Yeah I know it took forever to update, but I've been really busy w/ school (grr) and crap like that, then my comp went all weird on me. oh and I have another story, and it's funnier than this one.

DISCLAIMER: MOO! I DON'T OWN BEYBLADE OR ANY OF THE LYRICS THAT ARE IN THIS FIC, BUT I DO OWN A COW AND A CUP. SO THERE!

"Ok Alex, it's your turn."

"Do I have to sing by myself?"

"Uh, I guess not," Jade answered.

"Oh, ok! She walked to Bryan's current place of being, and dragged him to the stage. She grabbed a two mics and gave on to Bryan.

"What makes you think I'm gonna sing with you?"

"Because I said so, or else."

"Or else what?" Alex pulled something out of her pocket and quickly attached it to his neck.

"Jade isn't the only one who owns a shock collar you know."

~Baby Boy: Alex and Bryan sing~

Alex: Baby boy you stay on my mind

Fulfill my fantasies

I think about you all the time

I see you in my dreams

Baby boy not a day goes by

Without my fantasies

I think about you all the time

I see you in my dreams

Aah oh my baby's fly baby oh

Yes no hurt me so good baby oh

I'm so wrapped up in your love let me go

Let me breathe stay out of my fantasies

Bryan: Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya live

And tell me all about da tings that you will fantasize

I know you dig da way me step da way me make my stride

Follow your feelings baby girl because they cannot be denied

Come check me in-a night and make we get it amplified

Me have da ting to run da ship cause I'm go slip and I'm go slide

And in the words of love I got ta get it certified

But I give you da toughest longest kinda ride - girl

Alex: Baby boy stay on my mind

Fulfill my fantasies

I think about you all the time

I see you in my dreams

Baby boy not a day goes by

Without my fantasies

I think about you all the time

I see you in my dreams

Picture us dancing real close

In a dark dark corner of a basement party

Every time I close my eyes

It's like everyone left but you and me

In out own little world

The music is the sun

The dance floor becomes the sea

Feels like true paradise to me

Baby boy you stay on my mind

Fulfill my fantasies

I think about you all the time

I see you in my dreams

Baby boy not a day goes by

Without my fantasies

I think about you all the time

I see you in my dreams

Baby boy you stay on my

Baby boy You are so damn fine

Baby boy won't you be

Bryan: Top top - girl

Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl

Driving around da town in your drop top - girl

You no stop shock - girl

Little more da Dutty, we'll rock dat world

Alex put the mic in the stand and looked at everyone's faces. "Why are you all looking at me like that?" After a couple minutes of no answers she just shrugged and casually asked, "So who's next?" Everyone went out of shock at the question. They were all starting to have fun, especially watching Kai and Bryan sing. Lee had even taken a picture of them without their knowing.

"I want to go next! Me, Me, ME! Pick me!" A very impatient Enrique was waving his hand wildly. He just wanted to get it over and done with. "Come on Oliver, your coming with me!"

He rushed up the mic and grabbed it like a rabid wolf protecting its food. He gave the extra mic to his timid companion.

~Girlfriend: Enrique and Oliver sing~

(Enrique talking)

I got everything I want in my life except a girlfriend

Oliver: Just copped a Bently and its parked in my garage

A 2 o' clock appointment for my massage

and everywhere we go they know just who we are

there they go it's them ghetto superstars

the latest throwback and them ones on my feet

get out the benz and then I'm off up in the jeep

take your friend with chicks that look like Licia Keys

All of that I'm still Missing one thing

Both: Ah girlfriend girlfriend(everything I wanted)

I need a girlfriend girlfriend (and everything that I)

Ah girlfriend girlfriend

(would you be my)

Would you by my girlfriend girlfriend

Enrique: We hit the mall I buy up all the Nike suits

I being pebbled while I'm chillin by the pool

from the show to the limo to the club

hands in the air showin nothin but some love

got plenty clothes plenty ice plenty cash

I'm pretty slow pretty abs plenty (shhh)

I got every single thing that I need except for main squeeze

Both: I need a girlfriend girlfriend

(girlfriend)

I need a girlfriend girlfriend

(I need I need I need I need)

Ah girlfriend girlfriend

(would you be my)

would you be my girlfriend girlfriend

Oliver: Check 1,2 Alright Alright we got b2k up in this piece

(tell me whose gonna be my girlfriend)

and we need all the ladies out there lookin for a nice fella to get up out ya seats(and who I bet needs a real man)c'mon put ya hands up ya'll put yo hands up

(and whose gonna ride or die with me)

whose gonna be that ride or die chick for me tonight

yeah yeah I need a girlfriend for me

Enrique: I need a number one

I need a thick with big hips that's just my motivation

no more game preparation this is pimperation

she must be ready and steady for a romance session

I'm talkin willin to learn an Enrique lesson

Now she plannin it again and now were arguing

talkin girls talk mess and tellin all her friends

but I seen this new chick tonight AND I'm make her my girlfriend my

girlfriend

"Rei will you sing me a song? Please?" Mariah begged as she shoved Enrique and Oliver off the stage. "Yes, yes nice song c'mon keep it moving."

"NO! TALA'S NEXT!" Jade pulled the demolition boy up to the stage.

"Ha-ha! Tala's gonna sing!" Tyson said with his mouth full of food.

"Lets make this more interesting then," Tala said teasingly.

"What do you mean," Tyson asked suspiciously.

"If you can go on with out eating for the next song, I'll sing a song of your choosing. If you do eat, you have to sing a song of my choosing with me. Deal?"

"DEAL! YOU'RE ON TALA!"

"Ok then, Rei can sing a song for me," Mariah squealed happily.

"Uh ok? I guess this it dedicated to Mariah's mom- I mean Mariah!"

~Stacy's Mom: Rei's Version~

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

Mariah can I come over

After school (after school)

We can hang around

by the pool (hang by the pool)

Did your mom get back

from her business trip (business trip)

Is she there?

Or is she tryin to give me the slip (give me the slip)

You know I'm not the little boy

that I used to be

I'm all grown up

Now baby can't you see!?

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

Mariah can't ya see? you're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but,

I'm in love with Mariah's mom

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

Mariah do you remember

when I mowed your lawn (mowed your lawn)

Your mom came out

With just a towel on (towel on)

I could tell she liked me

From the way she stared (way she stared)

And the way she said

"ya missed a spot over there" (spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

But since your dad walked out

your mom could use a guy like me

Mariah's mom, has got it goin on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Mariah can't ya see?

You're just not the girl for me

I know it may be wrong but,

I'm in love with Mariah's mom

Mariah's mom has got it goin on (she's got it goin on)

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Mariah can't ya see, You're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with-

Mariah's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh

I'm in love with-

Mariah's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh

Wait a minute

Mariah can't ya see?

You're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but

I'm in love with Mariah's mom

"Rei, You jerk! I'm going home!" Mariah ran to the door and opened it. "Goodbye!" She ran out and slammed the door shut. "Gary wait for me!"

"Hey Mariah! Tell your mom I said hi!" Rei yelled as he got off the stage.

"So Tyson have you eaten anything?" Alex looked at the blade breaker.

"Huh?" Tyson looked up, donut hanging out of the left side of his mouth.

"I guess that's a no," Tala sneered.

"NOO!! Chief help me!"

"Oh uh Kenny was eaten by a..um… BEAR! Yeah that's it a bear!" Jade sighed in relief knowing Tyson was never smart enough to find out what really happened…

~Flashback~

"Don't put me in there! I don't wanna stay in that unsanitary mmph! MMMMPH! T YPHSMM! Jade laughed as she threw the computer nerd in the oven and placed the fridge in front of it.

"That oughta do it."

~End flashback~

"So Tyson what song shall I have you sing in front of all these people? Hmm, I know!" Tala grabbed the two mics and shoved one in Tyson's face.

Tyson: -.- Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (uh)

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing

Tala: it's Tala ya'll

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Tala: From Moscow

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing

Tala:Japan via satelite, come on ya'll

I had her singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (America)

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (Getcha hands up)

Tala: She had me singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing (Woooo)

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (Woooo)

Tala: To who made need to kno

thats her on da flo

sliding down the pole

horny but fo chor

Drinks were in the cup

she showd me some loveso we left the club

Now were up in the Hummer V

shes so hot she's kissing on me

this is the girl of my fantasy

after the remix we were doing are thing

I got her singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing

Tala: She had me singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (x2)

Tala: Now I dont kno about chu

but I would like to get wit 2(ah)

dice hunnies while im chillen baracud(ah)

red bikinis and some up heal shoes (ah)

who could think of any dam thing cool(ah)

we at the crib so it aint no rules(ah)

Im butt naked, sweat socks, and house shoes(ah)

100 bottles of cris in the cool(ah)

Im frozen thanks the Jacob the jewl(ah)

one dal without me and shes shaking like a fien(ah)

ya'll tell me what's r&b without the the R(ah)

I got her singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing

Tala: She had me singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (x2)

Tala: I met a girl in the shopping mall

she had hazel eyes said shes form Africa

she broke it down right in front of me

rollin on her knees I said im scared of ya

tattoo on her back lovin the way she work it

body movin like she's dancin in the circus

back forth up down when jerk it

put the thoia thoia thoing on now watch her murder it

I got her singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing

Tala: She had me singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (x2)

Tala: We make a lot of noise

wake up through the world

all of the ladies in the house

we'll show ya boys and girls

last call for alcohol

we're closin down the bar

tell me where's the after party at

we rollin with the R

I got her singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing

Tala: She had me singing

Tyson: Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing thoing

Thoia thoia thoia thoia thoing (x2)

Ok so that was kind of crappy but oh well I actually updated! I still need some ideas for songs and all so please review, I'll pay you!