Raven: IMPORATANT NOTE: If some people misunderstood like Quatre about the whole room incident, Heero and Duo are not gay, they were just beating Wufei up in the room as pay-back (team work you know) And Quatre saw the two all messy and emerging out from the room so he thought that they…..you get the point! And so Rayo, don't worry, they are not gay, and about HYxRP, well I don't write romance, this isn't a romance fic, and so no couples. Besides, this is the last chapter.

J.A: WHAT??! AND I WAS BEGINNING TO ENJOY THIS STORY!!!

I now pronounce you, Husband and Wife

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The G-boys and the newly married couple got home, the happy couple (Insert ironic laugh) was very unhappy, indeed they were extremely mad at an adorable wide eyed blond Arabian.

"BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!" Quatre protested.

"IT WAS YOUR FAULT" objected Heero and Duo.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW" Quatre yelled.

"COMMON SENSE IS A SENSE THAT IS NOT COMMON IN COMMON PEOPLE" Duo yelled throwing the bouquet down on the floor.  

"Okay Duo, get out of that dress, your begining to act like an unhappy bride" Trowa said, in the background we see Wufei eating a large chunk of chocolate cookie and hearing what Trowa had just said, he choked on the cookie and fell on the ground.

"Help me" Wufei cried in a barely audible voice.

"Okay so what are we supposed to do now?" Trowa asked.

"Someone" Wufei squeaked in the background.

"I don't know" Quatre said, still his big blue eyes wide with worry (he's just so cute)

"Haa-ck, ha-ck" went Wufei trying to breathe.

"Quatre, you are gonna get killed, by me" Duo said rolling up his "dresses" sleeves.

DING! DONG!

"He—llpp" Wufei said, well at least tried too.

"It was the FBI, they just gave me my nationality card" Heero said looking at the thing he held in his hands.

"Okay, one problem down, one more to go" Trowa said.

"Right, we'll discuss this tomorrow, after some sleep" Duo said.

"Ac-kk" Wufei said holding his throat and twitching.

"Oh! Wufei what are you doing" Quatre said and performed the Heimlich manoeuvre. Wufei took in large gulps pf breathe and collapsed on the floor again!

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Next morning

"BBRRRRAAAAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!" Screamed Quatre's new, improved and extra-loud alarm clock. He got up yawning and slapping the alarm clock shut.

"BBRRAAAANNNGGGG!!!" The clock screamed again. Quatre looked at it menacingly then it shut up. There is also a limit where nice guys also lose their cool you know.

"BBRRAAANNNGG!!!!" The clock screamed again. Heero who was passing by shot it with his gun. He was in a cranky mood as he had to sleep on the sofa that night, because Duo had taken up the room and locked it. He was, before this incident sharing a room with Duo as the roof of his room had broken (courtesy of his lovely gun) and it rained so his room was wet and soggy.

The clock fell dead, Quatre just shrugged, he was rich, and he could buy another decent clock. Besides, this one was a menace to humankind.

Duo was still sleeping soundly. Wufei was downstairs reading the news and Trowa watching the news. Quatre came in and made his standard tea. Ahh, such a lovely morning it was. Until Wufei started teasing Heero

"Hey Mr. Husband, did your wife kick you out of your room, WAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!" Wufei laughed, enter the Maxwell, who grabbed the nearest coffee mug and whacked Wufei's head with it.

"Hey Quatre, isn't that the guy who was the priest on the wedding yesterday?" Trowa asked.

"Yeah, hey yeah that's him, why is he on the news?" Quatre said.

Trowa turned on the volume to max for hem to hear.

And today headlines: local counterfeiter and robber caught finally yesterday as he was coming out of the local church, he is said to have been on the run from the police for a long time, posing as a person performing daily jobs to blend in with the workers so as to confuse the authorities after him. He has been currently using the position of a priest performing many weddings. This is a shock for many people who have to get married again and are complaining ………….

Trowa shut the TV off. The G-boy just stared at the blank television in awe and their dumb luck.

"Well, al problems solved" Quatre said and went back to sipping his tea.

"YES" Duo yelled and jumped up and down happily. Heero however wanted to be away from these crazy people, in solitude for a while. He went outside to be alone. Later, Trowa came up to him and said

"Received an e-mail from the Preventers, we have to go to Europe, just the two of us for a while, you know what that means"

"Hnn, whatever it is mission accepted" Heero said and then went quickly to get packed.

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In Europe

Trowa and Heero had arrived at their destination, and it seemed that they had a little conflict up ahead, so they were forced the stay in Europe a little while longer than expected.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"I'll see it" Heero said opening the door he saw three tall men wearing black suits.

"Yes?" Heero asked them looking up.

"FBI! We've been told that you are an illegal citizen here, you must leave this country immediately" They told Heero and left. It was déjà vu all over again!!!

~*~*~*THE END!!!~*~*~

Raven: AM I EVIL OR WHAT!!!! WAHAHAAHHAHA

J.A: A pathetic end, to a pathetic story.......-_-!You're pathetic!!!!