Disclaimer: I don't own Kagome or Kikyou but I will own Inuyasha!
Mwahahahahahaha! Someday...*sigh*

Inuyasha sits under the sacred tree listening to Kagome's magical music
player swaying wildly while listening to Elton John. He is eating ramen
when the flashing disc has nothing more to play. He takes off the
earphones, inhales the last of his ramen, and leans back to fall asleep.

Inuyasha is suddenly in a nice satin bed covered by lavish red sheets from
head to toe. He feels hot so he folds back the sheets to realize he is
wearing nothing underneath. He hears footsteps in the distance and in a
sudden rush pulls the covers tight around his body. (Mainly his bum! ^^ ')

Kikyou walks in, in what is a very flattering piece of lingerie! She walks
over to then sits on the bed closing in slowly on Inuyasha's lips. He
pulls away trying not to lose his covering along the way. Kikyou pulls
away flabbergasted that Inuyasha denies her affection. Inuyasha scrambles
from the bed clinging to the sheets for dear life when another person
enters the room.

Kikyou looks with disgust at her almost duplicate. However this girl is
particularly prettier, smarter, nicer, and by far more irresistible.
(HAHA! Take that Kikyou! 8 p FYI- I dislike the fact Inuyasha likes the
new freak replacing a respectable women who once lived .. Damn that bitch
of a shell that replaced her. Oh ya, BAD STUPID INUYASHA! That is for him
liking a freak over poor Kagome. Sorry, I'm done.) Kagome walked
delicately over to the shivering Inuyasha. He seemed cold from the air-
conditioning vent below him blowing increasing cold air up his protecting
sheet. (Hehehe) Kagome lightly took hold of his arm leading him over to the
bed, which the jealous steaming Kikyou had abandoned. She let him better
rap himself up before even moving to show he could trust her.

Inuyasha felt more at ease because Kagome didn't make a sudden move in on
him. He relaxed to hear Kagome say, " Inuyasha, may I bear your child?"
totally catching him off guard! He hesitated before backing away saying,
"I um. wahh. but um..," trailing off into incoherent mumbling. Inuyasha's
ears twitched suddenly hearing hurried footsteps in the distance.

Miroku burst in panting. He caught his breath then asked Inuyasha, "
Please choose me to be your lover over these two women. You can ask many
people! I'm great at making love!"

Inuyasha woke under the tree screaming and trembling at what he dreamt.