Yes, I am actually, truly working on GOLDEN SUN: THE MOVIE!!! But it won't come out until this fic is done. *Nodnod*

Well, since I actually wrote this chapter before the previous one, I decided that I'd go ahead and post this one. ^__^

This chap-i-ter starts out with the first page (part of it) from Alex's script. Enjoy.

By the way, I shall NEVER! NEVER! Call Piers Pic-pic *Sighs dramatically* I can't say it. I like Star Trek, and it's just too weird. *Shudders*

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August 10, 2003:

A/N: Yes, I still am a mysterious disembodied voice. I wouldn't. . . But I can't take a risk of making the actors (Jenna: AND actresses!) Would you give it a rest, Jenna? (Jenna: No. ^__^) Dear lord, she sounds like me. . .

*Ahemcough* Where was I? Oh yes, before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED! (Jenna: *Pulls her lower eyelid down and sticks her tongue out*) "I can't take a risk. . . yadda yadda yadda. . . actors" AND ACTRESSES happy.

Oh! And this is after everyone has finished reading the script, just to clarify.

( ~*~*~*~ ALEX'S SCRIPT, PAGE 1 ~*~*~*~)

Cast:

Isaac. Played by. . . . . . . . . Isaac

Garet. Played by. . . . . . . . . Garet

Jenna. Played by. . . . . . . . . Jenna

Ivan. Played by. . . . . . . . . Ivan

Mia. Played by. . . . . . . . . Mia

Sheba. Played by. . . . . . . . . Sheba.

Felix. Played by. . . . . . . . . SATUROS! No, I'm just kidding. It's Felix.

Pic- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-ard. Played by. . . . . . . . . PIERS!!!!!!

Kraden. Played by. . . . . . . . . . Kraden

. . . And other Random Characters.

(~*~*~*~ END OF EXCERPT ~*~*~*~)

Alex: Hey! How come KRADEN got his name mentioned, and I, the GREAT ALEX!!! Am just under "Random Characters"?????????

Ivan: (Snickers)

Alex: (Anger vein)

Ivan: (Attempts to look innocent while backing away slowly)

Alex: Come back here, Midget!

Ivan: (Freezes and turns around) I prefer the term "Height-challenged".

Sheba: (Slaps her forehead)

Garet: (Stuffs himself with popcorn while watching Alex and Ivan)

Sheba: (Looks over at Garet, who is making really obnoxious noises. Slaps her forehead)

Alex: "Height-challenged"??? What kind of name is THAT???

Jenna: Tsk, tsk. That's not very nice.

Mia: O.O;;;

Jenna: (Stands between Ivan and Alex, who are staring) Let's try to get along, children. . .

Mia: O.O;;; WHAT???

Jenna: (Sees Mia) What? (Brings out a script) Aren't those my li--- Oh. Whoops! ^_^'

Sheba: (Slaps her forehead) Ow. That's starting to hurt now. . . But. . . Don't tell me. . .

Mia: (Points accusingly at Jenna) You stole my lines!!!

Jenna: (Pulls her lower eyelid down and sticks her tongue out) So what if I did? Oh! Here's another I "stole"!!! (Runs over to Isaac and flings her arms around him dramatically) "Oh, Isaac! Thank you for helping me get into the lighthouse!"

Isaac: (Blinks and holds up a sign: WHAT??!!)

Mia: (Anger vein) Stay away from Isaac! He's MINE! (Advances towards Jenna, rolling up her sleeves)

Jenna: (Rolls up her sleeves and tackles Mia. Wrestling match commences)

Garet: (Stuffing himself with popcorn, watching intently)

Ivan: Uh. . .

(Hours later, Jenna and Mia are still fighting, Garet has gone through a total of 6 bags of popcorn, Ivan has fallen asleep, and Isaac is still confused)

Alex: (After rereading the script) Why is my part so small? I'm a LOT more important than KRADEN! (Walks over to where Fizby's empty chair is) Fizby, I DEMAND that you make my part bigger in the movie!

Fizby: (Invisible eyes narrow) Ya know, Alex, if I were you (and thank God I'm not), I would be a lot nicer to me. The Fizby-me, not the Alex-me, I mean.

Ivan: That's kinda confusing. . .

Alex: (Draws himself up) Why should I?!

Mia and Jenna: (Pause for a moment) Umm. . . Alex. . .

Alex: WHAT? I DEMAND my part is bigger! More lines! Hear that, Fizby?! MORE!

Fizby: Tut, tut, Alex. All that shouting isn't going to solve anything. . .

Alex: SHOUTING SOLVES EVERYTHING! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW! I--- (A gargantuan sized copy of the script falls on top of him)

Sheba: (Cringes) Ooooh! That's gotta hurt!

Ivan: (Laughs at Alex's misfortune)

Fizby: Okay, so there are NO concerns whatsoever regarding the script?

Garet: (Stops shoveling popcorn into his mouth) Wha?

Fizby: (Sighs) No questions.

Garet: Oh. Okay. ^__^

Fizby: Good. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow, peeps. . .

Sheba: Bed? That means she has a body! Hah!

Mia: Yay! No disembodied spooky voice anymore! ^__^

Fizby: Crap.

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If you're wondering about the "height-challenged" thing. . . It has to do with me in quote: "real life." Cause, like Ivan, I am very. . . erm. . . "height-challenged." ^__^'

Personally, I don't care who likes Isaac. I think he should be with Jenna. *Sticks her tongue out at the boo-ers and dodges rotten tomatoes* But Isaac and Mia would also look very cute as a couple. *Nodnod*