Ok so far there hasn't been much insanity and humor in this fic. Two reasons: one- it's only the beginning, and 2- I've been a bit depressed lately I'm not exactly sure why, but anyways I should be back to norm. in a few days! ^^ So for now I'll just try my best. Oh and thankies to all the peeps who reviewed! *Death-grip hug!!!!* I don't think I need any other people for this fic but if I do I'll be sure to tell you! ^_~ Oh and uncouth means uncivilized I think O.o Ok on with the story! Also I noticed in the first chappie the title said Boys and Girls, that is because i was gonna call this fic that but i changed my mind and i'm to lazy to change it so yeah^^ Oh and b.t.w. I don't own beyblade, its characters, or shock collars (too bad though)
Year of the Boomerang
by: Juri
"Hey! Where did Alex go?" Tasha looked around as she continued to kick the crap out of Robert. She got up and stomped on him a couple of times. "She was sitting on the couch over there wasn't she?
"Oh I asked her to do a couple of things for me," Jade said from her spot in between Kai and Tala. Enrique was pissed because he wasn't sitting next to his new current obsession.
"Damn you two," he muttered. He gave them death-glares.
"I didn't ask her to flirt with me!" Tala said as he laughed nervously.
"Oh you wanna sit here Enrique? Here take my spot, PLEASE! I'll even pay you to sit here!" Kai jumped up and was about to run to safety, but he failed miserably as he fell to the ground. He felt tiny electric jolts surge through his body. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! He looked over to Jade and looked at the device in her hands.
"You're not very aware of what's going on are you sweetie? Didn't you feel me put the collar on you?"
"Wh-what collar?"
"The shock collar on your neck, silly!" ^^ She laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world.
"WHAT?!" Kai pulled at the collar again, but went into another fit of jerking movements. "STOP IT! PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!"
"Who do you absolutely love and adore?" Jade asked in a singsong voice.
"My Beyblade?"
"Nope" *shock*
"AHHH! You! I love you! Marry me, just please stop pushing that damn button!!"
"Ok Kai baby, you say the sweetest things!" She picked him up of the floor and gave him a death-grip hug. "Of course I'll marry you! We could honeymoon in Honolulu, oooh and I know just what kind of ring I want. Attention everyone! We're getting married! Oh some one quick, take a picture."
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!." Kai broke into sobs when he realized what he had actually said. "Look! Jade, uh.. Honey, I don't think it's gonna work out between us. You know I have a very busy schedule, beyblading, sleeping, breathing, finding a shotgun, but here-" He wretched himself out of her grip and practically threw her in Tala's lap. "You can marry Tala!" He sprinted towards a hallway and disappeared from sight.
"But Kai! Baby come back…. ATTENTION!" Jade wrapped her arms around Tala's neck and rest her head on his chest. "We're getting married!!!!"
"We are?" O.o Tala looked down at Jade surprised since he had just met her.
"That's right sexy." She hugged him tighter.
"You smell good."
"DAMN YOU TALA!!" Enrique burst out. "WHY?"
"Maybe you're just not her type." Johnny sneered.
"I doubt a girl like her has a specific type of guy she prefers." Oliver said.
"Yo Jade! I finished those "orders" you gave me." Alex walked into the room, scaring the shit out of almost everyone.
"Thank you Alex. Was it fairly easy?"
"Yeah. The old broad didn't even know what hit her."
"Um. Jade, what is she talking about?" Michael asked his cousin.
"Judy."
"WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HER TO DO?"
"To simply *ahem* relieve her of her knowledge."
"You told her to kill Judy?" Steve asked excitedly.
"No of course not! Don't be silly!" Jade laughed.
"I just put locked her one of the hallway closets." Alex said triumphantly.
"You locked her in a closet!? What is Max gonna say when he finds out?" Michael asked panic-stricken.
"Max, Max? Was he a blond kid about ye high? Making out with a red-headed chic with glasses?"
"Yes that was him- HE WAS MAKING OUT WITH EMILY?!"
"Yeah! They're in the closet too." Alex smiled and sat back down on the couch. Everyone stared at her in shock, and she simply smiled back.
"So you didn't kill her?" Steve asked.
"Nope, can't say that I did."
"Damn!"
~* Back at buffet table*~
"Who's the best?"
"…."
"Say it!"
"You are!" Robert yelled out in pain as Tasha delivered yet another blow to his face.
"Damn right I am!" Tasha got up and walked back to the food. She looked around like more was going to appear from nowhere. "Hey we're running out of food! Yo Steve get up off your fat ass and get some food, we starving over here!"
"Yes Ma'am! Right away Ma'am!" Steve jumped up, took a look at Robert, and sprinted towards the kitchen.
"Oh and Gary, your motha' called she said something' bout yo' house bein' on fire or something' like that."
"Huh!? I got to get home and help mommy!" He ran through the door and went into the snow, bare-footed and without a coat. "Don't worry mommy! Gary's coming."
"Well, that was rather odd." O.o Kevin said as he watched Gary from the window.
Ok. hope you like! please send reveiws. they are are greatly appreciated ^^
Year of the Boomerang
by: Juri
"Hey! Where did Alex go?" Tasha looked around as she continued to kick the crap out of Robert. She got up and stomped on him a couple of times. "She was sitting on the couch over there wasn't she?
"Oh I asked her to do a couple of things for me," Jade said from her spot in between Kai and Tala. Enrique was pissed because he wasn't sitting next to his new current obsession.
"Damn you two," he muttered. He gave them death-glares.
"I didn't ask her to flirt with me!" Tala said as he laughed nervously.
"Oh you wanna sit here Enrique? Here take my spot, PLEASE! I'll even pay you to sit here!" Kai jumped up and was about to run to safety, but he failed miserably as he fell to the ground. He felt tiny electric jolts surge through his body. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! He looked over to Jade and looked at the device in her hands.
"You're not very aware of what's going on are you sweetie? Didn't you feel me put the collar on you?"
"Wh-what collar?"
"The shock collar on your neck, silly!" ^^ She laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world.
"WHAT?!" Kai pulled at the collar again, but went into another fit of jerking movements. "STOP IT! PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!"
"Who do you absolutely love and adore?" Jade asked in a singsong voice.
"My Beyblade?"
"Nope" *shock*
"AHHH! You! I love you! Marry me, just please stop pushing that damn button!!"
"Ok Kai baby, you say the sweetest things!" She picked him up of the floor and gave him a death-grip hug. "Of course I'll marry you! We could honeymoon in Honolulu, oooh and I know just what kind of ring I want. Attention everyone! We're getting married! Oh some one quick, take a picture."
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!." Kai broke into sobs when he realized what he had actually said. "Look! Jade, uh.. Honey, I don't think it's gonna work out between us. You know I have a very busy schedule, beyblading, sleeping, breathing, finding a shotgun, but here-" He wretched himself out of her grip and practically threw her in Tala's lap. "You can marry Tala!" He sprinted towards a hallway and disappeared from sight.
"But Kai! Baby come back…. ATTENTION!" Jade wrapped her arms around Tala's neck and rest her head on his chest. "We're getting married!!!!"
"We are?" O.o Tala looked down at Jade surprised since he had just met her.
"That's right sexy." She hugged him tighter.
"You smell good."
"DAMN YOU TALA!!" Enrique burst out. "WHY?"
"Maybe you're just not her type." Johnny sneered.
"I doubt a girl like her has a specific type of guy she prefers." Oliver said.
"Yo Jade! I finished those "orders" you gave me." Alex walked into the room, scaring the shit out of almost everyone.
"Thank you Alex. Was it fairly easy?"
"Yeah. The old broad didn't even know what hit her."
"Um. Jade, what is she talking about?" Michael asked his cousin.
"Judy."
"WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HER TO DO?"
"To simply *ahem* relieve her of her knowledge."
"You told her to kill Judy?" Steve asked excitedly.
"No of course not! Don't be silly!" Jade laughed.
"I just put locked her one of the hallway closets." Alex said triumphantly.
"You locked her in a closet!? What is Max gonna say when he finds out?" Michael asked panic-stricken.
"Max, Max? Was he a blond kid about ye high? Making out with a red-headed chic with glasses?"
"Yes that was him- HE WAS MAKING OUT WITH EMILY?!"
"Yeah! They're in the closet too." Alex smiled and sat back down on the couch. Everyone stared at her in shock, and she simply smiled back.
"So you didn't kill her?" Steve asked.
"Nope, can't say that I did."
"Damn!"
~* Back at buffet table*~
"Who's the best?"
"…."
"Say it!"
"You are!" Robert yelled out in pain as Tasha delivered yet another blow to his face.
"Damn right I am!" Tasha got up and walked back to the food. She looked around like more was going to appear from nowhere. "Hey we're running out of food! Yo Steve get up off your fat ass and get some food, we starving over here!"
"Yes Ma'am! Right away Ma'am!" Steve jumped up, took a look at Robert, and sprinted towards the kitchen.
"Oh and Gary, your motha' called she said something' bout yo' house bein' on fire or something' like that."
"Huh!? I got to get home and help mommy!" He ran through the door and went into the snow, bare-footed and without a coat. "Don't worry mommy! Gary's coming."
"Well, that was rather odd." O.o Kevin said as he watched Gary from the window.
Ok. hope you like! please send reveiws. they are are greatly appreciated ^^