CHAPTER FIVE: Waffle Iron
Alucard sat sullenly at the kitchen table, trying desperately to ignore the hungry, sensual calls of the appliances that only he could hear...
Suddenly, one call rang out above all the others.
Hot and sweating with need on the counter, smiling its grid-like teeth at him.
Alucard shook his head and clapped his hands over his ears, gritting his own teeth. "No! I promised Maria I wouldn't anymore!!"
*But Alucard, my love...* It sang to him, starting to sizzle with desire. *She will never know. Come to me, feel my sweet caress...*
Like a man in a trance, Alucard slunk over to the counter, lust in his eyes. Deftly, he grasped the handle and yanked it sharply upwards...
Then closed the waffle iron hard on himself, emitting a cry of ecstasy that rang for miles around.
((Nya ha ha!! I'm BACK!!))
Alucard sat sullenly at the kitchen table, trying desperately to ignore the hungry, sensual calls of the appliances that only he could hear...
Suddenly, one call rang out above all the others.
Hot and sweating with need on the counter, smiling its grid-like teeth at him.
Alucard shook his head and clapped his hands over his ears, gritting his own teeth. "No! I promised Maria I wouldn't anymore!!"
*But Alucard, my love...* It sang to him, starting to sizzle with desire. *She will never know. Come to me, feel my sweet caress...*
Like a man in a trance, Alucard slunk over to the counter, lust in his eyes. Deftly, he grasped the handle and yanked it sharply upwards...
Then closed the waffle iron hard on himself, emitting a cry of ecstasy that rang for miles around.
((Nya ha ha!! I'm BACK!!))