A/N MooseyGurl here and people please do kill a mooses. Also don't ask why
I like mooses because I do and that is a good enough answer. All donations
are welcome, cash only, presents are welcome and mooses. If you sue me then
I will have to sell my moose and buy and car so don't. I got my idea of
writing this story in the ruins of the Bauledaire house.
Disclaimer- I do not own or claim to own the original Series of Unfortunate Event's. Please do not sue me I am writing to you on top of a moose using a cracker box as the monitor. Don't ask how just read my story.
Chapter 1
Beatrice and George Bauledaire were the parents of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. They all live happily in their mansion, by the beach in London.
"Kids why don't you go tell Lester what to make for dinner," said their father. "Yes dad," said Violet and Klaus. "Oga Dayatie," Sunny replied. "Beatrice my cousin called again asking for money," said George. "George not again you know he just uses it for useless, crappy things," said Beatrice. "Yeah..... but I can't see my cousin be unhappy while we are," George replied.
Just then the doorbell rang..ding-dong. "I'll get it Bob," yelled George. George opened the door and there was his cousin. "George, how nice to see you bellowed his cousin. "Not now, my children are here," George whispered.
"What's going on," whispered Beatrice as she quietly tip toed towards George. "Is there a problem," George? "No, no everything is fine Beatrice . "George, I'm going to get ready for dinner ok? "Ok, Beatrice I'll be there in a few. "Now George," can you loan me some money? "Fine just leave me alone... heres $50,000 I'm sure that covers it." "Yes, yes that is fine thank you George.
George walked into the dinning room where his family was waiting for him. "Dad who was that," asked Violet. "Ohh just one of my business partners Violet," George replied. "Now then what are we having for dinner," Beatrice asked. "Spaghetti and meatballs, garlic bread, Greek salad, and ice cream," bellowed Lester as he and the other servants brought in the dinner.
The family ate their dinner and Lester was just about to bring in the dessert when, the front door swung open and George ran out to the front door. There was his cousin standing inside looking very angry. "What the hell do you think I can do with only $50,000 for a honeymoo... Uhhohhh yelled George's cousin. "Yes uhhohh is right, you got married and spent my money to take your wife on a honeymoon". "Here I thought you were in trouble and you go off and get married," yelled George! "Well you see Esme and I.....," the cousin trailed off. "What , you got married to Beatrices's sister Esme Squalor!" "How could you be that stupid. "You better go on your honey moon because I do not ever want to see you Count Olaf or Esme Squalor ever again after you pulled this charade off."
"Now I want you to get the hell out of here right now before Beatrice sees you." "Why asked Beatrice?" "Your sister and my cousin got married and here is the happily groom (may he rot in hell)." "Well please leave, never come back and I hope you lose all your money and get into debt." "Ok I just wanted to let you know that you are the worst people I have ever met and I hope you die soon," yelled Count Olaf. "Now Beatrice lets go back into the dinning room, have dessert all with a happy smile said George cheerfully."
Disclaimer- I do not own or claim to own the original Series of Unfortunate Event's. Please do not sue me I am writing to you on top of a moose using a cracker box as the monitor. Don't ask how just read my story.
Chapter 1
Beatrice and George Bauledaire were the parents of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. They all live happily in their mansion, by the beach in London.
"Kids why don't you go tell Lester what to make for dinner," said their father. "Yes dad," said Violet and Klaus. "Oga Dayatie," Sunny replied. "Beatrice my cousin called again asking for money," said George. "George not again you know he just uses it for useless, crappy things," said Beatrice. "Yeah..... but I can't see my cousin be unhappy while we are," George replied.
Just then the doorbell rang..ding-dong. "I'll get it Bob," yelled George. George opened the door and there was his cousin. "George, how nice to see you bellowed his cousin. "Not now, my children are here," George whispered.
"What's going on," whispered Beatrice as she quietly tip toed towards George. "Is there a problem," George? "No, no everything is fine Beatrice . "George, I'm going to get ready for dinner ok? "Ok, Beatrice I'll be there in a few. "Now George," can you loan me some money? "Fine just leave me alone... heres $50,000 I'm sure that covers it." "Yes, yes that is fine thank you George.
George walked into the dinning room where his family was waiting for him. "Dad who was that," asked Violet. "Ohh just one of my business partners Violet," George replied. "Now then what are we having for dinner," Beatrice asked. "Spaghetti and meatballs, garlic bread, Greek salad, and ice cream," bellowed Lester as he and the other servants brought in the dinner.
The family ate their dinner and Lester was just about to bring in the dessert when, the front door swung open and George ran out to the front door. There was his cousin standing inside looking very angry. "What the hell do you think I can do with only $50,000 for a honeymoo... Uhhohhh yelled George's cousin. "Yes uhhohh is right, you got married and spent my money to take your wife on a honeymoon". "Here I thought you were in trouble and you go off and get married," yelled George! "Well you see Esme and I.....," the cousin trailed off. "What , you got married to Beatrices's sister Esme Squalor!" "How could you be that stupid. "You better go on your honey moon because I do not ever want to see you Count Olaf or Esme Squalor ever again after you pulled this charade off."
"Now I want you to get the hell out of here right now before Beatrice sees you." "Why asked Beatrice?" "Your sister and my cousin got married and here is the happily groom (may he rot in hell)." "Well please leave, never come back and I hope you lose all your money and get into debt." "Ok I just wanted to let you know that you are the worst people I have ever met and I hope you die soon," yelled Count Olaf. "Now Beatrice lets go back into the dinning room, have dessert all with a happy smile said George cheerfully."