll know I was hiding in his closet, too many questions, and too embarassing! Okay, I'll just....wait in here until he goes away. Yeah.' Buffy thought, her palms getting sweaty. Suddenly, she heard Spike talking.
" Bloody hell! Its 8:30. Oh well, I'll make the wanker and bint wait. Then again, she'll get angrier at me. Wait why do I bloody care what she thinks?! No, let her wait." Spike said, obviously thinking out loud.
'He...he can't just not care what I think! Why do I care what he thinks?! Why does that bother me? That son of a-' Buffy sneered in her head. But suddenly her thoughts got interrupted by Spike.
He removed his shirt and was heading towards the closet to get a new one! 'Hes coming this way! Ah!!' Buffy screamed trying to move but there was no room. He lifted his hand to the sliding door and slid it carefully to reveal a woman clenching her teeth and shutting her eyes tightly.
"Ah!" Spike yelled startled picking up the woman, not seeing who it was, and throwing her on his bed, with his arms grasping hers above her head. Her eyes flew open in shock and embarassment. Spike then realized who it was.
"Summers?! What the bloody hell are you doing here?! In my hotel room, in my bedroom....in my closet! Were you watching me?!" Spike shouted in disbelief and confusion.
" Spike, hey...you! By the way, your doors unlocked." Buffy said changing the topic on hand, so she would avoid any questions.
"Oh yeah, I left it open so pretty, annoying blondes could sneak in my room, and go through my things, scare the daylights out of me, and end up on my bed." Spike said sarcastically.
" Well...I uh- see, theres a good reason for all of this. Your going to laugh really. You see I was....wait.... Pretty?" Buffy asked softening her tone. Spike smiled.
" Caught that, huh?" Spike said as they smiled at eachother for a few minutes. " So, what are you doing?" Spike asked.
" I would tell you, but your cutting off my circulation and....ow." Buffy said looking at his hands, which were still clasped to hers tightly. Spike removed his hands immediately and his eyes grew gentle.
" Sorry about that. Didn't know you were...you." Spike said standing up on the floor, and pulling her up, to his bare chest, on him close. "Then again, I would of probably still done it." Spike said smirking. Buffy smiled softly and began to rub her wrists.
" Well your strong, I'll give you that." Buffy said still soothing her wrists. Spike looked down at them, took her hands in his and brought them up to his face and kissed them gently.
" Sorry,luv. I would of done it gentler, if I knew you didn't like it rough." Spike smirked. They stood there smiling at eachother for minutes. Spike waited for her to say something, but not a word came. He waited for her to move, but she just stood there, looking in his eyes.
"So whats your excuse?" Spike whispered breaking ths silence, and making small talk.
" What?" Buffy whispered shaking her head in confusion.
" Are you playing hooky too, pet?" Spike asked as a lightbulb went off in Buffy's head.
" Oh no. Uh... I went to work, but you weren't there. So Xander sent someone to come get you...." Buffy said remembering what she came here for.
" And the whelp forced you to." Spike said.
" Yeah, er...no. I kind of.....volunteered." Buffy said dropping her eyes to the floor in embarassment, waiting for his questions, or stupid remark.
" Why? To punch me in the nose again? Or to criticize me like last night?" Spike asked, causing Buffy to turn around away from his face.
" No.I actually wanted to talk to you and apologize for that." Buffy said crossing her arms over her chest. Spike grabbed her shoulders and turned her around to him again.
" Is that right?" He asked confused. Buffy shook her head 'yes.'
" Kind of realized you didn't deserve it. It took some serious best friend talk though." Buffy joked.
" You talked about me?" Spike asked flattered.
" Caught that, huh?" Buffy said as he leaned down further to her. All she wanted right then was to kiss him...'Wait! Not kiss, didn't think that!' Buffy thought.
" We should go then." Spike said matter- of -factly.
"Definetely." Buffy repeated after him. Neither of the two moved. They just seemed to be getting closer. Just then, they both jumped back, realizing what was going to happen.
"I-you-we... didn't, weren't going to... we should go!" Spike shouted knocking back into his dressor. Buffy smacked her head.
" Definetely! Going! I'll be waiting in the limo!" Buffy said covering her eyes and rushing out of his room. She ran straight down the stairs, and didn't take the elevator. She ran all the way into the limo.
'Oh God! Oh no,no!Didn't, I mean, we, I, him, we weren't going to...kiss!! Okay, okay, we maybe would of...is that a bad thing? His lips on mine, in a passionate sense? ...Of course it is! Ew! No! Can't happen again! Won't happen again. Wait Buffy! Don't sweat it. Nothing happened, it didn't happen. Calm down. Why did I want it to happen?! I wanted to kiss him so bad!' Buffy screamed in her head, as she began to breathe rapidly.
A few minutes later, Spike entered the limo.With a shirt and everything. All ready to go. Buffy slid over so they wouldn't have to talk much...about what DIDN'T happen.
'Oh man, Spike. I really done it now. I almost kissed her. Buffy! The girl I hate! The girl I despise, the girl thats annoying, sarcastic, bitchy, the girl I couldn't get out of my head since you met her! She was in my room! My bedroom! I should of just kissed her, God I wanted to so bad! I should of just took her! God she makes me crazy! One minute I want to strangle her, the next I want to..to..kiss her senseless! Get a grip, nothing happened. Calm down.' Spike thought as the limo began to drive off.
" So are we late, luv?" Spike asked trying to calm both of them down from earlier. Buffy snapped her head over to him and got choked up.
" No we still got some time left." Buffy managed to say, while fidgeting with her hands.
" Good. Uh... did you ever do a photo shoot in a pool before?" He asked hoping he would get more out of her. She turned to him again.
" No I haven't! Geez! Whats with the third degree, pal?!" Buffy yelled as Spike moved away from her, scared she was going crazy. She would rather hate him then be awkward around him.
" Have you flipped your bloody bird?!" Spike yelled back at her.
" What is with these metaphors?! You English......people! A bird? I don't own a bird!" Buffy screamed, apparently loosing it from all the stress of the two.
" Its just an expression! Buffy are you alright?" Spike asked toning down.
" Fine, I'm fine. Sorry, just a little..." Buffy began.
" Crazy?!" Spike asked. Buffy shot him a look. The limo stopped, they had arrived at the location.
" Lets just...get this over with." Buffy said as he got out of the limo. She ran inside faster than anything, leaving Spike in confusion and awe behind her, wondering what he had done wrong.
"Oh, this will be bloody fun!" Spike said angrily to himself as he slammed through the door to the S&P.
" Oh this will be fun!" Buffy said to herself as she walked into the back room to do the shoot.
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TBC.....
Please Review!!!!
A/N: Hey. Well thanks to everyone who reviewed! I appreciate it!
Rating: Pg13 for now...
Disclaimer: If you give me Spike, Joss, I promise to take really good care of him! Promise! lol. By the way, in this chapter, the "Caught that huh?" From Miss Calendar. I just used it for B/S.
Summary: Buffy Summers- an upcoming model in the business is hired to do an intimate photo-shoot with Spike Johnson- the hottest thing in music. They will be Queen and King of the year but does hatred and desire turn them into the couple of the year? B/S
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Buffy was sure she got to the Spa and pool place early. She wanted to get dressed and made sure she looked good in her bathing suit. She also made sure what the hell she was doing there, and what the shots will be like. Plus, some little voice in the back of her mind wanted to talk to Spike and apologize for last night. Okay, all of her mind wanted to apologize and talk to him. Why couldn't she get him out of her mind since their fight?! She was so lost in her thoughts when she entered the place she didn't realize she knocked some poor guy down.
" Oh gosh! I'm so sorry! Let me help you up!" Buffy said as she extended her hand to the skinny, spiked hair blonde kid. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" Buffy asked remembering his face.
"It was my fault, really. I'm Andrew." The little man said taking her hand and standing up, smiling a lot.
" Umm...doesn't ring a bell." Buffy said giving him a sympathetic look.
" The refreshment guy. Xander introduced us the other day." Andrew said beaming.
" Oh, I remember. Nice to meet you....again." Buffy said .
" Same here. You know, I'm a really big fan of yours. I have all of your interviews on video tape and I love watching your shows, and I have some pictures you took in last seasons 'Vogue.' I'm quite a collector of your work, almost as big as Star Wars." Andrew said sliding his hands in his pockets.
" Thanks. Its nice to know your a fan. I have to go or I'll be late. I'll see you around Andrew." Buffy said, almost getting away.
" Oh, yeah. Sure, no problem. Wouldn't want to hold you up. Must say, I love the work your doing now the most. This whole thing. I love you and Spike together, you two heat up the room, past room temperture, if you know what I'm saying. You are the perfect couple!" Andrew yelled after her, making her stop in her tracks.
" What?! Oh, well I'm flattered, really. But, Spike and I aren't a couple! Were not together." Buffy said turning to face him again.
" Oh, well I still think you look good together. Have to go now, Xander needs fresh coffee. Bye!" Andrew shouted running off and knocking into someone else.
"Weird kid...." Buffy mumbled to herself as she ran to the back room where the shoot would be taking place.
She entered quickly and started searching for Spike, but no luck. She sighed a few minutes later, and walked off to Xander to see if he knew where he was.
" Hey Xan, did you see Spike here yet?" Buffy asked him walking around the huge, in -ground pool.
" No I haven't. I'm telling you, if Captain Peroxide doesn't get here soon hes going to ruin the whole schedule for today." Xander said nervously searching the crowd for him.
" I'm sure he'll turn up soon. If you see him, can you tell him I need to talk to him please?" Buffy asked him.
" Yeah sure. He's got two minutes to get his butt down here or I'm sending someone to get him!" Xander said as Buffy grew an idea.
" I'll get him! I mean, I think I left something in my room and since were in the same hotel...then I could bring him down here." Buffy said making an excuse and lying.
" Well...sure. Thanks Buff. You have 40 mintues to get back here." Xander said as he walked off. He was starting to grow a good friendship with her.
'Yes! Go Buffy, Go Buffy!' Buffy said swirling around-dancing until she remembered what she had to do.' Right, get Spike first, dance later.' Buffys mind told her as she rushed out of the building.
She dove into the limo as it drove away fastly. When they arrived at the hotel she thanked the driver and told him to wait for a while. She walked in the elevator and stepped out into their hallway as she spotted his room.
'Here goes.' Buffy said knocking on the door a couple of times. No one answered. She tried the handle and noticed the door was unlocked. 'He left his door unlocked! Thats so like..Spike!' She thought as she pondered whether or not to walk in or not. 'Hell, if he leaves his door open then why shouldn't I? Besides, I need to get him to work....' Buffy thought as she breathed heavily and popped her head into his room.
"Hello? Spike? Are you here?" Buffy whispered looking around his nicely furnished place. Very different from hers. His had black leather couches, and pretty much everything was black. He must have requested it that way. She didn't spot him, so she decided to walk in completely. Besides, he probably wasn't home anyway.
She turned the corner in his living room into another room....his bedroom! He wasn't there. She was about to leave when she heard someone from the other room heading towards her.
'Oh shit!' Buffy thought as she jumped in his closet, peering out the cracks to see who it was. A figure entered the room. Buffy turned her head more to see who it was....it was Spike!
'What do I do?! I can't come out, then he'll know I was hiding in his closet, too many questions, and too embarassing! Okay, I'll just....wait in here until he goes away. Yeah.' Buffy thought, her palms getting sweaty. Suddenly, she heard Spike talking.
" Bloody hell! Its 8:30. Oh well, I'll make the wanker and bint wait. Then again, she'll get angrier at me. Wait why do I bloody care what she thinks?! No, let her wait." Spike said, obviously thinking out loud.
'He...he can't just not care what I think! Why do I care what he thinks?! Why does that bother me? That son of a-' Buffy sneered in her head. But suddenly her thoughts got interrupted by Spike.
He removed his shirt and was heading towards the closet to get a new one! 'Hes coming this way! Ah!!' Buffy screamed trying to move but there was no room. He lifted his hand to the sliding door and slid it carefully to reveal a woman clenching her teeth and shutting her eyes tightly.
"Ah!" Spike yelled startled picking up the woman, not seeing who it was, and throwing her on his bed, with his arms grasping hers above her head. Her eyes flew open in shock and embarassment. Spike then realized who it was.
"Summers?! What the bloody hell are you doing here?! In my hotel room, in my bedroom....in my closet! Were you watching me?!" Spike shouted in disbelief and confusion.
" Spike, hey...you! By the way, your doors unlocked." Buffy said changing the topic on hand, so she would avoid any questions.
"Oh yeah, I left it open so pretty, annoying blondes could sneak in my room, and go through my things, scare the daylights out of me, and end up on my bed." Spike said sarcastically.
" Well...I uh- see, theres a good reason for all of this. Your going to laugh really. You see I was....wait.... Pretty?" Buffy asked softening her tone. Spike smiled.
" Caught that, huh?" Spike said as they smiled at eachother for a few minutes. " So, what are you doing?" Spike asked.
" I would tell you, but your cutting off my circulation and....ow." Buffy said looking at his hands, which were still clasped to hers tightly. Spike removed his hands immediately and his eyes grew gentle.
" Sorry about that. Didn't know you were...you." Spike said standing up on the floor, and pulling her up, to his bare chest, on him close. "Then again, I would of probably still done it." Spike said smirking. Buffy smiled softly and began to rub her wrists.
" Well your strong, I'll give you that." Buffy said still soothing her wrists. Spike looked down at them, took her hands in his and brought them up to his face and kissed them gently.
" Sorry,luv. I would of done it gentler, if I knew you didn't like it rough." Spike smirked. They stood there smiling at eachother for minutes. Spike waited for her to say something, but not a word came. He waited for her to move, but she just stood there, looking in his eyes.
"So whats your excuse?" Spike whispered breaking ths silence, and making small talk.
" What?" Buffy whispered shaking her head in confusion.
" Are you playing hooky too, pet?" Spike asked as a lightbulb went off in Buffy's head.
" Oh no. Uh... I went to work, but you weren't there. So Xander sent someone to come get you...." Buffy said remembering what she came here for.
" And the whelp forced you to." Spike said.
" Yeah, er...no. I kind of.....volunteered." Buffy said dropping her eyes to the floor in embarassment, waiting for his questions, or stupid remark.
" Why? To punch me in the nose again? Or to criticize me like last night?" Spike asked, causing Buffy to turn around away from his face.
" No.I actually wanted to talk to you and apologize for that." Buffy said crossing her arms over her chest. Spike grabbed her shoulders and turned her around to him again.
" Is that right?" He asked confused. Buffy shook her head 'yes.'
" Kind of realized you didn't deserve it. It took some serious best friend talk though." Buffy joked.
" You talked about me?" Spike asked flattered.
" Caught that, huh?" Buffy said as he leaned down further to her. All she wanted right then was to kiss him...'Wait! Not kiss, didn't think that!' Buffy thought.
" We should go then." Spike said matter- of -factly.
"Definetely." Buffy repeated after him. Neither of the two moved. They just seemed to be getting closer. Just then, they both jumped back, realizing what was going to happen.
"I-you-we... didn't, weren't going to... we should go!" Spike shouted knocking back into his dressor. Buffy smacked her head.
" Definetely! Going! I'll be waiting in the limo!" Buffy said covering her eyes and rushing out of his room. She ran straight down the stairs, and didn't take the elevator. She ran all the way into the limo.
'Oh God! Oh no,no!Didn't, I mean, we, I, him, we weren't going to...kiss!! Okay, okay, we maybe would of...is that a bad thing? His lips on mine, in a passionate sense? ...Of course it is! Ew! No! Can't happen again! Won't happen again. Wait Buffy! Don't sweat it. Nothing happened, it didn't happen. Calm down. Why did I want it to happen?! I wanted to kiss him so bad!' Buffy screamed in her head, as she began to breathe rapidly.
A few minutes later, Spike entered the limo.With a shirt and everything. All ready to go. Buffy slid over so they wouldn't have to talk much...about what DIDN'T happen.
'Oh man, Spike. I really done it now. I almost kissed her. Buffy! The girl I hate! The girl I despise, the girl thats annoying, sarcastic, bitchy, the girl I couldn't get out of my head since you met her! She was in my room! My bedroom! I should of just kissed her, God I wanted to so bad! I should of just took her! God she makes me crazy! One minute I want to strangle her, the next I want to..to..kiss her senseless! Get a grip, nothing happened. Calm down.' Spike thought as the limo began to drive off.
" So are we late, luv?" Spike asked trying to calm both of them down from earlier. Buffy snapped her head over to him and got choked up.
" No we still got some time left." Buffy managed to say, while fidgeting with her hands.
" Good. Uh... did you ever do a photo shoot in a pool before?" He asked hoping he would get more out of her. She turned to him again.
" No I haven't! Geez! Whats with the third degree, pal?!" Buffy yelled as Spike moved away from her, scared she was going crazy. She would rather hate him then be awkward around him.
" Have you flipped your bloody bird?!" Spike yelled back at her.
" What is with these metaphors?! You English......people! A bird? I don't own a bird!" Buffy screamed, apparently loosing it from all the stress of the two.
" Its just an expression! Buffy are you alright?" Spike asked toning down.
" Fine, I'm fine. Sorry, just a little..." Buffy began.
" Crazy?!" Spike asked. Buffy shot him a look. The limo stopped, they had arrived at the location.
" Lets just...get this over with." Buffy said as he got out of the limo. She ran inside faster than anything, leaving Spike in confusion and awe behind her, wondering what he had done wrong.
"Oh, this will be bloody fun!" Spike said angrily to himself as he slammed through the door to the S&P.
" Oh this will be fun!" Buffy said to herself as she walked into the back room to do the shoot.
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TBC.....
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