Title: The End of the Pool Cheater, Macbeth
Author: Crystal-Saffron
Disclaimer: I do not own Macbeth or anyone you may recognize from it...But I do own the actual storyline so pleeeeeeease don't steal it...but feel free to use it if you ask. I don't know what for but if you get an idea.
A/N: I wrote this during English class when we were watching Macbeth, had finished the book, and had to do a project. My friends and I just taped this the other night..we improvised some parts and it was quite..interesting to say the least. LOL. I hope you all enjoy and aren't scarred for life. I warned you so I am free from all therapy bills.
Summary: A parody of the last few battle scenes of Macbeth.
Cast- (in order of speaking appearance)
Macduff- Karli
Young Siward- Nicole
Macbeth- Kristen
Malcolm- Nicole
And enjoy!~CrystalSaffron
Scene 1- Macbeth, Macduff, and Young Siward are standing by the pool table, playing pool. We see that it Macduff's turn.
Macduff: ::hits the ball in the pocket:: SCORE! Another one in!
Young Siward: Go Macduff, go Macduff! Go, Go, Macduff! ::does little dance::
Macbeth: ::shoots and scratches but puts the white ball back on the table hoping no one noticed:: Oh yeah? Who's the man now?! Boo-ya!
Young Siward: Nu UH! You scratched!
Macbeth: Did not!
Young Siward: Did too!
Macduff: ::Getting in between Young Siward and Macbeth:: Hey! Hey! Let's settle this civilly!
Macbeth: ::nods:: You're right. ::gently pushes Macduff out of the way and stabs young siward with the pool cue::
Young Siward: That wasn't very nice. ::dies::
Macduff: ::drawn out silence::....::then angrily:: THAT WASN'T CIVIL!
Macbeth:..yes it was.
Macduff: NO IT-..never mind. It was bad so I have to kill you now.
Macbeth: Why?
Macduff: Because.
Macbeth: Why?
Maduff: Because you were bad.
Macbeth: Why?
Macduff: BECAUSE! GAHHHHH! ::attacks Macbeth with pool cue::
::They fight for a long while because Macbeth is running and hiding behind large objects with Macduff knocking out anything that gets in his way::
Macbeth: Look! A distraction! ::runs back to the pool table:: MUAHAHAHAAAA! You can't kill me!
Macduff: Yes I can.
Macbeth: Why?
Macduff: Because I wasn't "born" of woman. ::He hand quotes the word born:: From my mother's womb I was untimely ripped.
Macbeth:.::blank stare::.What does that have to do with anything?
Macduff: ::shrugs:: I don't know.It just sounded cool.
Macbeth: Oh. ::They resume fighting; Macduff kills Macbeth::
Macduff: You so scratched.
Scene 2: Macduff approaches Malcolm who is standing there.looking pretty.
Malcolm: Wicked nice job man!
Macduff: Why thank you! ..This cheater will never see the felt of the pool table to cheat anymore!
Malcolm: He cheated?
Macduff: He scratched.
Malcolm: Oh.
Macbeth's head: ::mutters:: Did not.
::Malcolm & Macduff stare at the head for a second before screaming and running away with Macduff dropping the head of Macbeth onto the pool table::
Macbeth's head: Oh yeah. I am the head of this pool table!.......::all is silent::..Can I get a little help here?
End.
Wee..I guess that's what happens when you write this watching Macbeth in English and just came from acting where you just lipsynced Discovery Channel. I'm sorry..LOL! R&R if you feel generous!~CrystalSaffron
Author: Crystal-Saffron
Disclaimer: I do not own Macbeth or anyone you may recognize from it...But I do own the actual storyline so pleeeeeeease don't steal it...but feel free to use it if you ask. I don't know what for but if you get an idea.
A/N: I wrote this during English class when we were watching Macbeth, had finished the book, and had to do a project. My friends and I just taped this the other night..we improvised some parts and it was quite..interesting to say the least. LOL. I hope you all enjoy and aren't scarred for life. I warned you so I am free from all therapy bills.
Summary: A parody of the last few battle scenes of Macbeth.
Cast- (in order of speaking appearance)
Macduff- Karli
Young Siward- Nicole
Macbeth- Kristen
Malcolm- Nicole
And enjoy!~CrystalSaffron
Scene 1- Macbeth, Macduff, and Young Siward are standing by the pool table, playing pool. We see that it Macduff's turn.
Macduff: ::hits the ball in the pocket:: SCORE! Another one in!
Young Siward: Go Macduff, go Macduff! Go, Go, Macduff! ::does little dance::
Macbeth: ::shoots and scratches but puts the white ball back on the table hoping no one noticed:: Oh yeah? Who's the man now?! Boo-ya!
Young Siward: Nu UH! You scratched!
Macbeth: Did not!
Young Siward: Did too!
Macduff: ::Getting in between Young Siward and Macbeth:: Hey! Hey! Let's settle this civilly!
Macbeth: ::nods:: You're right. ::gently pushes Macduff out of the way and stabs young siward with the pool cue::
Young Siward: That wasn't very nice. ::dies::
Macduff: ::drawn out silence::....::then angrily:: THAT WASN'T CIVIL!
Macbeth:..yes it was.
Macduff: NO IT-..never mind. It was bad so I have to kill you now.
Macbeth: Why?
Macduff: Because.
Macbeth: Why?
Maduff: Because you were bad.
Macbeth: Why?
Macduff: BECAUSE! GAHHHHH! ::attacks Macbeth with pool cue::
::They fight for a long while because Macbeth is running and hiding behind large objects with Macduff knocking out anything that gets in his way::
Macbeth: Look! A distraction! ::runs back to the pool table:: MUAHAHAHAAAA! You can't kill me!
Macduff: Yes I can.
Macbeth: Why?
Macduff: Because I wasn't "born" of woman. ::He hand quotes the word born:: From my mother's womb I was untimely ripped.
Macbeth:.::blank stare::.What does that have to do with anything?
Macduff: ::shrugs:: I don't know.It just sounded cool.
Macbeth: Oh. ::They resume fighting; Macduff kills Macbeth::
Macduff: You so scratched.
Scene 2: Macduff approaches Malcolm who is standing there.looking pretty.
Malcolm: Wicked nice job man!
Macduff: Why thank you! ..This cheater will never see the felt of the pool table to cheat anymore!
Malcolm: He cheated?
Macduff: He scratched.
Malcolm: Oh.
Macbeth's head: ::mutters:: Did not.
::Malcolm & Macduff stare at the head for a second before screaming and running away with Macduff dropping the head of Macbeth onto the pool table::
Macbeth's head: Oh yeah. I am the head of this pool table!.......::all is silent::..Can I get a little help here?
End.
Wee..I guess that's what happens when you write this watching Macbeth in English and just came from acting where you just lipsynced Discovery Channel. I'm sorry..LOL! R&R if you feel generous!~CrystalSaffron