SPC: The Military Saga

by Gamerctm

R&R! The cats are back! And an army of hellbent demons are there to "greet" them. Can they survive this new horror? Maybe with a little help from Francine, GB, and the newest memeber, they'll have a chance.

2. Wanted: Dead or Alive!

Samurai Pizza Cats:
The Military Saga

{The scene fades in, many houses are on fire, the sky is blood-red, and smoke surrounds the air. Swords clashing can be heard, along with people screaming and yelling in pain. Shortly after, explosions can be seen and heard.}

/The year is 1200 AD. The entire planet of Earth is engaged in a violent, devastating war that has claimed the lives of millions.\

{The scene changes to a large army of shadowy figures walking toward the camera}

/Two powerful forces are engaged in this war. On one side, an army of brave humans trying to end the destruction and deaths cause by {Scene changes to another group of shadows walking toward the camera. However they have noticeable claws, horns, and fangs.} a race of blood thirsty demons known as the "Hell Summit." This war raged on for a century, but it was almost lost by the humans. 10 years before the end, they were being slaughtered. {Scene changes to a man standing in front of the human army. The man's face is overshadowed so it's not visible. The only noticeable part of his face are his green eyes. He wears blue armor that covers him from head to toe and a blue cape.} Even under the command of the Guardian, Juste Julius, the humans were severely outnumbered.

{Scene changes to a burning field, many men are collapsing and dying. One is laying under a tree, slowly dying, using his left hand to cover a large wound on his stomach. Juste walks up to him, face still overshadowed.}

Dying man: [surprised] Whoa!!! {smiles} [relieved] Oh. It's you Sir Julius. Thank God.

Juste: At ease, Simon. You've seen more than your share of battle.

Simon: Sir, we're fighting a hopeless battle. We haven't enough men or supplies to continue. Maybe we should surrender.

Juste: Never! If we surrender, we'll just be killed later. We can win. We will win! I'm not afraid of the demons or their weapons!

Simon: [slightly smiles] I can see why you were commander for 20 years. Not most live past their fifth.

Juste: I'm not that easy to kill. Nor to admit defeat.

Voice [off-scene] [raspy] Julius!!!

Juste: {he turns around, still overshadowed, to see who called him.} [coldly] Demon.

{Scene changes to a side view with Juste, still overshadowed, standing to the left of the screen, and a faded blue golem standing to the right. The demon is wearing red breastplate armor and red short pants.. He has sharp claws on his feet and hands, faded blue hair that barely passes his neck and has a swollen eye. He is as tall as Juste. They both stand about ten feet away from each other.}

Juste: Spawn from Hell! I won't allow you to hurt any of these injured warriors!

Demon: I'm not here to hurt, I'm here to help. {upon hearing this, Juste locks his eyes with the demon. His eyes show that he is angry and puzzled at the same time} My name is Mydis.

Juste: ........

Mydis: You wish to hear about my eye. Don't you?

Juste: ........

{Camera view changes to show a close up of Mydis' face. His right eye is swollen shut. He too has a look of anger and determination.}

Mydis: {pauses} That bastard commander of Hell Summit did this to me. {points to his swollen eye} Ripped my eye right out of its socket, squeezed it in his claws and stomped it until it was a flat as the ground we stand. That was at least 10 years before this war, when we were fighting them. {camera zooms out and a large group of demons is seen standing behind him.} We fought Hell Summit in our home, Demon World. They killed many innocent lives, destroyed all our homes, and made our lives a living Hell. We want revenge against them for destroying our peaceful lives. {Camera is back to the side view. Mydis takes a step toward Juste.} We are not bad demons. Just upset that our home was ruined. {Takes another step} If you don't accept our help, Hell's Summit will make your world like ours is now. Worst than Hell!!! {He walks toward Juste without stopping, until Juste draws his sword in front of Mydis' face. He stops without flinching. The point of the blade is aimed at his left eye. Only a centimeter separates the point from his eye.} Go ahead then. Take out my other eye. Since you can't trust my words maybe taking out my eye will convince you how serious I am. Go ahead. That way I can say I lost one to a hell-bent Demon, {shouting} and the other to a suborned human!!!

Juste: ...... {he puts his sword away} Fine. I don't need to take away a body part to understand. I'll take any help you can give.

Mydis: [slightly smiles] Good, than you'll need a new weapon.

Juste: { pulls out his sword and inspects it. It's chipped, stained in black blood and dented all over the blade.} {chuckles} I suppose 20 years is too long for a sword.

Mydis: Not this one. { He too pulls out a sword from the holder from behind his back.} This blade has been forged to be used only by you. {The sword has a broad blade on it and has a hilt that has a round deep red jewel imbedded in it.} Only this can destroy the demon commander.

Juste: {takes the sword and holds it over his head with one hand, points the blade to the sky.} I can feel it's power through my body. This sword feels as though it can destroy any evil, no matter how powerful.

Mydis: It has been blessed by your planet's winds. We have decided to call it. The Hurricane Blade!

Juste: With this sword and my strength, Hell Summit will be defeated!

/With this, an alliance was formed. One between the humans of Earth and the good demons of Demon World. {Scene changes to humans and demons standing side by side, preparing to fight Hell's Summit.} The war continued.\

Mydis and Juste: [shouting] CHARGE!!!!!

{Camera is in a birds-eye-view looking down to the ground. Two groups, one of humans and demons, the other of Hell Summit demons charge into each other, engaging in a violent battle. Shortly after the Hell Summit retreat from battle. The human-demon team cheers in victory as Juste and Mydis shake each other's hand.}

Juste: Every battle won is a step towards victory.

{Mydis nods his head in agreement and smiles.}

{Scene changes to a battle between Juste and the Hell Summit Commander. The commander and Juste appear as shadows in the camera. Their swords clash many times and both show aggressive moves. Juste leaps in the air to deliver a vertical slash but the commander blocks it with his own sword. When Juste lands, the commander tries a horizontal slash but Juste leaps over him and lands behind him. Juste tries to stab him from behind but the commander steps away he delivers a counter. He slashes Juste's face, who barely dodges. A close up of his shadowed face reveals a small bleeding cut along his left cheek, just under his eye. He then quickly stabs the commander's left eye, who then covers the wound with his hand.}

Juste: That was for Mydis' eye. {He leaps high into the air.} {shouting} AND THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HURT AND KILLED!!! { He hold the sword over his head with both hands and the blade glows a bright white. The blade is gathering energy for it's ultimate move, The Chaotic Wind.} GO TO HELL!!! AND TAKE YOUR ARMY WITH YOU!!! {He vertically slices the air and the sword releases the energy in a grey, crescent form. It flies toward the commander at a incredible speed. When it scrapes against the ground it leaves a burnt on trail toward its target. It collides into the commander.

Commander: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! { The screen fades in white and all that is seen is the shadowy figure that is the commander uncontrollably flying backwards in the air. Blood is flying out of his mangled body as he hits the ground. He lands on his back and coughs out blood that spatters on his face. Juste walks up to him as the background fades to normal. He stands over the commander raising the sword above his head again.}

Juste: And this.is for destroying Demon World.

{He brings the sword down and pushes it inside the evil commander's stomach. The deeper it goes in the more blood that squirts out of his stomach and mouth. The commander lets out another scream for mercy until he finally passes out. Juste pulls the sword out of his stomach and looks at all the black blood and mud that has covered nearly half the blade.}

Juste: ....... {he stands there looking at the body of the commander.} It's over. It's finally over. {shouting in victory} The hundred years of Hell are finally over!!!

{Scenes changes to a more peaceful setting. The sky is blue and clear. And the grass is tall and green. Juste and Mydis are standing 3 feet away from each other.}

Juste: Thank you my friend. {extends his hand} We could have never won without you.

Mydis: {looks at his hand and smiles} Thank you for ending this nightmare. {he grabs Juste's hand and friendly shakes it.} You're a true hero. { lets go of Juste's hand} I suppose my and my army should return to our world. We have a lot of rebuilding to do.

Juste: {Close up shot of his face, however his face is still shadowed, except his mouth. [smiles] If you ever need help, don't be afraid to ask. Whether it's me, my son, or my descendents, we'll always be there to help.

Mydis: [smiles] You have my friendship. {He and what's left of his army walks away to return to their home.}

Juste: Farewell.

/On that day, a new, rare friendship was formed. The Guardian Julius and the Demon Mydis defeated Hell Summit and restored peace to both worlds. As for the commander. {scene fades to pitch black. Only a glowing, pale, red eye can be seen} He was banished to the Dark Realm, where he has been sealed in for centuries, plotting his revenge.\

Commander: Damn you, Mydis! Damn you Earth, Demon World! Damn you to HELL, Julius!!! One day, when the seal is broken, I will rule again. Not just Demon World, but your world. Your descendents will suffer a slow, merciless death!!!

/This war become history, then legend, now its memory simply vanished along with time. No one who's heard it, believe it, and very few even heard it. But now history will repeat itself. Because the seal that prevented the commander escape, has finally broken.\

}}Episode 1:{{
}}Wanted: Dead or Alive!{{

{The scene openings with a bird's-eye-view of Little Tokyo. Speaking of birds.}

Good Bird (GB): {He flys above Little Tokyo looking down.} (Thank God for flying! I'd hate to be stuck in traffic down there.) {The roads are filled with cars and tour buses.} (Every since the comet incident, Little Toyko became the most toured spot in the world! Everyday, one tourist leaves, 30 take his place.) {He spots a ominous black van speeding through past the cars. On the sides of the van, D.O.O.M. is in thick white letters. [worried] The way that van is driving something bad is going to happen. {He follows the van in an effort to stop the driver. But the driver is going too fast for him to catch} {shouts} HEY!!! THERE ARE SPEED LIMITS!!! SLOW IT DOWN!!!

{The van starts swerving left and right, barely avoiding cars. After one final left turn the van crashes into a wall, finally stopping.}

GB: Whoa! What a crash! { 5 men in black suits come out of the passenger side door. GB runs up to them.} Hey! You guys all right? What happened? { One of the men stands up straight. He's Slasher. He's a mountain compared to GB. GB looks up.} (Holy. I'd say he's 5 feet!) Uh. Are you guys okay? That was a pretty nasty crash. {Slasher ignores him} Hey! You hear me?

Slasher: {He finally gets his speaking ability back} {Shouts off the top of his lungs} DAMN THAT MOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {Off in the distance about 20 car alarms go off.} Corp!!!

Corp: { a black suited man walks up, He's about the same size as GB. He wears a black derby hat and sunglasses.} Sir, yes sir!!!

Slasher: Have you got the moogle?

Corp: Right here. {He's holding in a tight grip around the neck and stomach, Mogo, who's trying to shake loose.}

Mogo: grrrrrrr. Lemme go!!! I didn't do nuthin'!!!

GB: What the hell is that?

Slasher: {still ignoring him} You destroyed a highly expensive transport van!!! You little ragged rat!!!

Mogo: Oh.yeah. that.. Heh Heh, Guess that's why there no moogle drivers. {Slasher points a small gun at him} [meekly] eep!

Slasher: Go check the other felon. {Takes Mogo in one hand by holding the red furball above his head.}

GB: Hey!!! You can't do that!!! THAT'S INHUMANE!!!

Mogo: [grins nervously] He's right. We can settle this peacefully, right?

Slasher: No. {cocks the gun}

Crop: {from the other side} SIR!!! THE KILLER ESCAPED!!!

Slasher: WHAT!?!? {Mogo bounces on top of Slasher's hand and bites it. A loud chomp!} AHHHHH!!! {He drops Mogo, who then runs to the back of the van. } STOP THAT MOOGLE!!!

Crop: Don't worry I got im' { A loud punch is heard} Ow!!! {thud}

Slasher: Corp!!! Go see what's wrong Hammer! And MAKE IT QUICK!!!

Hammer: Sir! {the goon is a few inches taller and more muscular than GB. He walks to the back of the van. A few seconds later he is knocked backed to the same spot he left. He hits the ground hard!} Ow. {he has a broken nose and a black eye.}

Slasher: Damn it! THAT'S IT!!! I'LL HANDLE THIS! {he walks to the back, GB, two other goons, and the camera follow. Near the doors of the van stands Mogo. Slasher points his gun at him again.} Now then, you're dead!!!

Voice: {out of nowhere} I don't think so!

Slasher: Who's there?!?! {A loud slashing noise is heard. Slasher looks at his gun and suddenly it falls apart in his hand.} {puzzled] The Hell?

{ The camera switches over to C.J., who is standing by Mogo, holding in his right hand the Hurricane Blade.}

C.J.: [confident smile] So. you wanted to shoot little critters, huh? {He puts the sword in the holder around his waist.}

Mogo: {leaps onto C.J.'s left shoulder} Nyah Nyah!!! {Sticks out his tongue and stretches his lower left eyelid.}

Slasher: Get 'im!!!

{Slasher and his two goons leap forward to tackle C.J., however C.J. opens the left door. They slam right into it. BAM!!! They all have bumps on their heads.}

C.J.: Sorry. Too slow!

Slasher: {He and his goons get up} Damn! Now I'm pissed!!! Tackle!!!

{C.J. jumps into the van, Slasher and the goons follow him. C.J. and Mogo jump out and slams the door shut. C.J. takes a key and locks it.}

C.J.: Nice job grabbing those keys, Mogo. {Mogo leaps back on his shoulder. C.J. starts walking away.} But I'd work on my driving if I was you. { The minute he turns his back. The van starts up again.} {Without turning} Oh crap!!! { Starts running}

Slasher: {in the driver's seat} Get back here!!! {turns the van around and speeds the wrong way on the road toward C.J.} Don't make this any harder for yourself!!!

GB: {stands still with bulging eyes} {puzzled} And I though all the weird stuff stopped when Cheese left.

Tour Guide: {from inside one of the buses, a tour guide speaks into a megaphone.} Okay, people!!! It's 7'o clock!!! You know what that means!!!

Every Tourist: SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!!! { All the buses and cars head to the parlor.}

GB: {finally gets his senses back} {panicking} OH MAN!!! 7'o CLOCK!!! I'M LATE FOR WORK!!! {starts flying away quickly. Heading to the parlor at an insane speed.} (It's going to be packed today. The last time I was late on a busy day. My head still hurts from when Fran threw the cash register at me!)

{Scene changes to a side view of C.J. running away from the van.}

Slasher: Give up!!!

C.J.: NEVER!!! {runs faster}

Mogo: {has a tight grip on C.J.'s waving cape} Hey!! Slow down!!! I'm gonna blow off!!!

C.J.: (just a little further.) You'll never catch me, chrome dome!

Slasher: grrrrrr. Fire the boosters!!! {Van starts to accelerate in speed} I got you now!

C.J.: {look behind him} Heh Heh! {stops and jumps high in the air, Mogo still hanging on to the cape. C.J. lands on top of the van.} Perfect!

{C.J. backflips off the van and lands behind it. Slasher looks at his side mirror and in it, C.J. and Mogo, who's on his shoulder, have anime grins on their faces, waving good-bye. Camera switches behind the van, that gets closer to the harbor, and the ocean.}

Goons: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! {White dots of sweat fly around the van until it finally falls into the water. SPLASH!!!}

{Camera pans to the water, where Slasher and his 4 goons' heads bob up to surface.}

C.J.: {off-camera} Missed again!!!

Slasher: [angrily] grrrrrrrrrrrr.. {an anime vein sticks out his bald head}

C.J.{camera cuts to him} [confident smile] Better luck next time! {starts running off} Have a nice swim!

{Slasher's floats in the water with anime veins coming out of his head. The 4'5" heavyset goon behind rises his hand and has a fish in it.}

Goon: Look boss! I caught a fish! {Slasher grabs the fish without turning and smacks the goon hard in the face with it.} [dazed] You're welcome.

Slasher: Somebody get a crane.

{Scene changes to the pizza parlor. It's filled with customers as usual. Ever since the Great Comet Caper and the Cats revealed their identities, every day is a busy day. Chatter can be heard among the customers, who are mostly tourists. Camera cuts to the front door, where GB comes in.}

GB: Okay guys! I'm here! AHHHHHHH!!! {ducks as a cash register goes flying over his head.} [nervously] Not again.

Fran: {cuts to Fran, who standing behind the counter. She has an unenthusiastic look on her face.} {closes her eyes} You're 3 minutes late GB. You know what happens when you're late.

GB: Uhhh. I increase my insurance coverage?

Fran: {Take's a deep breath} No. you stay after work another hour and clean up the place. Now then, go get the register, put on your apron.{opens her eyes, the pupils have been replaced by fire} {screams} AND GET TO WORK!!! {the entire parlor begins shaking. After a few seconds, it stops and she closes her eyes again.} Got it?

GB: {gulp} [nervous] Yeah.got it. (Man! She's grouchy today. even more than yesterday.)

{scenes changes to outside the parlor}

/ Since business at Samurai Pizza Cats is huge, no one is aware of the evil that looms in the air. {camera pans to the air, where DarkSide is floating about 20 feet above the cannon.} A demon of unimaginable power and strength watches Little Tokyo with his sinister eyes\

DarkSide: Pathetic fools. Running around like pests. {he spits with disrespect} Makes me sick. {scoffs} No matter. When my plan is completed, every human and animal on this planet will be exterminated. Then my race will rule all! {He closes his eyes and concentrates} {after a few seconds, he opens his eyes} I see the patsy has arrived as well. Perfect. My plan is going as set. In a mere 2 months, the Demon Tournament will begin, and after that, every human shall be killed. {He holds his right hand to the side and a dark portal appears. He floats in and it closes. He's vanished.}

{Camera cuts to C.J. who is walking in a different part of town. Mogo is on his shoulder}

C.J.: {thinking} I don't get it.

Mogo: What's not to get? You're a wanted murderer who has a tough yet not necessarily smart, bald lieutenant who has an unhealthy obsession with guns and hunting and about 4 other slow yet loyal cronies who'll jump off a 40 story building if their boss commanded it, after you. Is it clear to you now?

C.J.: Not that! I mean, why are they after me? I wasn't anywhere near the crime scene nor did I ever kill anyone. I'm innocent.

Mogo: Why not tell Slasher that?

C.J.: {keeps walking but looking at Mogo.} {sarcastically}Oh yeah right!!! Like I can just walk up to him and then say, "I'm innocent! You got the wrong person!" And he'll say.

Voice: DEATH TO THE MURDERER!!!

C.J.: That's exactly what's he'll {stops and turns around} say?

{ Just ten feet away from him is Slasher driving the now wet van. Camera goes inside the van. The entire inside is dripping wet. Slasher, Hammer and another goon sit up front, the other two in the back.}

Slasher: You ruined 100 million dollars of technology!!! {cuts to C.J., who seems uninterested.}20 years of research and building in 5 minutes!!!

C.J.: {not paying attention} Yeah, Yeah. How sad for you. {turns around} Bye!!! {starts running again}

Slasher: grrrrrrrr. SPECS!!! Launch Homing Missiles!!!

Specs: {the goon in the front near the passenger door. Like the others, black suit and derby but he wears eyeglasses. } Sir! {pushes a button} Sir, the missiles aren't operational. They were ruined by the water.

Slasher: Then the guns!!!

Specs: Also damaged. Radar: Damaged. Radio: Damaged. Cloaking: Damaged. Anti tracers: Damaged. Air Bags, Seat belts, Heater, AC, Lighter: All damaged.

Slasher: What DOES work!?!?

Specs: Only thing operational.{the engine stops and smoke come out of the hood.} WAS the engine. Engine: Damaged. Only thing that is still operation. the doors. {on cue the doors fall off the car.} Doors: Dam.

Slasher: {interrupting} I KNOW!!! Get the guns from the back! The hunt.is.on!

{Camera switches to bird's-eye-view of the street. C.J. is running as fast as he can while the goons chase him firing bullets at him. The citizens on the street get out of the way and hides to avoid being shot.}

Mogo: {Close up. He's hanging on to the shoulder pad part of C.J.'s armor.} [panicking] They're shooting at us! They're shooting at us!

C.J.: I know!!!

Slasher: Give it up!!! {fires his handgun rapidly}

Mogo: {Keeps closes his eyes every time a shot is heard. When he opens them his eyes bulge out in horror. Camera zooms on the brick wall C.J. is running toward. Cut back to Mogo.} BRICK WALL!!! BRICK WALL!!!

C.J.: I KNOW!!! {Just when he's about to hit the wall, he jumps on it and climbs up it quickly.}

Goons: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! {They try to skid to a stop but all 5 end up crashing face first into the wall. After a second they fall back on the ground. The Camera does a close up of Slasher's face. He has anime veins along with a brick pattern mark all over his face.}

C.J.: {off screen} {laughs} That's a good look for you Slasher! {camera pans to C.J. standing on top of the wall, Mogo on his shoulder laughing} Chicks really dig "Brick Face!" Seriously though. You can stop chasing me! I'm innocent! You got the wrong person!

Slasher: {jumps to his feet. Point the gun to C.J.} DEATH TO THE MURDERER!!! {starts firing again}

C.J.: {ducks from the bullets} {to Mogo} Told ya! {Runs away}

Slasher: {still firing until he runs out of ammo.} DAMMIT!!! { Snatches the gun out of the unconscious Specs next to him.} GIMME THAT GUN!!! {Climbs the wall. Starts shooting at C.J. again} COME BACK HERE!!! {Runs after him. They are now running on top of the roof of a house.}

C.J.: {swerving to dodge the bullets.} Damn! Whatta day! {Mogo is hanging on to the shoulder pad, sniffing in the air.} {To Mogo} What's up?

Mogo: {sniffing} Smells like. [excited] HAY!

C.J.: What?

Mogo: No! Hay! It smells like hay!

{Bird's-eye-view. C.J. is running toward the edge. Driving by the house is a hay wagon. Just as he reaches the end, he jumps off and lands right in the hay stack.}

Slasher: {Stops as he reaches the edge, looking down and watching the hay wagon with C.J. in drive off.} DAMMIT! YOU WON'T GET AWAY SO EASY!!!

C.J.: {he and Mogo are laying on top of the hay, relaxing.} {to Slasher} You're right! That was easy! See ya later Slasher!!! {laughs until he and the wagon are off screen.}

Slasher: {His face is turning red with fury, veins are all over it and steam is coming out of his ears.} {angrily} No one escapes from Lieutenant Jeremiah Slasher V! Mark my words! I will not rest until I see that murderer suffer in the Gas Chamber!!!

{scene fades out.}

Quik Profile: Name: Christopher Julius (A.K.A. C.J.) Age: 20 Weapon: Hurricane Blade Likes: Helping people Hates: Injustice

}}commercial break{{

{scene fades in outside the Pizza Parlor. Speedy is walking though the doors wearily.}

{Scene changes to inside the parlor. Speedy walks over to the counter, sits down and slams his head down on it.}

Speedy: Ow.{Polly walks up and takes Speedy's helmet off and strokes his light brown hair.} [relaxed] mmmmmmm. that feels good. takes my mind off my aching feet. {thinks} Owwwwww. my aching feet. {Polly stops and kisses him on his forehead.}

Polly: Poor Speedy. Having to run back and forth around town. I'm sorry honey.

Speedy: Oh well. It's only for another day. Than Guido will come back from vacation and he'll be the one running around town. {chuckles} Think I'll let him do my deliveries.

Polly: Let him?

Speedy: No! Make him! {laughs} Make him know what it feels like to pull double deliveries.

GB: [wearily] He can do. my deliveries.too.

{GB walks in after finishing 20 different deliveries. Each having to carry 4 heavy bags while flying}

Speedy: Hey GB.

GB: Hey Speedy. {Sits down at the counter} Well only 30 minutes 'til break time.

Speedy: And we gotta spend every minute running around like mad men.

GB: Speaking of mad man, you won't believe what I saw this.

{The phone interrupts GB. Polly answers it}

Polly: Samurai Pizza Cats. ..Yes?..Really?..60 pizzas?

GB: [nervous] Sixty?

Speedy: [same] To where?

Polly: .Okay. They'll be there in 30 minutes {hangs up} Okay Speedy, 60 pizzas to the Royal Palace. Vi says posthaste.

Speedy: Oh.Man..

GB: I could help ya!

Speedy: Better not. We need everyone we can working at the parlor. If Fran finds out. Let's just say her aim gets better and the register gets heavier.

GB: {gulp} Thanks for the warning.

Fran: {from the kitchen} {shouting off the top of her lungs} GB!!! SPEEDY!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!! {the parlor rumbles until she finishes speaking.}

GB: {nervous grin} I guess her hearing gets better.

Polly: {uncovers her ears} At least someone's hearing get better hear!

{scene changes to a different part of town. C.J. is running from, Slasher and 3 of his goons, who managed to catch up to him.}

Slasher: {holding a machine gun} Halt!!! {starts firing} You'll never escape!

C.J.: At this rate, I'll never ditch 'em. Gotta think! Gotta hide! Gotta run around! Gotta run around and think of a place to hide at the same time! {grabs his cape and inspects it. It has bullet holes all over the bottom.} Gotta get a new cape!

Mogo: {on C.J.'s shoulder.} Keep runnin'! {Mogo leaps off C.J. and lands on Slasher face.}

Slasher: Get off!!! {to his goons} Don't just stand there!!! GET HIM OFF!!! {without any thought, the goons all point their guns at Mogo} NOT WITH YOUR GUNS YOU IDIOTS!!!

{Hammer stands in front of Slasher. He throws a punch at Mogo, who jumps off in time, causing him to hit Slasher hard in the face. Mogo runs back to C.J., who is waiting for him. Mogo leaps onto C.J.'s shoulder again.}

C.J.: Way to go buddy!!! {starts running again}

Mogo: Easy as pie!

{Scene changes to a close up of Slasher's face. He opens his eyes.}

Hammer: Sorry boss. {Slasher grabs his neck} ack!

Slasher: GET THAT MOOGLE!!! {he throws Hammer back}

{scene changes to C.J., sitting against a wall in a narrow alley. He is taking breaths and have half closed eyes. Mogo is standing in front of him.}

Mogo: Will we be safe here?

C.J.: If we're quiet. then maybe long enough for me to catch my breath. .phew. Running though town all day is tough! What time is it?

Mogo: {looks at the clock tower} About 1:30. {low grumbling is heard} I haven't even had breakfast today. Let's find a place and get some food. {C.J. says nothing} C.J.? {looks at C.J.}

C.J.: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. {he's fast asleep} {mumbles} Lets get.some food.

Mogo: {an anime sweat drop falls off his head.} How can you sleep at a time like this?

C.J.: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. {mumbles} No sleep good. no sleep all night. running all morning. need nice sleep.

Mogo: {another sweat drop appears} C'mon! Wake up!!! Slasher might be coming!!! {A loud boom is heard}

C.J.: {eyes snap open} He's pulling out the heavy artillery!!!

Mogo: {looks into the sky} Look!!!

C.J.: {looks up} Hey, who's that?

{cut to the sky where Speedy is flying toward the Palace with a pizza delivery bag. The bag is almost as tall as him.}

Speedy: This was a great idea! Why run when you can fly? {starts slowing down and descending} [puzzled] Why am I slowing down? {starts falling to the ground} ACK!!! The pizza's too heavy!!!! {falls faster} HELP!!!!!!!!

{cut to C.J.}

C.J.: Oh man!!! I gotta do something!!! {Jumps up and wall jumps between the two buildings until he reaches the top of the right one} Gotta time this just right!

Speedy: { falling faster} AHHHHHHHHHH!!! {he gonna fall in the alley but when he pasts C.J., he grabs Speedy by the tail, stopping him.} YEOW!!!!

C.J.: {he has a tight grip on Speedy's tail with both hand, he's struggling to stay balanced.} Don't worry. I gotcha. Ya ain't gonna fall!!! {starting to get dragged closer to the edge.} Jeez! Whacha got in that bag you're holding?!?! Rocks?!

Speedy: 60 pizzas! Heavier than rocks!!!

C.J.[surprised] Sixty!!! Who the Hell orders 60 pizzas?!?!?!

{before Speedy can answer, C.J. gets dragged off the edge and they both fall to the ground. Camera sticks to the roof top.}

C.J. and Speedy: {off camera} AHHHHHHHH!!! {a loud crash is heard. CRASH!!! Camera pans to the ground Speedy is laying face down on the pizza bag. C.J. is a foot away from him and landed face first into the cement. The cement is cracked around him.}

Speedy: { gets up} phew. Thank God the pizza broke my fall. {opens the bag} Good not a pepperoni outta place.

C.J.: {muffled} Thank God the cement broke my fall. Ow.. And my ribs.

Mogo: {in front of him} You okay?

C.J.: {lifts his head. His pupils have been replaced with stars} {dazed} I'm seeing stars.

Speedy: Nah, just one! Remember me? I'm the guy who destroyed the comet that nearly hit Little Tokyo! {drum rolls} Speedy...{dah- dum!} Cerviche! Leader of the Samurai Pizza Cats!!! {holds a peace sign on his right hand}

C.J.: {looks at him} Never heard of ya.

Speedy: {drops his head in disgrace} Damn.

C.J.: {laughs} Just kidding! I know who you guys are! I actually saw you destroy the comet from my hometown of Elcid. You were on every magazine cover in the world. You and Polly Ester and Guido Anchovy are celebrities.

Mogo: Even where I live, I've heard of you.

C.J.: {to Mogo} I didn't know the forest had magazines.

Mogo: Sure! And the TV reception's not bad.

Speedy: {lifts his head} Forest? {looks at Mogo} What the heck are you!?!?

Slasher:{off-camera} THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!!!

Mogo: Outta here! That's what I am!!

C.J.: Let's go! {Mogo leaps on C.J.'s shoulder. C.J. runs north at a fast speed. Speedy watches as Slasher and his men run past him firing their guns.}

Slasher: You won't escape this time!

C.J.: I HEARD THAT BEFORE!!! {turns left and is out of sight. Slasher and the others follow.}

Speedy: {starts running after them but notices the pizza} Man! Wish I could help but, will the way Fran is acting, maybe it wouldn't be wise to miss a delivery. {starts running the other way, the camera follows him as he runs toward the Palace.}

{scene cuts to the Palace gate. Speedy is walking up, dragging his feet. He's exhausted from all the deliveries. A guard is standing in front of him.}

Guard: Thanks Speedy. This will satisfy the senators.

Speedy: {hand him the pizzas, takes the money} Senators?

Guard: Yeah! Their over today to discuss some important issue. I don't know. Anyway thanks again. {walks inside the Palace. Speedy, now finished, heads back to the parlor.}

{Scene cuts inside the Throne room. The room is filled with different senators from different parts of the world. They are sitting in two rows on both sides of the room. Sitting in the back of the room are the Royal Family of Little Tokyo. Emperor Fred in the middle, Empress Frieda to the left and Princess Vi to the right.}

Frieda: Let's begin the meeting. Senator Tarugena.

Tarugena: {stands up} Thank you. { He is about 3'8" has short black hair. He's wearing a business suit.} As you may have just heard, a research facility lab in Antarctica was attacked last night by unknown assailant. He was able to kill 200+ scientists and guards in only 10 minutes. None who work there are alive now.

{Vi gasps when she hears the news}

Frieda: In only 10 minutes? Did he use explosives?

Tarugena: No. He simply killed them one by one. maybe two or three at the same time. But the worst part is.{stops} Princess. Perhaps you should leave before I start.

Vi: I can handle it.

Tarugena: {sighs} Very well. When the victims' bodies where found, they had been repetitively stabbed to death. Their heads were cut off. and large fist-like holes were in their chests. {Vi put her hands to her mouth. Even Tarugena looks uncomfortable as he finishes explaining.} Their hearts.were ripped out and stomped on. {Vi's face turns slightly green. She's both upset and disgusted} We also found the head director's body, decapitated, he also had a long sword through he stomach. Every bone in his body was broken. {He closes his eyes} I can't describe anymore. It's too horrifying.

Vi: {even greener} Thank you for stopping. I can't take it anymore.

Tarugena: I'm sorry.

Frieda: {green too} My God. What a soulless monster. Did he have any help?

Tarugena: {shakes his head} He acted alone. He wasn't an amateur, either. He disabled every light, camera, and door lock. Even that alone would take at least an hour. Unless the director uses his DNA samples to disable them. Size scans, hand scans, even eye scans. He overridden all of them and gained entry.

Frieda: Were there any witnesses?

Tarugena: One. After an interrogation, we learned the assailant had dark brown hair and piercing red eyes. That's all the witness saw. About an hour after, he was found buried in the snow, dead. He was treated the same way the scientists were.

Frieda: I have one last question. What was the motive behind this?

Tarugena: The only thing that was stolen were blueprints for a weapon a mass destruction. Empress, have you ever heard of the Apocalypse Cannon?

Frieda: About 20 years ago. but wasn't the prints burned up because of a huge flaw?

{murmurs are heard among the senators}

Tarugena: For those who don't remember the weapon, it was designed to end wars by destroying an entire continent in a single blast. However it needs a certain amount of energy, no more, no less to work. We couldn't even discover the right energy source for it. So the prints were said to be burned, but rather they was sealed in that facility in case of emergency and we needed to build the weapon. We don't know why they were taken, but as long as the killer is on the loose, the entire world is at danger. I believe that all nations should be on a manhunt to find and apprehend him.

{the guard who got the pizza from Speedy comes in.} Please forgive my intrusion, but lunch has arrived.}

Tarugena: {starts to leave} I'd best go now. I have more matters to take care of. { he leaves out the door} {Scene cuts to outside of the Palace. He's getting into a black limousine. Cuts to inside the car, he has an angry look on his face.} (He can keep the damned blueprints, but the other thing he stole. The jewel that connects the Earth with Demon World. without it, I can't get fighters for the tournament. Dammit! He must be found! I will get that jewel back!) The limousine drives off. Watching from the sky is DarkSide}

DarkSide: Ignorant human. He's understands so little about this jewel. {looks at a deep blue round jewel, it's the size of a walnut} Limitless energy, infinite power. The most vital part of my plan. As for the tournament. I'll bring forth competitors for it. But first. {He creates the portal again and disappears into it.}

{Scene cuts to the streets where C.J. is running from Slasher. Slasher is shooting rounds from a tommy gun.}

C.J.: Where does this guy get his guns? Damn, talk 'bout trigger happy.

Slasher: Come on men! We almost got him. {behind Slasher and co. are a group of police officers sent to stop the mayhem. They are lead by Chief Emi Herchi.}

Emi: {shouting}Attention! You're all under arrest for disturbing the peace. Freeze and surrender peacefully!!!

C.J.: Even the local force are after me! {leaps over a few cars} When it rains, it pours, and while its pouring, it hails!

Mogo: {hanging on to C.J.'s cape, has a dizzy look in his eyes} [dizzy] It ain't doing wonders for me. I'm going be sick.

{scene cuts to the parlor. It's 2:00, so the sign on the door says "Sorry we're on a break. Please come back at 3:00 and order lots of food."} Cuts to inside the living room of the parlor. It's in the back of the restaurant part. Polly is sitting on the couch, Speedy is resting his head on her lap. GB is laying down on the couch across the one Polly and Speedy are in. In between the couches is a coffee table. At one end of the room is a big screen TV that's on the news. At the other end, near the door, is a lone sofa chair.}

GB: Man! What a day and the worst part is.

Speedy: It's only half way done.

GB: At least we get an hour break.

Polly: Maybe we should get you guys some extra help. I'll ask Fran to put a help wanted sign to the door.

Speedy: That's a great idea! That way we don't have to handle 20 deliveries every time we go out.

GB: Yeah. but could possibly handle what we do every. {thinks} Hey! I ran into a guy this morning who looked like a fast runner. And he looked like a good fighter. He had his own sword and armor.

Speedy: Funny. When I was falling outta the sky from the last delivery, and I was helped by a guy with a sword and armor. Blue armor and cape.

GB: Did he have a strange animal with him, long ears and red thingy over it's head?

Speedy: Yeah! And it talked. The guy was being chased by some other guys in black clothes.

GB: He escaped from their van. I don't know if he was kidnapped or arrested. But he was able to outrun it.

Polly: (seems a little far-fetched) Sorry boys. But besides the fact he's being chased around, he'll probably wanna work short hours and high pay. That happens every time we try to hire someone and we just forget about the whole thing.

GB and Speedy: [disappointed] Yeah.

Speedy: He's probably been recaptured. If not, then outta Little Tokyo.

GB: Would have been nice to work a lot less.

Polly: Cheer up. Tomorrow Guido comes home and you'll see. It will get easier for you. As for me. [smiles] I don't gotta worry 'bout deliveries.

GB and Speedy: {groan} Wish I had your job.

{Before Polly can reply, a new bulletin on TV interrupts her. A male alligator reporter is speaking.}

Reporter: A breaking story has developed in downtown Little Tokyo. Palace guards and police are in pursuit of six men who are believed to have been on the run since 7:00. We take you to the scene live. Gina?

{switches over to a side view of C.J. being chased by Slasher and his goons. Behind them are the police. They are on top of the rooftops.}

Gina: {off-camera} Thanks Tom. Well it is hour eight of this dangerous pursuit and just now, the police have joined in to put an end to it.

GB and Speedy: THAT'S THEM!!!

{Slasher pulls out of his pockets two uzzis and starts shooting at C.J.}

C.J.: You're making a huge mistake!!!

Slasher: You're right! I'm not shooting straight enough!!!

C.J.{ Jumps off a roof and onto the ground, Slasher, goons, and the police follow.} Here goes nothing. {Does a huge back flip over the goons and police, lands behind the police and runs the other way.} BYE!!!

Emi: Half you try to catch the group. The rest follow me. {they split up, one half after Slasher, and the other after C.J.}

Gina:{ to the camera crew} You follow the group, you after the loner. {one camera is following Gina, a female deer reporter. She's speaking while running.}

Gina: Well the suspects have split up. Along with the police. However, I will stay on this story for as long as I can. This is good enough to get me the "Reporter of the Year" award.

{C.J. is slowing down until he is right by Emi.}

Emi: Have you decided to give up?

C.J.: Actually. {gets an anime grin.} I was hoping you and I would go get some coffee some time?

Emi: {blushes a little, but shakes it off} Are you insane? You're under arrest! You won't be having coffee for a long time!

C.J.: Damn! Almost had a date!!! {starts running faster until he is ten feet away from the police.}

Mogo: {hanging onto his shoulder plate} What's the matter with you? Trying to get a date at a time like this!

C.J.: What can I say? When a lady chases me, I can't help it.

Mogo: Like she's chasing YOU! She's after me! Ladies love the Mog!

C.J.: [sarcastic] Yeah, right!

{Cuts back to Gina}

Gina: The suspect is still running after a short conversation with Chief Herchi. Who knows when this chase will stop! All I know is, that award is MINE!

{Cuts back to C.J., who is running towards a dead end.}

C.J.: Here I go. {runs faster}

Emi: Ha! Got 'im!

{C.J. veers to the left toward a wall. He jumps and wall jumps off it to the other 2, until he's at the top. Emi stops.}

Emi: {to an officer} Go get that ladder! {points to a ladder, the cop gets it and prompts it up.} Now go to the other side of this building! Wait there! {The cops leave and she climbs up the ladder. She reaches the top of the roof and sees C.J. with his back turned.} Okay buddy! You're under arrest!

C.J.: {turns around and smiles} See ya! {turns around and runs for the edge but stops. Camera pans down to show a group of policemen and Gina with the cameraman waiting for C.J..} Crap!

Gina: {to the camera} It's all come to this people! He's at the edge, police are waiting, Chief Herchi is up there. The pursuit is almost over.

Emi: {cuts back to C.J.} It's over. You have nowhere to go. Surrender and you'll get down safely.

C.J.: It's a shame it has to end.

Emi: [puzzled] What?

C.J.: {smiles} I kinda hoped it would go a little longer, the chase. After you started chasing me, it got more fun.

Mogo: {hiding behind his back} [whispering] What are you talking about? Are you nuts?

C.J.: By the way. I was serious about the coffee. What do ya say? The next time you're off work. {confident smile} Cause ya ain't gonna catch me!.

Emi: [angry] Why you. { runs toward C.J., who jumps over her, landing behind her. She turns and runs towards him again. He jumps over her again. She trips.} EEK!!!

C.J.: Hold on!

{She's loses her balance and slips off the edge. C.J. slides and grabs her hand, while holding on to the edge with the other.}

C.J.: Don't let go!!!

Emi: Look who's talking!

C.J.: Little clumsy there, are ya?

Emi: Just pull me up!!!

{C.J. climbs back to the roof while holding here hand. They are both sitting safely on top it.}

Emi: {breaths slightly} Thanks.

C.J.: No problem. {still holding her hand}

Emi: You can. let go my hand now.

C.J.: {looks at his and her hands} Oops. {lets go} {laughs nervously} Sorry.

Emi: {holding some hand cuffs, tries to cuff C.J.'s hand, but he moves it right away.} Now then, you're under arrest!

C.J.: Is that how you thank someone for saving you're life?

Emi: Hmmp! I don't own you anything. You're a felon and are under arrest for disturbing the peace and evading arrest.

C.J.: The way you work. you must catch a lot of bad guys.

Emi: As a matter of fact. [sadly] You're the only person the police ever caught.

C.J.: What?

Emi: When I was promoted to Chief five months ago, we never even been called out to a situation. The month before, Big Cheese was exiled and crime just vanished in Little Tokyo. Nothing happened for a least six months. I was kinda hoping something would happen, non-violent off course, just something that required us but didn't require innocent people getting hurt. And then you and those other guys come around, and we can finally see some real action. That's why I'm a cop. To help people when they need it. And to stop bad guys.

C.J.: When you were chasing me, you were having fun. {He stands up.} I saw it in your eyes. {Emi blushes a little} You wanted the thrill of catching a bad guy, the fun of the chase. And when it ends. you'll go back to doing nothing. Tell ya what. I'm not giving up, I can't. You want me, you gotta get me fair and square. I promise, I won't hurt anyone. I'm not that way. What do ya say?

Emi: {stops blushing} {smiles} Okay. you can have a twenty second start. {looks up and sees C.J. walking to the opposite edge, where below the cops are waiting.} What are you doing?

C.J.: Making it interesting. {takes a few steps back}

{Cut to Gina}

Gina: Well it's been a while. We don't where the suspect is, or Chief Herchi. Police are waiting.{looks up, eyes bulge out} Oh my gosh!!! {camera pans up, C.J. is in the air, leaping over the police} The suspect is about 40 feet in the air! This is incredible!!! {C.J. is landing about 5 feet away from the cops and starts running again. The police watch with disbelief in their faces.} {to the cameraman} Please tell me you got this shot!!! This is the most unreal most incredible thing I've ever seen in my 3 days of being a reporter!!!

{cuts to Emi, standing by the edge, who is also watching in disbelief.}

Emi: Wow! I don't believe it. {smiles} Can't wait to catch him. I love a challenge. {The walkie-talkie she has in her pocket is receiving a message from Big Al Dente.}

Al: {statically} Chief Herchi. Do you copy?

Emi: Chief Herchi here, Al.

Al: I saw what happened on TV. Are you okay?

Emi: Of course I am! Just a little trouble trying to catch the suspect.

Al: The other officers told me they captured the other suspects.

Emi: So today wasn't a total lost.

Al: Princess Vi demands to speak to them.

Emi: Isn't that a bit harsh?

Al: She's very angry, VERY angry.

Emi: I feel kinda sorry for them. Oh well. Guess I got no choice. Take them in and give them my regards.

Al: That make two of us.

Emi: {giggles} See ya later. {shuts off her walkie-talkie.}

{Scene cuts back to the parlor. On TV, Slasher and his goons are heading to the palace in cuffs.}

Gina: While the other five are being sent to Princess Vi, the other one escaped pursuit and is still out there somewhere. Police have decided to stop the pursuit and will wait until the suspect appears again. Back to you Tom. {Francine turns off the TV.}

GB, Polly, Speedy: HEY!

Fran: Break time's over.

GB: What do ya mean? We still got a half-hour.

Fran: We need to clean up the parlor. No one likes a messy eating environment. That means no customers and no money. {everyone else groans} {shouts} MOVE IT!!!

{cut to the parlor. There's empty cups, plates and left over food everywhere.}

Speedy: [shocked] We clean all this?

Fran: Yes. You clean all this. Get to work. {walks off}

GB: Man! What happened to her. I miss the nice, stingy, Fran.

Polly: She misses Guido. She gets more and more tense every day he's gone.

Speedy: And she punishes us. Like I said, thank God he's coming back tomorrow.

GB: Ditto! {walks off to start cleaning}

Speedy: Whadda mess. This'll take forever.

Polly: Don't be so upset. {giggles} I know what will cheer you up.

Speedy: {faces Polly} I know you do. {closes his eyes and comes closer for a kiss. He doesn't realized the mop Fran put in front of him. He gets closer and then, gives the mop a open mouth kiss. He opens his eyes and sees he's kissing the wet mop. His eyes bulge out. YUK! {sticks out his tongue uses his hands to wipe it}

Fran: {walks by} Do it on your own time Speedy, you got mopping duty.

Polly: {giggles} You sure know how to make a girl laugh. {walks away} Thanks honey.

Speedy: {still has his tongue out} [disappointed] Yeah, no problem. {resumes wiping his tongue}

{cuts to the throne room of the palace, Vi is sitting in the middle chair with Frieda to the left. Slasher is kneeling about 5 feet away from them. Both Frieda and Vi are angry.}

Vi: [angrily] How dare you come into MY city firing guns! Someone could have been hurt!

Slasher: [nervously] Well you see.

Vi: {screaming} SILENCE!!! SEND HIM TO PRISONER ISLAND!!!

Slasher: Wait! Please you must understand! That man I was shooting at is a wanted killer!

Vi: {calming down} Killer?

Slasher: Yes. He alone was responsible for 200 killings at a facility in Antarctica.

Frieda: Are you sure? The killer was said to have red eyes.

Slasher: I was there. He came in and killed all my colleagues. I'm a lieutenant there. The facility is a weapon manufacturer called D.O.O.M. I managed to escape without detection. Rather than tell what happened, I went out looking for the killer. When I found him, I was taking him back to the base, when he broke out and ran loose in the city.

Vi: So you were only trying to catch him again?

Slasher: Yes. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. Now that he's loose. all of Little Tokyo is in danger. He may strike again.

Vi: {thinks for a few seconds} Okay. You can continue, in a peaceful manner, your search. With the assistance of the police force. No guns. Got it.

Slasher: Thank you.

Vi: You may leave now.

{Slasher goes out the door. Close up to his face. He sinisterly smiles as he walks out.}

{scene fades out}

{scene fades in. Cops are all over the city looking for C.J. Emi is searching, too.}

Police Officer (Dog): Chief Herchi. We've locked all the gates leading into and out of the city. He won't get out.

Emi: Okay. Continue searching. {The dog walks off screen.} ( So he's the killer after all. Still. he was too nice to be a killer. Well. looks can be deceiving.) {she walks off-screen. After that C.J. is seen peeking his head around a corner.}

C.J.: (Oh man! Now the whole city thinks I'm a killer.) {close up to C.J.} (DAMMIT!) {punches a wall} (I gotta get outta here somehow.)

Mogo: {off-screen} {shouting} Hey C.J.! {walks on screen wearing a brown Dick Tracy hat.. His whole body is under it.} Check out this. {C.J. shushes him}

C.J.: [whispering] Quiet! Don't you realize were at a higher risk of getting caught! The whole police force is looking for us, along with Slasher!

Mogo: [same] Sorry. But check out this cool hat I found!

C.J.: [same] Where did you get that?

Mogo: [same] Over there. {points off-screen. Cuts to a brown box of old clothes for recycling. Cuts back to C.J.}

C.J.: {thinks} Hmm.

{cuts to the outside of the parlor. A close up of the Pizza Cat sign.}

C.J.: {off-screen} The Samurai Pizza Cats. Best pizza in Little Tokyo. The most crowded spot , too. {Cut to C.J. He's wearing the Dick Tracy hat, along with a brown overcoat and a red scarf covering his mouth.}

Mogo: {from inside the coat} [muffled] And our new hiding spot!

C.J.: [whispering] Quiet! Don't speak! I know it's hard for you, but SHUT UP!!!

Mogo: [muffled] Sorry.

{cut to inside the parlor. C.J. enters the front door.}

C.J.: Perfect! {sees how crowded it is} They'll never find us here.

Mogo: [muffled] Can we get a bite to eat?

C.J.: Shut up! And yes, we can. {walks to the counter where Polly is standing behind it.}

Polly: {to C.J.} {smiles} Welcome to Pizza Cats. What would you like today?

Mogo: [muffled] Order something good!

Polly: Excuse me sir?

C.J.: Oh sorry! Just talking to MYSELF. I'll have a large pizza with everything ya got on it!

Mogo: [muffled] No onions!

Polly: What was that, sir?

C.J.: I said extra onions.

Mogo: [muffled] [angrily] WHAT?

Polly: Coming right up! One large with everything on it. Extra onions. {turns around} HEY FRAN!

Mogo: [muffled] Extra onions?

C.J.: I like onions on a pizza.

Mogo: [muffled] [angrily] I DON'T!!!

C.J.: Tell it to someone who cares. Ouch! {looking inside coat} Stop kicking me!

Polly: {walks back} Is something wrong?

C.J.: Huh? Nothing's wrong. Just an annoying itch. The best way to handle it. {makes a fist} is to hit just hard enough. {punches his chest.} OW!

Mogo: [muffled] Missed.

C.J.: There. it stopped.

Polly: {looks at him strangely} Okay. Would you like anything to drink?

Mogo: [muffled] Cherry soda would be nice.

C.J.: Make it orange.

Mogo: [muffled] Cherry.

C.J.: Orange.

Mogo: [muffled] Cherry.

C.J.: Orange.

Mogo: [muffled] [sternly] Cherry.

C.J.: [annoyed] Orange!

Polly: [puzzled] uhh. Sir. Is something wrong. Your coat is talking.

C.J.: Huh? Oh! I. have you fooled!

Polly: ???

C.J.: You see, I'm a ventriloquist and I was seeing if I could fool you. Here's the dummy I use.

{pulls out of his coat Mogo by the red fur ball., who has his eyes narrowed and his arms crossed.}

Mogo: Jerk.

Polly: {looks at Mogo} What is it?

C.J.: Annoying.

Mogo: I can be a ventriloquist. But I'm not stupid enough! He's perfect for the job.

Polly: {giggles} You're pretty good.

C.J.: Yeah. It's not hard to make him speak. It's getting him to shut up that's hard.

Mogo: Get him a glass of water! Maybe he'll stop speaking!

Polly: {giggles} You two make a great team.

C.J.: Well I gotta get rid of this ratty old thing.

Mogo: [angrily] grrrrrrrr.

Polly: How much?

C.J.: Free! But you gotta take him! Right away!

Mogo: He's just kidding. I'm the brains of this operation. Without me, he'd run around, being chased around by the police for mur. {C.J. squeezes the red fur ball} OW!

C.J.: Anyway. {put Mogo back in his coat.} How soon will my pizza be done?

Polly: In a few minutes. Have a seat and our waiter be right there.

C.J.: Thanks! {goes to find a seat. Finds one and sits down.}

Mogo: [muffled] Nice trick! Me a dummy. Ha!

C.J.: You are! Now shut up!

{minutes pass and Speedy walks up to C.J.'s table with his food.}

Speedy: Okay! One Large with everything. Extra onions. That'll be $15.99.

Mogo: [muffled] $15.99! That's an insult!

Speedy: [puzzled] Huh?

C.J.: Uh! Nothing! Here ya go. {hands Speedy the money.} Thanks!

Speedy: Uh. yeah. {walks off still puzzled.} (Sounds like the little. whatever it was I saw this morning.)

C.J.: Mmm. I'm starving.

Mogo: [muffled] For that price, it better be the best pizza I ever have! {leaps out of C.J.'s coat.}

C.J.: HEY!

{Mogo grabs a slice of pizza and leaps back into C.J.'s coat.}

Mogo: [muffled] {chomp!} They got lucky!

C.J.: [annoyed] Yeah, but the next time you try a stunt like that, we won't!

Mogo: [muffled] Even the onions are good.

C.J.: Shut up! {grabs his drink. As he brings it closer to his mouth, Mogo pops his head out of the coat and takes a large slurp of the drink.} HEY! {Mogo stops, and pops back into the coat.}

Mogo: [muffled] Still say we should've gotten cherry.

C.J.: {shakes his drink and hears the sound of rattling ice. Lifts the lid and looks inside.} You didn't leave me a drop! Greedy little.

Mogo: [muffled] Shhhhhhhh. You don't want anyone to hear us do ya?

C.J.: {groans}

Mogo: [muffled] Gimme another slice!

{cut to outside the parlor, where up in the sky is DarkSide.}

DarkSide: It's all going as I planned. Soon that guardian and the Pizza Cats will become a team. And after that. the entire world will meet its doom. {does his vanishing trick and leaves the scene.}

DarkSide: {off-screen} It's all a matter of time.

{scene cuts to the inside of the parlor. C.J., who has finished his meal is still sitting in the same spot reading a book. The books title is "The Teeth of the Tiger," written by Tom Clancy. The time is 9:45, most of the restaurant is empty. Very few customers are left. Polly, GB, and Speedy are sitting at the counter and staring at C.J. with puzzled look on their faces.}

Polly: He's been there all day. When he finished his meal, he pulled out that book and started reading it.

Speedy: Must really be into it.

GB: Good thing. I was thinking of checking out that book.

{cut back to C.J.}

Mogo: [muffled] C.J.? I gotta use the bathroom.

C.J.: {takes his eyes out of the book} Huh? Oh. Okay. {gets up and heads to the men's room. Cut to inside the room.} Okay. The coast's clear.

{Mogo leaps out of C.J.'s coat and heads for a stall. He closes the door.}

Mogo: What time is it?

C.J.: Fifteen minutes to ten. The parlor's closing soon.

Mogo: Whadda we do then?

C.J.: I guess we find a way outta the city.

Mogo: But all the gates are closed. There is no way out. You heard the police.

C.J.: {starts reading his book again} Yeah.

Mogo: {flushes the toilet, and walks out of the stall. Heads to the sink to wash his paws.} We're stuck he. {looks at C.J.} Man, you're hooked on that book.

C.J.: One of my favorite writers. Read almost all of 'em. Reading takes my mind off all that's been happening. I'm about halfway done.

Mogo: At least you can relax. {looks in the mirror and frowns} I really wanna go home. I miss my family, my friends.

C.J.: {puts the book back in his coat pocket.} Don't worry, Mogo. I'll make sure you get home. That's a promise!

Mogo: {half-smiles} Thanks, C.J. You're a true friend.

C.J.: C'mon! Lets go. {Mogo leaps back into C.J.'s coat and they leave the washroom.}

{C.J. looks at the clock. It's now 9:47. He walks back to his seat and starts reading again. As he sits, a cold feeling surrounds him.. Like something evil is coming.}

Mogo: [muffled] You okay?

C.J.: {shivering} It suddenly go really cold. {after a few seconds, the feeling is gone.} Just a chill, I guess.

{cuts to the streets of Little Tokyo. The entire area is deserted, no one is around. Four streetlights light up a small area. A dark portal opens up on the ground under the lights. The hole is black and dark purple. Small particles of dark light surrounds it. In the middle of the portal, a black, clawed hand rises out. As it rises, a sinister black, bladed arm is connected to it. It keeps rising until a full form is out of the portal. The portal disappears as if it was never there but the black from stays. The creature had a spikes on its back and clawed hands and feet. Out of it's mouth is a set a razor sharp fangs. The creature is an ogre with white hair. His eyes are pale purple. The creature is a demon from the Home of Evil, The Demon World.}

Demon: Such a big city. What to destroy first? {laughs evilly. As he laughs, the scene fades out to black, showing only his purple eyes.}

}}commercial break{{

Quik Profile: Name: Slasher Age: 50 Weapon: Guns Likes: Guns Hates: Talking things out.

{fades in to outside the parlor. The clocks strikes ten. Cuts to inside.}

Polly: {to a leaving customer} Thank you for eating at Pizza Cats.

GB: {same} See ya later.

Speedy: {same} Have a safe night.

{C.J. gets up and heads for the door. He's the last one to leave. Cut to outside, C.J. runs into a dark alley to avoid detection of the police.}

C.J.: (I need a new plan.)

{cut to inside where Speedy, GB, and Polly are sitting at a table.}

Speedy: {sighs} Another day done.

GB: Thank God. {gets up} Now if you'll excuse me, Carla's waitin' for me. {walks to the door. Francine quickly stands in front of it.}

Fran: Goin' somewhere?

GB: Um. I was going.

Fran: You're staying another hour for being late. {points to the tables} Get cleaning.

GB: {turns around} Ugh. {cut to the tables. There is trash everywhere.} It's even worst than this afternoon.

Fran: Well. make as clean as you did that afternoon. {to Polly and Speedy} That's goes for you two as well.

{every else groans and starts cleaning. Cut to outside in the alley C.J.'s in.}

C.J.: {yawns} I'm tired. Maybe a little rest won't be so bad. Huh, Mogo? Mogo? {pulls Mogo out of his coat by the red fur ball. He has his eyes closed.}

Mogo: Ku.po. Ku.po. Ku.po. {he's fast asleep. NOTE: "Kupo" is what moogles say when they are happy or excited. They also slowly say it in their sleep.}

C.J.: {yawns} Must be tired too. {puts Mogo softly on the ground. C.J. leans against a wall and slides down until he is sitting. He closes his eyes and falls asleep. A loud crash is heard. CRASH! He snaps awake.} What was that? {he looks to the side and sees two garbage cans turned over, spilling garbage around them.} What ever did that is close by. {he gets up and walks away from the camera. Cuts to the corner. C.J. walks toward the camera and is looking every direction. Behind him a shadow runs into the alley. CRASH! The shadow trips over the cans. C.J. turns around quickly and sees the foot of the shadow. The shadow gets up and keeps walking into the alley. C.J. follows silently.} (What is that thing) {cuts to the front of the parlor where the shadow is watching the lit restaurant and the Cats who are cleaning.}

}}Night of Fate from Kingdom Hearts starts playing{{

Shadow: So these are the mortals he told he to watch. {He opens his purple eyes. It's the demon from before.} What does these fools have to do with me? {looks to the alley and sees C.J., who quickly ducks behind the wall.} Better get this over with. He walks up to the door and forms a blade on his arm} Prepare to die. {just then, C.J. rushes toward him from the empty alley. He spears the demon and they both go a long distance away from the parlor.}

{cut to Speedy who's walking toward the front door.}

Fran: {annoyed} I just where do YOU think you're going?

Speedy: I though I heard something.

Fran: Don't give any of that! Get back to cleaning! NOW!

Speedy: {gulps} Okay.

{cut back outside where C.J. and the demon are preparing to fight. The demon is 2 inches taller than C.J.}

C.J.: The pizzeria not open 'til 7:00, pal. If you wanna fight someone, I'm standin' right here.

{the demon starts running away, C.J. chases after him. They keep running until they reach a dead end. The Demon stops running and turns around, showing C.J. it's ugly face.}

C.J.: The hell are you supposed to be? Halloween reject?

Demon: I'm many things. Hunter, Assassin, executioner.

C.J.: {interrupts} Really? I thought you were just ugly.

Demon: You can call me Org, the Demon Ogre of Power.

C.J.: No kiddin? Guess that makes me C.J., the Demon Ogre Ass-kicker.

Org: {growls angrily} Prepare to die! {charges toward C.J., who punches Org's stomach, causing him to double over in pain.} [breathless] ACK! You lucky bastard.

C.J.: {laughs} Is that the best you can do? {Org jumps to his feet and deliveries a strong hook that hits C.J.'s left check. C.J. face turns right and drops of saliva fly out of his mouth. Org then does a powerful jab and hits C.J. square in the face. C.J. takes a few steps back.} Ouch! {Org lets out a loud battle cry and jumps towards C.J. ready to strike with more powerful punches. C.J. clenches his right hand into a fist and covers the left side of it with his other hand. His hand glows grey with energy.} grrrrrrrr. SPEED FIST!!! { He does quick jabs that hit Org face. Around the 6 constitutive jabs, the screen freeze's while Org's nose is being punched by C.J.'s jab. Below the screen in a black rectangle and white letters is :SPEED FIST."

/Speed fist: A powerful move where C.J. will punch an opponent relatively with lightning fast blows until the energy gathered is gone.\

{Screen turns back to normal and C.J. continues punching Org. After the 12th punch he does a strong uppercut to close the move. Org goes flying back and crashes on the ground.}

C.J.: Did you keep count of that? {Org gets up. Close up to his face. It's swollen and bruised. He has an angry look on his face.} That's an improvement for you!!! {laughs}

Org: {uses his hands to rub his face. When he's done, his face is completed healed.} You little TWIT!!! {unleashes his arm blades. Dashes toward C.J. again, waving his blades around. C.J. jumps into the air and over Org, who only slices off a little of C.J.'s cape. Turns around and runs toward him again. He attempts to slash C.J.'s face. C.J. barely ducks out of the way but still ends up getting a small scratch on his left cheek.} Let's see how cocky you are when I take your whole head off!!! {tries to slash again but gets C.J.'s fist in his face. He stumbles backwards and falls on the ground again. He gets up and sees C.J. about 10 feet away.}

C.J.: Sorry pal! I got things to do! SEE YA!!! {runs away}

}}Music stops playing{{

Org: grrrrrrrr. Damn that idiot! Running from a fight! {gets up to go after C.J. but stops and remembers something.} Never mind. I must get my army ready for battle. I'll kill him along with the city. {walks off-screen.}

{Cut to inside the parlor. The place is completely clean. GB is wiping down the last table.}

GB: phew. All done. {he looks at the clock. It says 10:20.} (Since the cleaning's done. maybe I'll) {heads for the door. But it's blocked by Francine.}

Fran: Leaving early?

GB: [annoyed] C'mon Francine! I've been working all day! I'm tired! I wanna go home! Can't you see the cleaning's finished?

Fran: {looks at the place.} Fine. You can go. {moves out of the way.} Since you finished cleaning, you can go now. No need to be melodramatic.

GB: uhh. {nervous chuckle} Well see you guys tomorrow. {walks out the door.}

Speedy: Later GB!

Polly: Bye!

Fran: I suppose you two are done cleaning as well.

Speedy: Yeah.

Fran: Fine. {heads to the back of the parlor and goes up some stairs. These lead to the bedrooms.}

Polly: She's never been so grouchy before. Not even when.

Speedy: Bucky broke up with here. Now that she's with Guido, every time he's away, she's unhappy.

Polly: (Kinda like me with Speedy. I can't stand being without him.) She'll be fine. {yawns} I'm going to bed. You comin'?

Speedy: Let me just lock up everything. I'll be up in a little. {He and Polly share a passionate kiss with each other.} I love you, Mrs. Cerviche.

Polly: I love you, Mr. Cerviche.

{She goes upstairs. Speedy walks over to the front doors and locks it. He put the shades down on the windows. He head to the back and locks that door. Finally he goes upstairs and turns off the parlor's lights.}

{Meanwhile outside the Parlor}

C.J.: Ha ha! Whadda idiot. That stinkin' ogre thought he could slice me up. {feels the cut he has on his cheek.} Came pretty close though. Gotta work on my timin'. {walks pass the parlor to the dark alley he left Mogo. When he gets there, Mogo is gone.} What the! Where is he? {Because it's so quiet, he can hear slight grunts somewhere.} Is that Mogo? From. [panicky] Behind the restaurant! {runs to the backdoor of the restaurant. Camera cuts to Mogo, who has his tiny paw in a keyhole. C.J. is behind him. [annoyed] The hell are ya doin'!

Mogo: YIPE! {turns around} Oh! It's you. Good thing. Could use a little help. {he's moving his paw around in the keyhole.}

C.J.: With what?

Mogo: Pickin' this lock! Ya see, if we hide in here, we get a nice place to sleep, food, and we'll avoid the police.

C.J.: In case ya didn't notice, this house has people in it. Only an idiot breaks into a house full of people. {hears a slight click.} What's that?

Mogo: {pulls his paw out.} Got it! {turns the doorknob. The door opens. He runs in.}

C.J.: Hey! {realizes he's yelling.} [whispers] Hey. Get back here. {quietly walks in.}

{Camera cuts to the dark parlor. C.J. is still sneaking around.}

C.J.: [whispering] Mogo. Mogo. Where are ya? You're gonna get us arrested. {walks into the kitchen. See the refrigerator wide open. Someone is raiding food behind the door.} Mogo. What are ya doing. {looks over the door.} We need to get. {Sees Francine in a green nightgown and green slippers behind the door.} outta.here. {Fran looks at him, but says nothing.} Uhh. {nervous laugh and grin.} Would you believe this is a huge mistake?

{cut to outside the parlor}

Fran: {from inside} [screams] BURGLAR!!! {cut backs to inside the parlor. Fran is hiding behind the door, with a scared look on her face.} HELP! A BURGLAR!!!

C.J.: Uhh. {acts innocent} Burglar? Where? {looks around for the "burglar" until a frying hits him in the face.} [in pain] O-o-o-ow.

{Fran is standing in front of him holding a frying pan. She's still scared.}

Fran: [scared] Help! Someone help me!!! {hits C.J. 5 more times.}

C.J.: [in pain] Help you? Someone help me. {gets hit 3 mores times. He starts to run toward the backdoor. But Fran chases after him. She jumps on his back and hits him repetitively in the back of the head. Every time he gets hit, he says ow.} [in pain] Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! {Finally he gets her off his back and he heads for the door. He trips when he runs out and lands face first on the ground. When he lifts his head up he's see Mogo in front of him.} Mogo! You didn't go in the house?

Mogo: Sure I did. But I came right back out. Only an idiot breaks into a house full of people.

C.J.; {rubbing the back of his head.} Sounds. familiar. I can swear I heard it. somewhere.

Fran: {front inside} [screaming] POLLY!!! SPEEDY!!! HELP!!!

C.J.: {Springs to his feet.} Damn! If she's callin' reinforcements, I'm gettin' the HELL outta Dodge!!! {runs around to the front.}

Mogo: Hey! Wait for me!!! {follows C.J.} By the way. Where's Dodge?

{cuts inside the parlor. The lights come on and Speedy and Polly run downstairs. Speedy's wearing a white robe and slippers. Polly has on a pink nightgown and bunny slippers. They both don't have their helmets on. Fran is sitting on the table, clutching the frying pan in her hands, breathing quickly.}

Polly: Fran! Are you okay?

Fran: Yeah. I'm okay. Thankfully that burglar didn't get any money. I protected myself. {holds up the dented, cracked and bent up frying pan.}

Speedy: {winces} That must've hurt! At least it's over.

Fran: Yeah. {narrows eyes at Speedy.} [coldly] But it probably wouldn't happened if SOMEONE had locked the backdoor.

Speedy: ??? {before he can reply, Fran hits Speedy in the head so hard with the pan that it breaks off the handle.} [in pain] owwww.

Fran: [angry and shouting] YOU IDIOT!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR!!! {heads gets big} IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LIFE WAS IN DANGER JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO A SIMPLE JOB!!!

Speedy: But I remember locking it.

Fran: SHUT UP!!! {room rumbles} HOW DID HE GET IN THEN?!?!?!?

Polly: {cuts to the backdoor. Polly is standing by the door inspecting it. She tries to lock the door, but it doesn't work.} This lock is broken. Someone picked it. But who can pick a lock this small?

{cut to the front of the Parlor. Org and 4 other demons who are completely green and look like the lizard men from Soul Caliber 2. They are armed with swords and shields.}

Org: Okay. when I give the word. attack them. Leave no survivors. {gets in a battle stance.} Ready. {the lizard men go into their stances.} ATTA. {sees C.J. running from the side.}

Org and C.J.: You again!?

C.J.: Heh. Looks like I get to finish the job.

Org: No way! You're out numbered 4 to 1. Give up!

C.J.: Give.up? Oh crap! That doesn't exist to me. And I DON'T believe in letting creeps like you run wild in the streets. So. {pulls out his sword.} I'm gonna see to it you do a lot less walkin'. Heh-heh-heh.

Org: grrrrr. 2 of you go after him. As for the others, ATTACK!!!

}}Battle Theme from FF4 starts playing{{

{2 lizard men charge after C.J. while two other go for the Pizza Cats.}

C.J.: Come and get me. {watches as the lizards disappear.} What?!?! {they appear behind him ready to slash his head. He ducks in time and slams one in the chin with the hilt of his sword. He then delivers a head butt to the other. The walk back in pain.} Hope it hurts! {runs to go after the other two.}

{the other 2 break open the door and charges for the cats sitting on the chairs. Fran screams will Polly and Speedy get up and into battle stances. Before the lizards can get to them, they stop when they hear C.J.'s voice.}

C.J.: [fake Mexican voice] Heeeeeeeere le-zard le-zard le-zard. [normal] Time to skin ya alive! {runs toward them at a fast speed. The lizards try to hit C.J., but he blocks all their attacks with his own sword. CLASH! CLASH! CLASH! They try hard to slash him, but C.J. gets the first move a cuts one in the chest. Black blood comes running out of the wound. The other lizard pushes C.J. out the door and now he's surrounded by the 4 lizards and Org.} Oops.

Org: This time I'll. {interrupted by a loud chomp!} [screams] AHHHHHH!!! {lifts his hand. Mogo is biting it. He's hanging on, snarling and growling.} GET IT OFF ME!!! {C.J. rushes toward him and does a strong jab and knocks Org down.}

{Mogo lets go and jumps on C.J.'s shoulder. C.J. starts running away, and the lizards chase after him. Org jumps to his feet and runs after him, too. Cuts to inside the parlor.}

Polly: What were those things?

Speedy: That was the guy from this morning. We gotta go after them! C'mon girls! SUIT UP!!!

{cuts to the City Square, where C.J. is trying to hold off the Lizards. He slashes around and blocks attacks. Mogo is hiding behind his back.}

Mogo: What is with you and the whole world? Does every one want you dead?

C.J.: {while fighting} You tell me! {ducks, dodges and rolls around to avoid the merciless attacks.} I'm a little busy!!! {just as the sword of a lizard is about to stab him, a familiar voice rings out from nowhere.}

}}Music Stops{{

Speedy: {from nowhere} Ya mind keepin' it down fellas? People are trying to sleep. But we're up and at 'em!

Org: Who's there?!? Show yourself!!!

}}Opening Theme from Scheherazade starts playing{{

{cut to the rooftop of a house. A spot light hits Francine. She's in her green battle armor. She's twirling her extended snake sword in the air.}

Fran: You should really say "please." {her whip goes back into the sword and she holds it in front of her face.} Then maybe we won't have to be so rough!

{cut to Polly. Spot light hits her.}

Polly: {finishes playing her flute.} Now that you got our attention, we gotta show you some tough. {blows a kiss.} love!

{cut to Speedy. Spotlight hits him.}

Speedy: {gets up from kneeling} Before you come into our town, expect a fight from.

{Polly and Fran stand next to him on both sides.}

All: The Pizza Cats!

{cut to Org with an angry and desperate look on his face.}

Org: Ah, damn! Get them, too!!!

}}Battle Theme from FF4 plays again{{

{the four lizards rush to the Pizza Cats, who are also rushing toward the lizards. Speedy punches a lizard in the gut. Polly scratches one in the face. Fran sweeps kick one and doesn't notice one is coming behind her. She turns around and backs up a it comes closer to her. C.J. rushes and drops kicks it just when it's about to slash her. C.J. lands on his feet.}

C.J.: {to the lizard} What's wrong? Show me what you got. {the lizard gets up and rushes toward C.J. He prepares for the Speed Fist. When it gets close up enough.}

C.J.: SPEED FIST!!! {C.J. hits the lizard in the stomach about 8 times. Fran extends her sword and tangles the lizard on the neck. She pulls and the lizard falls back.} Awesome!!! {Fran smiles and looses the whip. C.J. grabs the lizard by the legs and monkey tosses him into the wall behind him. CRASH! The lizard hits the wall and leaves an imprint.}

{Back to Polly and Speedy, who are back to back and sword dueling with two lizards. They block all the attacks until Polly's sword is knocked out of her hands. Fran quickly hits the lizard Polly was fighting in the back with her whip. It turns around and Fran hits it again in the face, knocking it out. Speedy locks swords with the lizard and pushes it back. He tries a jump slash but the lizard blocks it with his shield. Speedy lands on his feet and stabs his sword the lizard's stomach. It lets out a loud roar as the sword goes into him.}

Speedy: Ya shouldn't have made me done that. {he pulls out his sword and punches the demon in the face. It falls on the ground. It then lays flat and appears dead. It slowly burns away, and is not seen anymore.} What?

{meanwhile, Org opens up a portal in the ground and 7 more lizard men come out to fight.}

C.J.: DAMMIT! {he's sword dueling with one of the new ones. He leaps over it and stabs it in the back. It burns away as well. C.J. just stands there, sword in hand.} What's with these things?

{Polly is cornered by 3 lizards. She prepares for the Passion Paws Attack.}

Polly: Come a little closer. {the lizards are pulled in closer. Close up of her hand. She meows loudly and lets out her claws. The screen goes black and 3 scratch marks appear. The screen goes back to normal and the lizards are on the ground, clutching their blood covered faces. They burn away. Polly looks at her claws. They are covered with black blood.} Eww. that's gross.

{cut to Speedy, who's going after Org. He engages in a sword on arm blade duel with him. The block each other moves, but Org hits Speedy with a blade hard in the chest.}

Speedy: YEOW! {the blade slashes through his armor and blood rushes from the large wound. He gets his guard back and continues dueling.}

{cut to Fran and C.J., who are surrounded by 4 lizards right in the middle of the battle field.}

Fran: What do we do now?

C.J.: I got an idea! [nervously] But I need your legs.

Fran: [sternly] Excuse me?

{cut to Polly sword dueling with a lizard. She's getting tired. Back to C.J.}

C.J.: [shouting] READY!

Fran: YEAH!

{C.J. swings Fran around by the legs, while she holds her extended sword out. They slash all 4 of the lizards, making them burn up. Mogo, still hiding behind C.J., is flung out.}

Mogo: [yelling] WHOA!!!

{cut to Polly. She's about to be slashed by the lizard. Mogo, hits the lizard in the head, knocking him away from Polly. She catches Mogo in her hands.}

Polly: {look at Mogo.} Huh? But you were that dummy.

Mogo: {smiles} Nice catch!

Polly: uhh.{slightly smiles} no problem.

{The lizard is in front of Polly again. Before he can do anything, Fran hits him in the head with her whip and slices it in half. The lizard burns away. Polly looks at Fran.}

Polly: Not bad for a first battle.

Fran: Thanks. This is harder than it looks.

Polly: Actually. {scene cuts to C.J. dueling with the last lizard.} These guys are a lot harder than the Ninja Crows. And a lot more violent.

{C.J. dodges many slashes and he counters the last one with a vertical slash that slices the whole demon in half. It burns away and there is no more.}

C.J.: Yeah! No more of those freaks! Except.

{cuts to Speedy and Org dueling. They are still blocking each other's moves. Their swords clash rapidly.}

Org: Prepare to die, feline!

Speedy: I don't think so! {he slashes off half of Org left arm.}

Org: Argh! {looks down on the ground where his arm is. He tries to pick it up, but it burns away before he can. Looks at Speedy.} Bastard! I'll rip your head off!

Polly: {off screen} Don't speak to my husband that way!

{camera pans to Polly, who is holding Mogo in her hands, Fran, and C.J. who are standing behind Speedy.}

C.J.: Now who's out numbered 4 to 1!!!

}}Music Stops{{

{they all step closer to Org, who takes a step back. The street begins to shake violently.}

Fran: [voice vibrating] W-w-w-w-what's t-t-t-t-that?

{cut to Org. A huge 30 foot dragon lands behind him. The dragon is dark green but it appears to rotting away. Some of it's scales are hanging right off it's body. Even the two horns on his head are broken.}

Polly: What kind of dragon is that?

Speedy: Is it a zombie?

C.J.: I don't care what it is. It's goin' down!

Org: Alright dragon! ATTACK!!! {the dragon lets out a huge roar. It then lowers it head to Org with it's mouth open. Org turns around and faces it.} WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! NOT ME!!! {with a powerful snap, it closes it's mouth with Org in it. It rises it's head up and roars again.}

Fran: It ate him.

}}Boss Theme from Breath of Fire 3 starts playing{{

C.J.: That was the appetizer. We're the main course! {the dragon starts running toward C.J. and Fran. They manage to get out of the way in time. After it passes them, it's rotting tail hit's C.J. hard and knocks him into a wall.} [in pain] Damn!

{Polly jumps up to the dragon, claws ready. Before she can make it, the dragon starts flying in the air. Polly misses and lands on her feet. The dragon then blows a fire ball from its mouth. It speeds toward Polly, but Speedy knocks her out of the way and takes the blow.}

Speedy: {it hits his arm.} AHH! {his arm catches on fire. He shakes it off, and tries to jump high enough to attack. He's able to slash at the dragon's face with his sword. The dragon roars in pain. Speedy lands, and jumps again, this time slashing the dragon's stomach, It roars again and dives down toward the Speedy while still in the air. Speedy is hit in the back. He flies about 15 feet forward and lands face first on the ground. The dragon is now flying toward the now recovered C.J., who is holding his sword in a baseball batter stance.}

C.J.: Number 1 Julius is at the plate! {the dragon fires a fire ball at him.} Here's the pitch. He swings! {he slashes the fire ball, making it vanish.} It's outta here!!! {the dragon flies closer. C.J. jumps over it and lands on top of it.} As for the pitcher. {he drives his sword into the dragon's neck. It roars in pain. The dragon collapses to the ground and closes it's blood shut eyes.} C.J. wins!!! 1-0!!! Whadda game!!! {the dragon opens it's eyes and flies into the air.} WHOA!!! {C.J. grabs his sword and falls of its back. He lands on his feet. The dragon then dives down toward C.J. with it's mouth wide open. C.J. prepares to attack. When the dragon is close enough, Polly jumps from the side of the screen and slashes the dragon right in the face with her sword. It roars in pain. Fran then whips the dragon in the neck, causes it to bleed. C.J. jumps out of the way, as the dragon hits it's face on the hard cement.} Thanks!!! {cuts to Speedy who is preparing for the Cat's Eye Slash.} This'll be good!

Speedy: Time to put a stop to this creep. {goes into his Cat's Eye Slash sequence. When he fires the energy, it slices off both of the dragon's wings, disabling him from flying.} You've been grounded!

{Polly and Fran both attack the dragon with slashes on the neck. While C.J. gather's energy into his sword. It glows grey with and energy.}

C.J. ILLUSION STAB!!! {he stabs the dragon in the face with his sword at an incredible speed. At the 8 stab, the screen freezes and begin to explain the move.}

/ Illusion Stab: C.J. stabs an enemy rapidly. Like the Speed Fist, when he runs out of energy, it stops.\

{C.J. stabs 6 more times then stops. The dragon blows fire but C.J. moves out of the way.}

C.J.: I didn't think it have to come to this. But I'll give it a try. {his whole body glows grey with energy. He hold his sword in front of his face. It too glows grey.} SON-IC-BLADE!!! {he points his sword out toward the dragon. He starts running very fast toward it. His sword goes into the dragon's face. The screen freezes.}

/ Sonic Blade: C.J. runs right through an enemy and severely damages that enemy. Very powerful, but also uses a lot of energy.\

{C.J. continues running right trough the dragon, diving deeper trough it. When he finally runs completely through the dragon, it slowly starts burning up. It lifts it head in and lets out a roar before the skin completely burns off. After a few minutes, the only thing left is the skeleton of the dragon, which turns to dust and gets blow away. Cut to C.J. He smiles and spins his sword around in one hand and puts it in it's holder.}

}}Music Stop{{

C.J.: [yelling victoriously} YEAAH!!!

Speedy: {amazed} Whoa. Whadda move.

Polly: {same} Yeah. Think we can learn it?

Mogo: {leaps out of Polly's hands and onto C.J.'s shoulder.} That was cool! You just. and then you. whoosh!. you went right. then you. Did I mention it was cool?

Fran: {looks at C.J.} Wait a minute. [yells] You're that burglar!!!

Polly: You mean ventriloquist.

Speedy: You're the guy who was on the news.

C.J.: uhh. {calm} Okay. {walks up to the 3 cats.} I'm not a ventriloquist. or a burglar. If I was on the news. then that's all I can say.

Polly: You're a wanted man, aren't you.

C.J.: {spits on the ground} Yeah. Mass killing. {after hearing this, the 3 cats go into a shocked expression.} But wait! I didn't commit those crimes. Someone framed me. I don't know who. {clenches his fist.} But I'm screwed because of it.

Fran: Why did you sneak into our parlor?

Mogo: uhh. well. I kinda picked your lock and ran in. He was just trying to stop me from making a mistake.

C.J.: But still. I'm sorry for the trouble I caused tonight.

Speedy: It's not your fault. You saved us back at the parlor, too.

C.J.: You guys saved me when I was surrounded. And we were all able to get rid of those lizards. {laughs} I guess we were a little too loud. I'm surprised their aren't any citizens telling me to shut the hell up!

Polly: Actually. when danger strikes. the people stay in there homes.

Speedy: And they go right back to sleep. This city is pretty famous for having bad things happen.

Fran: And they always stop it. Me. I just finished training, so this is my first real fight ever.

C.J.: This seemed like a quiet town.

Polly: With all the dangerous people reformed or exiled it is quiet.

Speedy: Haven't had a good fight in a long time.

C.J.: Well what ever those things were, you don't need to worry about them anymore. I doubt they'll come back.

Voice: {off-screen} On the contrary. You'll be seeing more of them, sooner or later.

}}Evil Theme from Secret of Mana 2 starts playing{{

{the cats and C.J. looks at where the voice is coming from. Cut to the owner of the voice, who looks exactly like C.J., except for red eyes. He is floating in the air, looking down at them.}

C.J.: {real} The hell is that?!?

C.J.: {fake} You're eyes are not playing tricks on you, human! {gets surrounded by black smoke. He transforms into DarkSide.}

Speedy: Who are you?

DarkSide: I'm the cause of all this. Those demons, that dragon. My name is DarkSide. And I am far more superior than all of you combined. That include those fools, Anchovy and Bad Bird. But wait. he lost his spine, and now he's Good Bird.

Speedy: [angrily] What'd you call our friends?!?

DarkSide: Save it, Cerviche. You, Ester and Manx are no different than them. In fact. the only one who has even a drop of courage. {to C.J.} is you Julius.

C.J.: How do you know my name?

DarkSide: Don't be so surprised. Demons know all about your kind. Guardians. {spits on the ground} Cowering bastards.

C.J.: [angrily] Shut the hell up! You don't have any right calling us bastards! You've probably never even fought a Guardian. {draws out his sword} How 'bout we change that!

DarkSide: I'll pass. You not even strong enough to breath the same air I do. {smiles evilly} However. The 237 weak mortals I killed this morning didn't even deserve to live.

{everyone but C.J. is shocked. C.J. is angry.}

C.J.: So it was YOU who framed me for those murders!

DarkSide: Yes. The sight of humans begging for mercy. The sound of a mortal's agony after I rip their heart out. Not to mention. The satisfactory of stabbing them to death with this. {pulls out his long sword from the holder on his back.}

Fran: {scared} He killed them with. that?

Polly: You heartless monster! How can you take away another person's life?

DarkSide: When you say "another person," it means your equal. I have no equal. I am far superior than any human on this pathetic planet. Don't ever confuse me with a human.

Speedy: You're not superior. You're evil.

DarkSide: You of all people should know, Cerviche. There is no "Good" or "Evil." There is only power. Those with power deserve to rule it all. Those without it are just worthless animals, waiting to be slaughtered.

C.J.: Are ya done yet?

DarkSide: Not quite. Julius. Your family has a history of power behind.

C.J.: I know. We've been fighting to become more powerful for centuries. We want to help those who need it. And crush the enemies who were against peace. Enemies like you.

DarkSide: You'll never become strong enough to make a difference, Julius. You're a weak animal. You're ancestors had some power. But you have none.

}}Boss Theme 2 from Lufia 2 starts playing{{

C.J. [angry and shouting] ENOUGH!!! {C.J. jumps into the air to punch DarkSide. He gets close enough, but when he throws the punch, DarkSide catches it and throws him back on the ground. C.J. lands hard on his back.} Owww.

DarkSide: {slowly descents and lands on the ground.} Anyone else care to try to hit me?

Speedy: [shouting] YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! {runs toward DarkSide, sword in hand. When he's close enough, DarkSide lands a powerful punch in the stomach of Speedy that causes him to double over in pain. [breathless] .cough.cough.

{DarkSide grabs him by the throat and throws him into a wall 30 feet away. Speedy crashes into it and passes out when he falls to the ground.}

Polly: Speedy! {looks at DarkSide} [angry] grrrrrrrr. {she jumps in the air} [shouting] YOU BEAST!!! {she throws 5 heart bombs at DarkSide.}

{DarkSide catches all of them and throws them back at Polly. He's throws them so fast, she doesn't even see them until they blow up on her. She flies back and lands on her back next to Speedy. She, too passes out.}

Fran: [whimpering] Polly.Speedy. {looks at DarkSide, who is standing right in front of her. She can't move because she is frozen with fear.}

DarkSide: You I will not spare. {grabs Fran by the neck and holds her in the air.} You're not a real Pizza Cat. You're just a worthless replacement. A useless trump card that will never be a real warrior. {Fran's eyes start to well up with tears.} That right. Cry. Pity yourself. It makes killing you more enjoyable.

{just as DarkSide tightens his grip, C.J. comes rushing up to him. He rolling tackles him, cause him to drop Fran. When they stop rolling, C.J. is standing over DarkSide, ready to cast his sword into DarkSide's head. DarkSide quickly punches C.J. and makes him fly to the left. C.J. lands on his feet. DarkSide stands, and aims his hand at C.J., who is 10 feet away.}

DarkSide: You have more courage than I thought. {his hand glows black with energy.} But more ignorant, as well. {fires a black orb of energy at C.J. It hits him and makes him fly back about 20 feet. He lands on his back.} You fool. Always know what your opponent will do next. {points his hand at Polly and Speedy, who are still unconscious.} Let me tell you what I'll do next. I'm going to blast the couple to hell. Unless you can stop me. {his hand starts to glow.}

{Rather than go after DarkSide, C.J. rushes toward Polly and Speedy. He dashes over to them. DarkSide then fires a larger energy blast. C.J. runs into it. It explodes on impact. He takes the full impact, but Polly and Speedy are unharmed by it. C.J. has a huge wound on his stomach and right arm.}

C.J.: [wearily] Ha. Ha. You.should know. what I.was gonna. do. {C.J. collapses and is unconscious.}

Mogo: C.J.! {runs out of the garbage can he was hiding in and goes by C.J.} Don't die on me, buddy! You need to get me home! C'mon! Wake up!

Fran: {still frozen in fear. Tears are running from the sides of her face.} (What can I do? I can't fight him. I'll be killed. But if I don't do anything, Speedy and the others will be killed. He's too strong for me.)

DarkSide: {looking at C.J.} {scoffs} Idiot. {starts floating in the air. Looks at Fran.} You! When they wake up, tell them that I look forward to our next battle. Do yourself favor and stay home that day. Until then. farewell. {he opens a portal and goes through it. It along with him vanish. It starts to rain.}

{ Chrono Trigger Sad Theme starts playing.}

Fran: {now able to move, kneels down on the ground.} [sobbing] Why didn't I help them? Why? It's not fair. I should have done something!!! {Mogo walks up to her.}

Mogo: [softly] Please. don't cry. {Fran looks at him.} It's not your fault. You were just scared. This was a tough fight. Even if both of us helped, we still would of lost. He's right. he is powerful. Also. don't listen to him. When I saw you against those lizards, you were great. I could never fight like you.

Speedy: That's right. {walks up to the two of them limping.} You're an important member of this team. With a little more training, you'll be able to fight anything. If all the Samurai Pizza Cats fight together, I know we can win.

Polly: We'll help you. {she also is limping over to them.} We'll train you. Teach you new moves. Make you stronger than you already are. Trust us. We'll never leave you behind.

Fran: {feels a little better. She slightly smiles.} Thank you. For everything. {smiles fades} I guess I've been pushing you guys to hard at the parlor this week. I'm sorry.

Polly: It's okay. We understand. {looks at C.J.} We should take him to the parlor and let him rest.

{all four of them walk over to C.J.}

Fran: Speedy. Get him on one side. I got the other. {Speedy goes to the left and Fran the right. They lift C.J.'s arms over their shoulders.}

}}FF6 Cyan Theme starts playing{{

C.J.: [wearily] Thanks. {he stands up on his feet. He still has his arms around the two's shoulders.}

Polly: You can still walk?

C.J.: Balancing is the tough part. But I can make it. I overheard you guys. Ms. Manx? Allow me to help you train. That is, if you'll allow me to help.

Fran: Help? Like be a member of the team?

C.J.: This is as much my battle as it is yours. I can't leave this city. And if we catch DarkSide, I can clear my name. So please let me become part of the team.

}} Fire Emblem 4 theme starts playing{{

Polly: {smiles} Well Speedy?

Speedy: {same} Why don't we let Francine decide this one.

Fran: {same} I say. welcome aboard!

Mogo: Can I help?

Fran: Of course you can!

Mogo: [excited] Really!? I can?!

C.J.: Thank you. I'll do my best!!!

Speedy: I guess we weren't introduced properly. I'm Speedy Cerviche!

Polly: Polly Ester, here!

Fran: Francine Manx. Pleased to meet you.

Mogo: The Great Moogle, Mogo , I'm called!

{close up of C.J.'s smiling face. The last notes of the song start playing.}

C.J.: And I'm Christopher Julius! But you my friends. can call me C.J.! {scene slowly fades out along with the song.}

}}}TO BE CONTINUED{{{

}} Scheherazade Theme starts playing{{

{The cats plus Fran and GB are in victory poses. GB is in the air, sword drawn. Fran is next to Guido, twirling her whip over her head.}

Speedy: On the next. {Mogo jumps over the team and is in front of the camera.}

Mogo: Pizza Cats!

{cut to C.J., who is unsheathing his sword.}

C.J.: The Military Saga! {draws out his sword and whole screen fades to white.}

C.J.: [voiceover] Well the show's finally getting on it's way!

Speedy: [same] Wait 'til ya see the next episode!

C.J.: [same] So we go to the airport to get the 3rd member of the Pizza Cats, Guido.

Speedy:[same] When he sees you.

{scene shows Guido punching C.J. hard in the face.}

Speedy: [same] KA-POW!

C.J.: [same] [annoyed] Nice shot. [voiceover] So I'm now a part of the team. But before I can enter the Little Tokyo scene, I gotta get a whole new look.}

{scene shows wanted posters with C.J.'s face all over town.}

Speedy: [same] Who do you call for new equipment? GURU LOU!!!

C.J.: [same] Out with the Guardian C.J., and enter Pizza Cat. say. what is my new name?

Speedy: [same] Duh! Read the title.

C.J.: [same] Oh yeah! Next episode.

}}C.J.'s Double Life!{{
}}Meet Aero!!!{{

C.J.: [same] Aero? Kinda like that!

}}end teaser{{{

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