Nowhere to Hide (for a lack of a better title)
By Insanity & WingZeroCus {Whitetiger}

We don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing.

{"But we are saving up to buy"}

("Yah, I alrady have $50")

{"Jamaican or US dollars?"}

("Jamaican.")

{"So your basically saying that you have a dollar."}

("No I have $50")

WingZeroCus come over & hits Insanity in the head, with his hand.

{"Think duffus, do you really think they are really going to take Jamaican dollars from you."}

("Oh, Yeah")

Please note that regular brackets (-) indicate the commentating done by "Insanity" and commentating done by WingZeroCus are indicated by {-}. Thanks

LAST TIME IN No Where to Hide (for a lack of a better title)
Heero had picked up Serena's little slip, but wasn't too surprised as he had already sensed that she might not be Relena. Not fully convinced Heero was still going to beat the bloody heck out of Mark. {Yep! He really is, but not yet.}

CHAPTER 3- Sere… eh... "Relena's" more or less Escape

Serena looked in her brother's direction, only to see him setting up to move in her direction with a look of disapproval on his face. Luckily Noin held him back. She said to him, "Millyardo Randall! I you dear intrude on them I swear, no more special treatment after 10pm." He surrenders hesitantly to her with knowledge that if she got angry he'd be sleeping on the couch.

 Serena then looked at Heero's face which showed no emotion (no surprise there), but his eyes were the only thing that give his deadly rage away and she knew any time Heero was angry the best thing to do was to run. But running was not an option here so she did the next best thing.

"Duo! Dance! Now!" Serena commanded as she dragged Duo onto the dance floor.

 "Sure Relena." Duo said quickly staggering behind. Then he yelled, "See yah later Heero!" as he disappears in the crowded dance floor with Serena leaving a stunned Mark and an incredibly pissed Heero.

Upon the dance floor Duo said, "Well now it looks like my new cologne's working tonight." Duo now bowing and smirking said, "Shall we dance Relena?"

With her hands clasped and looking around nervously for Millyardo, Serena paid no attention to what Duo had said, also apparently forgetting how tight the dress was.

"Huh?… Hello. Relena. I'm talking to you. Earth to Relena? Said Duo.

"Boy, she reminds me of Heero" he said to himself.

"Huh? What is it Duo?" Serena asked coming back to her senses. "Is something wrong?"

"Not really. Just that you apparently didn't hear me." Duo replied.

"Huh?" Duo said now puzzled. "Hello? Relena didn't you hear me?"

Serena was back at looking out for her brother.

"I can't believe it! She did it to me again!" exclaimed Duo.

"Ahhh… Forget it." Duo said turning around and walking to the food tables with his shoulders hunched and hand in the air.

Though Serena didn't pay any attention to Duo, strangely enough, she managed to swipe Duo's car keys from him. This was done during the time she lugged him through the crowd. {We didn't say she wasn't skillful}

Serena slips away from the crowded ballroom and heads down the elevator to the parking garage. The elevator music was quite pleasant, this helping her to relax. Now at garage L02 it had no one else in sight. It wasn't too hard to find Duo's car as it was the only car that was small, black and had a bumper sticker with the words "If you can read this, your in my ass."( J )

As she approached the vehicle, a tall, thin image appeared from the shadows. She hesitates and demanded nervously, "Who… who is that?"

 "I'm not as defenseless as you think!" she said reassuring herself.

"I already now that Serena" said Heero revealing himself.

"How did… I mean… You must be mistaken Heero. I'm Relena." Serena said trying hard to convince him.

"Don't waist your time trying to convince me. I've already figured out you and your sister's little scheme." He said. "Here. You forgot this." said Heero throwing the item to Serena.

"My purse! I forgot it on the table." she said embarrassed.

"Exactly. Neither Relena nor Mina ever forgets their purse. Only one of the Randall sisters would. You Serena." Accuses Heero.

With no other excuse at her disposal, Serena consents to Heero accusation. "Alright. Alright. So I'm not Relena. I'm only doing this to cover for her, ok!" Serena says arrogantly while twirling her index finders around each other.

"Besides, Non of us likes Mark anyways. It's only because our step-father told Relena to go out with him and… I lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors." Serena said, pauses and continues. "So now I have to wear this stupid dress and act as Relena. Uhhh…this dress is so darn tight and it's not even my colour." Whined Serena.

"Please promise me you won't tell anyone about this." Serena pleaded

Heero walks pass her and stopped about five feet away with his back towards her, turned his head, and said, "I don't like Mark either. And that dress looks good on you." Heero walks off leaving Serena stunned, puzzled and yet intrigued at his comment.

Again only a single thought appeared in Serena's mind, 'Wow!'

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