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I now pronounce you, Husband and Wife
When Heero and Duo had come around, the G-boys settled around the round table, it was another one of those official meetings when they have to discuss something serious, and indeed this was something serious. Quatre was in the middle (if there is a middle) sitting, next to him was Wufei who was next to Trowa that left the couple to-be-married next to each other. How ever, the looks they wore said they wanted to be anywhere but next to each other.
"I now bring this meeting to order" Quatre said holding his beloved spatula and banging it on the table like a judge.
"Quatre this isn't necessary you know!" Trowa said.
"Yeah I know, but its fun!" Quatre said happily.
"Can we get on with this already?" Said a bored Duo, whose hair was now neatly braided, Heero looked forlorn.
"Right! First where are we gonna get a fake priest?" Quatre said looking around.
This questions left the others thinking and they were thinking hard.
"Well the only fake priest we know is Maxwell" Wufei said eyeing Duo who raised his single eyebrow "But the problem is he'll be rather 'busy' at the moment" he said smirking.
"Don't make fun of me!" Duo said calmly "Otherwise I will be forced to eradicate you"
"Ohh! Someone learned a new word" Wufei said sounding impressed.
"Shut up you two" Heero snapped.
"How about Joe the butcher?" Trowa asked. The rest looked shocked, like this
Duo: (O_O)
Heero: (O_O)
Quatre: (O_O)
Wufei: (-_-!)
Trowa: (^_^)
"Butcher??!!" Duo said uneasily.
"Yeah! Great guy, said he went to acting school once, was a great hit there, but moved to this town" Trowa said ignoring the glares and sweatdrops.
"Ok! We have a priest, now the dress" Wufei said, his grin getting wider.
"Maybe I could call my sisters…" Quatre began but was interrupted by a very angry Duo.
"NO! THIS MUST BE KEPT TO US ONLY" Duo yelled.
"Duo! Don't forget were gonna have to invite people as well, so no use hiding it" Quatre said.
"Yeah Duo your stuck either way" Wufei said enjoying Duo's misery.
"I hate you people!" Duo said settling back into his chair.
"For the dress I'll call my sister's, and we've got to send out invitations, and register this 'wedding' somewhere, oh so much to do so little time" Quatre said, he looked up to see the guys staring at him as if he was an alien.
"What?" Quatre said innocently (A/N: He's so cute)
Duo's lip quivered and he banged his head on the table, Heero twitched now and then, the other two just smiled like silly clowns.
"What?!!" Quatre again asked confused.
"Quatre! You sound like as if it was your daughter getting married" Duo said.
"Well not my daughter but a comrade who needs help is getting married…" Quatre began but seeing Duo's eyes twitch he decided to shut up.
"Quatre please don't mention marriage when I'm around" Duo said restraining his anger. Heero just sat there, probably thinking that this was one thing he couldn't squirm out of.
"I'm gonna go talk to Joe!" Trowa said.
"I will go reserve a place for the 'wedding'" Wufei said mocking Duo who death glared Wufei. But after living several years with the baka, Wufei was immune to death glares.
"I'm gonna go call my sisters!" Quatre announced
BANG!
"This meeting is now dismissed" Quatre said holding in one hand the dented spatula.
The other's just glared at him.
"What?" Quatre again asked hugging the spatula.
"QUATRE!!" Trowa yelled "DON'T DO THAT" He said taking the spatula away from him and putting it on the highest shelf only where he could reach up to. Quatre pouted. After a while of silence…
"I'm gonna go and barf" Heero said, sounding a bit nauseated.
"I'm gonna go and sulk!" Duo said pouting and leaving the room as the others went to their respective places.
Raven: Sorry for the short chapter! The 3rd is one the works! Please bear with me dear reader (and reviewer) Review and I will shower you with my blessings and another chapter. ^__________________________________________^