CHAPTER TWO: The Blender

Whirrr... Like the siren's song... Alucard felt drawn to the blender, heat building within him... The sharp, sensual spinning, the long, smooth cord fit snug into the wall's socket... It called to him....

Little did he know, Alucard's passionate thrusts shook the blender too hard...

And the little button clicked down, and the blender cried out in ectasy as Alucard read the button in horror...

"Puree"

((Bring on the flames!))