Samurai Pizza Cats:
The Military Saga
/The quiet tranquility of Little Tokyo was shattered yesterday when young Guardian, Christopher Julius and his moogle friend, Mogo, lead D.O.O.M's Lieutenant Slasher on a city wide chase. C.J. was convicted for a mass murder crime, so this brought the attention of the local police. He managed to lose both D.O.O.M and the police by hiding in The Samurai Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor until night. When night came, a group of Demon Lizards arrived to attack the SPC right in their own home. C.J. stopped the attack but was severely outnumbered. Until the Samurai Pizza Cats came to the rescue. After battling the lizards, and a zombie dragon, they met DarkSide, a half human half demon who was responsible in framing C.J. The SPC and C.J. tried hard to defeat him, but failed and suffered great injuries. They were spared by DarkSide, for now. C.J. asked to become a part of the SPC to help defeat DarkSide and clear his good name. The cats made him a Pizza Cat and will prepare for the next time they confront DarkSide again. The training starts today.\
}}Episode 2{{
}}C.J.'s Double Life! Meet Aero!{{
{the scene opens outside the Parlor. It's morning, about 7:03. The sound of a phone ringing is heard.}
Speedy: {from inside} Hello?
Guido: {on the phone} Up early as always, eh Speedy?
Speedy: Hey Guido! {cut to the living room, where Speedy is talking into a wall phone. He wearing a white robe, slippers, and no helmet.} Where are ya?
Guido: The airport in New York. The plane'll take me straight to Little Tokyo, so I'll be home a little earlier.
Speedy: That's great! Fran'll be so happy to hear it. She misses ya.
Guido: I miss her. So anyway. How is she?
Speedy: A little upset, but she'll cheer up when I tell her you're coming in at. what time are you coming in?
Guido: About 12:45. Maybe earlier.
Speedy: We'll be there. But. {looks at the couch. C.J. is sleeping on his back on it. He doesn't have his armor on. Just white socks, blue pants, and a green T-shirt. Mogo is sleeping on the other couch across from C.J.} we got some things to care of afterwards.
Guido: Is something wrong?
Speedy: No. Nothing's wrong. Don't worry.
Guido. [shocked] Is Polly pregnant?
Speedy: No. Not that.
Guido: Is something up with Fran?
Speedy: Nothing is up with her. Look, I'll explain later. Things are just a little complicated.
Guido: What can't you tell me now? It's not a collect call.
Speedy: Believe me. It's easy to explain with everyone around to hear.
Guido: Well okay. I gotta go man. I could get some breakfast before I board the plane. Bye.
Speedy: Bye. {hangs up the phone.} (Yeah, Guido. Thinks just got a little weirder. And more dangerous. )
{Flashes back to the last episode, when the cats and C.J. were fighting the lizards. Org opens up a portal in the ground and 7 more lizard men come out to fight.}
C.J.: DAMMIT! {he sword dueling with one of the new ones. He leaps over it and stabs it in the back. It burns away as well. C.J. just stands there, sword in hand.} What's with these things?
{Polly is cornered by 3 lizards. She prepares for the Passion Paws Attack.}
Polly: Come a little closer. {the lizards are pulled in closer. Close up of her hand. She meows loudly and lets out her claws. The screen goes black and 3 scratch marks appear. The screen goes back to normal and the lizards are on the ground, clutching their blood covered faces. They burn away. Polly looks at her nails. They are covered with black blood.} Eww. that's gross.
{cut to Speedy, who's going after Org. He engages in a sword on arm blade duel with him. The block each other moves, but Org hits Speedy with a blade hard in the chest.}
Speedy: YEOW! {the blade slashes through his armor and blood rushes from the large wound. He gets his guard back and continues dueling.}
{cut to Polly sword dueling with a lizard. She's getting tired. Back to C.J.}
C.J.: [shouting] READY!
Fran: YEAH!
{C.J. swings Fran around by the legs, while she holds her extended sword out. They slash all 4 of the lizards who were surrounding them, making them burn up. Mogo, still hiding behind C.J., is flung out.}
Mogo: [yelling] WHOA!!!
{cut to Polly. She's about to be slashed by the lizard. Mogo, hits the lizard in the head, knocking him away from Polly. She catches Mogo in her hands.}
Polly: {look at Mogo.} Huh? But you were that dummy.
Mogo: {smiles} Nice catch!
Polly: uhh.{slightly smiles} no problem.
{cuts to Speedy and Org dueling. They are still blocking each other's moves. Their swords clash rapidly.}
Org: Prepare to die, feline!
Speedy: I don't think so! {he slashes off half of Org left arm.}
Org: Argh! {looks down on the ground where his arm is. He tries to pick it up, but it burns away before he can. Looks at Speedy.} Bastard! I'll rip your head off!
Polly: {off screen} Don't speak to my husband that way!
{camera pans to Polly, who is holding Mogo in her hands, Fran, and C.J. who are standing behind Speedy.}
C.J.: Now who's out numbered 4 to 1!!!
{they all step closer to Org, who takes a step back. The street begins to shake violently.}
Fran: [voice vibrating] W-w-w-w-what's t-t-t-t-that?
{cut to Org. A huge 30 foot dragon lands behind him. The dragon is dark green but it appears to rotting away. Some of it's scales are hanging right off it's body. Even the two horns on his head are broken.}
Polly: What kind of dragon is that?
Speedy: Is it a zombie?
C.J.: I don't care what it is. It's goin' down!
Org: Alright dragon! ATTACK!!! {the dragon lets out a huge roar. It then lowers it head to Org with it's mouth open. Org turns around and faces it.} WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! NOT ME!!! {with a powerful snap, it closes it's mouth with Org in it. It rises it's head up and roars again. Cut to C.J.}
C.J.: I didn't think it have to come to this. But I'll give it a try. {his whole body glows grey with energy. He hold his sword in front of his face. It too glows grey.} SON-IC-BLADE!!! {he points his sword out toward the dragon. He starts running very fast toward it. His sword goes into the dragon's face. C.J. continues running right trough the dragon, diving deeper trough it. When he finally runs completely through the dragon, it slowly starts burning up. It lifts it head in and lets out a roar before the skin completely burns off. After a few minutes, the only thing left is the skeleton of the dragon, which turns to dust and gets blow away. Cut to C.J. He smiles and spins his sword around in one hand and puts it in it's holder. Cut to DarkSide floating in the air.}
DarkSide: I'm the cause of all this. Those demons, that dragon. My name is DarkSide. And I am far more superior than all of you combined. That include those fools, Anchovy and Bad Bird. But wait. he lost his spine, and now he's Good Bird.
Speedy: [angrily] What you call are friends?!?
DarkSide: Save it, Cerviche. You, Ester and Manx are no different than them. In fact. the only one who has even a drop of courage. {to C.J.} is you Julius.
{C.J. jumps into the air to punch DarkSide. He gets close enough, but when he throws the punch, DarkSide catches it and throws him back on the ground. C.J. lands hard on his back.}
DarkSide: {slowly descents and lands on the ground.} Anyone else care to try to hit me?
Speedy: [shouting] YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! {runs toward DarkSide, sword in hand. When he's close enough, DarkSide lands a powerful punch in the stomach of Speedy that causes him to double over in pain. [breathless] .cough.cough.
{DarkSide grabs him by the throat and throws hi into a wall 30 feet away. Speedy crashes into it and passes out when he falls to the ground.}
Polly: Speedy! {looks at DarkSide} [angry] grrrrrrrr. {she jumps in the air} [shouting] YOU BEAST!!! {she throws 5 heart bombs at DarkSide.}
{DarkSide catches all of them and throws them back at Polly. He's throws them so fast, she doesn't even see them until they blow up on her. She flies back and lands on her back next to Speedy. She, too passes out.}
DarkSide: You have more courage than I thought. {his hand glows black with energy.} But more ignorant, as well. {fires a black orb of energy at C.J. It hits him and makes him fly back about 20 feet. He lands on his back.} You fool. Always know what your opponent will do next. {points his hand at Polly and Speedy, who are still unconscious.} Let me tell you what I'll do next. I'm going to blast the couple to hell. Unless you can stop me. {his hand starts to glow.}
{Rather than go after DarkSide, C.J. rushes toward Polly and Speedy. He dashes over to them. DarkSide then fires a larger energy blast. C.J. runs into it. It explodes on impact. He takes the full impact, but Polly and Speedy are unharmed by it. C.J. has a huge wound on his stomach and right arm.}
C.J.: [wearily] Ha. Ha. You.should know. what I.was gonna. do. {C.J. collapses and is unconscious.}
DarkSide: {looking at C.J.} {scoffs} Idiot. {starts floating in the air. Looks at Fran.} You! When they wake up, tell them that I look forward to our next battle. Do yourself favor and stay home that day. Until then. farewell. {he opens a portal and goes through it. It along with him vanish. It starts to rain. Cut to Speedy and Fran who are helping C.J. walk, Polly is next to Speedy with Mogo on her shoulder.}
C.J.: This is as much my battle as it is yours. I can't leave this city. And if we catch DarkSide, I can clear my name. So please let me become part of the team.
Polly: {smiles} Well Speedy?
Speedy: {same} Why don't we let Francine decide this one.
Fran: {same} I say. welcome aboard!
C.J.: Thank you. I'll do my best!!!
Speedy: I guess we weren't introduced properly. I'm Speedy Cerviche!
Polly: Polly Ester, here!
Fran: Francine Manx. Pleased to meet you.
Mogo: The Great Moogle, Mogo, I'm called!
{close up of C.J.'s smiling face.}
C.J.: And I'm Christopher Julius! But you my friends. can call me C.J.!
{cuts back to the present day. Speedy is sitting on his and Polly's bed. Polly is still sleeping. He's looking at her. Polly and Speedy's Room is actually Polly's old room.}
Speedy: (Fran said she was hit hard with those bombs.) {clenches his fist} (Damn you DarkSide. Killing and hurting innocent people. How can he think he's superior to us? He's nothing but a cold blooded killer.) {relaxes his hand. He looks into Polly's face.} (Even when she sleeps, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.) {smiles} (I better not disturb her. She probably really tired.) {He gets up to leave. Before he makes it to the door.}
Polly: Good morning, honey. {Speedy turns around to see Polly, who is sitting up. She is smiling.}
Speedy: {walks over to her and gives her a kiss.} Morning kitten. Did you sleep good?
Polly: {shakes her head} It still hurts when DarkSide used my bombs on me.
Speedy: I know. My gut feels like a boulder landed on it. How can one person be so strong?
Polly: I don't know. Whatever he is, he's a lot stronger than us.
Speedy: Not for long. After some more training, we might be ready for a rematch.
Polly: {smiles a little} I hope you're right.
Speedy: Am I ever wrong? {thinks for a second} Uh, don't answer that.
Polly: {giggles} I won't. Is Fran up?
Speedy: Nope. And C.J. and Mogo are still asleep. Why don't we go downstairs? I'll make breakfast.
Polly: Go ahead. I'll be down in a minute.
Speedy: {gives her another kiss and heads downstairs. To his surprise Fran is there.} Fran? What are you doing up so early?
Fran: {She's wearing a green robe and slippers.} I can't get back to sleep. My throat hurts. {From last night when DarkSide choked her.}
Speedy: Yeah. Me and Polly still feel the pain. {Polly comes downstairs wearing a pink robe and bunny slippers. C.J. also wearily joins them. His eyes are half closed and he's dragging his feet. He's still half asleep.} Morning C.J.
C.J.: [groggily] Mornin'. {yawns loudly.}
Polly: Couldn't sleep either?
C.J.: {shakes his head.} Need somethin' to wake me up.
Speedy: How 'bout some coffee?
C.J.: Coffee don't work for me. Only one thing will help. Point me to the nearest kitchen.
{Camera cuts to kitchen. The view is on the counter. There are different kinds of food and mixes on it. Baking Soda, vinegar, eggs, pickles, etc. }
Speedy: Are ya sure about this? Sounds more like a science project than a "wake me up."
Polly: Makes me nauseous just thinking about it.
Fran: You're actually going to use ALL of these?
C.J.: Gotta. If I wanna wake up. {Camera cut so it's facing C.J. He's sitting by the counter with a tall glass in front of him. The cats are behind, watching him prepare the "wake me up."} Now first, ya need a egg. {cracks a egg and pours it into the glass.} Then, some vinegar. {pours vinegar into the glass until it is half full.} Now some Tabasco sauce. {puts 3 drops of Tabasco into the vinegar. The cats start to grimace.}
Cats: ugh.
C.J.: Now, some baking soda. {puts a table spoon of baking soda in the mix.} Marshmallows. {puts in 5 miniature marshmallows.} Peaches. {opens a can of sliced peaches and puts 3 pieces in.}
Polly: Disgusting.
C.J.: Whipped cream. {strays some whipped cream on the mix.} Pickles. {takes 4 pickles chips and throws them in. The cats grimace again. Fran starts turning green.} Onions. {throws 4 sliced onions in the mix. It starts to stink.}
Speedy: That smells bad!
C.J.: Ketchup! {squirts ketchup into the glass. }
Cats: Gross!
C.J.: And for the minty fresh taste. Toothpaste! {as he squirts toothpaste into the mix, the cats grimace, Fran turns greener.} Stir well. {uses a spoon to mix it. It turns into a brownish green liquid.}
Speedy: [disgusted] That's a interesting color.
C.J.: {when he finishes stirring, he lifts the glass.} Bottoms up. {He starts to drink it.}
Cats: OH!
Speedy: My god!
Polly: I'm gonna be sick.
Fran: {turning completely green.} I already am. {runs to the sink and begins retching.}
C.J.: {swallows the last drop.} ACK! Also good for hang-overs, sore throats, and headaches. {Polly and Speedy are grimacing. Fran walks back up after throwing up. Looks at them.} I'm sorry. Does anyone else want one?
Cats: OH!
Speedy: {runs out the kitchen.} Damn!
Polly: {following Speedy} That was gross!
Fran: {runs back to the sink.} Ohh. {starts retching again.}
C.J.: {covers his mouth and breaths.} Any one got a mint?
{cut to the outside training area near the side of the parlor. It has high privacy fences and wooden training dummies. Also a weight set, chopping stones, and balance beam. After eating breakfast, the team are ready to begin training.}
C.J.: Whoa! You guys weren't kidding! This is great!
{The cats are now in their battle gear.}
Speedy: Yep! Once a week, we practice all day long to stay fit.
C.J.: {looks at a chopping stone.} I'm gonna slice that rock in half! {runs towards the stone.}
Speedy: C.J.! Wait!
C.J.: {jumps into the air, unsheathes his sword and does a jumping vertical slash. When he contacts the stone, he doesn't slice it, but he hangs in the air while his sword is on the stone. He starts to shake.} [voice vibrating] Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. {after about 20 seconds of this, he falls to the side and hits the ground. Fran and Polly giggle.}
Speedy: {walks to the stone.} These rocks are the thickest and the strongest. You can't just slice them in the air.
C.J.: [voice still vibrating] T-t-t-t-t-t-thanks for t-t-t-t-t-t-the warni- n-n-n-n-n-ng.
{cut to the palace throne room. Princess Vi is speaking to Slasher.}
Vi: Have you found the killer?
Slasher: I'm afraid he's eluded us, Princess Vi. But mark my words. He will be found and executed right away.
Vi: {shakes her head} No executing here, Lieutenant. Just find him and get him out of Little Tokyo.
{Big Al walks in.}
Al: Princess! The message has been made.
Slasher: Message?
Vi: I'm afraid we have to get the citizens help. We're giving them a message today that this man must be caught. We're offering a reward to anyone who has information to help us get him.
Slasher: Are you sure that's wise?
Vi: {getting angry} Are you saying I'm wrong?
Slasher: {waves his hand in defense.} Uh. of course not! I'm just saying. Do you think the citizens can help?
Vi: [calms down] We'll soon find out. You may leave.
Slasher: Okay. {turns to leave the room. As he passes Al, they look at each other suspiciously. He leaves the room.}
Al: (There's something I don't trust about that Lieutenant. And more importantly, something I don't trust about D.O.O.M.)
{cut to the hall where Slasher is walking.}
Slasher: (Damn it! I didn't want the public in on this case. If word gets out to my superiors, I'll lose my rank, even fired. I must find the killer immediately!)
}}Hand in Hand from Kingdom Hearts starts playing.{{
{cut back to the parlor's backyard, where the Pizza Cats are training. Fran is using her snake sword to whip the little rocks on the shoulders of the wooden dummies without hitting the dummies. She's hits all of them perfectly. Cut to Polly, who is on the balance beam. She's doing back and fronts flips while swinging her sword around. She lands perfectly every time. Cut to Speedy and C.J., who are in a sparring match with wooden swords.}
C.J.: You're goin' down, Cerviche!
Speedy: You're all talk, Julius! You can't beat me!
C.J.: {runs toward Speedy} Hyyyyyyah!!! {does a vertical slash that Speedy blocks with his own sword.}
Speedy: YAH! {pulls back his sword and counters with a horizontal slice, which C.J. dodges with a back flip. C.J. then jumps in the air and tries another vertical slash. Speedy blocks it and they lock swords.}
C.J.: {pushes Speedy back a few steps while the swords are still locked.} PREPARE YOURSELF!!! { Speedy and C.J. clash swords rapidly, until.} ARRRRRRRRAH!!! {pushes Speedy away from him and dashes toward him. Speedy side rolls out of the way. C.J. dashes toward a wall, but he wall jumps off it and runs toward Speedy again. They lock swords again.}
Speedy and C.J.: YAHHHH!!! {they strike each other's sword with great power. The top half of the wooden blades snap and fly off.} WHOA! {this causes them to lose their balance and fall down.}
}}The music stops{{
{Cut to Polly. She's does a back flip and C.J.'s broken blade hits her in midair.}
Polly: [screams] AHH! {She gets knocked off the beam and onto the ground.}
{cut to Fran. She tries to whip a rock, when Speedy's broken blade hits her and causes her to trip.}
Fran: EEK! {she's falls to the ground, which causes her extended whip to hit the head of the dummy instead of the rock. The dummy's head snaps off on contact.}
{Cut back to Speedy and C.J., who both get up.}
Speedy: {Looks at his sword.} Hey! Where'd the blade go?
Fran: {off-screen} [angrily] RIGHT HERE!!! {the blade goes flying and hits Speedy right in the side of the head.}
Speedy: [in pain] Ow! {he's falls to the side and hits the ground. C.J. laughs}
Polly: {off-screen} [angrily] DON'T FORGET YOURS!!! {C.J.'s goes flying and hits . him right in the face. It sticks to his face. It slowly slips off and leaves a red mark right between his eyes and nose. He groans and falls down.}
{Cut to Mogo, who is still sleeping}
Mogo: [snoring] Ku.po. Ku.po. Ku.po. Ku.po. {he's having a dream.}
{DREAM SEQUENCE: Cut to the Moogle Village (Mogo's home village. Also note, the houses are small, but large enough for the moogles.). The camera is in front of an antique store. A loud crash is heard. CRASH!!!}
Voice: {from inside} Oops.
Different Voice: {same} ARGH!!!
{The door slams open and Mogo comes running out, quickly and panicked. A different moogle, much older with tan fur and glasses, runs out the door. He's wearing a brown apron. He stops in front of the camera.}
Female Moogle: [angry and yelling] Darn you, Mogo! Fragile means "breakable," not "please toss me around until you drop me!!!!!"
{Cut to a watermelon field. Mogo is eating a large watermelon. Camera pans back to show that all the melons were eaten.}
Mogo: {Taking bites of the watermelon} Mmm! Tasty!
Male Moogle: {off-screen} [yelling] YOU LITTLE RUNT!!! {Camera pans to a orange fur moogle wearing farmer's clothes.} GET OUTTA MY FIELD! {Mogo runs away, scared.} ALL MY WATERMELONS! HOW CAN THAT TWIT EAT 300 MELONS IN ONE DAY!!!
{Cut to a blacksmith house. A loud explosion is heard. KABOOM!!! Smoke filled the house. Mogo runs out the house, coughing. A moogle completely covered in soot walks out, holding a small hammer in his hand.}
Male Moogle: [angry] IF YOU EVER COME BACK, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!
{cut to a large group of Moogles. A grey fur moogle is standing on a wooden platform. He's an old moogle with a grey beard. He's wearing a green shirt and brown pants. He's the elder. The crowd is complaining.}
Elder: Please! Calm down! I know young Mogo is. a little reckless.
Curator {from the antique store.}: Reckless? He's a destructive, clumsy, little trouble maker!
Farmer: All he does is make trouble and eat. And he eats everything in sight!
Blacksmith: Every time he does something wrong, WE end up with extra work!!!
Elder: Please ladies and gentlemen. I'll talk to him.
Female Moogle: Forget talk! Throw out the little runt! {The crowds shouts in agreement.}
Elder: Please! We've never thrown any one out of our village!
Male Moogle: Well, there's a first time for everything!
Elder: I take full responsibility for all the damage caused.
Curator: What about my priceless vase he shattered?!?
Farmer: 300 melons, elder! All of em' gone!
Blacksmith: It costs money to make weapons! He ruined everyone of em'!
Elder: Enough! I'll talk to him. and pay for everything. {Suddenly the platform collapses with the elder on it.} AHH!!! {When the dust settles, Mogo is behind the wreckage holding a screw and screw driver.}
Mogo: [nervous] Grandpa. I saw a loose screw, so I pulled it. to put in a new one.
Elder: grrrrr. MOGO!
{cut to the inside of a shrine. Mogo is mopping the floor.}
Mogo: [muttering] Stupid punishment. lousy. complaining and nagging. mop and mop, that's all I do. {looks at statue of a FF3 based Moogle. It's a statue of Mog, the Hero of all Moogles. It's twice as big as Mogo.} Bet you didn't hafta deal with this. {does a little more mopping. He doesn't notice that he hit the statue with the handle. The statue starts to wobble. He accidentally hits it again, it starts to tip over. Mogo puts the mop down.} [relaxed] Ahh. all done. {A loud smash's heard. SMASH!!!} [nervous] Please. don't be what I know it is. {turns around.} [panicked] OH-NO!!! {cut to the broken pieces of statue all over the floor.} no-no-no-no-no-no- no! Please! Don't let it be.
Elder: {from outside.} Mogo! How's that floor. [shouting] WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
Mogo: {looks at the camera.} [nervous] eh-heh.
{Cut to the elder. He's angry and has anime veins all over his head and his fur is turning red. Cut back to the parlor, where Mogo is sleeping.}
Elder: {voice over} [shouting] HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE!?!?!? YOU DESTROYED NOT ONLY AN 1000 YEAR OLD STATUE, BUT DISRESPECTED THE MOOGLE HERO AT THE SAME TIME!!! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?!?
Mogo: {while still asleep} It was an accident.
Mogo: {voice over} [nervous] It was an accident?
Elder: {voice over} [shouting] ACCIDENT!!! EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING, IT'S AN ACCIDENT!!! THIS IS THE FINAL CHORD!!! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!!! I WANT YOU OUTTA THIS VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
{Mogo slowly opens his eyes. He gets up.}
Mogo: [sadly] Everyone at the village thought I was just a big screw-up. Every time I tried to help, I made things worst. I'm sorry grandpa. I didn't mean to make trouble or break things. I promise. When I come back, I'll be more careful. I won't get in the way, or break things. That is. {eyes well up with tears.} If you even want me back. {goes to the side door and watches the cats train.} I can't tell them I'm not lost, but was thrown out. They'll think I am a screw up. Maybe. I should never go back home.
/As Mogo watches his friends train, a great evil a dimension away is also growing stronger.\
{cut to a field of dirt and rocks. Although it is daytime, the faded red sky makes it seem like night. Fog surrounds the air.}
/Demon World. A land of drought and ruin in constant fear of its rulers. Controlled by the evil Hell's Summit, the demons of this world suffer greatly, whether from the Summit, or the state of their planet.\
{cut to DarkSide, who standing in the middle of the field.}
DarkSide: {looks around} A hellhole. This planet is a hellhole. {hears something to the left. Looks in that direction. He smiles sinisterly} This should be entertaining.
}}Evil Theme from Secret of Mana 2 starts playing{{
{cut to a small group of 30 or so demons. They are lead by a yellow eyed, red Dragon Knight that is as tall as DarkSide. He has black breastplate armor and is carrying a hand axe.}
Dragon Knight: We finally found you, DarkSide.
DarkSide: Gajure. They sent a group of lower level demons to kill me? I'm insulted.
Gajure: I wouldn't talk if I was you, Half Demon. {DarkSide facial expression changes to anger. Gajure smiles sinisterly} That's right. you're not even a real demon. You're the bastard child of a human. Go home. human.
DarkSide: {he blasts Gajure with a small orb of energy that knocks him down.} [angry] Don't ever call me a human.
Gajure: {gets up on his feet} Get him!
{3 lizard men come running toward DarkSide. He grabs 2 by their necks and squeezes until a sickening crack can be heard. CRACK!!! He broke their neck bones. He drops them and they burn away. The 3rd comes running closer. DarkSide punches it in the chest so hard that his fist comes out the lizard's back. Blood flows out of its back. He pulls his hand out and watches the lizard burn away. His hand is covered in black blood.}
DarkSide: Anyone else care to try? {at that moment 10 demons cover his body to try and hold him down. He flies away and forms a large orb of energy.} Catch. {He throws it down to the 10 demons and in a large explosion of energy and screams, kills all of them, leaving only a deep crater.} Too easy. {he descends to the ground.} Who's next? {A large golem about 6 feet tall and has huge muscles runs towards him carrying a huge two-handed axe. Before he gets close, the golem stops and unwillingly floats up in the air. DarkSide is moving his hand around as if controlling the golem's body. When it's 40 feet in the air, DarkSide's hand begins to glow black.} Here it comes. ANNIHILATION!!! {he blasts a small orb of energy at the golem. It goes inside it's body. The golem explodes in a huge blast. BOOM!!! When the smoke clears, the golem is gone and the only thing left is a mess of its blood falling to the ground.} Ha.ha.ha. Either human or demon, I love to watch bloodshed. But. I want more. {looks at Gajure.}
Gajure: You. BASTARD!!! {runs toward DarkSide. When he gets close enough he swings his axe. DarkSide stops the blade with his hand and grabs Gajure by the neck and rises him in the air.} ACK! [choking] Why. are you against us?
DarkSide: You actually think that humans deserve to live. I feel they should die.
Gajure: [choking] If we control their planet, we can turn them into our slaves.
DarkSide: Slaves? Ha. We're better off with them dead then in our control. That's why I'm going to make the human race extinct.
Gajure: [choking] How. can you?
DarkSide: Humans are like weeds. You have to kill them at the root. And do you know what the human root is?
Gajure: {eyes widen in shock} You don't mean.
DarkSide: I've said too much. {Gathers energy in his free hand.} And you've heard enough. {forms a small orb in his hand.} That's why. {holds his hand in front of Gajure's face.} you must be killed. {he fires a beam of energy that engulfs Gajure's entire face. After a half minute, the beam stops and Gajure's head has been blasted clean off it's shoulders. Blood flows out of the wound. DarkSide tosses the body in the air and in one final blast, destroys it completely. He smiles evilly} Never call me a human. {He looks at the remaining demons, who has stunned faces.} If you wish to live, join my new army of demons and we shall sent the Planet Earth to hell. { Reluctantly and slowly, all the demons kneel down and bow one by one. DarkSide laughs evilly} Those human's days are numbered. All that's left. is the team that will help me build my weapon, and they are. The Samurai Pizza Cats.
{scene fades out}
Quik Profile: Name: Mogo Age: 18 Weapon: None Likes: Eating Hates: Getting in Trouble
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{scene fades in to C.J. balancing upside-down on a chopping stone with one hand. His other hand is behind his back. Cut to Speedy who is lifting dumbbells in both hands.}
Speedy: 203.204.205.206.
{cut to Polly and Fran, who are having a wooden sword duel.}
Polly: Okay Fran. Just hit the sword as hard as you can.
Fran: Here it goes! {runs toward Polly and hits her sword so hard that the blade flies off. Polly looks at the broken sword in shock. Cut back to C.J. The blade hits C.J. in the arm he's balancing with. He starts to wobble.}
C.J.: Whoa.Whoa.. {he falls and hits the side of his head on the rock.} Ow! {he sit ups. He has a huge pink anime lump on the side of his head.} That smarts.
Mogo: {comes running up to C.J. with an plastic ice pack.} Here ya go. {C.J. slams the ice pack on his head and to his surprise, the bag pops and water sprays out of it. C.J. looks at Mogo annoyed.} [nervously] Oops. I guess it takes more than two minute to freeze.
C.J.: [annoyed] I guess so.
{The cats start laughing. Mogo laughs, too. C.J. picks up a full water bottle that was near the rock and pours it all over Mogo.}
Mogo: Hey! {he shakes around to get the water off him.}
C.J.: {getting soaked} Okay! Okay! You can stop now! {Mogo stops} What time is it?
Speedy: About 10:30
Fran: {teasing} Is the training too rough for you!
C.J.: No, we gotta pick up your boyfriend from the airport.
Fran: {blushes} Um.uh.
Polly: {grinning} He gotcha there!
C.J.: Hey! Don't be embarrassed. I didn't mean to tease ya.
{A loud low grumbling is heard. C.J. eyes widen in shock. The cats start cracking up.}
Speedy: Man! The breakfast we had didn't stay for long, huh C.J.?
C.J.: Wasn't me. {pan down to Mogo. The loud grumbling is heard again.}
Mogo: {clutching his stomach} [weakly] Oh.man. I'm gonna die. I gotta get something to eat.
Polly: Did that come outta you? Okay Mogo, what would you like for breakfast.
Mogo: {stops holding his stomach} [excited] I'll have pancakes, and fried eggs, and ham, and bacon, and toast, and oatmeal, and cereal, and sausage, and grapefruit, and. lots of grapefruit, and more eggs {cut to the cats, whose jaws drop from all the things he's asked for} and French toast, and blueberries, lots of em' and a tall glass of orange juice to wash it all down!!!
C.J.: [stunned] How can a guy your size eat that much?
{cut to the kitchen, where Mogo is on the table eating the food all the food he wanted. He's using two forks and is stuffing his face and eating insanely fast. C.J. is sitting by him with a stunned expression on his face. Polly and Speedy are across from them also with stunned looks on their face.}
Mogo: {while stuffing food in his mouth} This is. really great Polly. I love the pancakes. {takes a huge gulp of his juice and goes back to eating. He stabs a whole stack of pancakes and somehow stuffs all of them in his mouth. Without even chewing he shallows them whole.} Mmm! {he stuffs handfuls of blueberries in his mouth.} I love blue berries!!!
Speedy: [stunned] When was the last time you ate?
Mogo: [mouth stuffed with food] Around 3:00 AM?
C.J.: He had me make him a 6 inch tuna sub. Ate it all in 3 bites.
Polly: {to Mogo} Are you even tasting it?
Mogo: {has a mouth full. Nods. Swallows and smiles} It's delicious!!!
C.J.: Hey! {grabs a piece of toast} How 'bout a little snack for your pal? {Mogo chomps onto the bottom of the toast and starts growling and snarling} [surprised] Okay! You can keep it! {Mogo takes the toast and eats it in one bite.} Talk about greedy.
{about a few minutes past. Mogo has eaten all the food and all that's left are the empty plates. He's looks full and groggy}
Mogo: {groans} I'm done.
Polly: Can't believe you ate all of that by yourself!
Mogo: I'm so. full.
{Fran walks in with a pizza.}
Fran: Anyone wanna try the new pizza?
Mogo: {excited} I do! I'm starved!
{after hearing this, everyone but Fran and Mogo fall over.}
C.J.: {rises up} That didn't last long.
{Fran puts the pizza on the table. Mogo grabs a slice and eats it in one bite.}
Mogo: Mmm. Yummy! What kind is it?
Fran: Spicy Cajun Tabasco Pizza.
Mogo: [nervously] Spicy. Cajun. Tabasco? {He starts getting anime sweat drops on his head. His face turns red and steam comes out his ears.} {gulp}
C.J.: {looks Mogo in the face.} Is somethin' wrong?
Mogo: {Mogo then opens his mouth.} YEEEEEE-OWWWWWW {As he yells, fire comes blazing out of his mouth. C.J. ducks in time, but the fire hits the ceiling, burning a huge hole in it. The hole is right under Francine's room. Finally Mogo stops and breaths out a small puff of smoke.} phew.
C.J.: {rises up. A large piece of ceiling falls and hits him in the head.} Ow. Mogo! What the hell was that!?!?
Mogo: You see. when I eat somethin' spicy, I end up blowing fire outta my mouth. It happens every time! {looks up at the ceiling. Sheepishly laughs} Sorry 'bout the hole.
Polly: [shocked] No.problem.
Speedy: [same] Yeah. it's.okay.
Fran: (All that from spicy food?) uhh. Do us a favor. Don't eat anything spicy anymore. 'kay?
Mogo: [smiles] If I can't take the heat, stay outta my way!
C.J.: {brushes the plaster out of his hair.} I'll remember that next time.
Speedy: {looks at his watch} Hey guys! We gotta get ready to get Guido!
Fran: {looks at her armor} [franticly] I gotta get changed!!! {runs upstairs. After a few seconds, she falls through the hole in her room} [screams] EEK! {crashes on top of C.J. He's laying face first on the ground with Fran sitting on top of him.} Sorry C.J.. Guess I wasn't paying attention.
C.J.: [muffled] Ow...
{cut to the airport in New York, where Guido is sitting near the gate for the plane. He wearing his helmet, a white T-shirt and jeans.}
Guido: This vacation was great. but it'll feel great to be home.
{A female bunny wearing a red halter blouse and green short skirt walks up to him.}
Bunny: Are you. Guido Anchovy? {he smiles and nods} Oh my. you're even cuter in person!!! {pulls a pen and small book out of her pocket} Can I have your autograph? [sweetly] Please?
Guido: Anything for a fan. {takes the pen and book and signs his name in it.}
Bunny: {leans in closer} [seductively] Anything?
Guido: Well maybe not "anything."
Bunny: [seductively] Why not? The hotel I'm staying at is just around the corner. and we'll be quick. Please?
Guido: {gets up} Sorry. I got a plane to catch. {walks over to the gate.} And I already got a girlfriend.
Bunny: {shouting at Guido} WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW!!! {Guido ignores her and keeps walking.} Hmmp! What kinda ladies' man is he? {walks off frustrated}
Guido: (Francine. I can't wait to see you!) {smiles as he heads into the gate.}
{Cuts back to the parlor. C.J. is carrying his armor over to the parlor counter. The armor has a huge hole in the stomach, and the cape is ripped up really bad. Speedy and Polly are sitting at the counter.}
C.J.: Any place I can put this?
Speedy: {thinks} The trash?
Polly: Speedy! That's not nice!
C.J.: I knew I should of brought some extra armor. {put his hand in the neck hole and pulls out a green backpack.} At least this survived!
Speedy: What's in there?
{C.J. opens the bag and pulls out about 20 different books and comics. The books that can be seen are "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" Manga, "Dragonball" Manga, and a few issues of "Shonen Jump." There are also "Sonic the Hedgehog" Comics, and some hard cover, "Sherlock Holmes" books.}
Polly: You carry those ALL the time?
C.J.: Not during battle. {He's holding the book, "The Teeth of the Tiger" and a Walkman radio.} Reading is one of my favorite things..
Speedy: {reading an issue of Shonen Jump} Wonder what's taking Fran?
Fran: {off-screen} I'm ready!
{Speedy, Polly, and C.J. look at Fran. She's wearing brand white sneakers, a green skirt that barely covers her knees and white sleeveless button shirt. The top button is undone. She also has her hair in a ponytail and green bow.}
Polly: Fran?
Speedy: Lookin' good!
Fran: Do you think {blushes} Guido will like it?
Speedy: You know he will!
C.J.: {stammering} I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Polly: I think C.J. likes it. {to C.J.} Sorry. but she's got a boyfriend already.
C.J.: (Man. Sure are a lot of hot lookin' girls in Little Tokyo. Like that one girl from yesterday. she was.) uh. {rubs the back of his head} Sorry 'bout that.
Speedy: Just what we need. another girl chaser.
{Polly and Fran giggle.}
C.J.: (It was the other way around yesterday.) Uh. shouldn't we head to the airport?
Mogo: {walks in wearing the hat C.J. wore yesterday.} You might need this.
C.J.: {walks to the window} I think so. {sees Slasher and his men patrolling the street.} The goon squad are lookin' out for me! {Takes the hat from Mogo.} Get the rest!
{cut to outside the parlor. Slasher and his goons are still looking. Specs walks up.}
Specs: I fixed the truck, sir. But the killer was nowhere to be found.
Slasher: Look somewhere else.
Specs: Sir! {runs off screen}
{Corp walks up to Slasher.}
Corp: He wasn't at the dock.
Slasher: Look somewhere else.
Corp: Sir! {walks off.}
{Hammer and Ton, a huge fat goon, walks up.}
Hammer: Wasn't at near the Palace.
Ton: Or the City Square.
Slasher: grrrrrrrr. Look somewhere else!!! Just. find him!!!
Ton and Hammer: Sir! {walk off.}
Slasher: Where can he be? {At that point, a man wearing a brown trench coat, hat, and red scarf walks by.} Huh? {looks at the man} HOLD IT!!! {the man stops and turns around.} You can't fool me! {walks up to him} I know you're the kil. {pulls of the hat and scarf. It's Al Dente under the stuff.} ler? [frustrated] Dammit. {turns his back to Al.} Carry on. {Al put the hat and scarf back on and walks away. The cats come out and follow him to the alley.}
{Cut to Al. He lifts the hat and scarf and pulls off his face. It's a mask and under it is C.J.}
C.J.: {laughs} Jackass! {lets go the mask and it snaps back on his face hard.} [in pain] ow. {Takes off the mask and puts it in his pocket.}
Mogo: {pops his head out of the green purse Fran's carrying.} This is so much better than that coat!
Speedy: Lets go, guys! {Speedy and Polly hold hands and walks out of the alley. C.J. and Fran follow.}
Fran: {sighs} They've been married for a month and still act the like they're dating.
C.J.: My parents were the same way. 15 years, acting like they were still dating. {stops walking} It. would have been 25 years though.
Polly: {She, Speedy and Fran stop walking} What happened?
C.J.: {looks down} My dad. was killed 10 years ago.
Fran: [sympathetic] Oh my. I'm sorry.
C.J.: Don't worry 'bout it. {They all start walking again} I do miss him, but he always told me to never hang around in the past. Always head for the future. My mom really loved him. and me. Every time we go near her, she always smiles. After she heard the news though. she had a nervous breakdown. She was in the hospital. After 7 weeks, she was able to leave, but she needed a wheel chair, the shock was too much for her. She still smiles though when I go near her.
Speedy: She sound like a nice person.
C.J.: She is. She never got angry at anyone. She always said nice things. {laughs} I guess that means I take after my dad! But anyway. my grandmother takes care of her, now. Since I left the town.
Polly: Why'd you leave?
C.J.: The world. I wanna see all of it. And any other worlds out there. But I can't now. [coldly] DarkSide ruined that! Because of him, I'm a wanted criminal.
Speedy: Don't worry. we'll find him, and clear your name.
Polly: After saving our lives, it's the least we can do.
Fran: Now that you're a Pizza Cat, well sort of., we'll be glad to help in anyway we can!
C.J.: {smiles} Thanks guys. I'll make sure to do my best as a Pizza Cat.
{cut the sky, where DarkSide is watching them. They don't know he's there.}
DarkSide: That's right Pizza Cats. Help out each other. But the question is. Who will help you when I strike? {disappears back to Demon World.}
{cut to the Little Tokyo airport. The cats and C.J., still in disguise, are walking around to find the Paris Gate.}
Speedy: We gotta go to Gate 322.
Fran: [excited] C'mon! {walks faster} Guido might be back by now!
Polly: Slow down Fran! His plane will come in 15 minutes. No hurry.
{Close up to Fran's purse. Mogo pops his head out.}
Mogo: I'm hungry. {looks at the left. Cut to the vending machine there.} Mmm. candy. {jumps out and runs for the machine. When he gets there, he sees a coco bar that's at the higher hook inside it. Mogo reaches into his pockets to find some money. When he turns out both pockets, it's clear that he's broke. He sighs sadly} hmm. Wait a minute! {he looks to the left and right. After this he goes into the machine by going into the hatch at the bottom. He climbs up the hooks by jumping around until he gets to the candy bar. He stands on in front of the candy and holds it. He has an amine smile on his face.} My favorite!
Kid's Voice: Wow! {Mogo turns around and sees a little brown kitten standing in front of the machine.} They got a toy in there.
Mogo: Toy? Where? {looks around} Me? {The kitten puts a dollar in the machine.} Hey wait! {The kitten presses the buttons. The hook Mogo is standing on starts moving.} Uh-oh. {He, and the candy bar both fall to the hatch.} AHH!!! {they land on the bottom.} Ow. {The kitten reaches his hand in and pulls out Mogo, who still holding the candy bar, by the red fur ball.} Leggo!
Kitten: What kinda toy is this?
Mogo: {hand the candy bar to the kitten.} Sorry kid! I gotta go! {breaks free and starts running. After running for a few minutes, he stops.} .phew. Better find the others. {Just then a stampede of feet come walking toward him. He dodges them to avoid being crushed.} Hey! Watch it! Careful lady!! Sorry 'bout that! Go around! I gotta get outta here! {runs away. He sits down on a brown suitcase.} Man. Airports are dangerous!{looks down on the briefcase.} Why am I moving? {cameras zooms out to shows he's on a conveyer belt.} Uh-oh. {looks to the left. His eyes bulge out in shock.} Oh. man. {cuts to the X-ray the belt is leading too.} Gotta hide! {goes into the briefcase as it goes into the X-ray.}
{cut to the walrus security guard who's looking at the X-ray's display screen.}
Walrus: {takes a sip of his coffee. On the display screen is the brown suitcase. Mogo's X-rayed skeleton is on screen. After seeing this, the walrus spits out his coffee.} What the hell? {runs around to see a pig citizen in a business suit taking the briefcase.} Sir! I need to check that! {opens the briefcase and Mogo jumps out and starts running again. The guard runs after him.} Come back here! {cut to near the baggage claim. He looks around.} Where'd he go? {runs off.}
Mogo: {sticks his head out of a black purse.} Think I lost him! {Mogo looks at the female fox carrying the purse.} Hope she knows where I'm going. cause I don't.
{cut to inside a plane. Guido is sitting next to the window listening to a Walkman radio.}
Guido: (Almost home. and to Fran.) {close up to Guido's ear.}
Walkman: in other news. A wanted killer of over 200 people has been seen in Little Tokyo. Citizens are advised to be careful, he's armed with a deadly sword. He's been described to be 3' 10" and to have dark brown hair and green eyes. He's also been seen with a grey longed creature that has a large red furball on top of its' head.
Guido: [worried] (Killer?)
{cut to C.J. He's also listening to the report and reading his "The Teeth of the Tiger" book.}
Walkman: Police are not sure if the creature poses a threat however. A 100,000 dollar reward has been offered for his capture. If you have any information about this man, please notify the police at once.
C.J.: {to Speedy, who's sitting next to him near the gate.} They've offered a reward.
Speedy: They want you captured pretty bad, huh?
C.J.: No kiddin'. I just thought of somethin'. If I'm around you guys, won't it damage your reputation as heroes?
Speedy: After we get your new disguise, you'll be considered a hero, too. Then you won't hafta worry about it.
C.J.: I hope this "Guru Lou" guy can help me.
Speedy: He's a little odd. girl crazy. but he's a genius. Just don't touch anything when we get there.
C.J.: He's gets mad when you touch his stuff?
Speedy: Some of the stuff may have a few "bugs" in it. So for your own safety, don't touch!
C.J.: No problem. You should tell Mogo that though.
{cut to Fran who is standing by the huge window, watching the planes.}
Fran: {opens her purse.} Hey Mogo! Wanna see the planes take-off? {looks in the purse.} Mogo? {puts her hand in it.} Mogo? {to the others.} Has any of you seen Mogo?
Polly: {sitting by Speedy, reading a magazine. Puts it down.} I haven't seen him.
Speedy: Not me.
C.J.: Don't look at me.
{after a few seconds.}
All: That's not good.
Fran: He could be anywhere!
Speedy: Let's split up and look for him!
Polly: He couldn't have gone too far!
C.J.: Lets go!!! {They all run off in different directions.}
{cut to fox carrying the purse Mogo's in. C.J. runs by her.}
C.J.: [shouting] MOGO! MOGO!!! {turns around and sees Mogo head inside the purse. Runs after the fox.} Hey lady!!! {she turns around. He stops} I think you got something in your purse that belongs to me!
Fox: Oh. I know what belongs to you. {pulls out Mogo} A face full of pepper spray!!! Huh? {looks Mogo in the eyes.}
Mogo: Hi.
Fox: {drops Mogo and runs away.} EEK!!! Monster!!!
Mogo: Who's she calling "monster." {sticks out his tongue.} NYAH!!! {C.J. picks up Mogo by the red furball. Looks at him.} How's it goin' C.J.?
{cut to the window. A plane is landing. Cut to inside it, where Guido getting ready to leave.}
Flight Attendant: Thank you for choosing Little Tokyo Express Airway. We've reached are destination, Little Tokyo. At this time please wait until the fasten seatbelt light is off and exit the plane via the door to the left. Thank you again and have a nice day.
{the light turns off, and Guido gets up. He and the other passengers head for the exit.}
Guido: Feels good to get off the plane. {he goes though the gate and looks around for his friends.} Speedy? Polly? Francine? Where are you guys? {looks at C.J., who is about 30 feet away.}
C.J.: No more running around! Back in the coat! {tries to put Mogo in his coat pocket but Mogo tries to resist.}
Mogo: No! That coat is uncomfortable! I wanna be in Fran's purse!
C.J. {trying to put him in.} Get in there! {Mogo breaks away from C.J.'s grip and jumps on his head, knocking off the hat and scarf.} Hey! {Mogo jumps off C.J.'s head and on the floor.} Get the stuff!!!
Guido: Wait a minute. {cut to C.J.'s hair.} dark brown hair. {cut to C.J.'s eyes.} green eyes. {cut to Mogo, who's sitting on the floor.} long eared creature with a red furball. {cut to Guido, who's eyes widen.} That's the killer!!!
C.J.: {puts his stuff back on.} [whispering] We have to keep a low profile. [sternly] Don't screw it up!!!
Mogo: I gotta use the bathroom.
C.J.: Grrr. C'mon. {Mogo jumps under C.J.'s hat.} You better hold it! {walks to the bathrooms.}
Guido: Hmm. (This is perfect! I can catch him! Get the reward. Fran'll be so impressed!!!) {follows C.J.}
{cut to the empty Men's room. C.J. walks in.}
C.J.: Coast is clear. {Mogo jumps off C.J.'s head and runs into a stall. C.J. picks up the hat Mogo dropped and puts it back on. He doesn't notice that Guido is sneaking up behind him.} Whadda pain in the neck. {Guido puts him in a tight headlock.} ACK!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT, LITERALLY!!! {tries to break free.}
}}Final Fantasy 1 Battle Theme starts playing{{
Guido: You're under arrest, killer!
C.J.: [choking] HEY BUDDY!!! IT'S "PRAY" TO THE PORCELAIN GOD!!! NOT MAKE A SACRIFICE!!! {finally he breaks free, and punches Guido in the face. Guido falls down.} Don't mess me, pal! I'll kick your ass! {Guido leaps to his feet and uppercuts C.J.} OOF!!! {he falls back.}
Guido: You'll pay for those kills! {about to elbow drop C.J., but he rolls out of the way just as Guido hits the ground.}
C.J.: {jumps to his feet.} HYAH!!! {cyclone kicks Guido, knocking him a few steps back. After this, C.J. prepares for Speed Fist, but Guido tackles him before his fist charges up. They jump to their feet and punching each other. They block each others moves ,until their they grapple each other's hands. They tries to over power the other by squeezing the other's hands. Guido seems to overpower him, but C.J. comes back. Finally, Guido head butts C.J., causing him to let go. Guido punches C.J. in the nose, causing him to be knocked back.} Grrrrr. That's it! { tries to pull out of his sword, but realizes he doesn't have it on him.} I left it at the parlor! DAMMIT! {Guido prepares to attack again. C.J. prepares, too.}
Guido: Consider yourself lucky the other Pizza Cats aren't here!
C.J.: Fran's gonna be pissed when she finds out.
Guido: Fran? How do you know her? Are you stalking her?
C.J.: Hell no!!! I'm. {Guido delivers a strong right hook the knocks C.J. down.}
Guido: {grabs the nearest sink out of the wall.} Catch! {throw the sink at C.J.}
C.J.: [yells] AHHHHHHHHH!!!
{cut to outside the bathroom, where Polly, Fran, and Speedy are standing.}
Speedy: Where can he be?
Polly: I hope C.J. found him.
{A loud crash can be heard inside the bathroom.}
Fran: What was that?!
Guido: {from inside} Do yourself a favor! Stay down or I'll kick your ass again!
}}Final Fantasy 4 Rydia Theme starts to play{{
Fran: [puzzled] Guido? {Guido opens the door and walks out. He's see Fran and she sees him. Her eyes start to sparkle.} Guido!!!
Guido: {smiles} Hey Fran. Did you miss me? Like I missed you?
Fran: Ohh. Guido. {she runs into his arms and hugs him around the neck. He too hugs her. Polly and Speedy watch as they embrace.}
Polly: {happily sighs} Like a romantic movie.
}}The music stops{{
C.J.: {stumbles out of the bathroom. He has broken porcelain on his head.} [in pain] Yeah. Did you see the part where the unlucky Guardian got the crap beat outta him? Ow.
Speedy: You okay?
C.J.: Aspirin would help. {rubs his head} lots of it.
Mogo: {walks out as if nothing happened.} Hey! What I'd miss?
{Cut to the Mt. Coochie footpath where the cats are walking. Mogo is on C.J.'s shoulder. Close up on C.J.'s face. His left eye is black, he has a bruise on his right check, and a small piece of paper in his nose to stop the bleeding. He doesn't have on the disguise anymore.}
/Our heroes are now heading to Guru Lou. After Speedy explained what happened last night to Guido.\
Guido: Sorry 'bout the attack, C.J.
C.J.: No problem. I'd beat myself up if I though I was the killer.
Guido: {to Fran} I wish you came to New York with me, Fran. You would of loved it.
Fran: Well I had to stay. {looks at Speedy and Polly.} Would you trust those two to run the parlor by themselves?
Polly and Speedy: [annoyed] HEY!!!
Guido: Hell no. They'd close the parlor to do [smugly] other things.
Speedy: {He and Polly blush} Well, you can't say he's wrong. {Polly playfully punches his arm.} Ow.
{Everyone except Polly and Speedy laugh. After a few seconds they start laughing, too.}
Guido: {slowly stops laughing.} But seriously, I had a great time! Maybe we'll all go back someday! {looks at C.J.} Maybe we'll take you along.
C.J.: It be nice to see New York one day.
Mogo: {interrupts.} Where actually are we goin'? And when will we get there?
C.J.: Why are YOU complaining? You aren't even walking!
Mogo: I don't like waiting! I wanna do things immediately!
C.J.: Then walk!
Mogo: I don't wanna do THAT immediately!
C.J.: You're lazy!
Mogo: Your point.? This is easier than walking. {C.J. grabs Mogo and holds him over the edge.} YIKES!!! PUT ME BACK! PUT ME BACK!!! {C.J. puts Mogo back on his shoulder.} That was a sick joke!
C.J.: Your point.?
{cut to inside Guru Lou's house. He's looking over C.J.}
Lou: Hmm. Well it'll take a while. but I can get it done. I can make some Pizza Cat armor for him.
Speedy: {sitting on the couch.} That's great! Thanks again, Lou! You understand what kind we need?
Lou: I know! No special gadgets or weapons. Just a helmet that covers the face, and armor!
Polly: How are the new Goonie Birds coming? . Lou: Since the original ones were destroyed with the Catatonic, I'm still writing up the blue prints. You need 4, right?
Guido: {nods and wraps his arm around Fran.} One for me, Speedy, and Polly. And one for Fran.
Lou: {smiles} Glad to see you and Guido are a happy couple, too. (I thought I had a chance with Fran, through.)
C.J.:[impatient] Hey doc! Remember me? How 'bout some armor?
Lou: Hold yer horses! I get your armor. Just let me build it. Follow me. {Lou walks to the back. C.J. and Mogo follow. Lou turns to the others.} Aren't you coming?
Speedy: {he and the others quickly wave their hands in defense.} No-no-no! We'll just. get in the way! Good luck!!!
{As C.J. and Mogo walk into the room, they gulp nervously.}
{Cut to inside Guru Lou's workshop. He has a bunch of junk and inventions everywhere. Mogo is looking though all the test tubes and looking at all the inventions.}
Mogo: [stunned] Wow. cool stuff!!!
Lou: Thanks! But it's just a small lab.
Mogo: {runs behind a sealed metal cylinder.} Hey! What's this? {lifts the top and a puff of black smoke blows on his face. His face is covered in soot and he is coughing.} Man!
C.J.: So whadda ya got for me?
Lou: Well. After a few measurements, we find out your armor size and build one from scratch.
Mogo: Can I help?
Lou: I don't know? Got any building skills?
Mogo: Building skills? I'm a moogle! Moogles are natural engineers!
Lou: No kiddin'?
Mogo: {leaps into a pile of metal and comes out wearing a weird shaped piece of metal on his head.} Yeah! We build, operate, and know all our metal!
Lou: {looks for a helmet in a closet.} Then you probably all ready know that's not a hat you're wearing! It's a bedpan!
Mogo: [shocked] BEDPAN!!! EEEEEWWWW!!! {throws the bedpan off his head.} Disgusting!
Lou: {laughs} Relax! It's clean! I got it this morning for some scrap metal!
C.J.: Gotta lotta junk here, doc!
Lou: Yeah. but if I can use it, I get it.
C.J.: {picks up a magazine. He holds it sideways, and a poster opens from the pages. The camera only sees the white back part of it.} [smugly] Heh- heh. something YOU use, doc?
Lou: {takes away the magazine and stuffs it in his pocket.} [embarrassed] That's personnel! Besides, I only READ the articles!
C.J.: You need a girlfriend.
Lou: {changes subject} Anyway. Here's the helmet. {holds up a cracked, dusty grey helmet.}
C.J.: {Anime annoyed face.} You're. jokin'.right?
Lou: After a few minor repairs, and a good cleaning, it'll be better than new!
C.J.: {thinks} Hey. if you can build armor. Ya think you can build me a new blue mail body armor. And a new cape to go with it?
Lou: Maybe.
C.J.: Great!!! But don't worry 'bout it now! I'll bring my old armor over tomorrow. It's pretty beaten up, but you'll now what I need when you see it. Now then. The Pizza Cat armor?
Lou: I gotta a spare set of armor some where. It's mangled but I can fix it! {looks at Mogo} Anything for him?
C.J.: Somethin' that'll shut his mouth!
Mogo: HEY!
{cut to outside the house. It's about 3 hours later. The cats are watching TV. It's on the news.}
Newscaster: Police are still looking for the mass killer loose in Little Tokyo. They haven't any clues or leads to his whereabouts. Again, a 100,000 dollar reward has been offered for his capture.
Speedy: If only we can tell em' C.J.'s innocent. But Princess Vi has ordered this search. We can't change her mind.
Polly: Maybe Al will believe us!
Guido: Yeah! {frowns} But not even he can change her mind.
All: Right.
{Lou walks in.}
Lou: Ladies and gentlemen. The new Christopher Julius!
{It Doesn't Matter from Sonic Adventure 2 starts playing{{
{close up of C.J.'s feet. The screen slowly pans up. He's wearing armor identical to Speedy's except it's completely grey. The helmet he's wearing is also like Speedy's except there's no symbol and a black visor covers C.J.'s eyes and nose. The only thing visible is his mouth. The outfit even has ears on top of the helmet and a tail. Standing on his soldier is Mogo, wearing small, light blue armor that completely covers him. His helmet also covers his face. He has a small jet pack on his back.}
Polly: [stunned] Whoa.
Speedy: The newest Pizza Cat!
Fran: Nice helmets.
Guido: They even have the ears and tail!
Speedy: Now all you need is a new name.
C.J.: Already though of it! The Hurricane Blade is a WIND sword, right? So I came up with a wind type name. call me. "Aero!!!" {the scene slowly fades to black}
}}Music fades out.{{
{fade in to the outside of the parlor. They just returned from Guru Lou. GB and Carla walk up to the door.}
Carla: Hello? Anyone home?
{Polly walks up to the door. She's wearing her battle armor.}
Polly: {open the door} Hi guys!
GB: {He and Carla walk in.} Hey Polly! {looks around} Where is everyone?
Polly: They're at the training ground!
Carla: Speedy told us you guys needed to tell us something.
Polly: We'll show you! C'mon! {She, GB, and Carla head to the training ground.}
}}Super Smash Bros. Melee: Fire Emblem theme starts playing{{
{Cut to Aero (NOTE: When C.J. is disguised as Aero, He will be known as Aero when he speaks.) who is slashing his sword around to test his armor.}
Aero: Now then! Let's see if this suit'll slow me down. {He does a somersault then jumps in the air to do a air front kick. When he lands he jumps high in the air while spinning his sword around him, an air blade spin.. He lands and does 2 back somersaults followed by a back flip. He then does a jumping vertical slash and holds it until he lands. He does a side roll and follows with an air blade spin. He lands and blade spins again, this time on the ground.} ILLUSION STAB!!! {he stabs the air 12 times and sheaths sword. He then looks at Speedy, Guido and Fran, who were watching him.} I think this suit'll do.
}}Music stops{{
Speedy: Even with all that stuff on, it didn't slow you down! Lou did a great job on it!
Guido: I gotta learn some of those moves!
Aero.: They ain't nuthin' special. Just some variations of other good moves. Deep down, they're pretty simple. I'll teach em' to you guys! If you teach me so of your moves!{looks around} Hey! Where's Mogo?
Fran: He's testing his jetpack. {looks up and gasps} LOOK!!!
{They all look into the sky. Cut to Mogo, who is about 30 feet in the air. He's swerving around uncontrollably.}
Mogo: [yelling] HELP!!!!!
Aero: [same] MOGO!!! TURN IT OFF!!! I'LL CATCH YA!!!
Mogo: [same] I CAN'T!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! {a shadowed figure flys up to him and grabs Mogo with both hands. He turns off the jetpack and flies back to the ground. The figure is GB. Mogo has a dizzy look in his eyes.} whoa. whadda ride.
Speedy: Way to go, GB!!!
Fran: Thank goodness you saved him!
GB: {smiles} It was nuthin'.
{Carla runs up to him and hugs him.}
Carla: Oh Birdie! You were so heroic!!!
GB: {drops Mogo and hugs her back.} [fake modesty] Like I said. it was nuthin'
{cut to Mogo who is still dizzy. Aero and Guido bend down and look at him.}
Guido: You okay?
Aero: You look kinda sick. {Mogo's face turns green and he runs to the house's door.} Maybe cause you are.
{cut to the living room. After explaining about the demons and DarkSide to Carla and GB, the cats invite them to stay for a movie. Fran and Guido are sitting on one couch. Speedy, GB and Carla, with Mogo sitting on her lap, are sitting across them. C.J., with his helmet off, is sitting in the lone chair. Polly is turning on the TV.}
Polly: Anyone up for a Bond movie?
Mogo: Hope it's Goldeneye. That's my favorite Bond flick!
C.J.: Die Another Day blows that one outta the water!
Mogo: [sarcastic] Yeah, right! Nuthin' beats Goldeneye!
Speedy: I thought GoldFinger was pretty good!
Mogo and C.J.: [in unison] GoldFinger was great! But did you see Moonraker?
Carla: Anything with Pierce Brosnan is a hit!
All the girls: [in unison] {dreamily sighs } Ahhh. Pierce Brosnan! 007!
Speedy: [annoyed] {looking at Polly} Maybe we shouldn't watch a Bond movie.
Guido and GB: [same] {Guido is looking at Fran. GB is looking at Carla.} I agree with that!
C.J.: {laughing} Why don't we rent a movie? Let's get Jason X!!!
Carla: [nervous] How 'bout not?
C.J.: [confused] Somethin' wrong?
GB: She doesn't like scary movies. last time we watched a horror movie she didn't sleep for days. {Carla hits GB in the shoulder} Ow.
Carla: [annoyed] Birdie! You said you'd keep that secret!!!
{GB laughs nervously and apologizes. Carla kisses him on the cheek and forgives him. There is a knock on the door.}
Lucille: {from outside} Hello!
{Fran gets up.}
Fran: I'll get the door. Decide on the movie! {walks out.}
GB: Does Lucille know?
Speedy: No. We're not telling her though. If too many people know about C.J., the secret would be harder to keep.
C.J.: It's only until we find DarkSide. {puts on his helmet.} Mogo! You need to put YOUR helmet on! {Mogo puts his on just as Fran and Lucille walk in. Lucille has the same hair style she had when she and Polly where "The Pointless Sisters."}
All but Aero and Mogo: HI!!!
Lucille: Hi guys. hope I'm not interrupting any. {looks at Aero.} Who's that?
Speedy: Lucille. meet Aero! The newest Pizza Cat!
Aero: {stand up and shakes her hand.} Nice to meet ya!
Lucille: Nice to meet you too. {looks into the visor.}
Aero: Somethin' wrong?
Lucille: Well. what do you look like without the helmet?
Aero: Sorry. can't tell ya! Secret identity! VERY secret!
Lucille: {eyes start to well up with tears.} [upset] I can't stand secrets.
Speedy: [shouting] HIT THE DIRT!!! {All but C.J., Mogo, and Lucille duck under some furniture. After a few seconds they rise up, surprised that their were no explosions. Until Speedy realizes.} Oh yeah! You changed your hair style! Sorry. force of habit!
Lucille: [calm] Well, yes. I don't use missiles anymore. That only worked in my old hairstyle. {thinks} Do you guys think I should go back to that one?
Polly: {All but Lucille and Aero and Mogo wave their hands in defense.} No. we like your new style. {Lucille smiles and the cats sigh a breath of relief.}
Aero: [confused] Missiles?
Guido: It's a long story.
Aero: {shrugs his shoulders.} We gonna watch somethin?
Polly: Right! Let's see. {starts channel surfing for something to watch until they past a news report.}
Speedy: Wait! Go back! {Polly goes back to the news report.}
Newscaster on TV: .a bank robbery has just taken place at downtown Little Tokyo. The robbers are aimed with many weapons and have taken innocent people hostage. We bring you live to the scene. {Scene cuts to outside the bank. Police have set up guard rails and have their guns pointed at the door. Emi is in front of them speaking toward the bank with a megaphone.}
Emi: {through the megaphone.} THIS IS THE POLICE!!! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!! NOW!!! {nothing happens.} I REPEAT!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!
{a 3'6" tall, long blonde haired man wearing a black sleeveless shirt, blue jeans, and black spiked wristbands stand at the door. On the shirt is a round, red burning mountain summit. He has an Australian accent.}
Robber: Listen, copper! We got about 25 or so people in here! We aren't afraid to lessen that number, if you don't cooperate. Unless you want 25 deaths, back yer arses away from here!
Emi: AT LEAST LET THE HOSTAGES GO!!!
Robber: Bloody no, mate! As long as we have hostages, you won't touch us! Right men! {A huge, muscular, 5'0" man wearing a black shirt and black pants stands next to the man. He's wearing a metal knight helmet. Another man, also wearing black stands next to him. He's only 3'2" and is skinny. He's wearing a white ski mask.}
Small man: {laugh menacing} Yeah! You tell em' Boomer!
Big man: You smart, boss!
Boomer: Now then! Get away!
Emi: STATE YOUR DEMANDS! IF YOU AGREE TO RELEASE THE HOSTAGES, WE'LL SEE THAT YOUR DEMANDS ARE MET!!!
Boomer: {holds up a machine gun.} Meet this! {starts firing through the glass door. All the cops, including Emi, duck down. After a few seconds, he stops.} First demand: You and your officers bug off!!! Second demand: Bring us the Samurai Pizza Cats!!! I wanna kick their arses back to the moon!!! Lost demand: When they come, you cops leave!!! {He and the other two walk back into the bank.}
{cut back to the Cats, who are all standing up.}
Speedy: Well you heard him. Let's give em' want they want!
GB: Do they really think they can beat us?
Aero: I think Tom Clancy said it best, "If you wanna kick the tiger's ass, you better plan to deal with the teeth." {draws out his sword.} Here's one of those "teeth."
Speedy: Fran! Prepare the cannon!
Fran: {shakes her head.} Forget it! I'm going, too!
Guido: Are you crazy?!?! It's too dangerous!
Fran: I had to deal with lizards last night! I think I can handle 3 robbers!
Aero: I gotta feeling. why would they call us out? Unless they have a trap.
Polly: We've handled traps before. {looks at the others.} even if they do have a trap, all 6 of us are powerful. With Fran and GB helping. and you Aero, we can stop 'em.
Carla: Birdie. {hugs GB} I though all the fighting would be over. but now. please be careful.
GB: I'll come back alive! {looks into Carla's eyes.} I won't let anything keep me from you.
Speedy: {talking to Aero, who is looking at the TV.} Somethin' on your mind?
Aero: {not paying attention to Speedy.} That symbol. {cut to the symbol on Boomer's shirt.} It looks familiar. I've seen it somewhere... {scene slowly fades out.}
Quik Profile:
Name: Boomer Age: 26 Weapon: Nunchucks Likes: Stealing Things Hates: Good Guys
}}commercial break{{
{scene fades into the parlor kitchen. Everyone is there.}
Fran: {to Carla and Lucille.} Now you're SURE you can operate the cannon?
Carla: Sure we can! Since you explained it to us, we can do it.
Lucille: And this manual helps, too. {holds up the manual.}
Fran: [reluctantly] Okay. just remember what I told you.
Carla and Lucille: {in unison} No problem!
Aero: {looking at the ovens. There are now 4 of them. One for Fran.} You only got 4? I'll walk then.
Guido: Don't sweat it. Just wait until we're loading in the cannon and just hop in one of em'.
Speedy: Okay guys! Are we ready!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Speedy: Let's go!!!
{Chrono Trigger Battle Theme starts playing.}
{cue the transformation sequence. After the 4 cats are loaded into the cannon.}
Mogo and Aero: {Mogo is on Aero's shoulder.} Our turn!!! {Aero hops into Speedy's oven and is loaded into the cannon.}
{Cut to outside the parlor. The cannon begins to rise.}
Lucille: {over the P.A.} The cats are ready for a fight! So look in the sky for a incredible sight! We're blasting 5 cats, not the usually 3! If you know who the one in the helmet is. PLEASE tell me!!! {cut to inside the kitchen.} {to Carla.} Okay Carla! Did you get the coordinates?
Carla: {in front of the screen.} Got 'em! All ya gotta do is blast em' and they'll be at the bank!
Lucille: {behind the gun.} Here it goes!
{She pulls the trigger. Cuts to outside the parlor where a white puff of smoke is blasted out with a bang. Then a red. Then a blue. Then a green. And finally, a grey. Cut to the 5 puffs of smoke that fade away to show Speedy, Polly, Guido, Francine, and Aero in their battle armor flying in the air. Following behind them is GB and Mogo using his jetpack.}
Aero: {looking down at the city.} {low whistle.} Wow! Whadda view!
Guido: Nuthin' like seeing Little Tokyo from the sky, huh?
Fran: {also looking down.} It's so awesome! Wish I saw this a long time ago.
Polly: {eyes widen.} And now the bad news.
Fran and Aero: Bad news?
Guido, Polly, and Speedy: {eyes widen.} Uh-huh.
Fran and Aero: {look ahead.} [nervously] This ain't good.
{cut to the wall the cats are about to crash in.}
All: [screaming and yelling] Here it comes!!!
}}Music Stops{{
{they all crash hard into the wall. After a few seconds they fall 20 feet to the ground. GB and Mogo land next to them.}
GB: That looked painful. How many fingers do I have up? {hold up 3 fingers.}
Polly: [in pain] 4?
Speedy: [same] 7?
Guido: [same] 11?
Fran: [same] 2?
Aero: [same] On all 3 of you? {Cut to Aero's view. There appears to be 3 GBs.}
{cut to the parlor.}
Lucille: I thought you said they'd be at the bank.
Carla: {nervous laugh} [sheepishly] That's the wall of the bank. isn't it?
{cut to inside the bank. 25 people are kneeling on the ground, scared, with their hands covering the back of their heads. Boomer is walking around them.}
Boomer: Alright mates. Unless the Pizza Cats get their arses here, I'm gonna open a couple of rounds in here. Sorry in advance for those who'll get hit, but that ain't my problem, now is it. {walks outside.} Alright coppers! Where are the Pizza Cats? Tell me now!!!
Emi: {speaking into a 2 way radio.} Al! The felons are getting impatient! We need the Pizza Cats!
Al: {over the radio.} The cats should be there! I just talked to Carla and Lucille from the parlor.
Boomer: {off-screen} What the bloody 'ell is this!?!?!? {cut to the inside of the bank. All the hostages are gone. The big and little minions scarily stand in front of Boomer.} Clops! Imp! What happened here!?!?
Clops: {the big guy.} Well you see, uhhh.here's what happened. the room got real smoky like!
Imp: {the little guy.} [nervously] Yeah-yeah! Smoky! The whole room filled with smoke! When it c-c-c-cleared. the hostages. were gone.
Boomer: {walks out the bank holding a gun in his hand.} Okay copper! Where's the Pizza Cats.
Speedy: {out of nowhere.} We're right here!
Aero: {same} Don't worry about the hostages!
{cut to the police, behind them are the hostages.}
GB: {same} We took the liberty of getting em' outta there! Like this!!! {out of nowhere, a small grey ball falls in front of Boomer. It releases a thick smoke that covers the area around him.}
Boomer: {coughing.} Where are you!?!?
}}Scheherazade Theme starts playing{{
{Cut to the rooftops. A spotlight hits Fran. She's twirling her extended snake sword in the air.}
Fran: Well, you called us out. {retracts her whip and holds the sword in front of her face.} So here we are! {cut to an empty spotlight.}
GB:{he descends from the sky and land in the spotlight.} You picked a bad day to strike. {draws out his sword.} Because we just employed a new hero. {cut to Aero.}
Aero: {spotlight hits him. His sword in planted in the ground. He's behind it.} I still new at this, so I'll get to the point! {pulls out his sword and points it toward the camera.} I'm gonna kick your ass! {cut to Guido.}
Guido: {spotlight hits him, he's behind the sunspot umbrella.} It wasn't wise to hold up a bank in this town. {moves his umbrella.} Nor is it to pick a fight with us! {cut to Polly.}
Polly: {spotlight hits her, she stops playing her flute.} You see, guys. We may be tough on the outside, but we're tough on the inside, too. {blows a kiss.} Love ya! {cut to Speedy.}
Speedy: {spotlight hits him. He gets up from his kneeling.} That took awhile, but now you know that.
All: {cut to all of them, standing next to each other.} The Pizza Cats are here to fight!!!
}}Music stops{{
{they all jump off the roof and in front of Boomer, about 20 feet away.}
Boomer: [puzzled] I don't understand it! How did you get in?
Aero: Damn, you're stupid! The back door!
Boomer: [angry] Don't call me stupid, ya asshole. The door was locked!
Mogo: {jumps on Aero's shoulder.} Guess who unlocked it!!! {sticks his tongue out at Boomer.} Stupid!!!
Boomer: [angry] grrr. no one calls me stupid! Alright boys! Get 'im!
{out of nowhere, a group of 3'0" demons that look like Saibamen, except their red and have longer claws fades in around the Pizza Cats.}
Aero: IT'S A TRAP!!!
{suddenly the demons rush toward them with their claws extended. The cats all jump out of the way and land back on the roofs.}
Speedy: {shouting to the police.} Get the people outta here! We can handle these thing!!!
Emi: Let us help!!!
Polly: Listen to him, chief! If you stay here, too many people are in danger! If we fail, they'll attack the other citizens! You gotta protect them!
Emi: {giving up.} Alright. but punch their lights out for us!!! {to the police.} Alright, lets get these people to safety!!! {the police and hostages run off screen.}
Aero: (I think I know what the symbol is. but can it be true? {cut to Boomer's symbol.} It's just a legend! Is it?)
Fran: {to Aero} Wake up Aero!!! They're ready to attack again! {the demons start to move closer to the roof.}
Boomer: {to Imp and Clops.} Go get em' you idiots!!! {Clops and Imp start to run toward the cats.}
Speedy: Boomer's the leader in this! If we get him, maybe the demons'll pull back!
Aero: {looks behind him.} Look!
{A portal opens up in the ground and more Saibamen demons come out.}
Fran: Not more of em'!
Speedy: GB! Polly! Follow me! We'll take care of Boomer! You guys take the new ones! Try to close up the portal!
Guido: Right! Let's go guys!!!
{The cats split up. GB, Polly, and Speedy go after Boomer, while Aero, Guido and Fran try to close the portal. Cut to Aero's team. About 10 Saibamen are aiming their claws at them.}
Fran: How do we close the portal?
Aero: I have NO idea!
}}Breath of Fire 2 Boss Theme starts playing{{
{3 Saibamen leap out toward them. Guido bats one away with his umbrella, while Fran wraps her whip around one's leg and trips it. One wraps itself around Aero's body. Aero punches it in the face and knocks it off.}
Aero: Don't be afraid to kill em', Guido! They'll just keep comin' if you don't!
{The three Saibamen attack again. One punches Guido in the face and knocks him against the wall. Fran blocks one's slashes with her sword. Aero stabs one in the chest and kills it. He then elbow rams the one that hit Guido. Guido gets up and slashes that one in the neck. As the blood comes flowing out, it collapses and dies. Fran kicks the ones she's fighting in the mid section and stabs it in the chest.}
Guido: 3 down.
Aero: 20 to go.
Guido and Fran: Huh!
{cut to the portal, more demon are coming out. The cats dash toward the demons and starts aggressively fighting them. The scene cuts to Speedy's team. Polly is dodging the slashes of one of them, while GB is using his sword to block the attacks of the two surrounding him. Speedy is running towards Boomer.}
Speedy: HERE I COME!!!
Imp: No you don't! {throws a small black ball at Speedy. It explodes and knocks him back.}
Speedy: AHH!!!
{He hits the ground and a demon tries to stick his claws into his face. Speedy rolls out of the way and the demon gets its claw stick in the cement. Speedy uses his sword to cut off it's head. The body and head burn away. Another bomb flies toward Speedy, but he hits it over to a group of 3 demons dashing toward him. It explodes when it hits them, but a little of the explosion hit Speedy. He covers his eyes and is hit by the fire. He's not injured by it, but the demons are gone. They got blown apart.}
GB: Speedy! Look out! {GB's face gets slashed by a demon, but he's able to counter by stabbing it in the stomach.}
{Speedy sees another bomb coming toward him. He catches it and throws it toward Boomer. Boomer uses a pair of nunchucks to hit it into the sky, where it blows up.}
Speedy: Damn it! Thought I had him!
{Polly is about to be slashed by the demon she's fighting. But she slashes it with her sword first. A large slash wound is across it's chest and it dies. She then throws a heart bomb at Imp. Imp throws his own T-star bomb and hits her bomb. They both explode.}
Polly: This is gonna be harder than I thought.
{cut back to Aero's team. A demon has a tight grip on Aero's sword. Aero tries to pull his sword back, but the grip is too strong.}
Aero: Fine! You can have it. {he lets go of the sword than starts punching the demon in the face. After the 7th punch, a demon tries to stab him from behind with it's claws. He moves away and the demon ends up stabbing the other. The first one dies instantly, but the other gets diagonally slashed in half by Aero's sword. It dies and burns away. Cut to Guido. Three demons are dashing toward Guido.}
Guido: So. you all wanna kill me. {He aims his umbrella and shoots out a fire ball. It burns one up and it dies. He fires it 2 more times and kills the last two.} It been a while since I used this. {looks at the umbrella.}
{Cut to Fran. She's been cornered next to a building by 3 demons. She extend her snake sword and whips the chests of the demons. They are badly bleeding and slowly die.}
Aero: {cut back to Aero. He looks up.} What the hell? {He moves out of the way just as Clops comes crashing down.} Watch where yer goin'!!!
Clops: {gets up.} Ready to die, Pizza Cat?
Aero: You think you beat me? {Slashes his stomach with his sword, but it bounces off it. Clops is unharmed.} The hell is this?
Clops: Is that the best you can do? {he punches Aero hard in the face. Aero flies backwards into a wall. He leaves an imprint.}
Aero: D-dammit. I need a plan. {looks at the portal. More demons are crawling out of it.} (Unless I seal that thing, we're as good as dead!) {he thinks for a minute. He remembers seeing Polly use a heart bomb.} (Wait. if I can't seal it up. I'll blow it up! I gotta get to Polly.) {shouting at Fran and Guido.} GUIDO! FRAN! NEW PLAN! WE GOTTA JOIN THE OTHERS!!! {Fran and Guido look at him puzzled. Aero starts running toward the bank.}
{cut back to Speedy. He and Boomer are weapon dueling. Polly is slashing demons left and right. GB is throwing ninja stars at some demons.}
GB: Man! Where are they all coming from? {He's sees more coming towards him.} Dammit! {he keeps throwing stars at them. Cut back to Polly.}
Polly: {she gets punched in the face. She drops her guard and ends up being thrown into a wall.} Ow.
{she gets back on her feet. And sees the demons running toward her. See gets ready for her Passion Paws, but a bomb lands near her and blows up. She manages to avoid the blast, but still get minor burns on her armor. Imp then throws another bomb at her, but she throws one of her bombs at it. Her bomb explodes, but his still flies toward her. Her eye widen in horror.}
Imp: {laughs evilly.} Bye-bye, kitty! {just then, a T-Star knocks it off course and away from Polly. It passes her and hit a mailbox and explodes. She's unharmed.} What the hell?!?
{Guido and Fran are standing on a rooftop.}
Guido: At least my aims still good.
Polly: [excited] Fran! Guido! [angry] What the hell do ya think you're doin'!? What about the portal!?!?
Fran: Aero told us to come here! I don't know why, but I think he has a plan!
Guido: I hope it's a good one. {looks at the portal} More demons are coming!
{Aero comes running into the battle field. Clops is chasing him.}
Clops: Me wanna play with the kitty!
Aero: {has his fist clenched.} I'd back off! The "kitty" is really pissed! {His hand starts to glow grey. He turns around and runs toward Clops. He jumps up.} IRON KNUCKLE!!! {He delivers a powerful punch at Clops head. He hits him and Clops starts to fly backwards. The screen freezes and the words "IRON KNUCKLE" are at the bottom of the screen.}
/IRON KNUCKLE: A powerful punch that uses a high amount of energy to use. The move is so strong, it is said to be able to break solid stone.\
{The screen returns to normal and Clops falls down. He has a huge crack in his helmet. Aero runs toward Polly.}
Aero: Polly! I need one of your heart bombs!
Polly: [puzzled] Why?
Aero: I gotta idea! I just need one!
Polly: I can't! I'm all out!
Aero: No! I need a bomb!
Polly: {points at Imp.} Ask him! {Imp throws a bomb at them. They dodge it just as it explodes.}
{Cut to Speedy. He's getting hit in the face by Boomer's nunchucks. He's trying to hit Boomer with his sword, but Boomer keeps blocking them.}
Boomer: Give it up, mate! You're gonna die on your feet!
Speedy: I don't give up!!!{draws out a few T-stars and throws them a Boomer. Three of them get stuck in his arm.}
Boomer: DAH!!! {Speedy then punches Boomer in the face. He falls back. Boomer gets up and swings his nunchucks at Speedy. They hit him in the side and face. Speedy takes his sword and blocks them again while Boomer gets up.} Here we go again!!!
{GB is having a hard time. He's getting badly beaten by the demons. About 3 of them are hitting him. Guido and Fran rush in and fight them off. They kill all 3 with fast slashes of their swords.}
Guido: {lifting GB up.} You okay?
GB: {weakly} Lemme at those fiends. {he dashes back into battle, slashing more demons. Guido and Fran join him. Cut to Aero who is running towards Imp.}
Aero: Gimme that bomb!
Imp: You got it! {about to throw the bomb, but from nowhere, Mogo flies in and grabs it.} Hey! {Mogo flies towards Aero.}
Aero: Where were you!?
Mogo: I found out something about these guys. {gives him the bomb.} But don't you got somethin' to do?
Aero: {takes it and smiles.} Yeah! {runs back to the portal. Just as more demons are coming out, he throws it in.} Catch!!! {it explodes and all the demons that were coming out dies in the blast. When the smoke clears, a large crater is in the place where the portal was. The portal was destroyed in the blast.} YEAH!!! {out of nowhere, Polly comes flying in and crashes into a wall, GB also crashes into the wall. Clops comes walking in.}
Clops: Aww. The cat and birdie don't wanna play? {his helmet cracks apart. He has only one eye and no hair. He's a Cyclops. He looks at Aero.} Maybe you wanna play!
Aero: {draws his sword.} Fine then! Lets play! {he walks toward Clops.} I'm gonna punch you fight in your big nose!
Clops: grrrr. AHH!!! {runs towards Aero. When he's close enough, Aero throws a handful of dirt into Clops' eye.} AHH!!!!!!!! My eyes!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA PUNCH ME IN THE NOSE!!!
Aero: {fist glows grey.} You callin' me a liar? IRON KNUCKLE!!! {he punches Clops' nose so hard, that Clops falls back.} There now. I kept my word! Didn't I? {He runs over to GB and Polly.} You guys okay?
Polly: [weakly] I'm fine.
GB: [same] I'll live.
Aero: Good. Stay here. I got to have a talk with someone. {walks toward Clops.} Hey buddy. {Clops opens his eye. It's red from the dirt.} I got somethin' to ask ya.
{cut back Fran and Guido, who have killed the last few demons. Imp is in front of them. About 10 feet away.}
Imp: You fools! You killed our army!
Guido: {cocky smile} Tell someone who cares.
Imp: {throws three bombs at Guido and Fran. Using his umbrella, Guido bats them over Imp head. They explode in the air.} A lucky shot! Try this! {throws a arrowhead shaped bomb in the air. It spins around and then flies toward Guido. Guido uses a fireball from his umbrella to explode it. Imp then throws another bomb that neither Fran of Guido notice. It explodes in front of them.}
Guido: Uhhhhh!!! {he gets knocked back.}
Fran: [screams] {she gets knocked to the left. She hits the ground.}
{Cut back to Speedy and Boomer. They are both tired and are having a hard time swinging their weapons.}
Boomer: [taking breathes] Not.bad. Cerviche.
Speedy: [same] Just.give.up.already!
Boomer: [same] {laughs} Why should I? I've clearly won. {Speedy looks at Fran and Guido. They are both laying down on the ground.} Your allies cannot go on anymore. Imp will blow em' up, or Clops will crush them. My mission was simple. destroy the Samurai Pizza Cats. And if a little while. WE WILL SUCCEED!!!
{cut back to Imp.}
Imp: {looking at Guido and Fran. He's holding two bomb.} Alright then. one for each. But who to blow to the moon first? Why not both. AT THE SAME TIME!!! {use as he's about to throw the bombs, smokes cover the whole area.} Hey! Not again!!! {when it clears, Guido and Fran is gone. Standing in front of Imp is Aero.} YOU'RE THE BASTARD WHO TOOK MY BOMB!!!
Aero: {smiles} That smoke bomb was a gift from GB, who asked ME to deliver it! Now then. {draws his sword.} Time for my gift! {dashes toward Imp, who jumps out of the way. Aero starts to chase Imp. They leap across buildings and around the battle field in a high speed chase.} You can't run forever! {While running, Imp's mask flies off, exposing to be a Imp demon with a small horn in his forehead, he has a small beak and faded green hair to match his green skin. He then drops a bomb that explodes when Aero runs near it.} AHH!!!! {he falls back and land on his back.}
Imp: {walks up to Aero.} You simple minded human! Did you really think you can beat us?
Aero: You're gonna die!!!
Imp: You still think you can kill me!?
Aero: I'm not gonna kill you. {cut to Guido, who standing 10 feet behind Imp charging his Sunspot umbrella.}
Imp: {holding a bomb.} DIE!!!
Guido: SOLAR BLAST!!! {Guido fires a large ray of heat at Imp.}
Imp: {turns around. His eyes widen in horror.} AHH!!!!!!!!! {The rays hits him. Aero rolls out of the way. Cut to Imp. The screen and he are completely bright white. He opens his mouth and slowly, he disintegrates along with the ray. The ray stops. All that's left is a large burn spot on the ground Imp stood.}
Aero: {gets up.} Did you really think I'd attack you head-on? Stupid!
Guido: Great plan Aero! Not bad for a loud mouth!
Aero: [annoyed] Who you callin' loud mouth! I saved all your asses back there!
Guido: Lighten up! I'm kiddin'! {Fran runs up to him and hugs him.}
Fran: I'm so glad you're okay!
Guido: I'm glad you're okay. {GB and Polly walk up to them} But right now, Speedy needs our help!
{cut back to Speedy and Boomer. They are still dueling. Speedy collapses from exhaustion.}
Boomer: Heh-heh-heh-heh! {points a gun at Speedy.} Time to finish this. {a ninja stars comes flying toward his hand. It hits him, causing him to drop the gun.} AHH!!! {looks and sees to his surprise, the other pizza cats.} How did you.
GB: Your army wasn't as strong as you thought!
Polly: They may have tired us out.
Aero: But in the end, the good guys won!
{Fran is helping Guido walk. He's exhausted from the battle as much as the others.}
Fran: Now get outta here!
Boomer: grrrr. You cats won this round! But when I strike again, you won't be so lucky! Fare well. {he opens a portal in the air and escapes into. It, along with him, disappears.}
}}Music stops{{
Polly: {runs over to Speedy.} [concerned] Speedy!!! Please get up! {She holds his head up. His eyes are closed and he's breathing hard.}
Speedy: {opens his eyes and looks into Polly's.} Hey. honey. I'm fine. how 'bout you.
Polly: {smiles.} I'm fine. {hugs him.} I'm just fine.
Aero: Be right back. {starts walking off.}
Guido: Hey! Where you goin'?
Aero: I got some unfinished business with our "friend." {continues walking.}
{cut to Clops who is standing up, muttering to his self.}
Clops: Grimy bastard broke my nose. Ruined my eye.
Aero: {off-screen} That "grimy bastard" has another question!
Clops: {turns around and sees Aero.} Crap.
Aero: So. why the hell are you guys here?
Clops: I told you! We were sent to kill you cats!
Aero: That's NOT what I mean! Why, after all these years are you demons back here?
Clops: I. The reason we're here?
Aero: Tell me!!!
Clops: You see. {suddenly his eyes widens in pain.} [in pain] AHH!!! {he explodes in a blast of fire and blood. The blood spatters the street.}
Aero: WHAT!?!?!? {he looks around.} Who's there!?!?!? {looks at the blood.} Damn! That was the only clue I had! Gone! Just like that! {starts to walk away.} DAMMIT!!! WHY IS HELL'S SUMMIT HERE!?!?!?!?
{cut to the sky. Where DarkSide appears.}
DarkSide: That Cyclops nearly told him every thing. {looks at his hand.} But Annihilation silenced him, permanently. I'm not ready for you to know EVERY Julius. but the time will come. {disappears.}
{cut to the living room of the parlor. Speedy is sleeping on the couch. Polly is letting him rest his head on her lap. Aero and the others, including Lucille and Carla, are in the restaurant part of the house.}
Aero: {to Mogo.}You first. {takes a sip of some tea.}
Mogo: 'Kay. When I was in the bank during the battle, the little guy was on the phone talkin' to someone. He said was talking about an invasion thingy. That's suppose to happen in a few weeks. I don't know if it's here or not, but this thing sounds big! If it happens within the next couple weeks, its gotta be huge! Okay. that's all I got! You're turn!
Aero: Yeah. The army from today. is Hell's Summit. It's an army that's supposed to be all demons. But after seeing Boomer, it looks like its takin' humans as well. I read about Hell's Summit in an old novel. In the story, a group of humans, lead by an unknown general, defeated the army and banished them to a place called Demon World, where only demons live. I always figured Hell's Summit as a fairy tale, a myth. When I saw that symbol on Boomer's shirt, I remembered it from the book. "A burning mountain top. Hell's Summit." Clops also told me that recently, a new ruler has come to command them along side an evil king, who runs Demon World. Unfortunately, before I could get anymore answers, Clops was killed. Now I don't know how and why their here on Earth. but I know it's not good. {takes another sip of tea.}
Fran: That's too bad. I'd like to know why their here.
Speedy: {off-screen} To kill us.
{cut to Speedy and Polly, who are standing by the counter.}
Guido: You should be resting!
Speedy: No thanks! The thing that Boomer told me was that he was ordered to find and exterminate us. And I think. Big Cheese is behind that attack!
{everyone but Aero and Mogo gasp.}
Fran: But he's dead! He hasn't been seen on any where on Earth for months!
Aero: That don't mean anything. Demon World is in another dimension. If he found a way to enter that dimension, than he could very well be the new ruler.
Speedy: It's just a hunch. But it's a good one. We'll have to wait and see.
{cut to a dark room. A shadow is talking in a radio.}
Shadow: Have you killed the Pizza Cats?
Boomer: {on the other line.} 'Fraid not, sir! They somehow defeated us.
Shadow: You imbecile! You couldn't kill them! What about DarkSide?
Boomer: His whereabouts are unknown.
Shadow: Find that traitor and kill him, too!!! Make sure you get the Pizza Cats!!! They are the only obstacle standing in my way!!!
Boomer: Aye, sir!!!
Shadow: {turns off the radio.} Of all the rotten luck! It's gone from 3 to 6! Even Bad Bird is helping them!!! {light hits the shadow. Exposing it's the Big Cheese.} It's not fair! 6 months of inactivity, and they still foil my plans!
Voice: My army won't fail again, Seymour.
BC (Big Cheese): They better not! First Org is killed by those cats, than Gajure is killed by DarkSide! Not mention the portal to Earth is closed!
Voice: Don't complain. I'm getting a headache! Listen to me. we still have many troops on Earth. In a few weeks, we'll attack Little Tokyo.
BC: NO! Not in a few weeks! I want it... in 5 days.
Voice: Seymour. We can't organize a strong enough army in only.
BC: 5 days! That's final.
Voice: Very well then. In 5 days. {BC smiles evilly.}
{cut back to the parlor, it's night time.}
Lucille: {yawn} I'd better go home. Its late and I'm tired. {walks to the door.} See you all tomorrow!
Fran: Bye Lucille!
Aero: Nice to meet ya!
{Carla and GB head for the door.}
Carla: We're going, too. We'll see you tomorrow.
GB: Later!
Guido: Good night!
Aero: {takes off his helmet.} Man! What a day! I need some sleep.
Speedy: We were gonna let you sleep in my old room, but Fran using that one.
{they all look at the hole in the ceiling.}
C.J.: It's alright. I can use the couch.
Fran: There is one other room. {she walk over to the doorway leading to the living room. Instead of going in, she looks at the right wall. She pushes the wall, and a door opens.}
C.J.: Wow! What room is that?
{cut to inside the room, there are several crates laying around. The room is surprisingly clean.}
Speedy: The storage room. We'll get ya a mattress and light, you'll be all set.
C.J.: Cool! {walks around and hits his head on the hanging light in the middle of the room.} OW!
Polly: Watch your head! {turns on the light.} You don't mind sleeping here?
C.J.: No problem! This room'll do!
Mogo: {on C.J.'s shoulder.} Wow, cool! {looks at the wall.} COOL!!! {jumps off C.J.'s should and pulls a metal strip off two small holes. He looks into them and sees the restaurant through them.} It's a spy hole!
Guido: In case of trouble, we would of hidden here for safety. We never really used it before.
Mogo: This like a cool Bond movie! {singing} Secret. Agent Mog! Secret. Agent Mog!
Speedy: There a spare mattress upstairs. Let me get it. {They all leave. Except Mogo.}
Mogo: {still singing.} They gave you a number and they took away your name!!! {He sees two green eyes though the holes.} AHH!!!! {ducks down. Hears C.J. laughing.} Darn it, you jerk!!! That ain't funny!!!
C.J.: Yes is it! {walks off.}
{cut to the storage room. It now has a small mattress and a box with a table lamp on it. There is also a big pillow and small blanket on the floor for Mogo.}
Speedy: It's not fancy, but it's better than nothing.
C.J.: {he lays down on the mattress.}Beats sleeping on the floor. Had to go though a year of that when I was training to become a Guardian.
Mogo: {lays on his pillow.} This is comfy! {yawns.} [sleepily] Real.comfy. {falls asleep.} Ku.po.Ku.po.Ku.po.
Polly: {giggles.} Not much of a night owl.is he?
C.J.: At least he'll keep quiet.
Fran: [sleepily] I can't stay up for another minute. Good night everyone. {goes upstairs} See ya in the morning.
Guido: {watching her go up the stairs.} She was great today. She's such a great fighter. {yawns.} That battle took a lot outta of all us. I'm ready for bed, too. Night guys. {goes up stairs.}
Polly: Guess we'll head to bed , too. Good night, C.J.
Speedy: Sorry, but we gotta wake you up at 6:30. We're working tomorrow. That includes you, too.
C.J.: Since I am part of the team, I'll help out. If you guys are as crowded as you were yesterday, you're gonna need it!
Speedy: Thanks. {starts to close the door.} Welcome to the Pizza Cats. {closes the door.}
{cut to Polly and Speedy in the living room.}
Polly: This might sound strange. but I'm not tired.
Speedy: Me neither. You'd think we'd be tired by now.
Polly: {smiles seductively.} [coyly] Well, I know what will help us sleep better.
Speedy: {grins smugly.} Really? How?
Polly: {hugs him around the neck. They kiss passionately.} I'll show you. upstairs. {they hold each others hand and go upstairs to their room.}
{cut to C.J.'s room. He's sitting up on the bed, reading "The Teeth of the Tiger." He stops reading for a second.}
C.J.: {he closes the book and puts it down.} (Dammit! Why the hell is the Summit here!? After 700 years of exile, they just return to Earth? Why? {slowly closes his eyes.} No use. thinking about now. I need some sleep. {he lays down on his pillow and turns off the light.} Still, I don't like this situation. Don't like it at all. Too many people are in danger. {he slowly goes to sleep.}
/After a hard battle against Hell's Summit, our heroes are now fast asleep, resting up for a busy day tomorrow. C.J., however, still has many unanswered questions. But he and the others are not aware of Big Cheese's plot to attack Little Tokyo in the next week. What will happen when that day comes? Stay tune for scenes from the next episode.\
{scene fades out.}
}}}TO BE CONTINUED}}}
}}Scheherazade Theme starts playing{{
{The cats plus Fran and GB are in victory poses. GB is in the air, sword drawn. Fran is next to Guido, twirling her whip over her head.}
Speedy: On the next. {Mogo jumps over the team and is in front of the camera.}
Mogo: Pizza Cats!
{cut to C.J., who is unsheathing his sword.}
C.J.: The Military Saga! {draws out his sword and whole screen fades to white.}
{scene shows Little Tokyo in a quiet state.}
GB: {voice over} [announcer voice] Next time! In this corner. {Scene shows a group of demons being lead by Boomer.} Hell's Summit! In this corner. {Scene shows a group of demon being lead by DarkSide.} Hell's Summit!
C.J.: {voice-over.} You heard right!!! Two Summits! One's bad enough!
GB: {same.} At least they aren't after us. {scene shows the Summits fighting each other.}
C.J.: {same} They're fighting one another to see who claims Little Tokyo! What kinda turf war is this!? Neither of them had this place to start! Now they're fighting to see who keeps it?!
GB: {same} You'll have to excuse C.J.. he's kinda ticked off because.
C.J.: {same} Because both the armies are idiots!!! And the worst part of it is. {cut to Fran who's hiding from the battle.} one of our teammates is caught right in the middle of it!!!
GB: {same} If we don't act fast, the whole city will be destroyed!
C.J.: {same} This is my chance to fight DarkSide!!! Bet your ass I'm going there!!! {Scene shows Aero running into the battle.}
GB: {same} Next episode.
}}Two Summits. Two Goals.{{
}} One Huge Battle!!!{{
C.J.: {same} This really pisses me off!!!
GB: {same.} Hey man! Save for the next episode!!!
}}end teaser{{
The Military Saga
/The quiet tranquility of Little Tokyo was shattered yesterday when young Guardian, Christopher Julius and his moogle friend, Mogo, lead D.O.O.M's Lieutenant Slasher on a city wide chase. C.J. was convicted for a mass murder crime, so this brought the attention of the local police. He managed to lose both D.O.O.M and the police by hiding in The Samurai Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor until night. When night came, a group of Demon Lizards arrived to attack the SPC right in their own home. C.J. stopped the attack but was severely outnumbered. Until the Samurai Pizza Cats came to the rescue. After battling the lizards, and a zombie dragon, they met DarkSide, a half human half demon who was responsible in framing C.J. The SPC and C.J. tried hard to defeat him, but failed and suffered great injuries. They were spared by DarkSide, for now. C.J. asked to become a part of the SPC to help defeat DarkSide and clear his good name. The cats made him a Pizza Cat and will prepare for the next time they confront DarkSide again. The training starts today.\
}}Episode 2{{
}}C.J.'s Double Life! Meet Aero!{{
{the scene opens outside the Parlor. It's morning, about 7:03. The sound of a phone ringing is heard.}
Speedy: {from inside} Hello?
Guido: {on the phone} Up early as always, eh Speedy?
Speedy: Hey Guido! {cut to the living room, where Speedy is talking into a wall phone. He wearing a white robe, slippers, and no helmet.} Where are ya?
Guido: The airport in New York. The plane'll take me straight to Little Tokyo, so I'll be home a little earlier.
Speedy: That's great! Fran'll be so happy to hear it. She misses ya.
Guido: I miss her. So anyway. How is she?
Speedy: A little upset, but she'll cheer up when I tell her you're coming in at. what time are you coming in?
Guido: About 12:45. Maybe earlier.
Speedy: We'll be there. But. {looks at the couch. C.J. is sleeping on his back on it. He doesn't have his armor on. Just white socks, blue pants, and a green T-shirt. Mogo is sleeping on the other couch across from C.J.} we got some things to care of afterwards.
Guido: Is something wrong?
Speedy: No. Nothing's wrong. Don't worry.
Guido. [shocked] Is Polly pregnant?
Speedy: No. Not that.
Guido: Is something up with Fran?
Speedy: Nothing is up with her. Look, I'll explain later. Things are just a little complicated.
Guido: What can't you tell me now? It's not a collect call.
Speedy: Believe me. It's easy to explain with everyone around to hear.
Guido: Well okay. I gotta go man. I could get some breakfast before I board the plane. Bye.
Speedy: Bye. {hangs up the phone.} (Yeah, Guido. Thinks just got a little weirder. And more dangerous. )
{Flashes back to the last episode, when the cats and C.J. were fighting the lizards. Org opens up a portal in the ground and 7 more lizard men come out to fight.}
C.J.: DAMMIT! {he sword dueling with one of the new ones. He leaps over it and stabs it in the back. It burns away as well. C.J. just stands there, sword in hand.} What's with these things?
{Polly is cornered by 3 lizards. She prepares for the Passion Paws Attack.}
Polly: Come a little closer. {the lizards are pulled in closer. Close up of her hand. She meows loudly and lets out her claws. The screen goes black and 3 scratch marks appear. The screen goes back to normal and the lizards are on the ground, clutching their blood covered faces. They burn away. Polly looks at her nails. They are covered with black blood.} Eww. that's gross.
{cut to Speedy, who's going after Org. He engages in a sword on arm blade duel with him. The block each other moves, but Org hits Speedy with a blade hard in the chest.}
Speedy: YEOW! {the blade slashes through his armor and blood rushes from the large wound. He gets his guard back and continues dueling.}
{cut to Polly sword dueling with a lizard. She's getting tired. Back to C.J.}
C.J.: [shouting] READY!
Fran: YEAH!
{C.J. swings Fran around by the legs, while she holds her extended sword out. They slash all 4 of the lizards who were surrounding them, making them burn up. Mogo, still hiding behind C.J., is flung out.}
Mogo: [yelling] WHOA!!!
{cut to Polly. She's about to be slashed by the lizard. Mogo, hits the lizard in the head, knocking him away from Polly. She catches Mogo in her hands.}
Polly: {look at Mogo.} Huh? But you were that dummy.
Mogo: {smiles} Nice catch!
Polly: uhh.{slightly smiles} no problem.
{cuts to Speedy and Org dueling. They are still blocking each other's moves. Their swords clash rapidly.}
Org: Prepare to die, feline!
Speedy: I don't think so! {he slashes off half of Org left arm.}
Org: Argh! {looks down on the ground where his arm is. He tries to pick it up, but it burns away before he can. Looks at Speedy.} Bastard! I'll rip your head off!
Polly: {off screen} Don't speak to my husband that way!
{camera pans to Polly, who is holding Mogo in her hands, Fran, and C.J. who are standing behind Speedy.}
C.J.: Now who's out numbered 4 to 1!!!
{they all step closer to Org, who takes a step back. The street begins to shake violently.}
Fran: [voice vibrating] W-w-w-w-what's t-t-t-t-that?
{cut to Org. A huge 30 foot dragon lands behind him. The dragon is dark green but it appears to rotting away. Some of it's scales are hanging right off it's body. Even the two horns on his head are broken.}
Polly: What kind of dragon is that?
Speedy: Is it a zombie?
C.J.: I don't care what it is. It's goin' down!
Org: Alright dragon! ATTACK!!! {the dragon lets out a huge roar. It then lowers it head to Org with it's mouth open. Org turns around and faces it.} WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! NOT ME!!! {with a powerful snap, it closes it's mouth with Org in it. It rises it's head up and roars again. Cut to C.J.}
C.J.: I didn't think it have to come to this. But I'll give it a try. {his whole body glows grey with energy. He hold his sword in front of his face. It too glows grey.} SON-IC-BLADE!!! {he points his sword out toward the dragon. He starts running very fast toward it. His sword goes into the dragon's face. C.J. continues running right trough the dragon, diving deeper trough it. When he finally runs completely through the dragon, it slowly starts burning up. It lifts it head in and lets out a roar before the skin completely burns off. After a few minutes, the only thing left is the skeleton of the dragon, which turns to dust and gets blow away. Cut to C.J. He smiles and spins his sword around in one hand and puts it in it's holder. Cut to DarkSide floating in the air.}
DarkSide: I'm the cause of all this. Those demons, that dragon. My name is DarkSide. And I am far more superior than all of you combined. That include those fools, Anchovy and Bad Bird. But wait. he lost his spine, and now he's Good Bird.
Speedy: [angrily] What you call are friends?!?
DarkSide: Save it, Cerviche. You, Ester and Manx are no different than them. In fact. the only one who has even a drop of courage. {to C.J.} is you Julius.
{C.J. jumps into the air to punch DarkSide. He gets close enough, but when he throws the punch, DarkSide catches it and throws him back on the ground. C.J. lands hard on his back.}
DarkSide: {slowly descents and lands on the ground.} Anyone else care to try to hit me?
Speedy: [shouting] YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! {runs toward DarkSide, sword in hand. When he's close enough, DarkSide lands a powerful punch in the stomach of Speedy that causes him to double over in pain. [breathless] .cough.cough.
{DarkSide grabs him by the throat and throws hi into a wall 30 feet away. Speedy crashes into it and passes out when he falls to the ground.}
Polly: Speedy! {looks at DarkSide} [angry] grrrrrrrr. {she jumps in the air} [shouting] YOU BEAST!!! {she throws 5 heart bombs at DarkSide.}
{DarkSide catches all of them and throws them back at Polly. He's throws them so fast, she doesn't even see them until they blow up on her. She flies back and lands on her back next to Speedy. She, too passes out.}
DarkSide: You have more courage than I thought. {his hand glows black with energy.} But more ignorant, as well. {fires a black orb of energy at C.J. It hits him and makes him fly back about 20 feet. He lands on his back.} You fool. Always know what your opponent will do next. {points his hand at Polly and Speedy, who are still unconscious.} Let me tell you what I'll do next. I'm going to blast the couple to hell. Unless you can stop me. {his hand starts to glow.}
{Rather than go after DarkSide, C.J. rushes toward Polly and Speedy. He dashes over to them. DarkSide then fires a larger energy blast. C.J. runs into it. It explodes on impact. He takes the full impact, but Polly and Speedy are unharmed by it. C.J. has a huge wound on his stomach and right arm.}
C.J.: [wearily] Ha. Ha. You.should know. what I.was gonna. do. {C.J. collapses and is unconscious.}
DarkSide: {looking at C.J.} {scoffs} Idiot. {starts floating in the air. Looks at Fran.} You! When they wake up, tell them that I look forward to our next battle. Do yourself favor and stay home that day. Until then. farewell. {he opens a portal and goes through it. It along with him vanish. It starts to rain. Cut to Speedy and Fran who are helping C.J. walk, Polly is next to Speedy with Mogo on her shoulder.}
C.J.: This is as much my battle as it is yours. I can't leave this city. And if we catch DarkSide, I can clear my name. So please let me become part of the team.
Polly: {smiles} Well Speedy?
Speedy: {same} Why don't we let Francine decide this one.
Fran: {same} I say. welcome aboard!
C.J.: Thank you. I'll do my best!!!
Speedy: I guess we weren't introduced properly. I'm Speedy Cerviche!
Polly: Polly Ester, here!
Fran: Francine Manx. Pleased to meet you.
Mogo: The Great Moogle, Mogo, I'm called!
{close up of C.J.'s smiling face.}
C.J.: And I'm Christopher Julius! But you my friends. can call me C.J.!
{cuts back to the present day. Speedy is sitting on his and Polly's bed. Polly is still sleeping. He's looking at her. Polly and Speedy's Room is actually Polly's old room.}
Speedy: (Fran said she was hit hard with those bombs.) {clenches his fist} (Damn you DarkSide. Killing and hurting innocent people. How can he think he's superior to us? He's nothing but a cold blooded killer.) {relaxes his hand. He looks into Polly's face.} (Even when she sleeps, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.) {smiles} (I better not disturb her. She probably really tired.) {He gets up to leave. Before he makes it to the door.}
Polly: Good morning, honey. {Speedy turns around to see Polly, who is sitting up. She is smiling.}
Speedy: {walks over to her and gives her a kiss.} Morning kitten. Did you sleep good?
Polly: {shakes her head} It still hurts when DarkSide used my bombs on me.
Speedy: I know. My gut feels like a boulder landed on it. How can one person be so strong?
Polly: I don't know. Whatever he is, he's a lot stronger than us.
Speedy: Not for long. After some more training, we might be ready for a rematch.
Polly: {smiles a little} I hope you're right.
Speedy: Am I ever wrong? {thinks for a second} Uh, don't answer that.
Polly: {giggles} I won't. Is Fran up?
Speedy: Nope. And C.J. and Mogo are still asleep. Why don't we go downstairs? I'll make breakfast.
Polly: Go ahead. I'll be down in a minute.
Speedy: {gives her another kiss and heads downstairs. To his surprise Fran is there.} Fran? What are you doing up so early?
Fran: {She's wearing a green robe and slippers.} I can't get back to sleep. My throat hurts. {From last night when DarkSide choked her.}
Speedy: Yeah. Me and Polly still feel the pain. {Polly comes downstairs wearing a pink robe and bunny slippers. C.J. also wearily joins them. His eyes are half closed and he's dragging his feet. He's still half asleep.} Morning C.J.
C.J.: [groggily] Mornin'. {yawns loudly.}
Polly: Couldn't sleep either?
C.J.: {shakes his head.} Need somethin' to wake me up.
Speedy: How 'bout some coffee?
C.J.: Coffee don't work for me. Only one thing will help. Point me to the nearest kitchen.
{Camera cuts to kitchen. The view is on the counter. There are different kinds of food and mixes on it. Baking Soda, vinegar, eggs, pickles, etc. }
Speedy: Are ya sure about this? Sounds more like a science project than a "wake me up."
Polly: Makes me nauseous just thinking about it.
Fran: You're actually going to use ALL of these?
C.J.: Gotta. If I wanna wake up. {Camera cut so it's facing C.J. He's sitting by the counter with a tall glass in front of him. The cats are behind, watching him prepare the "wake me up."} Now first, ya need a egg. {cracks a egg and pours it into the glass.} Then, some vinegar. {pours vinegar into the glass until it is half full.} Now some Tabasco sauce. {puts 3 drops of Tabasco into the vinegar. The cats start to grimace.}
Cats: ugh.
C.J.: Now, some baking soda. {puts a table spoon of baking soda in the mix.} Marshmallows. {puts in 5 miniature marshmallows.} Peaches. {opens a can of sliced peaches and puts 3 pieces in.}
Polly: Disgusting.
C.J.: Whipped cream. {strays some whipped cream on the mix.} Pickles. {takes 4 pickles chips and throws them in. The cats grimace again. Fran starts turning green.} Onions. {throws 4 sliced onions in the mix. It starts to stink.}
Speedy: That smells bad!
C.J.: Ketchup! {squirts ketchup into the glass. }
Cats: Gross!
C.J.: And for the minty fresh taste. Toothpaste! {as he squirts toothpaste into the mix, the cats grimace, Fran turns greener.} Stir well. {uses a spoon to mix it. It turns into a brownish green liquid.}
Speedy: [disgusted] That's a interesting color.
C.J.: {when he finishes stirring, he lifts the glass.} Bottoms up. {He starts to drink it.}
Cats: OH!
Speedy: My god!
Polly: I'm gonna be sick.
Fran: {turning completely green.} I already am. {runs to the sink and begins retching.}
C.J.: {swallows the last drop.} ACK! Also good for hang-overs, sore throats, and headaches. {Polly and Speedy are grimacing. Fran walks back up after throwing up. Looks at them.} I'm sorry. Does anyone else want one?
Cats: OH!
Speedy: {runs out the kitchen.} Damn!
Polly: {following Speedy} That was gross!
Fran: {runs back to the sink.} Ohh. {starts retching again.}
C.J.: {covers his mouth and breaths.} Any one got a mint?
{cut to the outside training area near the side of the parlor. It has high privacy fences and wooden training dummies. Also a weight set, chopping stones, and balance beam. After eating breakfast, the team are ready to begin training.}
C.J.: Whoa! You guys weren't kidding! This is great!
{The cats are now in their battle gear.}
Speedy: Yep! Once a week, we practice all day long to stay fit.
C.J.: {looks at a chopping stone.} I'm gonna slice that rock in half! {runs towards the stone.}
Speedy: C.J.! Wait!
C.J.: {jumps into the air, unsheathes his sword and does a jumping vertical slash. When he contacts the stone, he doesn't slice it, but he hangs in the air while his sword is on the stone. He starts to shake.} [voice vibrating] Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. {after about 20 seconds of this, he falls to the side and hits the ground. Fran and Polly giggle.}
Speedy: {walks to the stone.} These rocks are the thickest and the strongest. You can't just slice them in the air.
C.J.: [voice still vibrating] T-t-t-t-t-t-thanks for t-t-t-t-t-t-the warni- n-n-n-n-n-ng.
{cut to the palace throne room. Princess Vi is speaking to Slasher.}
Vi: Have you found the killer?
Slasher: I'm afraid he's eluded us, Princess Vi. But mark my words. He will be found and executed right away.
Vi: {shakes her head} No executing here, Lieutenant. Just find him and get him out of Little Tokyo.
{Big Al walks in.}
Al: Princess! The message has been made.
Slasher: Message?
Vi: I'm afraid we have to get the citizens help. We're giving them a message today that this man must be caught. We're offering a reward to anyone who has information to help us get him.
Slasher: Are you sure that's wise?
Vi: {getting angry} Are you saying I'm wrong?
Slasher: {waves his hand in defense.} Uh. of course not! I'm just saying. Do you think the citizens can help?
Vi: [calms down] We'll soon find out. You may leave.
Slasher: Okay. {turns to leave the room. As he passes Al, they look at each other suspiciously. He leaves the room.}
Al: (There's something I don't trust about that Lieutenant. And more importantly, something I don't trust about D.O.O.M.)
{cut to the hall where Slasher is walking.}
Slasher: (Damn it! I didn't want the public in on this case. If word gets out to my superiors, I'll lose my rank, even fired. I must find the killer immediately!)
}}Hand in Hand from Kingdom Hearts starts playing.{{
{cut back to the parlor's backyard, where the Pizza Cats are training. Fran is using her snake sword to whip the little rocks on the shoulders of the wooden dummies without hitting the dummies. She's hits all of them perfectly. Cut to Polly, who is on the balance beam. She's doing back and fronts flips while swinging her sword around. She lands perfectly every time. Cut to Speedy and C.J., who are in a sparring match with wooden swords.}
C.J.: You're goin' down, Cerviche!
Speedy: You're all talk, Julius! You can't beat me!
C.J.: {runs toward Speedy} Hyyyyyyah!!! {does a vertical slash that Speedy blocks with his own sword.}
Speedy: YAH! {pulls back his sword and counters with a horizontal slice, which C.J. dodges with a back flip. C.J. then jumps in the air and tries another vertical slash. Speedy blocks it and they lock swords.}
C.J.: {pushes Speedy back a few steps while the swords are still locked.} PREPARE YOURSELF!!! { Speedy and C.J. clash swords rapidly, until.} ARRRRRRRRAH!!! {pushes Speedy away from him and dashes toward him. Speedy side rolls out of the way. C.J. dashes toward a wall, but he wall jumps off it and runs toward Speedy again. They lock swords again.}
Speedy and C.J.: YAHHHH!!! {they strike each other's sword with great power. The top half of the wooden blades snap and fly off.} WHOA! {this causes them to lose their balance and fall down.}
}}The music stops{{
{Cut to Polly. She's does a back flip and C.J.'s broken blade hits her in midair.}
Polly: [screams] AHH! {She gets knocked off the beam and onto the ground.}
{cut to Fran. She tries to whip a rock, when Speedy's broken blade hits her and causes her to trip.}
Fran: EEK! {she's falls to the ground, which causes her extended whip to hit the head of the dummy instead of the rock. The dummy's head snaps off on contact.}
{Cut back to Speedy and C.J., who both get up.}
Speedy: {Looks at his sword.} Hey! Where'd the blade go?
Fran: {off-screen} [angrily] RIGHT HERE!!! {the blade goes flying and hits Speedy right in the side of the head.}
Speedy: [in pain] Ow! {he's falls to the side and hits the ground. C.J. laughs}
Polly: {off-screen} [angrily] DON'T FORGET YOURS!!! {C.J.'s goes flying and hits . him right in the face. It sticks to his face. It slowly slips off and leaves a red mark right between his eyes and nose. He groans and falls down.}
{Cut to Mogo, who is still sleeping}
Mogo: [snoring] Ku.po. Ku.po. Ku.po. Ku.po. {he's having a dream.}
{DREAM SEQUENCE: Cut to the Moogle Village (Mogo's home village. Also note, the houses are small, but large enough for the moogles.). The camera is in front of an antique store. A loud crash is heard. CRASH!!!}
Voice: {from inside} Oops.
Different Voice: {same} ARGH!!!
{The door slams open and Mogo comes running out, quickly and panicked. A different moogle, much older with tan fur and glasses, runs out the door. He's wearing a brown apron. He stops in front of the camera.}
Female Moogle: [angry and yelling] Darn you, Mogo! Fragile means "breakable," not "please toss me around until you drop me!!!!!"
{Cut to a watermelon field. Mogo is eating a large watermelon. Camera pans back to show that all the melons were eaten.}
Mogo: {Taking bites of the watermelon} Mmm! Tasty!
Male Moogle: {off-screen} [yelling] YOU LITTLE RUNT!!! {Camera pans to a orange fur moogle wearing farmer's clothes.} GET OUTTA MY FIELD! {Mogo runs away, scared.} ALL MY WATERMELONS! HOW CAN THAT TWIT EAT 300 MELONS IN ONE DAY!!!
{Cut to a blacksmith house. A loud explosion is heard. KABOOM!!! Smoke filled the house. Mogo runs out the house, coughing. A moogle completely covered in soot walks out, holding a small hammer in his hand.}
Male Moogle: [angry] IF YOU EVER COME BACK, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!
{cut to a large group of Moogles. A grey fur moogle is standing on a wooden platform. He's an old moogle with a grey beard. He's wearing a green shirt and brown pants. He's the elder. The crowd is complaining.}
Elder: Please! Calm down! I know young Mogo is. a little reckless.
Curator {from the antique store.}: Reckless? He's a destructive, clumsy, little trouble maker!
Farmer: All he does is make trouble and eat. And he eats everything in sight!
Blacksmith: Every time he does something wrong, WE end up with extra work!!!
Elder: Please ladies and gentlemen. I'll talk to him.
Female Moogle: Forget talk! Throw out the little runt! {The crowds shouts in agreement.}
Elder: Please! We've never thrown any one out of our village!
Male Moogle: Well, there's a first time for everything!
Elder: I take full responsibility for all the damage caused.
Curator: What about my priceless vase he shattered?!?
Farmer: 300 melons, elder! All of em' gone!
Blacksmith: It costs money to make weapons! He ruined everyone of em'!
Elder: Enough! I'll talk to him. and pay for everything. {Suddenly the platform collapses with the elder on it.} AHH!!! {When the dust settles, Mogo is behind the wreckage holding a screw and screw driver.}
Mogo: [nervous] Grandpa. I saw a loose screw, so I pulled it. to put in a new one.
Elder: grrrrr. MOGO!
{cut to the inside of a shrine. Mogo is mopping the floor.}
Mogo: [muttering] Stupid punishment. lousy. complaining and nagging. mop and mop, that's all I do. {looks at statue of a FF3 based Moogle. It's a statue of Mog, the Hero of all Moogles. It's twice as big as Mogo.} Bet you didn't hafta deal with this. {does a little more mopping. He doesn't notice that he hit the statue with the handle. The statue starts to wobble. He accidentally hits it again, it starts to tip over. Mogo puts the mop down.} [relaxed] Ahh. all done. {A loud smash's heard. SMASH!!!} [nervous] Please. don't be what I know it is. {turns around.} [panicked] OH-NO!!! {cut to the broken pieces of statue all over the floor.} no-no-no-no-no-no- no! Please! Don't let it be.
Elder: {from outside.} Mogo! How's that floor. [shouting] WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
Mogo: {looks at the camera.} [nervous] eh-heh.
{Cut to the elder. He's angry and has anime veins all over his head and his fur is turning red. Cut back to the parlor, where Mogo is sleeping.}
Elder: {voice over} [shouting] HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE!?!?!? YOU DESTROYED NOT ONLY AN 1000 YEAR OLD STATUE, BUT DISRESPECTED THE MOOGLE HERO AT THE SAME TIME!!! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?!?
Mogo: {while still asleep} It was an accident.
Mogo: {voice over} [nervous] It was an accident?
Elder: {voice over} [shouting] ACCIDENT!!! EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING, IT'S AN ACCIDENT!!! THIS IS THE FINAL CHORD!!! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!!! I WANT YOU OUTTA THIS VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
{Mogo slowly opens his eyes. He gets up.}
Mogo: [sadly] Everyone at the village thought I was just a big screw-up. Every time I tried to help, I made things worst. I'm sorry grandpa. I didn't mean to make trouble or break things. I promise. When I come back, I'll be more careful. I won't get in the way, or break things. That is. {eyes well up with tears.} If you even want me back. {goes to the side door and watches the cats train.} I can't tell them I'm not lost, but was thrown out. They'll think I am a screw up. Maybe. I should never go back home.
/As Mogo watches his friends train, a great evil a dimension away is also growing stronger.\
{cut to a field of dirt and rocks. Although it is daytime, the faded red sky makes it seem like night. Fog surrounds the air.}
/Demon World. A land of drought and ruin in constant fear of its rulers. Controlled by the evil Hell's Summit, the demons of this world suffer greatly, whether from the Summit, or the state of their planet.\
{cut to DarkSide, who standing in the middle of the field.}
DarkSide: {looks around} A hellhole. This planet is a hellhole. {hears something to the left. Looks in that direction. He smiles sinisterly} This should be entertaining.
}}Evil Theme from Secret of Mana 2 starts playing{{
{cut to a small group of 30 or so demons. They are lead by a yellow eyed, red Dragon Knight that is as tall as DarkSide. He has black breastplate armor and is carrying a hand axe.}
Dragon Knight: We finally found you, DarkSide.
DarkSide: Gajure. They sent a group of lower level demons to kill me? I'm insulted.
Gajure: I wouldn't talk if I was you, Half Demon. {DarkSide facial expression changes to anger. Gajure smiles sinisterly} That's right. you're not even a real demon. You're the bastard child of a human. Go home. human.
DarkSide: {he blasts Gajure with a small orb of energy that knocks him down.} [angry] Don't ever call me a human.
Gajure: {gets up on his feet} Get him!
{3 lizard men come running toward DarkSide. He grabs 2 by their necks and squeezes until a sickening crack can be heard. CRACK!!! He broke their neck bones. He drops them and they burn away. The 3rd comes running closer. DarkSide punches it in the chest so hard that his fist comes out the lizard's back. Blood flows out of its back. He pulls his hand out and watches the lizard burn away. His hand is covered in black blood.}
DarkSide: Anyone else care to try? {at that moment 10 demons cover his body to try and hold him down. He flies away and forms a large orb of energy.} Catch. {He throws it down to the 10 demons and in a large explosion of energy and screams, kills all of them, leaving only a deep crater.} Too easy. {he descends to the ground.} Who's next? {A large golem about 6 feet tall and has huge muscles runs towards him carrying a huge two-handed axe. Before he gets close, the golem stops and unwillingly floats up in the air. DarkSide is moving his hand around as if controlling the golem's body. When it's 40 feet in the air, DarkSide's hand begins to glow black.} Here it comes. ANNIHILATION!!! {he blasts a small orb of energy at the golem. It goes inside it's body. The golem explodes in a huge blast. BOOM!!! When the smoke clears, the golem is gone and the only thing left is a mess of its blood falling to the ground.} Ha.ha.ha. Either human or demon, I love to watch bloodshed. But. I want more. {looks at Gajure.}
Gajure: You. BASTARD!!! {runs toward DarkSide. When he gets close enough he swings his axe. DarkSide stops the blade with his hand and grabs Gajure by the neck and rises him in the air.} ACK! [choking] Why. are you against us?
DarkSide: You actually think that humans deserve to live. I feel they should die.
Gajure: [choking] If we control their planet, we can turn them into our slaves.
DarkSide: Slaves? Ha. We're better off with them dead then in our control. That's why I'm going to make the human race extinct.
Gajure: [choking] How. can you?
DarkSide: Humans are like weeds. You have to kill them at the root. And do you know what the human root is?
Gajure: {eyes widen in shock} You don't mean.
DarkSide: I've said too much. {Gathers energy in his free hand.} And you've heard enough. {forms a small orb in his hand.} That's why. {holds his hand in front of Gajure's face.} you must be killed. {he fires a beam of energy that engulfs Gajure's entire face. After a half minute, the beam stops and Gajure's head has been blasted clean off it's shoulders. Blood flows out of the wound. DarkSide tosses the body in the air and in one final blast, destroys it completely. He smiles evilly} Never call me a human. {He looks at the remaining demons, who has stunned faces.} If you wish to live, join my new army of demons and we shall sent the Planet Earth to hell. { Reluctantly and slowly, all the demons kneel down and bow one by one. DarkSide laughs evilly} Those human's days are numbered. All that's left. is the team that will help me build my weapon, and they are. The Samurai Pizza Cats.
{scene fades out}
Quik Profile: Name: Mogo Age: 18 Weapon: None Likes: Eating Hates: Getting in Trouble
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{scene fades in to C.J. balancing upside-down on a chopping stone with one hand. His other hand is behind his back. Cut to Speedy who is lifting dumbbells in both hands.}
Speedy: 203.204.205.206.
{cut to Polly and Fran, who are having a wooden sword duel.}
Polly: Okay Fran. Just hit the sword as hard as you can.
Fran: Here it goes! {runs toward Polly and hits her sword so hard that the blade flies off. Polly looks at the broken sword in shock. Cut back to C.J. The blade hits C.J. in the arm he's balancing with. He starts to wobble.}
C.J.: Whoa.Whoa.. {he falls and hits the side of his head on the rock.} Ow! {he sit ups. He has a huge pink anime lump on the side of his head.} That smarts.
Mogo: {comes running up to C.J. with an plastic ice pack.} Here ya go. {C.J. slams the ice pack on his head and to his surprise, the bag pops and water sprays out of it. C.J. looks at Mogo annoyed.} [nervously] Oops. I guess it takes more than two minute to freeze.
C.J.: [annoyed] I guess so.
{The cats start laughing. Mogo laughs, too. C.J. picks up a full water bottle that was near the rock and pours it all over Mogo.}
Mogo: Hey! {he shakes around to get the water off him.}
C.J.: {getting soaked} Okay! Okay! You can stop now! {Mogo stops} What time is it?
Speedy: About 10:30
Fran: {teasing} Is the training too rough for you!
C.J.: No, we gotta pick up your boyfriend from the airport.
Fran: {blushes} Um.uh.
Polly: {grinning} He gotcha there!
C.J.: Hey! Don't be embarrassed. I didn't mean to tease ya.
{A loud low grumbling is heard. C.J. eyes widen in shock. The cats start cracking up.}
Speedy: Man! The breakfast we had didn't stay for long, huh C.J.?
C.J.: Wasn't me. {pan down to Mogo. The loud grumbling is heard again.}
Mogo: {clutching his stomach} [weakly] Oh.man. I'm gonna die. I gotta get something to eat.
Polly: Did that come outta you? Okay Mogo, what would you like for breakfast.
Mogo: {stops holding his stomach} [excited] I'll have pancakes, and fried eggs, and ham, and bacon, and toast, and oatmeal, and cereal, and sausage, and grapefruit, and. lots of grapefruit, and more eggs {cut to the cats, whose jaws drop from all the things he's asked for} and French toast, and blueberries, lots of em' and a tall glass of orange juice to wash it all down!!!
C.J.: [stunned] How can a guy your size eat that much?
{cut to the kitchen, where Mogo is on the table eating the food all the food he wanted. He's using two forks and is stuffing his face and eating insanely fast. C.J. is sitting by him with a stunned expression on his face. Polly and Speedy are across from them also with stunned looks on their face.}
Mogo: {while stuffing food in his mouth} This is. really great Polly. I love the pancakes. {takes a huge gulp of his juice and goes back to eating. He stabs a whole stack of pancakes and somehow stuffs all of them in his mouth. Without even chewing he shallows them whole.} Mmm! {he stuffs handfuls of blueberries in his mouth.} I love blue berries!!!
Speedy: [stunned] When was the last time you ate?
Mogo: [mouth stuffed with food] Around 3:00 AM?
C.J.: He had me make him a 6 inch tuna sub. Ate it all in 3 bites.
Polly: {to Mogo} Are you even tasting it?
Mogo: {has a mouth full. Nods. Swallows and smiles} It's delicious!!!
C.J.: Hey! {grabs a piece of toast} How 'bout a little snack for your pal? {Mogo chomps onto the bottom of the toast and starts growling and snarling} [surprised] Okay! You can keep it! {Mogo takes the toast and eats it in one bite.} Talk about greedy.
{about a few minutes past. Mogo has eaten all the food and all that's left are the empty plates. He's looks full and groggy}
Mogo: {groans} I'm done.
Polly: Can't believe you ate all of that by yourself!
Mogo: I'm so. full.
{Fran walks in with a pizza.}
Fran: Anyone wanna try the new pizza?
Mogo: {excited} I do! I'm starved!
{after hearing this, everyone but Fran and Mogo fall over.}
C.J.: {rises up} That didn't last long.
{Fran puts the pizza on the table. Mogo grabs a slice and eats it in one bite.}
Mogo: Mmm. Yummy! What kind is it?
Fran: Spicy Cajun Tabasco Pizza.
Mogo: [nervously] Spicy. Cajun. Tabasco? {He starts getting anime sweat drops on his head. His face turns red and steam comes out his ears.} {gulp}
C.J.: {looks Mogo in the face.} Is somethin' wrong?
Mogo: {Mogo then opens his mouth.} YEEEEEE-OWWWWWW {As he yells, fire comes blazing out of his mouth. C.J. ducks in time, but the fire hits the ceiling, burning a huge hole in it. The hole is right under Francine's room. Finally Mogo stops and breaths out a small puff of smoke.} phew.
C.J.: {rises up. A large piece of ceiling falls and hits him in the head.} Ow. Mogo! What the hell was that!?!?
Mogo: You see. when I eat somethin' spicy, I end up blowing fire outta my mouth. It happens every time! {looks up at the ceiling. Sheepishly laughs} Sorry 'bout the hole.
Polly: [shocked] No.problem.
Speedy: [same] Yeah. it's.okay.
Fran: (All that from spicy food?) uhh. Do us a favor. Don't eat anything spicy anymore. 'kay?
Mogo: [smiles] If I can't take the heat, stay outta my way!
C.J.: {brushes the plaster out of his hair.} I'll remember that next time.
Speedy: {looks at his watch} Hey guys! We gotta get ready to get Guido!
Fran: {looks at her armor} [franticly] I gotta get changed!!! {runs upstairs. After a few seconds, she falls through the hole in her room} [screams] EEK! {crashes on top of C.J. He's laying face first on the ground with Fran sitting on top of him.} Sorry C.J.. Guess I wasn't paying attention.
C.J.: [muffled] Ow...
{cut to the airport in New York, where Guido is sitting near the gate for the plane. He wearing his helmet, a white T-shirt and jeans.}
Guido: This vacation was great. but it'll feel great to be home.
{A female bunny wearing a red halter blouse and green short skirt walks up to him.}
Bunny: Are you. Guido Anchovy? {he smiles and nods} Oh my. you're even cuter in person!!! {pulls a pen and small book out of her pocket} Can I have your autograph? [sweetly] Please?
Guido: Anything for a fan. {takes the pen and book and signs his name in it.}
Bunny: {leans in closer} [seductively] Anything?
Guido: Well maybe not "anything."
Bunny: [seductively] Why not? The hotel I'm staying at is just around the corner. and we'll be quick. Please?
Guido: {gets up} Sorry. I got a plane to catch. {walks over to the gate.} And I already got a girlfriend.
Bunny: {shouting at Guido} WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW!!! {Guido ignores her and keeps walking.} Hmmp! What kinda ladies' man is he? {walks off frustrated}
Guido: (Francine. I can't wait to see you!) {smiles as he heads into the gate.}
{Cuts back to the parlor. C.J. is carrying his armor over to the parlor counter. The armor has a huge hole in the stomach, and the cape is ripped up really bad. Speedy and Polly are sitting at the counter.}
C.J.: Any place I can put this?
Speedy: {thinks} The trash?
Polly: Speedy! That's not nice!
C.J.: I knew I should of brought some extra armor. {put his hand in the neck hole and pulls out a green backpack.} At least this survived!
Speedy: What's in there?
{C.J. opens the bag and pulls out about 20 different books and comics. The books that can be seen are "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" Manga, "Dragonball" Manga, and a few issues of "Shonen Jump." There are also "Sonic the Hedgehog" Comics, and some hard cover, "Sherlock Holmes" books.}
Polly: You carry those ALL the time?
C.J.: Not during battle. {He's holding the book, "The Teeth of the Tiger" and a Walkman radio.} Reading is one of my favorite things..
Speedy: {reading an issue of Shonen Jump} Wonder what's taking Fran?
Fran: {off-screen} I'm ready!
{Speedy, Polly, and C.J. look at Fran. She's wearing brand white sneakers, a green skirt that barely covers her knees and white sleeveless button shirt. The top button is undone. She also has her hair in a ponytail and green bow.}
Polly: Fran?
Speedy: Lookin' good!
Fran: Do you think {blushes} Guido will like it?
Speedy: You know he will!
C.J.: {stammering} I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Polly: I think C.J. likes it. {to C.J.} Sorry. but she's got a boyfriend already.
C.J.: (Man. Sure are a lot of hot lookin' girls in Little Tokyo. Like that one girl from yesterday. she was.) uh. {rubs the back of his head} Sorry 'bout that.
Speedy: Just what we need. another girl chaser.
{Polly and Fran giggle.}
C.J.: (It was the other way around yesterday.) Uh. shouldn't we head to the airport?
Mogo: {walks in wearing the hat C.J. wore yesterday.} You might need this.
C.J.: {walks to the window} I think so. {sees Slasher and his men patrolling the street.} The goon squad are lookin' out for me! {Takes the hat from Mogo.} Get the rest!
{cut to outside the parlor. Slasher and his goons are still looking. Specs walks up.}
Specs: I fixed the truck, sir. But the killer was nowhere to be found.
Slasher: Look somewhere else.
Specs: Sir! {runs off screen}
{Corp walks up to Slasher.}
Corp: He wasn't at the dock.
Slasher: Look somewhere else.
Corp: Sir! {walks off.}
{Hammer and Ton, a huge fat goon, walks up.}
Hammer: Wasn't at near the Palace.
Ton: Or the City Square.
Slasher: grrrrrrrr. Look somewhere else!!! Just. find him!!!
Ton and Hammer: Sir! {walk off.}
Slasher: Where can he be? {At that point, a man wearing a brown trench coat, hat, and red scarf walks by.} Huh? {looks at the man} HOLD IT!!! {the man stops and turns around.} You can't fool me! {walks up to him} I know you're the kil. {pulls of the hat and scarf. It's Al Dente under the stuff.} ler? [frustrated] Dammit. {turns his back to Al.} Carry on. {Al put the hat and scarf back on and walks away. The cats come out and follow him to the alley.}
{Cut to Al. He lifts the hat and scarf and pulls off his face. It's a mask and under it is C.J.}
C.J.: {laughs} Jackass! {lets go the mask and it snaps back on his face hard.} [in pain] ow. {Takes off the mask and puts it in his pocket.}
Mogo: {pops his head out of the green purse Fran's carrying.} This is so much better than that coat!
Speedy: Lets go, guys! {Speedy and Polly hold hands and walks out of the alley. C.J. and Fran follow.}
Fran: {sighs} They've been married for a month and still act the like they're dating.
C.J.: My parents were the same way. 15 years, acting like they were still dating. {stops walking} It. would have been 25 years though.
Polly: {She, Speedy and Fran stop walking} What happened?
C.J.: {looks down} My dad. was killed 10 years ago.
Fran: [sympathetic] Oh my. I'm sorry.
C.J.: Don't worry 'bout it. {They all start walking again} I do miss him, but he always told me to never hang around in the past. Always head for the future. My mom really loved him. and me. Every time we go near her, she always smiles. After she heard the news though. she had a nervous breakdown. She was in the hospital. After 7 weeks, she was able to leave, but she needed a wheel chair, the shock was too much for her. She still smiles though when I go near her.
Speedy: She sound like a nice person.
C.J.: She is. She never got angry at anyone. She always said nice things. {laughs} I guess that means I take after my dad! But anyway. my grandmother takes care of her, now. Since I left the town.
Polly: Why'd you leave?
C.J.: The world. I wanna see all of it. And any other worlds out there. But I can't now. [coldly] DarkSide ruined that! Because of him, I'm a wanted criminal.
Speedy: Don't worry. we'll find him, and clear your name.
Polly: After saving our lives, it's the least we can do.
Fran: Now that you're a Pizza Cat, well sort of., we'll be glad to help in anyway we can!
C.J.: {smiles} Thanks guys. I'll make sure to do my best as a Pizza Cat.
{cut the sky, where DarkSide is watching them. They don't know he's there.}
DarkSide: That's right Pizza Cats. Help out each other. But the question is. Who will help you when I strike? {disappears back to Demon World.}
{cut to the Little Tokyo airport. The cats and C.J., still in disguise, are walking around to find the Paris Gate.}
Speedy: We gotta go to Gate 322.
Fran: [excited] C'mon! {walks faster} Guido might be back by now!
Polly: Slow down Fran! His plane will come in 15 minutes. No hurry.
{Close up to Fran's purse. Mogo pops his head out.}
Mogo: I'm hungry. {looks at the left. Cut to the vending machine there.} Mmm. candy. {jumps out and runs for the machine. When he gets there, he sees a coco bar that's at the higher hook inside it. Mogo reaches into his pockets to find some money. When he turns out both pockets, it's clear that he's broke. He sighs sadly} hmm. Wait a minute! {he looks to the left and right. After this he goes into the machine by going into the hatch at the bottom. He climbs up the hooks by jumping around until he gets to the candy bar. He stands on in front of the candy and holds it. He has an amine smile on his face.} My favorite!
Kid's Voice: Wow! {Mogo turns around and sees a little brown kitten standing in front of the machine.} They got a toy in there.
Mogo: Toy? Where? {looks around} Me? {The kitten puts a dollar in the machine.} Hey wait! {The kitten presses the buttons. The hook Mogo is standing on starts moving.} Uh-oh. {He, and the candy bar both fall to the hatch.} AHH!!! {they land on the bottom.} Ow. {The kitten reaches his hand in and pulls out Mogo, who still holding the candy bar, by the red fur ball.} Leggo!
Kitten: What kinda toy is this?
Mogo: {hand the candy bar to the kitten.} Sorry kid! I gotta go! {breaks free and starts running. After running for a few minutes, he stops.} .phew. Better find the others. {Just then a stampede of feet come walking toward him. He dodges them to avoid being crushed.} Hey! Watch it! Careful lady!! Sorry 'bout that! Go around! I gotta get outta here! {runs away. He sits down on a brown suitcase.} Man. Airports are dangerous!{looks down on the briefcase.} Why am I moving? {cameras zooms out to shows he's on a conveyer belt.} Uh-oh. {looks to the left. His eyes bulge out in shock.} Oh. man. {cuts to the X-ray the belt is leading too.} Gotta hide! {goes into the briefcase as it goes into the X-ray.}
{cut to the walrus security guard who's looking at the X-ray's display screen.}
Walrus: {takes a sip of his coffee. On the display screen is the brown suitcase. Mogo's X-rayed skeleton is on screen. After seeing this, the walrus spits out his coffee.} What the hell? {runs around to see a pig citizen in a business suit taking the briefcase.} Sir! I need to check that! {opens the briefcase and Mogo jumps out and starts running again. The guard runs after him.} Come back here! {cut to near the baggage claim. He looks around.} Where'd he go? {runs off.}
Mogo: {sticks his head out of a black purse.} Think I lost him! {Mogo looks at the female fox carrying the purse.} Hope she knows where I'm going. cause I don't.
{cut to inside a plane. Guido is sitting next to the window listening to a Walkman radio.}
Guido: (Almost home. and to Fran.) {close up to Guido's ear.}
Walkman: in other news. A wanted killer of over 200 people has been seen in Little Tokyo. Citizens are advised to be careful, he's armed with a deadly sword. He's been described to be 3' 10" and to have dark brown hair and green eyes. He's also been seen with a grey longed creature that has a large red furball on top of its' head.
Guido: [worried] (Killer?)
{cut to C.J. He's also listening to the report and reading his "The Teeth of the Tiger" book.}
Walkman: Police are not sure if the creature poses a threat however. A 100,000 dollar reward has been offered for his capture. If you have any information about this man, please notify the police at once.
C.J.: {to Speedy, who's sitting next to him near the gate.} They've offered a reward.
Speedy: They want you captured pretty bad, huh?
C.J.: No kiddin'. I just thought of somethin'. If I'm around you guys, won't it damage your reputation as heroes?
Speedy: After we get your new disguise, you'll be considered a hero, too. Then you won't hafta worry about it.
C.J.: I hope this "Guru Lou" guy can help me.
Speedy: He's a little odd. girl crazy. but he's a genius. Just don't touch anything when we get there.
C.J.: He's gets mad when you touch his stuff?
Speedy: Some of the stuff may have a few "bugs" in it. So for your own safety, don't touch!
C.J.: No problem. You should tell Mogo that though.
{cut to Fran who is standing by the huge window, watching the planes.}
Fran: {opens her purse.} Hey Mogo! Wanna see the planes take-off? {looks in the purse.} Mogo? {puts her hand in it.} Mogo? {to the others.} Has any of you seen Mogo?
Polly: {sitting by Speedy, reading a magazine. Puts it down.} I haven't seen him.
Speedy: Not me.
C.J.: Don't look at me.
{after a few seconds.}
All: That's not good.
Fran: He could be anywhere!
Speedy: Let's split up and look for him!
Polly: He couldn't have gone too far!
C.J.: Lets go!!! {They all run off in different directions.}
{cut to fox carrying the purse Mogo's in. C.J. runs by her.}
C.J.: [shouting] MOGO! MOGO!!! {turns around and sees Mogo head inside the purse. Runs after the fox.} Hey lady!!! {she turns around. He stops} I think you got something in your purse that belongs to me!
Fox: Oh. I know what belongs to you. {pulls out Mogo} A face full of pepper spray!!! Huh? {looks Mogo in the eyes.}
Mogo: Hi.
Fox: {drops Mogo and runs away.} EEK!!! Monster!!!
Mogo: Who's she calling "monster." {sticks out his tongue.} NYAH!!! {C.J. picks up Mogo by the red furball. Looks at him.} How's it goin' C.J.?
{cut to the window. A plane is landing. Cut to inside it, where Guido getting ready to leave.}
Flight Attendant: Thank you for choosing Little Tokyo Express Airway. We've reached are destination, Little Tokyo. At this time please wait until the fasten seatbelt light is off and exit the plane via the door to the left. Thank you again and have a nice day.
{the light turns off, and Guido gets up. He and the other passengers head for the exit.}
Guido: Feels good to get off the plane. {he goes though the gate and looks around for his friends.} Speedy? Polly? Francine? Where are you guys? {looks at C.J., who is about 30 feet away.}
C.J.: No more running around! Back in the coat! {tries to put Mogo in his coat pocket but Mogo tries to resist.}
Mogo: No! That coat is uncomfortable! I wanna be in Fran's purse!
C.J. {trying to put him in.} Get in there! {Mogo breaks away from C.J.'s grip and jumps on his head, knocking off the hat and scarf.} Hey! {Mogo jumps off C.J.'s head and on the floor.} Get the stuff!!!
Guido: Wait a minute. {cut to C.J.'s hair.} dark brown hair. {cut to C.J.'s eyes.} green eyes. {cut to Mogo, who's sitting on the floor.} long eared creature with a red furball. {cut to Guido, who's eyes widen.} That's the killer!!!
C.J.: {puts his stuff back on.} [whispering] We have to keep a low profile. [sternly] Don't screw it up!!!
Mogo: I gotta use the bathroom.
C.J.: Grrr. C'mon. {Mogo jumps under C.J.'s hat.} You better hold it! {walks to the bathrooms.}
Guido: Hmm. (This is perfect! I can catch him! Get the reward. Fran'll be so impressed!!!) {follows C.J.}
{cut to the empty Men's room. C.J. walks in.}
C.J.: Coast is clear. {Mogo jumps off C.J.'s head and runs into a stall. C.J. picks up the hat Mogo dropped and puts it back on. He doesn't notice that Guido is sneaking up behind him.} Whadda pain in the neck. {Guido puts him in a tight headlock.} ACK!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT, LITERALLY!!! {tries to break free.}
}}Final Fantasy 1 Battle Theme starts playing{{
Guido: You're under arrest, killer!
C.J.: [choking] HEY BUDDY!!! IT'S "PRAY" TO THE PORCELAIN GOD!!! NOT MAKE A SACRIFICE!!! {finally he breaks free, and punches Guido in the face. Guido falls down.} Don't mess me, pal! I'll kick your ass! {Guido leaps to his feet and uppercuts C.J.} OOF!!! {he falls back.}
Guido: You'll pay for those kills! {about to elbow drop C.J., but he rolls out of the way just as Guido hits the ground.}
C.J.: {jumps to his feet.} HYAH!!! {cyclone kicks Guido, knocking him a few steps back. After this, C.J. prepares for Speed Fist, but Guido tackles him before his fist charges up. They jump to their feet and punching each other. They block each others moves ,until their they grapple each other's hands. They tries to over power the other by squeezing the other's hands. Guido seems to overpower him, but C.J. comes back. Finally, Guido head butts C.J., causing him to let go. Guido punches C.J. in the nose, causing him to be knocked back.} Grrrrr. That's it! { tries to pull out of his sword, but realizes he doesn't have it on him.} I left it at the parlor! DAMMIT! {Guido prepares to attack again. C.J. prepares, too.}
Guido: Consider yourself lucky the other Pizza Cats aren't here!
C.J.: Fran's gonna be pissed when she finds out.
Guido: Fran? How do you know her? Are you stalking her?
C.J.: Hell no!!! I'm. {Guido delivers a strong right hook the knocks C.J. down.}
Guido: {grabs the nearest sink out of the wall.} Catch! {throw the sink at C.J.}
C.J.: [yells] AHHHHHHHHH!!!
{cut to outside the bathroom, where Polly, Fran, and Speedy are standing.}
Speedy: Where can he be?
Polly: I hope C.J. found him.
{A loud crash can be heard inside the bathroom.}
Fran: What was that?!
Guido: {from inside} Do yourself a favor! Stay down or I'll kick your ass again!
}}Final Fantasy 4 Rydia Theme starts to play{{
Fran: [puzzled] Guido? {Guido opens the door and walks out. He's see Fran and she sees him. Her eyes start to sparkle.} Guido!!!
Guido: {smiles} Hey Fran. Did you miss me? Like I missed you?
Fran: Ohh. Guido. {she runs into his arms and hugs him around the neck. He too hugs her. Polly and Speedy watch as they embrace.}
Polly: {happily sighs} Like a romantic movie.
}}The music stops{{
C.J.: {stumbles out of the bathroom. He has broken porcelain on his head.} [in pain] Yeah. Did you see the part where the unlucky Guardian got the crap beat outta him? Ow.
Speedy: You okay?
C.J.: Aspirin would help. {rubs his head} lots of it.
Mogo: {walks out as if nothing happened.} Hey! What I'd miss?
{Cut to the Mt. Coochie footpath where the cats are walking. Mogo is on C.J.'s shoulder. Close up on C.J.'s face. His left eye is black, he has a bruise on his right check, and a small piece of paper in his nose to stop the bleeding. He doesn't have on the disguise anymore.}
/Our heroes are now heading to Guru Lou. After Speedy explained what happened last night to Guido.\
Guido: Sorry 'bout the attack, C.J.
C.J.: No problem. I'd beat myself up if I though I was the killer.
Guido: {to Fran} I wish you came to New York with me, Fran. You would of loved it.
Fran: Well I had to stay. {looks at Speedy and Polly.} Would you trust those two to run the parlor by themselves?
Polly and Speedy: [annoyed] HEY!!!
Guido: Hell no. They'd close the parlor to do [smugly] other things.
Speedy: {He and Polly blush} Well, you can't say he's wrong. {Polly playfully punches his arm.} Ow.
{Everyone except Polly and Speedy laugh. After a few seconds they start laughing, too.}
Guido: {slowly stops laughing.} But seriously, I had a great time! Maybe we'll all go back someday! {looks at C.J.} Maybe we'll take you along.
C.J.: It be nice to see New York one day.
Mogo: {interrupts.} Where actually are we goin'? And when will we get there?
C.J.: Why are YOU complaining? You aren't even walking!
Mogo: I don't like waiting! I wanna do things immediately!
C.J.: Then walk!
Mogo: I don't wanna do THAT immediately!
C.J.: You're lazy!
Mogo: Your point.? This is easier than walking. {C.J. grabs Mogo and holds him over the edge.} YIKES!!! PUT ME BACK! PUT ME BACK!!! {C.J. puts Mogo back on his shoulder.} That was a sick joke!
C.J.: Your point.?
{cut to inside Guru Lou's house. He's looking over C.J.}
Lou: Hmm. Well it'll take a while. but I can get it done. I can make some Pizza Cat armor for him.
Speedy: {sitting on the couch.} That's great! Thanks again, Lou! You understand what kind we need?
Lou: I know! No special gadgets or weapons. Just a helmet that covers the face, and armor!
Polly: How are the new Goonie Birds coming? . Lou: Since the original ones were destroyed with the Catatonic, I'm still writing up the blue prints. You need 4, right?
Guido: {nods and wraps his arm around Fran.} One for me, Speedy, and Polly. And one for Fran.
Lou: {smiles} Glad to see you and Guido are a happy couple, too. (I thought I had a chance with Fran, through.)
C.J.:[impatient] Hey doc! Remember me? How 'bout some armor?
Lou: Hold yer horses! I get your armor. Just let me build it. Follow me. {Lou walks to the back. C.J. and Mogo follow. Lou turns to the others.} Aren't you coming?
Speedy: {he and the others quickly wave their hands in defense.} No-no-no! We'll just. get in the way! Good luck!!!
{As C.J. and Mogo walk into the room, they gulp nervously.}
{Cut to inside Guru Lou's workshop. He has a bunch of junk and inventions everywhere. Mogo is looking though all the test tubes and looking at all the inventions.}
Mogo: [stunned] Wow. cool stuff!!!
Lou: Thanks! But it's just a small lab.
Mogo: {runs behind a sealed metal cylinder.} Hey! What's this? {lifts the top and a puff of black smoke blows on his face. His face is covered in soot and he is coughing.} Man!
C.J.: So whadda ya got for me?
Lou: Well. After a few measurements, we find out your armor size and build one from scratch.
Mogo: Can I help?
Lou: I don't know? Got any building skills?
Mogo: Building skills? I'm a moogle! Moogles are natural engineers!
Lou: No kiddin'?
Mogo: {leaps into a pile of metal and comes out wearing a weird shaped piece of metal on his head.} Yeah! We build, operate, and know all our metal!
Lou: {looks for a helmet in a closet.} Then you probably all ready know that's not a hat you're wearing! It's a bedpan!
Mogo: [shocked] BEDPAN!!! EEEEEWWWW!!! {throws the bedpan off his head.} Disgusting!
Lou: {laughs} Relax! It's clean! I got it this morning for some scrap metal!
C.J.: Gotta lotta junk here, doc!
Lou: Yeah. but if I can use it, I get it.
C.J.: {picks up a magazine. He holds it sideways, and a poster opens from the pages. The camera only sees the white back part of it.} [smugly] Heh- heh. something YOU use, doc?
Lou: {takes away the magazine and stuffs it in his pocket.} [embarrassed] That's personnel! Besides, I only READ the articles!
C.J.: You need a girlfriend.
Lou: {changes subject} Anyway. Here's the helmet. {holds up a cracked, dusty grey helmet.}
C.J.: {Anime annoyed face.} You're. jokin'.right?
Lou: After a few minor repairs, and a good cleaning, it'll be better than new!
C.J.: {thinks} Hey. if you can build armor. Ya think you can build me a new blue mail body armor. And a new cape to go with it?
Lou: Maybe.
C.J.: Great!!! But don't worry 'bout it now! I'll bring my old armor over tomorrow. It's pretty beaten up, but you'll now what I need when you see it. Now then. The Pizza Cat armor?
Lou: I gotta a spare set of armor some where. It's mangled but I can fix it! {looks at Mogo} Anything for him?
C.J.: Somethin' that'll shut his mouth!
Mogo: HEY!
{cut to outside the house. It's about 3 hours later. The cats are watching TV. It's on the news.}
Newscaster: Police are still looking for the mass killer loose in Little Tokyo. They haven't any clues or leads to his whereabouts. Again, a 100,000 dollar reward has been offered for his capture.
Speedy: If only we can tell em' C.J.'s innocent. But Princess Vi has ordered this search. We can't change her mind.
Polly: Maybe Al will believe us!
Guido: Yeah! {frowns} But not even he can change her mind.
All: Right.
{Lou walks in.}
Lou: Ladies and gentlemen. The new Christopher Julius!
{It Doesn't Matter from Sonic Adventure 2 starts playing{{
{close up of C.J.'s feet. The screen slowly pans up. He's wearing armor identical to Speedy's except it's completely grey. The helmet he's wearing is also like Speedy's except there's no symbol and a black visor covers C.J.'s eyes and nose. The only thing visible is his mouth. The outfit even has ears on top of the helmet and a tail. Standing on his soldier is Mogo, wearing small, light blue armor that completely covers him. His helmet also covers his face. He has a small jet pack on his back.}
Polly: [stunned] Whoa.
Speedy: The newest Pizza Cat!
Fran: Nice helmets.
Guido: They even have the ears and tail!
Speedy: Now all you need is a new name.
C.J.: Already though of it! The Hurricane Blade is a WIND sword, right? So I came up with a wind type name. call me. "Aero!!!" {the scene slowly fades to black}
}}Music fades out.{{
{fade in to the outside of the parlor. They just returned from Guru Lou. GB and Carla walk up to the door.}
Carla: Hello? Anyone home?
{Polly walks up to the door. She's wearing her battle armor.}
Polly: {open the door} Hi guys!
GB: {He and Carla walk in.} Hey Polly! {looks around} Where is everyone?
Polly: They're at the training ground!
Carla: Speedy told us you guys needed to tell us something.
Polly: We'll show you! C'mon! {She, GB, and Carla head to the training ground.}
}}Super Smash Bros. Melee: Fire Emblem theme starts playing{{
{Cut to Aero (NOTE: When C.J. is disguised as Aero, He will be known as Aero when he speaks.) who is slashing his sword around to test his armor.}
Aero: Now then! Let's see if this suit'll slow me down. {He does a somersault then jumps in the air to do a air front kick. When he lands he jumps high in the air while spinning his sword around him, an air blade spin.. He lands and does 2 back somersaults followed by a back flip. He then does a jumping vertical slash and holds it until he lands. He does a side roll and follows with an air blade spin. He lands and blade spins again, this time on the ground.} ILLUSION STAB!!! {he stabs the air 12 times and sheaths sword. He then looks at Speedy, Guido and Fran, who were watching him.} I think this suit'll do.
}}Music stops{{
Speedy: Even with all that stuff on, it didn't slow you down! Lou did a great job on it!
Guido: I gotta learn some of those moves!
Aero.: They ain't nuthin' special. Just some variations of other good moves. Deep down, they're pretty simple. I'll teach em' to you guys! If you teach me so of your moves!{looks around} Hey! Where's Mogo?
Fran: He's testing his jetpack. {looks up and gasps} LOOK!!!
{They all look into the sky. Cut to Mogo, who is about 30 feet in the air. He's swerving around uncontrollably.}
Mogo: [yelling] HELP!!!!!
Aero: [same] MOGO!!! TURN IT OFF!!! I'LL CATCH YA!!!
Mogo: [same] I CAN'T!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! {a shadowed figure flys up to him and grabs Mogo with both hands. He turns off the jetpack and flies back to the ground. The figure is GB. Mogo has a dizzy look in his eyes.} whoa. whadda ride.
Speedy: Way to go, GB!!!
Fran: Thank goodness you saved him!
GB: {smiles} It was nuthin'.
{Carla runs up to him and hugs him.}
Carla: Oh Birdie! You were so heroic!!!
GB: {drops Mogo and hugs her back.} [fake modesty] Like I said. it was nuthin'
{cut to Mogo who is still dizzy. Aero and Guido bend down and look at him.}
Guido: You okay?
Aero: You look kinda sick. {Mogo's face turns green and he runs to the house's door.} Maybe cause you are.
{cut to the living room. After explaining about the demons and DarkSide to Carla and GB, the cats invite them to stay for a movie. Fran and Guido are sitting on one couch. Speedy, GB and Carla, with Mogo sitting on her lap, are sitting across them. C.J., with his helmet off, is sitting in the lone chair. Polly is turning on the TV.}
Polly: Anyone up for a Bond movie?
Mogo: Hope it's Goldeneye. That's my favorite Bond flick!
C.J.: Die Another Day blows that one outta the water!
Mogo: [sarcastic] Yeah, right! Nuthin' beats Goldeneye!
Speedy: I thought GoldFinger was pretty good!
Mogo and C.J.: [in unison] GoldFinger was great! But did you see Moonraker?
Carla: Anything with Pierce Brosnan is a hit!
All the girls: [in unison] {dreamily sighs } Ahhh. Pierce Brosnan! 007!
Speedy: [annoyed] {looking at Polly} Maybe we shouldn't watch a Bond movie.
Guido and GB: [same] {Guido is looking at Fran. GB is looking at Carla.} I agree with that!
C.J.: {laughing} Why don't we rent a movie? Let's get Jason X!!!
Carla: [nervous] How 'bout not?
C.J.: [confused] Somethin' wrong?
GB: She doesn't like scary movies. last time we watched a horror movie she didn't sleep for days. {Carla hits GB in the shoulder} Ow.
Carla: [annoyed] Birdie! You said you'd keep that secret!!!
{GB laughs nervously and apologizes. Carla kisses him on the cheek and forgives him. There is a knock on the door.}
Lucille: {from outside} Hello!
{Fran gets up.}
Fran: I'll get the door. Decide on the movie! {walks out.}
GB: Does Lucille know?
Speedy: No. We're not telling her though. If too many people know about C.J., the secret would be harder to keep.
C.J.: It's only until we find DarkSide. {puts on his helmet.} Mogo! You need to put YOUR helmet on! {Mogo puts his on just as Fran and Lucille walk in. Lucille has the same hair style she had when she and Polly where "The Pointless Sisters."}
All but Aero and Mogo: HI!!!
Lucille: Hi guys. hope I'm not interrupting any. {looks at Aero.} Who's that?
Speedy: Lucille. meet Aero! The newest Pizza Cat!
Aero: {stand up and shakes her hand.} Nice to meet ya!
Lucille: Nice to meet you too. {looks into the visor.}
Aero: Somethin' wrong?
Lucille: Well. what do you look like without the helmet?
Aero: Sorry. can't tell ya! Secret identity! VERY secret!
Lucille: {eyes start to well up with tears.} [upset] I can't stand secrets.
Speedy: [shouting] HIT THE DIRT!!! {All but C.J., Mogo, and Lucille duck under some furniture. After a few seconds they rise up, surprised that their were no explosions. Until Speedy realizes.} Oh yeah! You changed your hair style! Sorry. force of habit!
Lucille: [calm] Well, yes. I don't use missiles anymore. That only worked in my old hairstyle. {thinks} Do you guys think I should go back to that one?
Polly: {All but Lucille and Aero and Mogo wave their hands in defense.} No. we like your new style. {Lucille smiles and the cats sigh a breath of relief.}
Aero: [confused] Missiles?
Guido: It's a long story.
Aero: {shrugs his shoulders.} We gonna watch somethin?
Polly: Right! Let's see. {starts channel surfing for something to watch until they past a news report.}
Speedy: Wait! Go back! {Polly goes back to the news report.}
Newscaster on TV: .a bank robbery has just taken place at downtown Little Tokyo. The robbers are aimed with many weapons and have taken innocent people hostage. We bring you live to the scene. {Scene cuts to outside the bank. Police have set up guard rails and have their guns pointed at the door. Emi is in front of them speaking toward the bank with a megaphone.}
Emi: {through the megaphone.} THIS IS THE POLICE!!! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!! NOW!!! {nothing happens.} I REPEAT!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!
{a 3'6" tall, long blonde haired man wearing a black sleeveless shirt, blue jeans, and black spiked wristbands stand at the door. On the shirt is a round, red burning mountain summit. He has an Australian accent.}
Robber: Listen, copper! We got about 25 or so people in here! We aren't afraid to lessen that number, if you don't cooperate. Unless you want 25 deaths, back yer arses away from here!
Emi: AT LEAST LET THE HOSTAGES GO!!!
Robber: Bloody no, mate! As long as we have hostages, you won't touch us! Right men! {A huge, muscular, 5'0" man wearing a black shirt and black pants stands next to the man. He's wearing a metal knight helmet. Another man, also wearing black stands next to him. He's only 3'2" and is skinny. He's wearing a white ski mask.}
Small man: {laugh menacing} Yeah! You tell em' Boomer!
Big man: You smart, boss!
Boomer: Now then! Get away!
Emi: STATE YOUR DEMANDS! IF YOU AGREE TO RELEASE THE HOSTAGES, WE'LL SEE THAT YOUR DEMANDS ARE MET!!!
Boomer: {holds up a machine gun.} Meet this! {starts firing through the glass door. All the cops, including Emi, duck down. After a few seconds, he stops.} First demand: You and your officers bug off!!! Second demand: Bring us the Samurai Pizza Cats!!! I wanna kick their arses back to the moon!!! Lost demand: When they come, you cops leave!!! {He and the other two walk back into the bank.}
{cut back to the Cats, who are all standing up.}
Speedy: Well you heard him. Let's give em' want they want!
GB: Do they really think they can beat us?
Aero: I think Tom Clancy said it best, "If you wanna kick the tiger's ass, you better plan to deal with the teeth." {draws out his sword.} Here's one of those "teeth."
Speedy: Fran! Prepare the cannon!
Fran: {shakes her head.} Forget it! I'm going, too!
Guido: Are you crazy?!?! It's too dangerous!
Fran: I had to deal with lizards last night! I think I can handle 3 robbers!
Aero: I gotta feeling. why would they call us out? Unless they have a trap.
Polly: We've handled traps before. {looks at the others.} even if they do have a trap, all 6 of us are powerful. With Fran and GB helping. and you Aero, we can stop 'em.
Carla: Birdie. {hugs GB} I though all the fighting would be over. but now. please be careful.
GB: I'll come back alive! {looks into Carla's eyes.} I won't let anything keep me from you.
Speedy: {talking to Aero, who is looking at the TV.} Somethin' on your mind?
Aero: {not paying attention to Speedy.} That symbol. {cut to the symbol on Boomer's shirt.} It looks familiar. I've seen it somewhere... {scene slowly fades out.}
Quik Profile:
Name: Boomer Age: 26 Weapon: Nunchucks Likes: Stealing Things Hates: Good Guys
}}commercial break{{
{scene fades into the parlor kitchen. Everyone is there.}
Fran: {to Carla and Lucille.} Now you're SURE you can operate the cannon?
Carla: Sure we can! Since you explained it to us, we can do it.
Lucille: And this manual helps, too. {holds up the manual.}
Fran: [reluctantly] Okay. just remember what I told you.
Carla and Lucille: {in unison} No problem!
Aero: {looking at the ovens. There are now 4 of them. One for Fran.} You only got 4? I'll walk then.
Guido: Don't sweat it. Just wait until we're loading in the cannon and just hop in one of em'.
Speedy: Okay guys! Are we ready!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Speedy: Let's go!!!
{Chrono Trigger Battle Theme starts playing.}
{cue the transformation sequence. After the 4 cats are loaded into the cannon.}
Mogo and Aero: {Mogo is on Aero's shoulder.} Our turn!!! {Aero hops into Speedy's oven and is loaded into the cannon.}
{Cut to outside the parlor. The cannon begins to rise.}
Lucille: {over the P.A.} The cats are ready for a fight! So look in the sky for a incredible sight! We're blasting 5 cats, not the usually 3! If you know who the one in the helmet is. PLEASE tell me!!! {cut to inside the kitchen.} {to Carla.} Okay Carla! Did you get the coordinates?
Carla: {in front of the screen.} Got 'em! All ya gotta do is blast em' and they'll be at the bank!
Lucille: {behind the gun.} Here it goes!
{She pulls the trigger. Cuts to outside the parlor where a white puff of smoke is blasted out with a bang. Then a red. Then a blue. Then a green. And finally, a grey. Cut to the 5 puffs of smoke that fade away to show Speedy, Polly, Guido, Francine, and Aero in their battle armor flying in the air. Following behind them is GB and Mogo using his jetpack.}
Aero: {looking down at the city.} {low whistle.} Wow! Whadda view!
Guido: Nuthin' like seeing Little Tokyo from the sky, huh?
Fran: {also looking down.} It's so awesome! Wish I saw this a long time ago.
Polly: {eyes widen.} And now the bad news.
Fran and Aero: Bad news?
Guido, Polly, and Speedy: {eyes widen.} Uh-huh.
Fran and Aero: {look ahead.} [nervously] This ain't good.
{cut to the wall the cats are about to crash in.}
All: [screaming and yelling] Here it comes!!!
}}Music Stops{{
{they all crash hard into the wall. After a few seconds they fall 20 feet to the ground. GB and Mogo land next to them.}
GB: That looked painful. How many fingers do I have up? {hold up 3 fingers.}
Polly: [in pain] 4?
Speedy: [same] 7?
Guido: [same] 11?
Fran: [same] 2?
Aero: [same] On all 3 of you? {Cut to Aero's view. There appears to be 3 GBs.}
{cut to the parlor.}
Lucille: I thought you said they'd be at the bank.
Carla: {nervous laugh} [sheepishly] That's the wall of the bank. isn't it?
{cut to inside the bank. 25 people are kneeling on the ground, scared, with their hands covering the back of their heads. Boomer is walking around them.}
Boomer: Alright mates. Unless the Pizza Cats get their arses here, I'm gonna open a couple of rounds in here. Sorry in advance for those who'll get hit, but that ain't my problem, now is it. {walks outside.} Alright coppers! Where are the Pizza Cats? Tell me now!!!
Emi: {speaking into a 2 way radio.} Al! The felons are getting impatient! We need the Pizza Cats!
Al: {over the radio.} The cats should be there! I just talked to Carla and Lucille from the parlor.
Boomer: {off-screen} What the bloody 'ell is this!?!?!? {cut to the inside of the bank. All the hostages are gone. The big and little minions scarily stand in front of Boomer.} Clops! Imp! What happened here!?!?
Clops: {the big guy.} Well you see, uhhh.here's what happened. the room got real smoky like!
Imp: {the little guy.} [nervously] Yeah-yeah! Smoky! The whole room filled with smoke! When it c-c-c-cleared. the hostages. were gone.
Boomer: {walks out the bank holding a gun in his hand.} Okay copper! Where's the Pizza Cats.
Speedy: {out of nowhere.} We're right here!
Aero: {same} Don't worry about the hostages!
{cut to the police, behind them are the hostages.}
GB: {same} We took the liberty of getting em' outta there! Like this!!! {out of nowhere, a small grey ball falls in front of Boomer. It releases a thick smoke that covers the area around him.}
Boomer: {coughing.} Where are you!?!?
}}Scheherazade Theme starts playing{{
{Cut to the rooftops. A spotlight hits Fran. She's twirling her extended snake sword in the air.}
Fran: Well, you called us out. {retracts her whip and holds the sword in front of her face.} So here we are! {cut to an empty spotlight.}
GB:{he descends from the sky and land in the spotlight.} You picked a bad day to strike. {draws out his sword.} Because we just employed a new hero. {cut to Aero.}
Aero: {spotlight hits him. His sword in planted in the ground. He's behind it.} I still new at this, so I'll get to the point! {pulls out his sword and points it toward the camera.} I'm gonna kick your ass! {cut to Guido.}
Guido: {spotlight hits him, he's behind the sunspot umbrella.} It wasn't wise to hold up a bank in this town. {moves his umbrella.} Nor is it to pick a fight with us! {cut to Polly.}
Polly: {spotlight hits her, she stops playing her flute.} You see, guys. We may be tough on the outside, but we're tough on the inside, too. {blows a kiss.} Love ya! {cut to Speedy.}
Speedy: {spotlight hits him. He gets up from his kneeling.} That took awhile, but now you know that.
All: {cut to all of them, standing next to each other.} The Pizza Cats are here to fight!!!
}}Music stops{{
{they all jump off the roof and in front of Boomer, about 20 feet away.}
Boomer: [puzzled] I don't understand it! How did you get in?
Aero: Damn, you're stupid! The back door!
Boomer: [angry] Don't call me stupid, ya asshole. The door was locked!
Mogo: {jumps on Aero's shoulder.} Guess who unlocked it!!! {sticks his tongue out at Boomer.} Stupid!!!
Boomer: [angry] grrr. no one calls me stupid! Alright boys! Get 'im!
{out of nowhere, a group of 3'0" demons that look like Saibamen, except their red and have longer claws fades in around the Pizza Cats.}
Aero: IT'S A TRAP!!!
{suddenly the demons rush toward them with their claws extended. The cats all jump out of the way and land back on the roofs.}
Speedy: {shouting to the police.} Get the people outta here! We can handle these thing!!!
Emi: Let us help!!!
Polly: Listen to him, chief! If you stay here, too many people are in danger! If we fail, they'll attack the other citizens! You gotta protect them!
Emi: {giving up.} Alright. but punch their lights out for us!!! {to the police.} Alright, lets get these people to safety!!! {the police and hostages run off screen.}
Aero: (I think I know what the symbol is. but can it be true? {cut to Boomer's symbol.} It's just a legend! Is it?)
Fran: {to Aero} Wake up Aero!!! They're ready to attack again! {the demons start to move closer to the roof.}
Boomer: {to Imp and Clops.} Go get em' you idiots!!! {Clops and Imp start to run toward the cats.}
Speedy: Boomer's the leader in this! If we get him, maybe the demons'll pull back!
Aero: {looks behind him.} Look!
{A portal opens up in the ground and more Saibamen demons come out.}
Fran: Not more of em'!
Speedy: GB! Polly! Follow me! We'll take care of Boomer! You guys take the new ones! Try to close up the portal!
Guido: Right! Let's go guys!!!
{The cats split up. GB, Polly, and Speedy go after Boomer, while Aero, Guido and Fran try to close the portal. Cut to Aero's team. About 10 Saibamen are aiming their claws at them.}
Fran: How do we close the portal?
Aero: I have NO idea!
}}Breath of Fire 2 Boss Theme starts playing{{
{3 Saibamen leap out toward them. Guido bats one away with his umbrella, while Fran wraps her whip around one's leg and trips it. One wraps itself around Aero's body. Aero punches it in the face and knocks it off.}
Aero: Don't be afraid to kill em', Guido! They'll just keep comin' if you don't!
{The three Saibamen attack again. One punches Guido in the face and knocks him against the wall. Fran blocks one's slashes with her sword. Aero stabs one in the chest and kills it. He then elbow rams the one that hit Guido. Guido gets up and slashes that one in the neck. As the blood comes flowing out, it collapses and dies. Fran kicks the ones she's fighting in the mid section and stabs it in the chest.}
Guido: 3 down.
Aero: 20 to go.
Guido and Fran: Huh!
{cut to the portal, more demon are coming out. The cats dash toward the demons and starts aggressively fighting them. The scene cuts to Speedy's team. Polly is dodging the slashes of one of them, while GB is using his sword to block the attacks of the two surrounding him. Speedy is running towards Boomer.}
Speedy: HERE I COME!!!
Imp: No you don't! {throws a small black ball at Speedy. It explodes and knocks him back.}
Speedy: AHH!!!
{He hits the ground and a demon tries to stick his claws into his face. Speedy rolls out of the way and the demon gets its claw stick in the cement. Speedy uses his sword to cut off it's head. The body and head burn away. Another bomb flies toward Speedy, but he hits it over to a group of 3 demons dashing toward him. It explodes when it hits them, but a little of the explosion hit Speedy. He covers his eyes and is hit by the fire. He's not injured by it, but the demons are gone. They got blown apart.}
GB: Speedy! Look out! {GB's face gets slashed by a demon, but he's able to counter by stabbing it in the stomach.}
{Speedy sees another bomb coming toward him. He catches it and throws it toward Boomer. Boomer uses a pair of nunchucks to hit it into the sky, where it blows up.}
Speedy: Damn it! Thought I had him!
{Polly is about to be slashed by the demon she's fighting. But she slashes it with her sword first. A large slash wound is across it's chest and it dies. She then throws a heart bomb at Imp. Imp throws his own T-star bomb and hits her bomb. They both explode.}
Polly: This is gonna be harder than I thought.
{cut back to Aero's team. A demon has a tight grip on Aero's sword. Aero tries to pull his sword back, but the grip is too strong.}
Aero: Fine! You can have it. {he lets go of the sword than starts punching the demon in the face. After the 7th punch, a demon tries to stab him from behind with it's claws. He moves away and the demon ends up stabbing the other. The first one dies instantly, but the other gets diagonally slashed in half by Aero's sword. It dies and burns away. Cut to Guido. Three demons are dashing toward Guido.}
Guido: So. you all wanna kill me. {He aims his umbrella and shoots out a fire ball. It burns one up and it dies. He fires it 2 more times and kills the last two.} It been a while since I used this. {looks at the umbrella.}
{Cut to Fran. She's been cornered next to a building by 3 demons. She extend her snake sword and whips the chests of the demons. They are badly bleeding and slowly die.}
Aero: {cut back to Aero. He looks up.} What the hell? {He moves out of the way just as Clops comes crashing down.} Watch where yer goin'!!!
Clops: {gets up.} Ready to die, Pizza Cat?
Aero: You think you beat me? {Slashes his stomach with his sword, but it bounces off it. Clops is unharmed.} The hell is this?
Clops: Is that the best you can do? {he punches Aero hard in the face. Aero flies backwards into a wall. He leaves an imprint.}
Aero: D-dammit. I need a plan. {looks at the portal. More demons are crawling out of it.} (Unless I seal that thing, we're as good as dead!) {he thinks for a minute. He remembers seeing Polly use a heart bomb.} (Wait. if I can't seal it up. I'll blow it up! I gotta get to Polly.) {shouting at Fran and Guido.} GUIDO! FRAN! NEW PLAN! WE GOTTA JOIN THE OTHERS!!! {Fran and Guido look at him puzzled. Aero starts running toward the bank.}
{cut back to Speedy. He and Boomer are weapon dueling. Polly is slashing demons left and right. GB is throwing ninja stars at some demons.}
GB: Man! Where are they all coming from? {He's sees more coming towards him.} Dammit! {he keeps throwing stars at them. Cut back to Polly.}
Polly: {she gets punched in the face. She drops her guard and ends up being thrown into a wall.} Ow.
{she gets back on her feet. And sees the demons running toward her. See gets ready for her Passion Paws, but a bomb lands near her and blows up. She manages to avoid the blast, but still get minor burns on her armor. Imp then throws another bomb at her, but she throws one of her bombs at it. Her bomb explodes, but his still flies toward her. Her eye widen in horror.}
Imp: {laughs evilly.} Bye-bye, kitty! {just then, a T-Star knocks it off course and away from Polly. It passes her and hit a mailbox and explodes. She's unharmed.} What the hell?!?
{Guido and Fran are standing on a rooftop.}
Guido: At least my aims still good.
Polly: [excited] Fran! Guido! [angry] What the hell do ya think you're doin'!? What about the portal!?!?
Fran: Aero told us to come here! I don't know why, but I think he has a plan!
Guido: I hope it's a good one. {looks at the portal} More demons are coming!
{Aero comes running into the battle field. Clops is chasing him.}
Clops: Me wanna play with the kitty!
Aero: {has his fist clenched.} I'd back off! The "kitty" is really pissed! {His hand starts to glow grey. He turns around and runs toward Clops. He jumps up.} IRON KNUCKLE!!! {He delivers a powerful punch at Clops head. He hits him and Clops starts to fly backwards. The screen freezes and the words "IRON KNUCKLE" are at the bottom of the screen.}
/IRON KNUCKLE: A powerful punch that uses a high amount of energy to use. The move is so strong, it is said to be able to break solid stone.\
{The screen returns to normal and Clops falls down. He has a huge crack in his helmet. Aero runs toward Polly.}
Aero: Polly! I need one of your heart bombs!
Polly: [puzzled] Why?
Aero: I gotta idea! I just need one!
Polly: I can't! I'm all out!
Aero: No! I need a bomb!
Polly: {points at Imp.} Ask him! {Imp throws a bomb at them. They dodge it just as it explodes.}
{Cut to Speedy. He's getting hit in the face by Boomer's nunchucks. He's trying to hit Boomer with his sword, but Boomer keeps blocking them.}
Boomer: Give it up, mate! You're gonna die on your feet!
Speedy: I don't give up!!!{draws out a few T-stars and throws them a Boomer. Three of them get stuck in his arm.}
Boomer: DAH!!! {Speedy then punches Boomer in the face. He falls back. Boomer gets up and swings his nunchucks at Speedy. They hit him in the side and face. Speedy takes his sword and blocks them again while Boomer gets up.} Here we go again!!!
{GB is having a hard time. He's getting badly beaten by the demons. About 3 of them are hitting him. Guido and Fran rush in and fight them off. They kill all 3 with fast slashes of their swords.}
Guido: {lifting GB up.} You okay?
GB: {weakly} Lemme at those fiends. {he dashes back into battle, slashing more demons. Guido and Fran join him. Cut to Aero who is running towards Imp.}
Aero: Gimme that bomb!
Imp: You got it! {about to throw the bomb, but from nowhere, Mogo flies in and grabs it.} Hey! {Mogo flies towards Aero.}
Aero: Where were you!?
Mogo: I found out something about these guys. {gives him the bomb.} But don't you got somethin' to do?
Aero: {takes it and smiles.} Yeah! {runs back to the portal. Just as more demons are coming out, he throws it in.} Catch!!! {it explodes and all the demons that were coming out dies in the blast. When the smoke clears, a large crater is in the place where the portal was. The portal was destroyed in the blast.} YEAH!!! {out of nowhere, Polly comes flying in and crashes into a wall, GB also crashes into the wall. Clops comes walking in.}
Clops: Aww. The cat and birdie don't wanna play? {his helmet cracks apart. He has only one eye and no hair. He's a Cyclops. He looks at Aero.} Maybe you wanna play!
Aero: {draws his sword.} Fine then! Lets play! {he walks toward Clops.} I'm gonna punch you fight in your big nose!
Clops: grrrr. AHH!!! {runs towards Aero. When he's close enough, Aero throws a handful of dirt into Clops' eye.} AHH!!!!!!!! My eyes!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA PUNCH ME IN THE NOSE!!!
Aero: {fist glows grey.} You callin' me a liar? IRON KNUCKLE!!! {he punches Clops' nose so hard, that Clops falls back.} There now. I kept my word! Didn't I? {He runs over to GB and Polly.} You guys okay?
Polly: [weakly] I'm fine.
GB: [same] I'll live.
Aero: Good. Stay here. I got to have a talk with someone. {walks toward Clops.} Hey buddy. {Clops opens his eye. It's red from the dirt.} I got somethin' to ask ya.
{cut back Fran and Guido, who have killed the last few demons. Imp is in front of them. About 10 feet away.}
Imp: You fools! You killed our army!
Guido: {cocky smile} Tell someone who cares.
Imp: {throws three bombs at Guido and Fran. Using his umbrella, Guido bats them over Imp head. They explode in the air.} A lucky shot! Try this! {throws a arrowhead shaped bomb in the air. It spins around and then flies toward Guido. Guido uses a fireball from his umbrella to explode it. Imp then throws another bomb that neither Fran of Guido notice. It explodes in front of them.}
Guido: Uhhhhh!!! {he gets knocked back.}
Fran: [screams] {she gets knocked to the left. She hits the ground.}
{Cut back to Speedy and Boomer. They are both tired and are having a hard time swinging their weapons.}
Boomer: [taking breathes] Not.bad. Cerviche.
Speedy: [same] Just.give.up.already!
Boomer: [same] {laughs} Why should I? I've clearly won. {Speedy looks at Fran and Guido. They are both laying down on the ground.} Your allies cannot go on anymore. Imp will blow em' up, or Clops will crush them. My mission was simple. destroy the Samurai Pizza Cats. And if a little while. WE WILL SUCCEED!!!
{cut back to Imp.}
Imp: {looking at Guido and Fran. He's holding two bomb.} Alright then. one for each. But who to blow to the moon first? Why not both. AT THE SAME TIME!!! {use as he's about to throw the bombs, smokes cover the whole area.} Hey! Not again!!! {when it clears, Guido and Fran is gone. Standing in front of Imp is Aero.} YOU'RE THE BASTARD WHO TOOK MY BOMB!!!
Aero: {smiles} That smoke bomb was a gift from GB, who asked ME to deliver it! Now then. {draws his sword.} Time for my gift! {dashes toward Imp, who jumps out of the way. Aero starts to chase Imp. They leap across buildings and around the battle field in a high speed chase.} You can't run forever! {While running, Imp's mask flies off, exposing to be a Imp demon with a small horn in his forehead, he has a small beak and faded green hair to match his green skin. He then drops a bomb that explodes when Aero runs near it.} AHH!!!! {he falls back and land on his back.}
Imp: {walks up to Aero.} You simple minded human! Did you really think you can beat us?
Aero: You're gonna die!!!
Imp: You still think you can kill me!?
Aero: I'm not gonna kill you. {cut to Guido, who standing 10 feet behind Imp charging his Sunspot umbrella.}
Imp: {holding a bomb.} DIE!!!
Guido: SOLAR BLAST!!! {Guido fires a large ray of heat at Imp.}
Imp: {turns around. His eyes widen in horror.} AHH!!!!!!!!! {The rays hits him. Aero rolls out of the way. Cut to Imp. The screen and he are completely bright white. He opens his mouth and slowly, he disintegrates along with the ray. The ray stops. All that's left is a large burn spot on the ground Imp stood.}
Aero: {gets up.} Did you really think I'd attack you head-on? Stupid!
Guido: Great plan Aero! Not bad for a loud mouth!
Aero: [annoyed] Who you callin' loud mouth! I saved all your asses back there!
Guido: Lighten up! I'm kiddin'! {Fran runs up to him and hugs him.}
Fran: I'm so glad you're okay!
Guido: I'm glad you're okay. {GB and Polly walk up to them} But right now, Speedy needs our help!
{cut back to Speedy and Boomer. They are still dueling. Speedy collapses from exhaustion.}
Boomer: Heh-heh-heh-heh! {points a gun at Speedy.} Time to finish this. {a ninja stars comes flying toward his hand. It hits him, causing him to drop the gun.} AHH!!! {looks and sees to his surprise, the other pizza cats.} How did you.
GB: Your army wasn't as strong as you thought!
Polly: They may have tired us out.
Aero: But in the end, the good guys won!
{Fran is helping Guido walk. He's exhausted from the battle as much as the others.}
Fran: Now get outta here!
Boomer: grrrr. You cats won this round! But when I strike again, you won't be so lucky! Fare well. {he opens a portal in the air and escapes into. It, along with him, disappears.}
}}Music stops{{
Polly: {runs over to Speedy.} [concerned] Speedy!!! Please get up! {She holds his head up. His eyes are closed and he's breathing hard.}
Speedy: {opens his eyes and looks into Polly's.} Hey. honey. I'm fine. how 'bout you.
Polly: {smiles.} I'm fine. {hugs him.} I'm just fine.
Aero: Be right back. {starts walking off.}
Guido: Hey! Where you goin'?
Aero: I got some unfinished business with our "friend." {continues walking.}
{cut to Clops who is standing up, muttering to his self.}
Clops: Grimy bastard broke my nose. Ruined my eye.
Aero: {off-screen} That "grimy bastard" has another question!
Clops: {turns around and sees Aero.} Crap.
Aero: So. why the hell are you guys here?
Clops: I told you! We were sent to kill you cats!
Aero: That's NOT what I mean! Why, after all these years are you demons back here?
Clops: I. The reason we're here?
Aero: Tell me!!!
Clops: You see. {suddenly his eyes widens in pain.} [in pain] AHH!!! {he explodes in a blast of fire and blood. The blood spatters the street.}
Aero: WHAT!?!?!? {he looks around.} Who's there!?!?!? {looks at the blood.} Damn! That was the only clue I had! Gone! Just like that! {starts to walk away.} DAMMIT!!! WHY IS HELL'S SUMMIT HERE!?!?!?!?
{cut to the sky. Where DarkSide appears.}
DarkSide: That Cyclops nearly told him every thing. {looks at his hand.} But Annihilation silenced him, permanently. I'm not ready for you to know EVERY Julius. but the time will come. {disappears.}
{cut to the living room of the parlor. Speedy is sleeping on the couch. Polly is letting him rest his head on her lap. Aero and the others, including Lucille and Carla, are in the restaurant part of the house.}
Aero: {to Mogo.}You first. {takes a sip of some tea.}
Mogo: 'Kay. When I was in the bank during the battle, the little guy was on the phone talkin' to someone. He said was talking about an invasion thingy. That's suppose to happen in a few weeks. I don't know if it's here or not, but this thing sounds big! If it happens within the next couple weeks, its gotta be huge! Okay. that's all I got! You're turn!
Aero: Yeah. The army from today. is Hell's Summit. It's an army that's supposed to be all demons. But after seeing Boomer, it looks like its takin' humans as well. I read about Hell's Summit in an old novel. In the story, a group of humans, lead by an unknown general, defeated the army and banished them to a place called Demon World, where only demons live. I always figured Hell's Summit as a fairy tale, a myth. When I saw that symbol on Boomer's shirt, I remembered it from the book. "A burning mountain top. Hell's Summit." Clops also told me that recently, a new ruler has come to command them along side an evil king, who runs Demon World. Unfortunately, before I could get anymore answers, Clops was killed. Now I don't know how and why their here on Earth. but I know it's not good. {takes another sip of tea.}
Fran: That's too bad. I'd like to know why their here.
Speedy: {off-screen} To kill us.
{cut to Speedy and Polly, who are standing by the counter.}
Guido: You should be resting!
Speedy: No thanks! The thing that Boomer told me was that he was ordered to find and exterminate us. And I think. Big Cheese is behind that attack!
{everyone but Aero and Mogo gasp.}
Fran: But he's dead! He hasn't been seen on any where on Earth for months!
Aero: That don't mean anything. Demon World is in another dimension. If he found a way to enter that dimension, than he could very well be the new ruler.
Speedy: It's just a hunch. But it's a good one. We'll have to wait and see.
{cut to a dark room. A shadow is talking in a radio.}
Shadow: Have you killed the Pizza Cats?
Boomer: {on the other line.} 'Fraid not, sir! They somehow defeated us.
Shadow: You imbecile! You couldn't kill them! What about DarkSide?
Boomer: His whereabouts are unknown.
Shadow: Find that traitor and kill him, too!!! Make sure you get the Pizza Cats!!! They are the only obstacle standing in my way!!!
Boomer: Aye, sir!!!
Shadow: {turns off the radio.} Of all the rotten luck! It's gone from 3 to 6! Even Bad Bird is helping them!!! {light hits the shadow. Exposing it's the Big Cheese.} It's not fair! 6 months of inactivity, and they still foil my plans!
Voice: My army won't fail again, Seymour.
BC (Big Cheese): They better not! First Org is killed by those cats, than Gajure is killed by DarkSide! Not mention the portal to Earth is closed!
Voice: Don't complain. I'm getting a headache! Listen to me. we still have many troops on Earth. In a few weeks, we'll attack Little Tokyo.
BC: NO! Not in a few weeks! I want it... in 5 days.
Voice: Seymour. We can't organize a strong enough army in only.
BC: 5 days! That's final.
Voice: Very well then. In 5 days. {BC smiles evilly.}
{cut back to the parlor, it's night time.}
Lucille: {yawn} I'd better go home. Its late and I'm tired. {walks to the door.} See you all tomorrow!
Fran: Bye Lucille!
Aero: Nice to meet ya!
{Carla and GB head for the door.}
Carla: We're going, too. We'll see you tomorrow.
GB: Later!
Guido: Good night!
Aero: {takes off his helmet.} Man! What a day! I need some sleep.
Speedy: We were gonna let you sleep in my old room, but Fran using that one.
{they all look at the hole in the ceiling.}
C.J.: It's alright. I can use the couch.
Fran: There is one other room. {she walk over to the doorway leading to the living room. Instead of going in, she looks at the right wall. She pushes the wall, and a door opens.}
C.J.: Wow! What room is that?
{cut to inside the room, there are several crates laying around. The room is surprisingly clean.}
Speedy: The storage room. We'll get ya a mattress and light, you'll be all set.
C.J.: Cool! {walks around and hits his head on the hanging light in the middle of the room.} OW!
Polly: Watch your head! {turns on the light.} You don't mind sleeping here?
C.J.: No problem! This room'll do!
Mogo: {on C.J.'s shoulder.} Wow, cool! {looks at the wall.} COOL!!! {jumps off C.J.'s should and pulls a metal strip off two small holes. He looks into them and sees the restaurant through them.} It's a spy hole!
Guido: In case of trouble, we would of hidden here for safety. We never really used it before.
Mogo: This like a cool Bond movie! {singing} Secret. Agent Mog! Secret. Agent Mog!
Speedy: There a spare mattress upstairs. Let me get it. {They all leave. Except Mogo.}
Mogo: {still singing.} They gave you a number and they took away your name!!! {He sees two green eyes though the holes.} AHH!!!! {ducks down. Hears C.J. laughing.} Darn it, you jerk!!! That ain't funny!!!
C.J.: Yes is it! {walks off.}
{cut to the storage room. It now has a small mattress and a box with a table lamp on it. There is also a big pillow and small blanket on the floor for Mogo.}
Speedy: It's not fancy, but it's better than nothing.
C.J.: {he lays down on the mattress.}Beats sleeping on the floor. Had to go though a year of that when I was training to become a Guardian.
Mogo: {lays on his pillow.} This is comfy! {yawns.} [sleepily] Real.comfy. {falls asleep.} Ku.po.Ku.po.Ku.po.
Polly: {giggles.} Not much of a night owl.is he?
C.J.: At least he'll keep quiet.
Fran: [sleepily] I can't stay up for another minute. Good night everyone. {goes upstairs} See ya in the morning.
Guido: {watching her go up the stairs.} She was great today. She's such a great fighter. {yawns.} That battle took a lot outta of all us. I'm ready for bed, too. Night guys. {goes up stairs.}
Polly: Guess we'll head to bed , too. Good night, C.J.
Speedy: Sorry, but we gotta wake you up at 6:30. We're working tomorrow. That includes you, too.
C.J.: Since I am part of the team, I'll help out. If you guys are as crowded as you were yesterday, you're gonna need it!
Speedy: Thanks. {starts to close the door.} Welcome to the Pizza Cats. {closes the door.}
{cut to Polly and Speedy in the living room.}
Polly: This might sound strange. but I'm not tired.
Speedy: Me neither. You'd think we'd be tired by now.
Polly: {smiles seductively.} [coyly] Well, I know what will help us sleep better.
Speedy: {grins smugly.} Really? How?
Polly: {hugs him around the neck. They kiss passionately.} I'll show you. upstairs. {they hold each others hand and go upstairs to their room.}
{cut to C.J.'s room. He's sitting up on the bed, reading "The Teeth of the Tiger." He stops reading for a second.}
C.J.: {he closes the book and puts it down.} (Dammit! Why the hell is the Summit here!? After 700 years of exile, they just return to Earth? Why? {slowly closes his eyes.} No use. thinking about now. I need some sleep. {he lays down on his pillow and turns off the light.} Still, I don't like this situation. Don't like it at all. Too many people are in danger. {he slowly goes to sleep.}
/After a hard battle against Hell's Summit, our heroes are now fast asleep, resting up for a busy day tomorrow. C.J., however, still has many unanswered questions. But he and the others are not aware of Big Cheese's plot to attack Little Tokyo in the next week. What will happen when that day comes? Stay tune for scenes from the next episode.\
{scene fades out.}
}}}TO BE CONTINUED}}}
}}Scheherazade Theme starts playing{{
{The cats plus Fran and GB are in victory poses. GB is in the air, sword drawn. Fran is next to Guido, twirling her whip over her head.}
Speedy: On the next. {Mogo jumps over the team and is in front of the camera.}
Mogo: Pizza Cats!
{cut to C.J., who is unsheathing his sword.}
C.J.: The Military Saga! {draws out his sword and whole screen fades to white.}
{scene shows Little Tokyo in a quiet state.}
GB: {voice over} [announcer voice] Next time! In this corner. {Scene shows a group of demons being lead by Boomer.} Hell's Summit! In this corner. {Scene shows a group of demon being lead by DarkSide.} Hell's Summit!
C.J.: {voice-over.} You heard right!!! Two Summits! One's bad enough!
GB: {same.} At least they aren't after us. {scene shows the Summits fighting each other.}
C.J.: {same} They're fighting one another to see who claims Little Tokyo! What kinda turf war is this!? Neither of them had this place to start! Now they're fighting to see who keeps it?!
GB: {same} You'll have to excuse C.J.. he's kinda ticked off because.
C.J.: {same} Because both the armies are idiots!!! And the worst part of it is. {cut to Fran who's hiding from the battle.} one of our teammates is caught right in the middle of it!!!
GB: {same} If we don't act fast, the whole city will be destroyed!
C.J.: {same} This is my chance to fight DarkSide!!! Bet your ass I'm going there!!! {Scene shows Aero running into the battle.}
GB: {same} Next episode.
}}Two Summits. Two Goals.{{
}} One Huge Battle!!!{{
C.J.: {same} This really pisses me off!!!
GB: {same.} Hey man! Save for the next episode!!!
}}end teaser{{