Hello. Fizby depressed now. ::Sniffle:: She heard very depressing news yestahday. She tell you what happened now. Yish? Otay.
Well, Fizby ish sick now. She stayed home from school on Wednesday, Thursday, and today: Friday. So she's been on the computer for most of the time. Of course. ^^;
So anyway, she was chatting with Sorrow/Dark Star Goddess on AIM cause A.) She was bored, and B.) Cause she wanted to find out her homework. (I know, it's like a sci-fi movie, eh? The Kid who WANTED to do their Homework... ::Shivers::)
NEway! She hadta eat dinner, and when she came down, Lisa (S/DSG) told her about something that happened to a fellow ff.net author, Escachick.
Now, Esca writes fanfics about Yu-Gi-Oh, which I've only watched twice and idn't too fond of (Sorry Yisa and Furnas! ^^;) , so I've never read her fics. But on the 7th chapter of the most recently updated fic, it says that Esca is in very deep trouble.
Apparently, her lungs collapsed in her sleep so she couldn't breath. She's undergoing/underwent surgery and has/had less than a 46% chance that she'd ever wake up. Escachick is only about 14 or 15, too. T-T So if you're reading this, please pray for her recovery, otay? Thank you.
And I know that my "humerous" writing will kinda make that above "thingy" less tragic, so don't think I'm being disrespectful. Please. I am really shocked and sad about that and cried a lot when I read that. I wrote this chapter (mostly) before I heard about Esca, and I am going to post it. Sorry for the inconvenience of the tragic news "ness."
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[A spotlight shines on Fizby's chair. Seated on it is none other than... FIZBY'S MUSES!!!]
Everyone Except Muses: SCREAM!
Kirby: That's right! You're stuck with us today!
Feizhi: [Muttering] Why? Why? Why? The horror! The horror! [Whimper]
Hama: [Pokes Feizhi] Feizhi? Feizhi?
Tael: What's up with Grape-Head?
Gasp: I dunno... I mean, it's not like she's talking about us or anything...
Kirby: [Interrupting] No, of course not.
Gasp: [Glares at Kirby] *Coughcough* No thanks to Mr. Interrupting Puffball Over There!
Kirby: [Inflates himself like a puffer fish, spikes an' all]
Gasp: O.O; AS I was saying... We're perfectly normal muses... *twitchtwitch*
Everybody Except Muses: [Edging towards the door]
Gasp: [Cracks whip that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere] GETBACKHERETHISINSTANTYOULITTLEINGRATESBEFOREISKINYOURHIDESFEARTHEWRATHOFTHEWHI---
Tael: [Clamps Gasp's mouth shut with tiny little fairy hand] Gasp! Calm down! Remember your Anger Management classes...
Gasp: YOU, TOO! FAIRY BOY! [Cracks whip menacingly and advances on Tael]
Tael: [Plops down on the chair] Notice how obediently I'm sitting here...
Gasp: Good! Now... [Whip disappears] As you all know, this is the Meeting of Unimportant Characters...
[Random interjections of indignation are heard]
Kirby: [Screaming at the top of his lungs] QUIET!!!
[Crickets chirping]
Gasp: Thank you, Pinky.
Kirby: [Seethes]
Tael: [Whispers/Mutters to himself] At least you're not "Fairy Boy." [Cringes]
Gasp: [Hopping up and down in fury] WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!
Kirby: [Inflates like a puffer fish again]
Tael: [Preparing to go into that darnable Annoying Fairy Mode]
Menardi: Why do I feel like this meeting is all about Fizby's muses?
Muses: WHO SAID THAT?!!?
[At the same time...]
Everyone Except Muses and Menardi: [Points to Menardi]
Menardi: [Points to the still-unconscious Saturos] It was him! I saw him! Didn't you say that, Saturos?
Saturos: x_x
Menardi: Uh... Saturos? [Pokes him]
Saturos: x_x
Menardi: WAKE UP, YOU LAZY BUM! [Slaps Saturos]
Saturos: [Wakes up] I DIDN'TDOIT! [Sees everyone staring at him] *Coughcough* Um, I mean, hello?
Kirby: [Points at Saturos] He says he didn't do it.
Menardi: [Scolding Saturos and waggling a finger at him] Now, now, Saturos. You're not fooling anyone...
Saturos: But I don't want to get hurt by Fizby's muses!
Menardi: [To muses] Please, just take him.
Tael: Sorry, we can't do any favors...
Kirby: [Solemnly] Come, Menardi. Your time has come...
Meanardi: [Scowls and walks slowly up the center aisle]
Everyone Except Menardi: Dun, dun, dundun, duuun, dundun,dundun,dundun!
Kirby and Tael: [Escort Menardi up to Gasp and Mr. Grimy, who was summoned up by Gasp]
Mr. Grimy: The end... has cometh.
Feizhi: This meeting's getting kinda morbid, doncha think?
Bernard: I concur.
Mysterious Voice: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE???
[A very POed Fizby enters the room, dragging very dejected and guilty looking Flint and Scorch on leashes]
Mr. Grimy: Me thinketh this be me cue to leave. [Disappears in a cloud of black smoke, pyrotechnics, and a loud booming noise]
Fizby: [Shakes her head at Mr. Grimy] As I said... [Looks murderous at her muses]
Gasp: [Mobster accent] Uh... We was... uh... We was... What I meant to say, Boss, was...
Kirby and Tael: [Simultaneously point to Gasp] She did it! It was all her idea! She MADE us!
Gasp: I did no such thing! [Shifty eyes]
Fizby: But...But... Where's Gollum? I hired him to scare off the cast...
[At a theme park, on a REALLY high roller coaster, Gollum is climbing behind the car/thing where you sit. On the car/thing where you sit, taped to the back is the One Ring]
Gollum: The Preciousssss! They stoles the Precioussss! Nassshty little fairies! Nassshty little puffballs! Nasshty little DJINNI! THE PRECIOUSSSSSS IS LOST! AAAAARRRGH!!! [etc. etc.]
Tael: Gollum? Who's Gollum?
Kirby: I don't know what you're talking about, Fizby...
Fizby: [Anger vein] When I count to three, I had better not see any of you here, capeesh?
Muses: [Salute] Yes, ma'am!
Fizby: [Closes her eyes] One... Two...Two and a half... Two and three quarters... Two and five sixths... Four! No, just kiddin. THREE! [Opens her eyes]
Muses: [Still standing there, snickering]
Fizby: [Eye twitch] YOU ASKED FOR IT! ::Crackles with electricity::
Kirby: Eep! [Turns into a wheel and rolls away]
Tael: I'll, uh, I'll just be goin', then? [Flies off]
Gasp: Nyah nyah! Try and catch me! [Sticks out her tongue]
Fizby: [Calmly] Anger Management... Count to ten... One... Two... TEN! [Shouts] TO HECK WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT! WAAAAAAAGGH! [Sprints towards Gasp]
Gasp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! [Flies away]
Fizby: GET BACK HERE, YA GOOD-FOR-NUTHIN MUSE! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! [Chases her]
Dora: *Blinkblink* That was strange...
Bernard: I concur.
Hama: Why do you keep saying that, Bernard?
Bernard: [Not paying attention] I concur.
Hsu: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT???
Bernard: [Still not paying attention] I concur.
Hsu: [Hits Bernard on the head]
Bernard: [Falls to the floor unconscious ((I concur!))]
Flint: Well, seeing as how Fizby and her muses are gone, I'm just gonna haffa take over this meeting!
Scorch: Me too! ^_^
Flint: [Sighs] Whatever. *Ahem* Does everyone have a script?
Everyone: [Choral response] Yes.
Flint: Are there any questions?
Everyone: [Choral response] Yes.
Flint: Too bad! *Coughcough* Everyone have a schedule?
Everyone: [Choral response] Yes.
Flint: Alright! We start filming tomorra! =D
Everyone: [About to leave]
Scorch: WAIT!
Everyone: [Stops]
Scorch: Does anyone have a cookie?
Everyone: Cookie? WHERE?!
Scorch: [Grins evilly] I think Fizby might have some in her pantry... TO THE KITCHEN!
Everyone Including Scorch and Flint: [Race for the kitchen, pushing and shoving for cookies]
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THE END! WAHOOOOOO! ^_^ My first completed fanfic... ::Sniffle:: Too bad my muses had to ruin the last chapter... ::Glares at three bandaged forms on hospital beds:: NO! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT! ::Swivels the computer monitor away from the beds:: Much better!
Lucky for me, I had hidden my cookies in my b--- ::Grins:: Niiiiice try!
And I'm very happy to say that I figured out BY MYSELF! how to do italics and bolds and underlines!!! =D Heehee... Fizby happy now...
::Coughcough:: Anyway, now I can start to work on GOLDEN SUN: THE MOVIE!!! Whoot! Since tomorrow's the start of a weekend... (Actually, today is really the start of... oh, never mind. -.-')
And as if this end commentary weren't long enough, I'd like to give a HUGE thanks to Lan3 because even though the review button wadn't working, she still reviewed my two stories!!! ^_^ Thank you SSSSSSSOOOOOOO much for that! And to answer your question:
Kraden says "Isaac, Garet! Don't die!" and not Ivan and Mia too because Kraden doesn't know who they are. That'd be the first time he sees them, and the three of them weren't introduced. =D And what do you mean by "they can't help being killed"??? o.O;;; Does that have something to do with the ending of The Lost Age? I haven't finished it yet (even though I should get Kraken (::Cheesy grin::) on it!) I haffa go ta Magma Rock now. ::Nodnod:: And know what's REALLY sad? I have yet to find Gasp! Everywhere I looked on the Internet says she's in a different spot! Hmph. -.-