Yes, I am actually, truly working on GOLDEN SUN: THE MOVIE!!! But it won't
come out until this fic is done. *Nodnod*
Well, since I actually wrote this chapter before the previous one, I decided that I'd go ahead and post this one. ^__^
This chap-i-ter starts out with the first page (part of it) from Alex's script. Enjoy.
By the way, I shall NEVER! NEVER! Call Piers Pic-pic *Sighs dramatically* I can't say it. I like Star Trek, and it's just too weird. *Shudders*
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August 10, 2003:
A/N: Yes, I still am a mysterious disembodied voice. I wouldn't. . . But I can't take a risk of making the actors (Jenna: AND actresses!) Would you give it a rest, Jenna? (Jenna: No. ^__^) Dear lord, she sounds like me. . .
*Ahemcough* Where was I? Oh yes, before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED! (Jenna: *Pulls her lower eyelid down and sticks her tongue out*) "I can't take a risk. . . yadda yadda yadda. . . actors" AND ACTRESSES happy.
Oh! And this is after everyone has finished reading the script, just to clarify.
( ~*~*~*~ ALEX'S SCRIPT, PAGE 1 ~*~*~*~)
Cast:
Isaac. Played by. . . . . . . . . Isaac
Garet. Played by. . . . . . . . . Garet
Jenna. Played by. . . . . . . . . Jenna
Ivan. Played by. . . . . . . . . Ivan
Mia. Played by. . . . . . . . . Mia
Sheba. Played by. . . . . . . . . Sheba.
Felix. Played by. . . . . . . . . SATUROS! No, I'm just kidding. It's Felix.
Pic- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-ard. Played by. . . . . . . . . PIERS!!!!!!
Kraden. Played by. . . . . . . . . . Kraden
. . . And other Random Characters.
(~*~*~*~ END OF EXCERPT ~*~*~*~)
Alex: Hey! How come KRADEN got his name mentioned, and I, the GREAT ALEX!!! Am just under "Random Characters"?????????
Ivan: (Snickers)
Alex: (Anger vein)
Ivan: (Attempts to look innocent while backing away slowly)
Alex: Come back here, Midget!
Ivan: (Freezes and turns around) I prefer the term "Height-challenged".
Sheba: (Slaps her forehead)
Garet: (Stuffs himself with popcorn while watching Alex and Ivan)
Sheba: (Looks over at Garet, who is making really obnoxious noises. Slaps her forehead)
Alex: "Height-challenged"??? What kind of name is THAT???
Jenna: Tsk, tsk. That's not very nice.
Mia: O.O;;;
Jenna: (Stands between Ivan and Alex, who are staring) Let's try to get along, children. . .
Mia: O.O;;; WHAT???
Jenna: (Sees Mia) What? (Brings out a script) Aren't those my li--- Oh. Whoops! ^_^'
Sheba: (Slaps her forehead) Ow. That's starting to hurt now. . . But. . . Don't tell me. . .
Mia: (Points accusingly at Jenna) You stole my lines!!!
Jenna: (Pulls her lower eyelid down and sticks her tongue out) So what if I did? Oh! Here's another I "stole"!!! (Runs over to Isaac and flings her arms around him dramatically) "Oh, Isaac! Thank you for helping me get into the lighthouse!"
Isaac: (Blinks and holds up a sign: WHAT??!!)
Mia: (Anger vein) Stay away from Isaac! He's MINE! (Advances towards Jenna, rolling up her sleeves)
Jenna: (Rolls up her sleeves and tackles Mia. Wrestling match commences)
Garet: (Stuffing himself with popcorn, watching intently)
Ivan: Uh. . .
(Hours later, Jenna and Mia are still fighting, Garet has gone through a total of 6 bags of popcorn, Ivan has fallen asleep, and Isaac is still confused)
Alex: (After rereading the script) Why is my part so small? I'm a LOT more important than KRADEN! (Walks over to where Fizby's empty chair is) Fizby, I DEMAND that you make my part bigger in the movie!
Fizby: (Invisible eyes narrow) Ya know, Alex, if I were you (and thank God I'm not), I would be a lot nicer to me. The Fizby-me, not the Alex-me, I mean.
Ivan: That's kinda confusing. . .
Alex: (Draws himself up) Why should I?!
Mia and Jenna: (Pause for a moment) Umm. . . Alex. . .
Alex: WHAT? I DEMAND my part is bigger! More lines! Hear that, Fizby?! MORE!
Fizby: Tut, tut, Alex. All that shouting isn't going to solve anything. . .
Alex: SHOUTING SOLVES EVERYTHING! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW! I--- (A gargantuan sized copy of the script falls on top of him)
Sheba: (Cringes) Ooooh! That's gotta hurt!
Ivan: (Laughs at Alex's misfortune)
Fizby: Okay, so there are NO concerns whatsoever regarding the script?
Garet: (Stops shoveling popcorn into his mouth) Wha?
Fizby: (Sighs) No questions.
Garet: Oh. Okay. ^__^
Fizby: Good. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow, peeps. . .
Sheba: Bed? That means she has a body! Hah!
Mia: Yay! No disembodied spooky voice anymore! ^__^
Fizby: Crap.
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If you're wondering about the "height-challenged" thing. . . It has to do with me in quote: "real life." Cause, like Ivan, I am very. . . erm. . . "height-challenged." ^__^'
Personally, I don't care who likes Isaac. I think he should be with Jenna. *Sticks her tongue out at the boo-ers and dodges rotten tomatoes* But Isaac and Mia would also look very cute as a couple. *Nodnod*
Well, since I actually wrote this chapter before the previous one, I decided that I'd go ahead and post this one. ^__^
This chap-i-ter starts out with the first page (part of it) from Alex's script. Enjoy.
By the way, I shall NEVER! NEVER! Call Piers Pic-pic *Sighs dramatically* I can't say it. I like Star Trek, and it's just too weird. *Shudders*
*****
August 10, 2003:
A/N: Yes, I still am a mysterious disembodied voice. I wouldn't. . . But I can't take a risk of making the actors (Jenna: AND actresses!) Would you give it a rest, Jenna? (Jenna: No. ^__^) Dear lord, she sounds like me. . .
*Ahemcough* Where was I? Oh yes, before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED! (Jenna: *Pulls her lower eyelid down and sticks her tongue out*) "I can't take a risk. . . yadda yadda yadda. . . actors" AND ACTRESSES happy.
Oh! And this is after everyone has finished reading the script, just to clarify.
( ~*~*~*~ ALEX'S SCRIPT, PAGE 1 ~*~*~*~)
Cast:
Isaac. Played by. . . . . . . . . Isaac
Garet. Played by. . . . . . . . . Garet
Jenna. Played by. . . . . . . . . Jenna
Ivan. Played by. . . . . . . . . Ivan
Mia. Played by. . . . . . . . . Mia
Sheba. Played by. . . . . . . . . Sheba.
Felix. Played by. . . . . . . . . SATUROS! No, I'm just kidding. It's Felix.
Pic- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-ard. Played by. . . . . . . . . PIERS!!!!!!
Kraden. Played by. . . . . . . . . . Kraden
. . . And other Random Characters.
(~*~*~*~ END OF EXCERPT ~*~*~*~)
Alex: Hey! How come KRADEN got his name mentioned, and I, the GREAT ALEX!!! Am just under "Random Characters"?????????
Ivan: (Snickers)
Alex: (Anger vein)
Ivan: (Attempts to look innocent while backing away slowly)
Alex: Come back here, Midget!
Ivan: (Freezes and turns around) I prefer the term "Height-challenged".
Sheba: (Slaps her forehead)
Garet: (Stuffs himself with popcorn while watching Alex and Ivan)
Sheba: (Looks over at Garet, who is making really obnoxious noises. Slaps her forehead)
Alex: "Height-challenged"??? What kind of name is THAT???
Jenna: Tsk, tsk. That's not very nice.
Mia: O.O;;;
Jenna: (Stands between Ivan and Alex, who are staring) Let's try to get along, children. . .
Mia: O.O;;; WHAT???
Jenna: (Sees Mia) What? (Brings out a script) Aren't those my li--- Oh. Whoops! ^_^'
Sheba: (Slaps her forehead) Ow. That's starting to hurt now. . . But. . . Don't tell me. . .
Mia: (Points accusingly at Jenna) You stole my lines!!!
Jenna: (Pulls her lower eyelid down and sticks her tongue out) So what if I did? Oh! Here's another I "stole"!!! (Runs over to Isaac and flings her arms around him dramatically) "Oh, Isaac! Thank you for helping me get into the lighthouse!"
Isaac: (Blinks and holds up a sign: WHAT??!!)
Mia: (Anger vein) Stay away from Isaac! He's MINE! (Advances towards Jenna, rolling up her sleeves)
Jenna: (Rolls up her sleeves and tackles Mia. Wrestling match commences)
Garet: (Stuffing himself with popcorn, watching intently)
Ivan: Uh. . .
(Hours later, Jenna and Mia are still fighting, Garet has gone through a total of 6 bags of popcorn, Ivan has fallen asleep, and Isaac is still confused)
Alex: (After rereading the script) Why is my part so small? I'm a LOT more important than KRADEN! (Walks over to where Fizby's empty chair is) Fizby, I DEMAND that you make my part bigger in the movie!
Fizby: (Invisible eyes narrow) Ya know, Alex, if I were you (and thank God I'm not), I would be a lot nicer to me. The Fizby-me, not the Alex-me, I mean.
Ivan: That's kinda confusing. . .
Alex: (Draws himself up) Why should I?!
Mia and Jenna: (Pause for a moment) Umm. . . Alex. . .
Alex: WHAT? I DEMAND my part is bigger! More lines! Hear that, Fizby?! MORE!
Fizby: Tut, tut, Alex. All that shouting isn't going to solve anything. . .
Alex: SHOUTING SOLVES EVERYTHING! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW! I--- (A gargantuan sized copy of the script falls on top of him)
Sheba: (Cringes) Ooooh! That's gotta hurt!
Ivan: (Laughs at Alex's misfortune)
Fizby: Okay, so there are NO concerns whatsoever regarding the script?
Garet: (Stops shoveling popcorn into his mouth) Wha?
Fizby: (Sighs) No questions.
Garet: Oh. Okay. ^__^
Fizby: Good. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow, peeps. . .
Sheba: Bed? That means she has a body! Hah!
Mia: Yay! No disembodied spooky voice anymore! ^__^
Fizby: Crap.
*****
If you're wondering about the "height-challenged" thing. . . It has to do with me in quote: "real life." Cause, like Ivan, I am very. . . erm. . . "height-challenged." ^__^'
Personally, I don't care who likes Isaac. I think he should be with Jenna. *Sticks her tongue out at the boo-ers and dodges rotten tomatoes* But Isaac and Mia would also look very cute as a couple. *Nodnod*
