The Adventures of Bunnyman
Hihi all you loyal readers (and maybe some new ones too), I've returned thanks to a new review I got that reminded me of how long it's been since I updated. Thanks Nayeli! ^-^ anyway, if this story starts to loose some of it's humor and spiff, you can always give me some ideas to make it better, I won't bite!
Disclaimer: Nope, I STILL don't own Zelda, but that could be arranged…*shifty eyes*
Last time, Link and the newly named Keeper of Keatons (no more yami_inuyasha!) were
tied to sticks and brought to the leader of the wolfos clan's den *gasp!*. Will they get
out? Or is our new hero doomed? Find out now! Now I say!
~~~
Keeper of Keatons: Wait! I got it! *she twitches her eyebrow and her ropes burst into
flames* alright!
Bunnyman: Now free meeee!
KK (Keeper of Keatons): wait, I gotta do something first. *thrusts two fingers in the direction of the large figure, and it stops moving* ok, that thing's only temporarily paralyzed! We can get rid of this pack until then if we work fast! *she then sets Bunnyman's ropes on fire*
Bunnyman: O_O AGGGHH! *rolls on the ground* MY TUNIC'S ON FIRE!
KK: ugh.
Bunnyman pulls out his sword while KK begins firing light blue beams from her finger, and they start to attempt to take down the pack again. They seem to be making progress, when suddenly the large figure breaks free from the spell and reveals itself as an enormous white wolfos.
Bunnyman: O.o w-woah…BIG wolfos…
KK: uhhhhh *stares at it* I dunno if we can beat that thing.
Bunnyman: waddya mean?! You have magic! You can defeat it!
KK: b-but you're the hero! YOUR supposed ta!
Bunnyman: T_T but I dun wanna…
KK: -_-```` do it or I won't buy chocolate for you anymore…you don't have any in your time, remember?
Bunnyman: O.O you wouldn't!
KK: oh, I WOULD!
Bunnyman: *sobs* fine…
KK: good boy.
So Bunnyman cautiously walks up to the big wolfos, which looks even scarier and meaner up close…
Bunnyman: uhhhh. Hi? ^.^;;
Big Wolfos: grrrrr
Bunnyman: umm, I was wondering…can you and your pack like…uh…leave the village alone? ^_^;;
Big Wolfos: *sits down and thumbs paw a few times* Okie Dokie.
Bunnyman: ^_^ Thanks!
The big wolfos and the pack suddenly disappear.
KK: ??? What happened?
Bunnyman: I told them to leave the village alone.
KK: and they LISTENED?
Bunnyman: yep.
KK: *ponders this a moment* well, I guess that's one way to do it. Ah well.
Suddenly the clock starts beeping again!
KK: another one! We go to the desert now!
Bunnyman: but that's where the Gerudos live…They don't let males in!
KK: then we'll disguise you.
Bunnyman:…I don't like the look your giving me…
They ride down to the desert by horse (courtesy of KK's magic stuff), and are at the gate.
Gerudo guard: what brings you two to the Gerudo's Fortress?
KK: uh, we wish to trade jewelry to Lady Nabooru for some Skittles…
Bunnyman: yeah! I mean… *clears throat and speaks in a squeaky voice* yes please.
The guard looks suspiciously at Bunnyman, who is wearing a long, green frilly dress with
Veil over his face, and his hat replaced with a bonnet.
Guard: what's the occasion?
KK: uhh, she like dresses. *elbows Bunnyman*
Bunnyman: oh, uh, yes, yes I do.
Guard: very well, proceed. *she hit's the butt of her spear on the ground and the gate opens*
Bunnyman: can we really get some skittles KK? *whack* ouchie!
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What danger is in the desert? Doesn't look threatening to me…uh, yet. Wahaha. Anyway, find out next time on the next chapter of, BUNNYMAN!
Keeper of Keatons: okay, this chapter stunk.
Link: *nods* I didn't even get any chocolate!
Keeper of Keatons:…you will, but not for a while hyper man.
Link: ^O^;;
Keeper of Keatons: anyways, please review! You can tell me how stupid this chapter was if you wanna. ^_~
Hihi all you loyal readers (and maybe some new ones too), I've returned thanks to a new review I got that reminded me of how long it's been since I updated. Thanks Nayeli! ^-^ anyway, if this story starts to loose some of it's humor and spiff, you can always give me some ideas to make it better, I won't bite!
Disclaimer: Nope, I STILL don't own Zelda, but that could be arranged…*shifty eyes*
Last time, Link and the newly named Keeper of Keatons (no more yami_inuyasha!) were
tied to sticks and brought to the leader of the wolfos clan's den *gasp!*. Will they get
out? Or is our new hero doomed? Find out now! Now I say!
~~~
Keeper of Keatons: Wait! I got it! *she twitches her eyebrow and her ropes burst into
flames* alright!
Bunnyman: Now free meeee!
KK (Keeper of Keatons): wait, I gotta do something first. *thrusts two fingers in the direction of the large figure, and it stops moving* ok, that thing's only temporarily paralyzed! We can get rid of this pack until then if we work fast! *she then sets Bunnyman's ropes on fire*
Bunnyman: O_O AGGGHH! *rolls on the ground* MY TUNIC'S ON FIRE!
KK: ugh.
Bunnyman pulls out his sword while KK begins firing light blue beams from her finger, and they start to attempt to take down the pack again. They seem to be making progress, when suddenly the large figure breaks free from the spell and reveals itself as an enormous white wolfos.
Bunnyman: O.o w-woah…BIG wolfos…
KK: uhhhhh *stares at it* I dunno if we can beat that thing.
Bunnyman: waddya mean?! You have magic! You can defeat it!
KK: b-but you're the hero! YOUR supposed ta!
Bunnyman: T_T but I dun wanna…
KK: -_-```` do it or I won't buy chocolate for you anymore…you don't have any in your time, remember?
Bunnyman: O.O you wouldn't!
KK: oh, I WOULD!
Bunnyman: *sobs* fine…
KK: good boy.
So Bunnyman cautiously walks up to the big wolfos, which looks even scarier and meaner up close…
Bunnyman: uhhhh. Hi? ^.^;;
Big Wolfos: grrrrr
Bunnyman: umm, I was wondering…can you and your pack like…uh…leave the village alone? ^_^;;
Big Wolfos: *sits down and thumbs paw a few times* Okie Dokie.
Bunnyman: ^_^ Thanks!
The big wolfos and the pack suddenly disappear.
KK: ??? What happened?
Bunnyman: I told them to leave the village alone.
KK: and they LISTENED?
Bunnyman: yep.
KK: *ponders this a moment* well, I guess that's one way to do it. Ah well.
Suddenly the clock starts beeping again!
KK: another one! We go to the desert now!
Bunnyman: but that's where the Gerudos live…They don't let males in!
KK: then we'll disguise you.
Bunnyman:…I don't like the look your giving me…
They ride down to the desert by horse (courtesy of KK's magic stuff), and are at the gate.
Gerudo guard: what brings you two to the Gerudo's Fortress?
KK: uh, we wish to trade jewelry to Lady Nabooru for some Skittles…
Bunnyman: yeah! I mean… *clears throat and speaks in a squeaky voice* yes please.
The guard looks suspiciously at Bunnyman, who is wearing a long, green frilly dress with
Veil over his face, and his hat replaced with a bonnet.
Guard: what's the occasion?
KK: uhh, she like dresses. *elbows Bunnyman*
Bunnyman: oh, uh, yes, yes I do.
Guard: very well, proceed. *she hit's the butt of her spear on the ground and the gate opens*
Bunnyman: can we really get some skittles KK? *whack* ouchie!
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What danger is in the desert? Doesn't look threatening to me…uh, yet. Wahaha. Anyway, find out next time on the next chapter of, BUNNYMAN!
Keeper of Keatons: okay, this chapter stunk.
Link: *nods* I didn't even get any chocolate!
Keeper of Keatons:…you will, but not for a while hyper man.
Link: ^O^;;
Keeper of Keatons: anyways, please review! You can tell me how stupid this chapter was if you wanna. ^_~