CHAPTER THREE: The Icebox

So cold... Daring... He could feel electricity running through him as the very nature of his new lover called out to him...

Maria resigndedly poured another cup of warm water over Alucard and the icebox, which held him in a frozen grip. "If you hadn't of jumped on it, you wouldn't have gotten stuck, now would you?"

"Silence woman! Help me free my sword!" Alucard winced. "Some romances are just not meant to be... Farewell my love..."

((Okay, now I need Ideas. Suggestions?))