::A midget with long brown hair dashes across the internet page, chased by
three streaks of light::
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE! I'M TO ME TO DIE!
::She collapses and is immediately set upon by Tael, Kirby, and Gasp::
Gasp: Okay, Miss Fizby, WHY haven't you updated in forever???
No! Please! Don't hurt me! I CAN EXPLAIN! ::Cowers:: School started a liddle while ago, I'm tryin' to learn how to draw manga, and you guys were so annoying!!! Ack!
Tael: *Anger vein* WHO'S annoying??
No! I didn't mean anything! Please! I am INNOCENT! INNOCENT, I TELL YA!!!
Kirby: *Inhales Kirby and spits her out ((Don't be sick, you pervs!!!))* I think we should get on with the story now.
::Dazed:: Yeah, leave a pretty review when you're done. . . Just like these pretty stars. . . Wheeeeeee! ::Twirls in circles::
Gasp: Uhhh. . . What she said. . . *Helps tie Fizby up in a chair with Kirby and Tael's assistance*
*****
(A/N: No, I did NOT give up my "no body" act, but that's because I'm special. Except, I DID have a little fun with that. . . ::Evil grin:: But you'll see what I mean. . .)
[The room is all dark and spooky, everyone is seated in an auditorium-style fashion. . . Just how those evil elementary "educators" did it!]
Mia: Where IS she??? Fizby should be here by now! I WANNA SEE HER BODY!!!
Saturos: Okay. . . That just sounded wrong. . . *Snickers*
Mia: (Coldly) I'm going to kill you, Saturos.
Saturos: I'd like to see you TRY!!!
Menardi: *Pokes him* Quiet, Saturos. We ALL know how easy it is to kill you.
Saturos: *Anime river tears, whispers* Well, maybe SHE doesn't know that. . .
Mia: *Imitating Menardi's voice* Hmm, maybe she doesn't. . .
Saturos: See? That's what I'm trying to te--- She's right behind me, idn't she?
Menardi: Uh-huh
Mia: Take THAT, you PERV!!! *Bashes Saturos with her Ankh*
Saturos: Owie!!! *Collapses* X_X ((Dead))
Menardi: *Looks at Mia, astonished* I've been trying to do THAT for YEARS! THANK YOU!
Mia: Welcome! That was fun! ^___^
Dora: *Taps Mia on the shoulder* Mia?
Mia: Huh? *Whirls around*
Dora: Mia, why are you here? This is a meeting for all the "unimportant characters"! *Mutters* Don't fall asleep tonight, Fizby! I WILL get you! Just. . . you. . . wait. . . BWAHAHA!
Mia: O.O; I'll pretend I didn't hear that. . . *Changes mood* But whaddaya mean, "unimportant characters"???!!! I thought it was. . . *BIG anger vein* GARET!!!!!
(In some random warehouse by a dock)
Garet: Okay, guys! Pay up! YOU didn't think I could do it, didya???
Flint: *Sniffle*
Scorch: *Sigh* FINE! But when Mia finds out, it's ALL YOUR FAULT, ya hear? *Hands a bag to Garet*
Garet: *Takes the bag* Haha! Suckers! =D
*Flint and Scorch hop/walk away*
Garet: *Takes money out of the bag* Let's see, how much did I earn. . .? One. . . Two. . . Three. . .
(FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER. . .)
Garet: *Still counting* Uh. . . Three. . . Um. . . I KNOW THIS ONE! Let's see now. . . Three. . . Three. . . Uhhhh. . .
*Shadow walks over to Garet*
Garet: Hey Scary Shadow Dude! What comes after three?
Shadow: *Steps into the light to reveal a VERY POed Mia* HELLO, Garet!
Garet: *Very small voice* Uh. . . oh. . .
Mia: *Advancing* That's RIGHT, uh-oh! *In perfect imitation of Arnold Schwartzinegger* You are terminated.
(A/N: Sorry if I spelled Arnold's last name wrong. I just HAD to include this cause I was listening to the radio as I got dressed this mornin' (If you even THINK of something disgusting, guys, I WILL kill you!), and one of the DJs (Trish) was trying to do a good Arnold imitation and the other DJ (Vic) had random female people call in to try and imitate him as well. And no, I'm NOT kidding! It was actually VERY hilarious!)
Garet: Haven't I heard that somewhere before?
(Loud whistling noise is heard)
PAC: STOP IT RIGHT THERE, MIA!
Mia: Damn! And just as I was about to murder Garet too! *Pouts*
Garet: *Whispering prayers of thanks to Fizby and the head of PAC*
PAC: I am the Protector Against Copyrightism! YOU just stole the line number #5928473016! Off to jail with you!
Mia: But! But! But! But I WANNA WHOP GARET! *Stomps her foot and cries*
PAC: Sorry, ma'am. It's the rules. *Drags Mia off the stage*
Mia: YOU WILL REGRET THIS, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!
PAC: *Slaps forehead* YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN! Line #1084926357!!!
(Mia is eventually dragged off after 5 or 6 more offences)
Garet: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! IT'S FOUR! NOW I CAN COUNT MY MONEY! WAHOO! *Counts* One. . . Two. . . Three. . . FOUR. . . uhh. . . uhh. . . Oh, shit.
(Back at the meeting)
[The light shines on Fizby's "empty" chair]
Everyone: SCREAM!!!!
*****
Wow. ::Sniffle:: My FIRST cliffhanger! I feel so ::sniff:: PROUD! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! ::Cries::
Umm, anyway. . . I decided that I'll respond to some reviews now, cause I never got a chance to before:
sabby-64: As ya can see, I DID have Ivan. ^__^ Ivan's one (if not THE) favorite character of mine in GS and GS: TLA
Lan3: Whether I do The Lost Age depends on how successful Golden Sun is. So if you wanna see TLA too, I'm gonna need pretty reviews for this fic and the movie. ;-)
Evil Bob: I totally agree with you that "Vertically-challenged" sounds A LOT better than "Height-challenged", but I don't wanna change it only cause of this: I made that up all by myself a few years ago, and I was quite proud of it (As I said, it WAS a couple of years ago), so it'd only be fitting to use that one. ^_^
Isaac+Mia Forever!!!!!!!!!!!: Heehee. On the movie and this fic, it's a competition between Jenna and Mia, but Isaac is (as usual) clueless most of the time. ^_~ But in my other fic: Hidden Truths, I'm a Mudshipper cause that's part of the plot. Now that I'm playing GS again to find some funny lines (And BOY did I find some! Lol), it seems that Garet likes Jenna! o.O;;; If you don't know what I mean, on the Mercury Lighthouse Aerie, after Alex and Saturos "escape", Garet specifically mentions saving Jenna, but NOTHING about Kraden!
Well, I think that's it! ^_^ I just gotta say two more things:
1. Rayearth is kewl! I played the game in, like, second grade (at a friend's house, so I didn't understand it, nor did I get to play, like, any of it) and I had lots of fun bein' the midget. If you want, I'll describe on my profile the "fun" I had wid it. But me and my two manga-obsessed friends, Lisa and Ang and I are trying to get all the mangas. So far, I've only read (and own) the first, but I've seen the second trilogy at my bookstore, and I know the second book in the first series is at my library, so I'll try and get that. NOTE: Presea is AWESOME! P Her little punishment ideas are SO worth reading the whole book for! Bwahaha. . .
2. Actually, I think I forgot. . . So maybe I'll 'member next update. . . . But don't worry, the next update shouldn't take as long as the last one did. =) But to warn you, I'll usually only be able to update my stories on the weekend, seeing how school is unbelievably frickin' evil.
Well, that's it! Ta ta! Please leave a pretty review to remind me to update! =D
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE! I'M TO ME TO DIE!
::She collapses and is immediately set upon by Tael, Kirby, and Gasp::
Gasp: Okay, Miss Fizby, WHY haven't you updated in forever???
No! Please! Don't hurt me! I CAN EXPLAIN! ::Cowers:: School started a liddle while ago, I'm tryin' to learn how to draw manga, and you guys were so annoying!!! Ack!
Tael: *Anger vein* WHO'S annoying??
No! I didn't mean anything! Please! I am INNOCENT! INNOCENT, I TELL YA!!!
Kirby: *Inhales Kirby and spits her out ((Don't be sick, you pervs!!!))* I think we should get on with the story now.
::Dazed:: Yeah, leave a pretty review when you're done. . . Just like these pretty stars. . . Wheeeeeee! ::Twirls in circles::
Gasp: Uhhh. . . What she said. . . *Helps tie Fizby up in a chair with Kirby and Tael's assistance*
*****
(A/N: No, I did NOT give up my "no body" act, but that's because I'm special. Except, I DID have a little fun with that. . . ::Evil grin:: But you'll see what I mean. . .)
[The room is all dark and spooky, everyone is seated in an auditorium-style fashion. . . Just how those evil elementary "educators" did it!]
Mia: Where IS she??? Fizby should be here by now! I WANNA SEE HER BODY!!!
Saturos: Okay. . . That just sounded wrong. . . *Snickers*
Mia: (Coldly) I'm going to kill you, Saturos.
Saturos: I'd like to see you TRY!!!
Menardi: *Pokes him* Quiet, Saturos. We ALL know how easy it is to kill you.
Saturos: *Anime river tears, whispers* Well, maybe SHE doesn't know that. . .
Mia: *Imitating Menardi's voice* Hmm, maybe she doesn't. . .
Saturos: See? That's what I'm trying to te--- She's right behind me, idn't she?
Menardi: Uh-huh
Mia: Take THAT, you PERV!!! *Bashes Saturos with her Ankh*
Saturos: Owie!!! *Collapses* X_X ((Dead))
Menardi: *Looks at Mia, astonished* I've been trying to do THAT for YEARS! THANK YOU!
Mia: Welcome! That was fun! ^___^
Dora: *Taps Mia on the shoulder* Mia?
Mia: Huh? *Whirls around*
Dora: Mia, why are you here? This is a meeting for all the "unimportant characters"! *Mutters* Don't fall asleep tonight, Fizby! I WILL get you! Just. . . you. . . wait. . . BWAHAHA!
Mia: O.O; I'll pretend I didn't hear that. . . *Changes mood* But whaddaya mean, "unimportant characters"???!!! I thought it was. . . *BIG anger vein* GARET!!!!!
(In some random warehouse by a dock)
Garet: Okay, guys! Pay up! YOU didn't think I could do it, didya???
Flint: *Sniffle*
Scorch: *Sigh* FINE! But when Mia finds out, it's ALL YOUR FAULT, ya hear? *Hands a bag to Garet*
Garet: *Takes the bag* Haha! Suckers! =D
*Flint and Scorch hop/walk away*
Garet: *Takes money out of the bag* Let's see, how much did I earn. . .? One. . . Two. . . Three. . .
(FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER. . .)
Garet: *Still counting* Uh. . . Three. . . Um. . . I KNOW THIS ONE! Let's see now. . . Three. . . Three. . . Uhhhh. . .
*Shadow walks over to Garet*
Garet: Hey Scary Shadow Dude! What comes after three?
Shadow: *Steps into the light to reveal a VERY POed Mia* HELLO, Garet!
Garet: *Very small voice* Uh. . . oh. . .
Mia: *Advancing* That's RIGHT, uh-oh! *In perfect imitation of Arnold Schwartzinegger* You are terminated.
(A/N: Sorry if I spelled Arnold's last name wrong. I just HAD to include this cause I was listening to the radio as I got dressed this mornin' (If you even THINK of something disgusting, guys, I WILL kill you!), and one of the DJs (Trish) was trying to do a good Arnold imitation and the other DJ (Vic) had random female people call in to try and imitate him as well. And no, I'm NOT kidding! It was actually VERY hilarious!)
Garet: Haven't I heard that somewhere before?
(Loud whistling noise is heard)
PAC: STOP IT RIGHT THERE, MIA!
Mia: Damn! And just as I was about to murder Garet too! *Pouts*
Garet: *Whispering prayers of thanks to Fizby and the head of PAC*
PAC: I am the Protector Against Copyrightism! YOU just stole the line number #5928473016! Off to jail with you!
Mia: But! But! But! But I WANNA WHOP GARET! *Stomps her foot and cries*
PAC: Sorry, ma'am. It's the rules. *Drags Mia off the stage*
Mia: YOU WILL REGRET THIS, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!
PAC: *Slaps forehead* YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN! Line #1084926357!!!
(Mia is eventually dragged off after 5 or 6 more offences)
Garet: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! IT'S FOUR! NOW I CAN COUNT MY MONEY! WAHOO! *Counts* One. . . Two. . . Three. . . FOUR. . . uhh. . . uhh. . . Oh, shit.
(Back at the meeting)
[The light shines on Fizby's "empty" chair]
Everyone: SCREAM!!!!
*****
Wow. ::Sniffle:: My FIRST cliffhanger! I feel so ::sniff:: PROUD! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! ::Cries::
Umm, anyway. . . I decided that I'll respond to some reviews now, cause I never got a chance to before:
sabby-64: As ya can see, I DID have Ivan. ^__^ Ivan's one (if not THE) favorite character of mine in GS and GS: TLA
Lan3: Whether I do The Lost Age depends on how successful Golden Sun is. So if you wanna see TLA too, I'm gonna need pretty reviews for this fic and the movie. ;-)
Evil Bob: I totally agree with you that "Vertically-challenged" sounds A LOT better than "Height-challenged", but I don't wanna change it only cause of this: I made that up all by myself a few years ago, and I was quite proud of it (As I said, it WAS a couple of years ago), so it'd only be fitting to use that one. ^_^
Isaac+Mia Forever!!!!!!!!!!!: Heehee. On the movie and this fic, it's a competition between Jenna and Mia, but Isaac is (as usual) clueless most of the time. ^_~ But in my other fic: Hidden Truths, I'm a Mudshipper cause that's part of the plot. Now that I'm playing GS again to find some funny lines (And BOY did I find some! Lol), it seems that Garet likes Jenna! o.O;;; If you don't know what I mean, on the Mercury Lighthouse Aerie, after Alex and Saturos "escape", Garet specifically mentions saving Jenna, but NOTHING about Kraden!
Well, I think that's it! ^_^ I just gotta say two more things:
1. Rayearth is kewl! I played the game in, like, second grade (at a friend's house, so I didn't understand it, nor did I get to play, like, any of it) and I had lots of fun bein' the midget. If you want, I'll describe on my profile the "fun" I had wid it. But me and my two manga-obsessed friends, Lisa and Ang and I are trying to get all the mangas. So far, I've only read (and own) the first, but I've seen the second trilogy at my bookstore, and I know the second book in the first series is at my library, so I'll try and get that. NOTE: Presea is AWESOME! P Her little punishment ideas are SO worth reading the whole book for! Bwahaha. . .
2. Actually, I think I forgot. . . So maybe I'll 'member next update. . . . But don't worry, the next update shouldn't take as long as the last one did. =) But to warn you, I'll usually only be able to update my stories on the weekend, seeing how school is unbelievably frickin' evil.
Well, that's it! Ta ta! Please leave a pretty review to remind me to update! =D