Hello Spanish teacher!!!! XD

I went to Spain. I liked Spain. I began my trip at the airport. I gave my baggage to customs, and the security didn't look of a bomb. They're stupid. I ate it. BUAhahAH! I not crazy! No, no!!! HE hehe hee.. I'm sorry, it's false...
I boarded the flight in the morning and took a window seat. I saw clouds, lots and lots of clouds. -And I saw a gremlin eating the plane. Much time later we arrived in Spain. I camped in the mountains, but a bear ate my pants and my sisters. Later, I went down river by canoe, and the tuna swam to the moon and ate with the bear. In the café in Madrid I ordered fried plantains but a bird took it. Yes, I desire to come to Spain another year. ^.^

-Kagome Higarashi

Grandpa once again forged her signature. He looked over the note. With all its hearted eyes and happy faces, no one would be able to tell. Good, because last week he had had to fall back on one of his more "normal" stories. He wondered how many livers Kagome would have removed before they caught on...

"Grandpa? Are you sure she has English?"

"Oh, shut up..."

A/N: Tell me, does she have English?

Hastly Written disclamer: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! NO DON'T LET The Lawyers Get ME!!!!!! I DidN'T Mean TO FORgEt! I Don't Own Any ThiNG!!!!!! IT WS An AssigNMEnt IN ClasS!! AHHHHHHhhhhhhhahahah-----