How it all Began...

Yami_inuyashs: hey peoples! this is my second zelda fic, yahoo! This is my first humorous zelda fic, since my other story, Ganon and a Promise not Forgotten, is a serious one. Please check that out too if you have the time and REVIEW. Also, this story is about my hero from Majora's Mask, Bunny Man, so I'm sorry if someone else thought this up before me, but it came straight from my imagination. Also, I think i've seen this in other fan- fictions, but yes, Link cannot talk. It has been that way with me cause I donno what bunny man would say without it bein all weird. Thanks ya'll! ^-^

It all started after Link defeated Majora's Mask at clocktown, he returned to Hyrule and

stuff, but decided it would be fun if he kept his masks as a souvenir, until it changed his

life, dun dun duuuuuuuh! forever! *gasp*

Link: ............?!

Yami_inuyasha: hey, its MY story, i'll tell ya what that mean when i'm good and ready.

So like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, Link thought it would be a

great idea to take his masks along to Hyrule, cause they got special powers and junk.

Link:...............?

Yami_inuyasha: yes, you can put the bunny hood on now.

Yes, well, one day he decided he would go pay a visit to the market, so he took out his

bunny hood and put it on like so. Across the field he sped, like a, well, a bunny! But not

hopping of course.

Link:.........

Yami_inuyasha: fine! hop if you what to! I don't care!

Link: ^-^ *hops and runs*

-_-` ooooookay....well, he got to the castle in no time and was very proud of the idea of

the bunny hood, knowing it would help him get to places much faster than walking and

avoiding the nighttime creature things.

Link: ............ -

Yami_inuyasha: you think I enjoyed fighting those things? And besides, don't get off

subject here......

Then, the tragic thing that happened next that changed his life

forever....................................................................h e tried to take it

off.......................................................but it wouldn't come off.......................

Link: O.O *pulls at it frantically and yelps in pain* .........!? ............!!? ........!!!

Yes, it was permanently attached to his head, poking out of his blond hair, never to be

removed again!!!!

Link: .........!!!!! T-T

Yami_inuyasha: aw come on Linkie! It's DESTINY! You could do great things with

those!

Link: ........?? ......... ..............?!

Yami_inuyasha: yep, you can run faster, jump higher......

Link: ...............

Yami_inuyasha: oh, but you may wanna stay clear of wolves.......

Link: O.O

Yami_inuyasha: don't worry bout it!

Just at that instant, Link got a great idea! his new powers, they could and should be used for.........the powers of GOOD!!!!

Link: .......!!! ^-^

Yami_inuyasha: Super Link? NO! you're name is Bunnyman.

Link: .........

Yami_inuyasha: never mind! you gotta hide your identity! no one can know that you are

THE Bunnyman!

Link: ^-^ *puts his hat over the bunny hood*

Yami_inuyasha: uh, I guess that would work...

So, now that Link was disguised, he could do normal stuff until help was needed!

He decided he would go to the shooting gallery and win a few rupees.

Link: *runs normally into town and is about to go inside the shooting gallery when.........

Random person: HELP!

Link: *turns around to see a random person on the ground and a dude with a bag around

his shoulder running away*

Yami_inuyasha: here's your chance Link! go into the alley, put on a hat with slits for

your bunny hood and go get that thief!

Link: ^-^ *does so and runs at the dude with the bag on his shoulder with BUNNY SPEED! ^-^ and swipes the bag away from him and returns it to the random person*

Random Person: Thank you!! what's your name?

Bunnyman:........!! *heroic look*

Random Person:.......? speak up boy!

Yami_inuyasha: um....he said bunnyman.

Random Person: oh, well here's a lollipop! ^-^

Bunnyman: ^O^ takes it and hops away happily*

Yami_inuyasha: PEOPLE OF well, the market. YOUR NEW SUPERHERO IS BUNNYMAN!!!

market people: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......AHHHHHHHHH.........

Yami_inuyasha: you're supposed to say yay....

market people: oh.......YAY!!!!

Yami_inuyasha: good. *poofs away and reappears next to Bunnyman*

Bunnyman: O.O .........!

Yami_inuyasha: cause i'm the authoress, so I can do anything I want! ^-^

Bunnyman: .............?

Yami_inuyasha: yep! i'm yer guide alright! ~_^

Bunnyman: *makes sure no one is looking and tucks the bunny hood underneath his hat*

Link: ..............., .....................?

Yami_inuyasha: the fun stuff will happen when you get more popular among the peeps.

Oh! and before I forget you should probably find Epona so you can still get to places

faster without revealing your identity.

Link: ^-^ *goes outside and pulls out ocarina* ^ , ^ , ^ .

*Epona comes to him and he gets on her and starts to ride off*

Yami_inuyasha: *waves her fingers around and a black horse appears and she gets on it

and follows Link*

Yami_inuyasha: so, where ya goin to now?

Link: .............

Yami_inuyasha: fine, take your afternoon nap. But i'm comin back to get ya if there's

more trouble and junk, K?

Link: ^-^ *rides to Kokiri forest*

Yami_inuyasha: hmmm......i wonder what I should do now?

What will this evening bring? danger? and will Link get another lollipop for being

a good boy? fine out next time on, BUNNYMAN! *ta da* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yami_inuyasha: yay! chapter done! sorry if it looks short, but it'll get MUCH better! (I hope...). Ok, well, I NEED reviews if you guys want me to continue, so PAH-LEEZE tell me what you thought! NO FLAMES ALLOWED!!! thank you. ~_^