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Relina,
Elanna, Heather, Kate, Meta, Stanley, and Zero all looked at each other.
"We could . . . have . . . a talent
show!" Meta said, half joking. No one else picked up on her sarcasm,
though.
"Are you kidding?" "What?"
"How the hell would we do that?" came the chorus of replies.
"Jeez. I was kidding." Meta sighed.
"I have an idea . . ." Kate stated.
"Maybe we shouldn't though . . ." she trailed off.
The rest of the group looked at her quizzically.
Kate shifted uncomfortably for a few seconds before she spoke.
"Okay. I'll tell Heather, and if she
thinks its a good idea, then I'll tell you, but if she doesn't then I
won't."
"Um . . . okay . . .?" Heather
said. The rest of the group was a little confused. Kate leaned over to
Heather, cupped her hands around Heather's ear, and whispered very
quietly. The rest of the group strained to hear what she was
saying. A few seconds later, Heather jumped away from Kate and exclaimed
"OH MY GOD! KATE! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! Why did you not want to
tell us?!"
"I don't know. It seemed kinda
stupid," Kate said embarrassedly.
"Okay, everyone." Heather
said. "We are gonna play – " She did a little 'drum roll' on her
thighs, "– Truth or Dare."
Chaos broke out. All the girls squealed at
the prospect of playing Truth or Dare with Stanley and Zero. The boys
however looked at each other, a little apprehensive, as neither of them had
ever really talked to a girl, much less play the famed teenage game of Truth or
Dare.
"Okay, everyone . . . CALM DOWN!" Relina
yelled over the havoc. The rest of the girls quieted. "Who's gonna go
first?"
At this, the boys seemed to shrink even more into
their seats. Elanna said "I WILL, I WILL!!!" at the top of her
lungs, so she was elected to begin.
"So, Zero, " she began calmly.
"Truth or Dare?"
Zero's eyes widened.
Stanley laughed and gave him a playful shove, but
you could tell he was almost collapsing from relief at not being picked.
"Wh-what?" He asked.
Everybody stared at him, and then realization
dawned on Kate. "Zero, you haven't played Truth or Dare before, have
you?" she asked quietly, not insulting or woundingly, but just
stating a fact. He shook his head. Kate smiled in a benign friendly fashion,
and got up to move beside him. She plopped down, and turned towards
him. She proceeded to explain the game to him.
"The first person, AKA Elanna, picks someone
else, AKA you, and asks them 'truth or dare.' The second person picks one or
the other. If they pick truth, the first person asks a question, and the
second person has to answer truthfully. If they pick dare, the first person
dares them to do something. Get it?" she asked. Zero
nodded. Kate stared at him.
"Wow, you're a smart kid. You got that?
Man, and I'm horrible at explaining things, too." she exclaimed. Zero
smiled and blushed. Kate grinned.
"So, which one is it, Zee?" Elanna
asked.
"Zee?" Heather asked, raising her
eyebrows.
"The hell?" Kate laughed, knowing
full well what Elanna was on about now, but finding it hilarious all the same.
"Zero! It starts with a
'Z!'" Elanna said brightly. "So I called him Zee. Is that not
allowed or something? You don't mind, do you Zero?"
Zero shook his head. Stanley laughed again.
"So yeah. Which one, Zero?" Meta
asked.
"Yeah!" Relina yelled.
Aly heard Relina's yell, and looked up from her
conversation with Magnet. "What are you all going on about now?"
"We're playing Truth or Dare, you and Magnet
wanna play?" Heather asked.
"I will!" Aly said happily. She turned
to Magnet. "How about you?"
"Sure, why not?" Magnet said.
"Hey Kate, should we ask the rest of
D-Tent?" Elanna asked.
"Yeah!" Kate said excitedly.
"Maybe we should go back to the tent, we might
get a crowd watching us or something, besides, there'll be more
room." Stanley suggested.
"Good idea, Caveman!" Meta said,
smiling. Stanley blushed.
The group got up and made their way over to the
pool table.
"Hey guys!" Relina said
brightly. Kate waved.
"Hello, girls," X-Ray said
politely.
"What are we, chopped meat?" Stanley
asked jokingly.
"Yes, yes you are," Kate
laughed. At the look on Stanley's face, she hugged
him. "Aw! I was just kidding, hun!"
Armpit whistled, and the rest of the group laughed.
"Oh shut up," Kate said, blushing. Stanley just looked like
he ran into a brick wall.
"We're going to the tent to play Truth or
Dare, you guys want to come?" Meta asked.
"Wouldn't miss it," Squid said,
nodding.
"I'm in," X-Ray said.
"'Kay," said Armpit.
"Oh god Heather, it was you who suggested
this, wasn't it?" Landis groaned.
"Actually, it was Kate," Heather
said, pointing to the girl, who rolled her eyes. "You said it was a
good idea!" Kate exclaimed.
"It was, it was. You don't know how boring it
is without girls here," X-Ray said.
Elanna suddenly started to giggle.
"What now?" Aly said exasperatedly.
"The thought of seven guys playing Truth or
Dare."
This reduced all of D-Tent to laughter, making them
receive stares from other tents as they headed towards the door of the Wreck
Room.
"Dammit!" Kate said suddenly,
slapping her forehead. "We forgot Zig!"
"Come on, Kate!" Meta said with a grin,
and the two girls pushed through the crowded Wreck Room towards Zigzag. Sitting
down on either side of him, they each grabbed an arm and hauled him to his
feet.
"Uh, girls? Where are we
going?" Zigzag asked sheepishly as he was pushed through the crowd.
"Truth or Dare." Kate said.
"D-Tent." Meta added.
"'Nough said." Kate finished.
All of a sudden, Kate and Meta were pushed to the
ground, hard, and Zigzag was being held by two boys from B-Tent.
"What do we have here?" None other then
Thlump asked, walking forward in a little circle of space that had appeared.
Kate and Meta jumped to their feet.
"I'm Meta and this is Kate. We're new campers
in D-Tent." Meta whispered, glaring at Thlump. "And who
are you?"
"Doesn't matter," he sneered, and
walking forward, touched the two girls' chests with his hands.
"GET OFF, YOU PERVERT!" Kate
yelled. Arms grabbed the two girls from behind, and Thlump walked forward.
"We're going to have a very . . . .
interesting . . . . time with girls at camp," he said softly, looking
the girls up and down.
"Get away from them!" Zigzag yelled,
trying uselessly to get away from the two large boys holding him.
"Aw, protecting your girlfriends, are
you?"
"Fuck off," Meta said.
Suddenly, as Thlump reached towards Kate because
she was closer, Kate started screaming at the top of her lungs.
"X! SQUID! MAGNET! ARMPIT! CAVEMAN! ZERO! ALY! ELANNA! RELLE! LANDIS! HEATHER!"
Meta caught her drift, and started yelling too as
Thlump punched Kate across the face to shut her up.
"Shut up, bitch!"
"X! SQUID! MAG-"
"GET AWAY FROM THEM!" X-Ray
shouted, as D-Tent pushed their way into the circle, and Squid and Landis
backed Thlump up against the wall. Armpit, Aly, and Heather pushed the
guys away from Zigzag, and Magnet, Stanley, Zero, Elanna, and Relina released
Meta and Kate.
"Don't any of you even THINK of touching one
of the girls again, or you'll have to mess with one of us," X-Ray told the
whole Wreck Room, and D-Tent left quickly. As soon as they practically jogged
to the tent, everyone bombarded Kate, Meta, and Zigzag about what happened.
"Kate, Meta, I'm so sorry," Zigzag
said suddenly.
"Why?" Meta whispered.
"I shouldn't have let them gotten to you, I
should have fought them."
"Ziggy, you tried. There were two
frikking guys holding you. There was no way for you to get away, Meta and
I both know that," Kate said quietly, smiling at Zigzag.
"What happened, anyway?" Elanna
asked, sitting beside Kate. Kate sighed.
"Horny teenage boys," Meta said,
shrugging. Kate snorted.
"Idiots. Like they would have gotten away with
it."
"With WHAT?" Relina asked, annoyed.
"Come on guys, we've got a general idea about
what happened, but can you give us any details?" Aly asked.
Meta shrugged. "We were coming back after
getting Zig and Kate and I were pushed to the ground. That . . . . kid,
the big one that you were talking to, X, started talking to us."
"He touched their boobs!" Zigzag
said with wide eyes.
"He did
WHAT?" Stanley spluttered.
"Felt us up." Kate
confirmed. She crossed her arms protectively. There was a red mark
forming on her cheek.
"Bastards." Squid whispered.
"OH MY GOD!" Elanna squealed.
"Then what happened?" X-Ray asked.
"Well, because I was closer, and I'm pretty
sure he intended to do it to Meta too, he touched me more . . . let me just say
. . . overally." She finished, looking away. Great, now they would
think she was a slut, or 'easy' or something. All of which were extremely
untrue, but none of which she wanted the famed 'D-Tent boys' thinking. Oh
god, they all probably thought she was a whore now . . .
"And she started screaming for you guys at the
top of her lungs," Meta said. "I joined in, but he slapped Kate
across the face. That's when you guys got there."
"Took long enough," Zigzag said,
glaring at X-Ray.
"Why does everything happen to me?!?"
Kate yelled.
"You're just lucky, hun," Elanna said,
giving Kate a sort of half hug.
"Okay, from now on, none of you girls are
going anywhere alone, at least not for the first while.
Agreed?" D-Tent nodded. It seemed X-Ray was still the unanimous
leader of D-Tent, 1 and 2.
"So where were we in Truth and
Dare?" Heather asked, and Landis groaned.
"I was asking Zero truth or Dare!" Elanna
yelled.
"You got Zero to play?" Squid asked,
amazed.
"Man, why is it only the new people who can
get the kid to talk?" Armpit asked.
"You have to ask the right questions,"
Zero said.
The original D-Tent save Stanley stared at him.
"Okaaay, who are you, and what have you done
with Zero?" Magnet asked, but he smiled.
"Well, which one is it?" Stanley
asked Zero.
Zero shifted on his cot. He thought for a few
moments, and then said, hesitating a little, "Dare." Though he had
never played, he had heard that the Truth questions were stupid (and, as we
know, Zero doesn't like answering stupid questions).
"Um . . . " Elanna began. "I dare
you . . . to . . . uh . . . lick . . .
Stanley's foot."
"What the hell?!" Kate exclaimed.
"Where did THAT come from?"
"I don't know . . . " Elanna blushed.
The rest of the girls were laughing, the D-Tent
boys were looking at them like they were crazy, and Landis looked thoroughly
confused.
Stanley proceeded to take off his shoe and sock
from his right foot.
"EWW! STANLEY! I CAN SMELL YOUR FEET FROM
HERE!!!" Aly yelled, causing everyone else to jump in surprise.
"Aly, are you on crack? I'm sitting closer to
him, and even I can't – " Meta stopped suddenly. "Wait; never mind. Yes I
can."
Zero plugged his nose; it could not be denied that
Stanley's feet stunk. But then again, what could you expect? He had just been
out in the desert digging! Zero then hastily licked his best friend's foot.
Immediately, he rushed outside to get a drink from the spigot. The rest of the
tent was in hysterics by the time he got back, save Stanley, who was using his
sock to wipe Zero's spit off his foot.
"That was just gross," Zero declared.
"Not grosser then Armpit after he's done
diggin'!" Magnet exclaimed.
"An' I'm not as gross as them damn BEANS they
serve day and night here!" Armpit retorted.
"I think he's got you on that one," X-Ray
said, to end the discussion.
"Okay, Zero, your turn to pick someone."
Meta reminded him.
"Okay." He said, somewhat shyly. He
wasn't used to this many people talking to him at one, and the fact that half
of them were girls didn't really help.
"Stanley, truth or dare?" Zero asked, not really
knowing who else to pick.
"Hmm . . . " Stanley thought for a moment. He
didn't really think Zero would embarrass him that much, but then again, the
small boy had just been forced to lick his foot after a hard day's digging, so
who knew what kind of things he could think up? Not feeling like being forced
to answer embarrassing questions in front of a female audience, the word,
"Dare," popped out of his mouth before he could think about it properly.
Instantly, he wondered whether he'd regret saying that . . .
Zero wrinkled his face in disgust. "I should think
of something good because of my dare. I could hardly tell whether you've
showered or not!"
Everyone in the tent, save Stanley, burst into
peals of laughter. Zero, ever the shy one, blushed at the response he had
received. First talking, then having people laugh with him; who knew what could
come next?
Elanna was almost crying from laughing so hard.
"I'm sorry about that, Zero, really. It was a spur of the moment type thing,"
she giggled, trying to keep a straight face.
Stanley just sat quietly, awaiting his fate with a
slight smile on his face.
Zero sat still, his brow furrowed with
concentration as he tried to think of a suitable dare.
"Anyone got any ideas for Zero here?" Squid asked,
his mouth quirking into a smirk.
Aly grinned mischievously. "Several, though a lot
of them probably wouldn't be great for people who don't play this game often .
. . !" Heather grinned and batted her friend on the arm, as Stanley reddened.
"Make him sing? Dance? Gymnastics?" Relina
suggested.
Zero looked up, his eyes brightening. "I like that
one, singing. Okay Stanley, I dare you to sing part of a song . . . and . . .
you have to make it up right now!"
Stanley groaned and drooped over, while X-Ray raised
an eyebrow. "A singing Caveman, eh? All right then . . . "
"C'mon, don't make me sing, man!" he cried.
Zero just shook his head and pinched his nose shut,
grinning slightly. Again, everyone in the tent collapsed in laughter.
"Okay, sing!" Zigzag said pointedly.
"Hey, give him five minutes to think something up!"
Kate chided.
"Five minutes, I'm timing," grinned Meta. "Go over
there and think something up."
"Does it have to be a song? Like, can I make it a
rap? Those are easier," Stanley pouted slightly.
"Eh," was all Landis replied. Stanley took that as
an okay, and moved to the corner of the tent. The rest of D-Tent, as well as
the girls and Landis, all started to chatter once they saw that Stanley had
begun to compose his 'masterpiece.'
"This should be good," Magnet sniggered.
"Good job, Zero," Aly grinned enthusiastically.
"Way to embarrass the Caveman!"
Zero just looked away and grinned slightly -
surprised he could be receiving compliments from anyone but Stanley. Not that
he actually expected a compliment from Stanley in this particular situation . .
.
Armpit was talking energetically. "I think it would
have been funny to see his face if we forced him and one of the girls to kiss
or something!" he said loudly. Unexpectedly, silence fell, the happy mood that
had just been present deteriorating rapidly. Kate and Meta, each who had been
in deep conversation with Relina, Aly, Heather, and Elanna, looked away slightly,
eyes downcast. Even Stanley fell silent.
"Wrong thing to say, dude," Magnet whispered.
Armpit's eyes went wide. "Oh shit . . . Sorry, I
didn't mean like that, I didn't mean like Thlump . . ."
Kate felt sick and disgusted at the mention of Thlump
and what he had done, and was luckily prevented from doing. She saw that Meta's
face reflected her own feelings.
Suddenly, everyone was talking around them and
comforting them; Stanley had come over, all the girls were huddled together and
hugging Meta and Kate, and both Armpit and Zigzag were apologizing over and
over again.
Relina was enveloping Meta in a hug and Kate was
leaning against Elanna's shoulder. Kate was surprised to feel Elanna shivering.
"I was so scared when that happened, for you and
for the rest of us . . . " the blonde whispered. Landis looked towards Heather
helplessly, while the other guys looked at the girls sympathetically.
"Don't worry, we wouldn't do anything like that to
you guys . . . " Squid whispered, looking genuinely sorry.
"We promise, we're not like Thlump," said Zgizag
quietly.
Armpit was still apologizing, though X-Ray still
whacked him upside the head anyways. "You don't say things like forcing
girls to kiss or something after two of the girls you're talking to just
got groped!" he hissed.
"Hey, it's okay," Meta whispered. "He didn't mean
it like that. What he said just took us by surprise, that's all . . ." Kate
nodded, rubbing circles on Elanna's back to get her to stop shivering. "I say
we change the subject," she said. "How about some humor slash entertainment?
You got your mini-rap yet, Caveman?"
Stanley nodded, still feeling slightly unsettled.
"Okay, let's hear it!" Elanna said loudly, trying
to get the subject changed as soon as possible.
"Um, okay, but it's not very good," he mumbled.
"It's mostly about this place, actually . . ."
All the girls stopped and looked at each other,
hardly daring to think about the possibility of what Stanley's rap could be . .
.
Stanley cleared his throat and started to hum the
beat.
"Two suits, two tokens in hand,
I got no respect 'cause I'm the new man!
Got my shovel, shoes full of sand;
Check out the tag, the name's Caveman!"
""OH MY GOD!"" all the girls screamed.
"Um, what?" Stanley blushed.
"Oh, that was really good," Heather said lamely to
cover up.
"Ya think?" Stanley asked, giving a kind of
sideways hopeful grin.
X-Ray furrowed his brow. "That was pretty good
actually, Caveman," he said thoughtfully. "We could probably write a whole song
with things like that, and we'd have our own parts and everything . . . "
"That's not a bad idea," Squid said. "Give us
something to do while we're digging, anyways . . ."
While the guys were discussing the prospect of
writing a whole song because of Stanley's dare/rap, the girls were all
whispering excitedly.
"I can't believe this! It's the beginnings of Dig
It!" Aly said enthusiastically.
"I know! This is one of my favorite songs!" Elanna
agreed.
"You know," Relina began thoughtfully, "if we sang
my math song, they might get ideas from the tune and end up writing the rest of
the verses themselves!"
"Oh my gosh, that would be so wicked!" Meta gushed.
"We'll have to plant it somehow . . . "
"We'll do that later," said Aly. "They're done
talking now, so let's get back to the game . . . "
"Okay, I did the dare," Stanley said, still
slightly red because of the exuberant praise he had received. "So now I get to
choose someone . . . hmm, who I shall I pick . . .?"
Stanley looked around the tent, concentrating hard.
Then he chose his next victim. "Sorry Elanna . . ."
"What?" Elanna had been in her own little
world, thinking private thoughts, as well as Kate and Aly, who snapped back to
reality as well.
"Truth or dare?" he asked, a small smile
on his face.
"Oh . . . dare . . .?" She didn't seem
very sure of her answer.
"Hmm . . ." Stanley had never really done
anything to embarrass anybody before, but he needed to think of something
quickly or he'd be the delay of the game. He seriously didn't want that to
happen. "Okay, I dare you to steal food from the Mess Hall."
"That's it? All right."
As she got up, Magnet warned her that the lunch
people were strict. "Steal food and they find out, dishes for a month.
Steal scarce food and they find out, dishes for the rest of your stay."
Elanna swallowed. It was more of a risk than she
thought, but she knew she could do it. "All right." She exited the
tent and everyone followed her to the Mess Hall.
Shaking a bit, she stepped inside and crouched next
to a bench. Seeing that no one was around, she continued her dare. Everyone was
watching at the door, crouching and watching.
She went beside the counter where the previous food
had been. It looked even more horrible when it dried. After a bit of gagging,
she crawled to the door that linked the kitchen to Mess Hall. Everybody else
had to move, but there was nowhere to go so they had to go back to the tent.
Elanna went in, nervous, but sure that she could do
it. She bent over behind a shelf that contained, well, nothing. She smiled. But
it quickly faded when she saw three of the lunch people enter the room. Her jaw
slightly dropped, but she regained confidence. Slowly, she crawled to the end
of the shelf. It was a dead end. A cook was headed her way when Elanna bumped
into the shelf. It nearly fell, but stayed upright.
"What was that?"
"What was what? Oh, that? I tripped."
"Oh."
She let out a breath she had been holding. She slid
over a counter and waited for everyone to leave. But two more people came in.
One including the Warden. Feeling a stab of panic, she shut her eyes tight. She
hit her hand on the counter, which opened a cabinet accidentally. Dumbfounded,
she peered inside. Getting a feeling of excitement, she ran out of the Mess
Hall as fast as she could with a can of beans.
"What was that?" The Warden asked.
"Bill just went to go get some water."
Proud of herself, she marched towards D-tent with
the can in her hands.
"You got it?!" shouted Stanley.
Relina shushed him.
"Of course I did, but it was hard."
Elanna sat back down with the rest of the group.
"Hmmm . . . cool," Heather said, taking
hold of the can.
"Your turn," said Aly.
"Okay . . . " Her eyes traveled around the
tent. Who was her victim going to be?
Elanna stared around at the group. She realized
surprisingly for the first time, that their own little group was seven, as was
the original D-Tent group. That made fourteen kids in D-Tent. Poor Pendanski,
she thought with a grin.
"Elanna, hun, generally grinning while picking
who to Truth or Dare is taken as a bad sign."
Elanna rolled her eyes at Kate, and then brightened
up.
"Kate, truth or dare?"
The tent, which had been talking quietly amongst
themselves waiting for Elanna to pick was suddenly quiet. Kate felt the blood
drain from her face.
She had been hoping all game that she wouldn't get
picked, even though it was she who suggested it. Normally, she'd be willing to
play Truth or Dare at the blink of an eye, but after the little 'Thlump'
incident, she was a little afraid of boys in general. Even the D-Tent
boys. And that was saying something.
Elanna hugged Kate. "Kate, I'm not going to
make you do anything . . . like . . . that."
Kate nodded, her trust in Elanna overriding her
sudden fear of guys.
"Yeah, besides, we ain't like that."
Magnet said. "We wouldn't force you to do . . . anything."
"You'd better not," Meta muttered.
Kate smiled at him, and turned back to Elanna.
"Because Truth questions are the epitome of
evil, I'll pick Dare," Kate said, her natural outgoingness returning.
Elanna thought. "Okay . . . um . . . you have
to . . . go outside and yell 'Pendanski is a pansy' five times."
There was complete stunned silence for about ten
seconds, and then laughter echoed around the tent. After it had died
down, X-Ray turned curiously to Elanna.
"What do you guys have against Pendanski? You
just got here," he said.
Elanna could have hit herself. Of course, she
wasn't supposed to know about Pendanski being a bastard yet.
"He's making us dig holes, that's bad enough
for me," Aly said, saving Elanna.
Armpit shook his head. "Nah, it's the Warden
who's makin' us dig holes."
"No, it's the lizards!" Zigzag told
Meta seriously. She nodded with a straight face, but when he turned away,
she mouthed 'He's so cute!' to Kate. Kate grinned in reply.
"Besides, wouldn't you have had to dig holes
anyway, being sent to Camp Green Lake and all? Someone would make
you dig holes." Stanley pointed out.
Kate shook her head. "We weren't actually
sent to Camp Green Lake."
The boys, minus Landis, stared at
them. "Then why are you here?" Squid asked.
"Stuck in the desert. Closest place with water,
and we needed help since Kate fainted." Landis said.
Stanley whistled. "Feel for you Kate, I
got a curse too." Zero looked at him.
Kate laughed. "Nah, I just got bad
luck. But it can't be that bad, 'cause at least you guys seem pretty
cool. What if I was in Thlump's tent?"
There was more silence, as everyone contemplated
that scenario. Kate felt a shiver run down her spine. Creepy.
"Well, are you going to do the dare or
not?" Heather asked, breaking the silence.
Kate nodded, getting up. Everyone followed her to
the door of the tent. Suddenly, Kate turned back. She ran and grabbed
a canteen. At everyone's stares, she grinned. "Might as well do the
thing right."
Relina groaned. "Don't get caught,
Kate."
"Well, what's the worst he could do?" Kate
asked.
"Make you dig another hole."
"Ah," Kate said. She
shrugged. "Then I'll dig another hole, pass out in the sun and
shrivel up and die. It's a win-win situation."
Everyone stared at her, and then started to laugh
as they realized she was kidding. She rolled her eyes at the pause.
"Well, you little kiddies stay in the tent and be good little girls and
boys, okay?" X-Ray and Aly nodded.
It had been obvious from the start that although
X-Ray was the leader of all of D-Tent, 1 and 2, Aly was the leader of D2.
Second-in-command. Sort of.
With deep breath, and a giggle from Zigzag, Kate
ran out of the tent, banging the empty canteen with the palm of her
hand. All heads in the surrounding area turned and looked, including, Kate
realized with a jolt, Pendanski. Oh, shit. Might as well get over with
it. There was no going back now.
At the top of her lungs, Kate looked up at the
clear blue sky and yelled, "PENDANSKI IS A PANSY! PENDANSKI IS A
PANSY! PENDANSKI IS A PANSY! PENDANSKI IS A PANSY! PENDANSKI IS A
PANSY!"
Laughter met this, the laughter of all the kids
wearing orange suits, and two or three voices joined in from some of other the
counselors. Mr. Sir leaned against the shower stalls and snorted in
laughter. Kate was about to turn on her heel, when a hand grabbed the front of
her jumpsuit. A familiar terror overtook her, not that of being grabbed
by an official, but Kate was reminded of Thlump grabbing her. Was it him?
Was he going to touch her again? What if he went further? What if . .
.
She screamed.
* *
*
D-Tent had gone back into the tent after Kate left
their sight, and after hearing her yells of 'Pendanksi is a pansy', had all
doubled over in laughter. But then they heard Kate scream. Jumping up,
they all muttered curse words and ran out of the tent. And saw Kate being
held with a hand over her mouth from behind by Pendanski. She couldn't see who
was holding her. Her eyes were wide, and she seemed to be trying to breath but
not able too. Pendanski was unknowingly covering her nose as well as her mouth.
"Let go of her! She can't breath!"
Elanna screamed. D-Tent surrounded Pendanski and Kate, who were surrounded
by a crowd of boys in orange jumpsuits. They all wanted to see what would
happen to this girl who wasn't afraid of Pendanski's wrath. Well, of course,
who was? But he had water-taking-away privileges.
Squid and Zigzag ran forward and wrenched a furious
Pendanski's hands off Kate. She fell to her knees gasping for
breath. Meta and Elanna pulled her up again. She pushed them away, and
stood by herself, finally realizing that it was only Pendanski and not Thlump.
"Y-you! Come with me, we're going to the
Warden." Mr. Pendanski grabbed her jumpsuit again. Kate glared at him
defiantly. She'd had enough of this. Stupid prick. She smiled
sweetly, shook her head, and with all her strength, kneed him in the
crotch. Hard.
"Don't touch me." She snarled.
"Whoa." Magnet said. Squid nodded.
Laughter erupted as Pendanski curled up on the
ground holding himself. Zero came up beside Kate and grinned up at
her. "That's going to hurt him for quite a while." Kate
smiled back at him.
Armpit grimaced. "Don't ever let me get
on your bad side, okay?"
Kate laughed.
Pendanski stumbled to his feet, and then fell down
again. Elanna was nearly on the ground, she was laughing so hard.
"Elanna, breathe." Kate told her.
Elanna tried to nod, then started laughing again.
"Come . . . . to . . . . Warden . . . ."
Pendanski said with clenched teeth.
"You really think she'd wanna hear about
this?" Mr. Sir said, coming up behind Pendanski. He tilted his head
so that the scars from her fingernails were clearly visible. Pendanski flinched,
and turned back to Kate.
"Well, just this once, you're free of the
Warden. But one more toe out of line . . . . "
Kate blinked innocently. "Yes, Mr.
Pendanski." She nodded, a fake smile on her face.
"Good." Pendanski grunted, leaning
over. "Sir, a little help?" he asked Mr. Sir. Mr. Sir
snorted.
"Yeah right."
Slowly, D-Tent inched away, until they were far
enough away to run back to the tent.
"That was the best thing ever," Squid
laughed, sitting on a cot.
Kate smiled, but shuddered again.
"Kate. He's not going to touch
you. You either, Meta. You guys aren't ever going anywhere alone again, I
can't believe we forgot that before." X-Ray told them.
Heather groaned. "Really? Our whole time
here?"
X-Ray nodded.
"Joy." she responded dryly.
"Hahah," Landis laughed.
"Shut up, Landex." Aly said,
swatting him with a pillow.
"So, who next?" Kate said, coming
back to the game. She looked around. "I know . . . Armpit!"
Armpit blinked. "What?"
"Truth or Dare!"
"No duh." Relina whispered, rolling
her eyes.
"Uh . . . dare." Armpit said after a
brief pause.
Kate grinned. "I dare you to eat that whole
can of beans without touching it with your hands." Everyone started
laughing.
"Dude, you are so NOT sleeping next to me
tonight." Squid groaned. "Go fuckin' find somewhere else to
sleep. Like, a hole!"
"Mmm . . . sleeping with the
lizards. Exciting." Landis commented.
"Better then licking a foot." Zero
said with a smile. Stanley scrunched up his face.
"Or singing . . . wait, I like singing better.
Never mind," Stanley said quickly.
Heather laughed. "Slight problem though. No
can opener."
There was silence, and then Aly turned to
Magnet. "Hey, why don't you go steal one from Mess Hall?"
Elanna shook her head. "Nah, too many people
there when it's close to dinner. Anyone have a knife?"
Kate looked at her. "Didn't you read the sign?
No weapons are allowed on the premis– " she paused as Squid reached under his
cot and pulled out a pocket knife. "Okay, that was kind of
creepy."
Squid shrugged. "Never knew when it would come
in handy."
Meta sighed. "Next time I'm SO going to use it
against Thlump." She grinned. "If Kate's kneeing technique
doesn't hold up, of course."
Kate laughed. "Right behind ya."
"Well, come on then. Eat those beans,
Armpit!" Relina encouraged.
Armpit smiled, and taking the knife, cut it open as
close to the edge as possible so it wouldn't kill him when he put his mouth to
it. He finished with a surprisingly blunt rim, much to the amazement
of D2.
Squid laughed. "Armpit has much practice
in the art of opening food."
"Oh shut up," Elanna said. "Alright,
now EAT!"
Armpit waited a few seconds before putting his
hands behind his back and sticking as much face as he could get into the can.
Relina stuck out her tongue and Stanley's eyes
widened quite considerably. Everyone else watched in fascination.
"Wow," said Meta. "I wonder how much
he'll be able to get down."
"Yeah," Elanna said. "If he doesn't
get it all over the tent first!"
Already, the beans had spilled all over his face,
his jumpsuit, a nearby cot, and the surrounding grounds.
Squid and Zigzag went up to hold his arms back.
Then Armpit lifted his head. He hadn't eaten it all, but was just taking a
break.
"Hurry up," X-Ray urged.
"Okay, okay!" Armpit dove back down.
Squid and Zigzag took hold of his arms again. When
he lifted his head again, the can was as empty as it would get, and Armpit was
breathing heavily.
"That was quick," said Aly.
"Yeah," agreed Magnet. "I was
timing. Forty-eight seconds. No hands, one break."
"All right," Armpit sighed as he wiped
the last bit of beans from his face. "What time is it?" he asked.
"Um . . . somewhere around . . . I dunno, look
outside!" X-Ray made a gesture towards the door.
Armpit got up and looked outside. The sun was just
beginning to set. "Okay, Magnet, truth or dare?"
Magnet seemed to be thinking. Nobody had chosen
truth yet, but dare was fun, and so, "Dare."
"Hmm . . . " Armpit cast his eyes down.
"I dare you to . . . um . . ." There was a long pause.
"Well, we don't have all day. Well, we do,
until we start digging," Heather said.
"I dare you to . . . uh, tell Mom that he's a
fox . . . ?" He had obviously delayed the game, but not for long. Everyone
exploded with laughter.
"NO WAY!" shouted Magnet, still laughing.
"Fine . . . " Armpit started cracking his
knuckles.
"Hey!! Wait! Never mind." Magnet headed for
Mr. Pendanski.
Everyone followed him to F-Tent. He wasn't sure if
it would be in front of the other counselors or not.
When he got there, D1 and 2 hid in two holes.
Magnet swallowed and looked back. Armpit began cracking the rest of his
knuckles. Swallowing again, he entered the tent.
"José, you know you're not to be here!" said
Mr. Pendanski.
Magnet said nothing, but was relieved that
Pendanski was the only counselor there. "Okay, Mom, I think you're a . . .
"
"A what?"
"Ithinkyou'reafox!" Then he ran out of
the counselor tent completely red.
Mr. Pendanski ran out. "Wait, José! Come back!
I feel the same way about you!"
D-Tent burst out in laughter again, only this time
much louder. Some guys from the other tents came out then went back in. Shrimp,
a member of A-tent, stayed out and approached them. "What'cha doin'?"
The laughter simmered down. "Um . . . Truth or
Dare," answered X-Ray, a little confused.
"Can I play too?" he asked timidly.
"Uh, sorry, but it's only for D-tent,"
said Elanna.
"Oh . . . " he said sadly, and retreated back
to his tent. It is a wonder how he ended up at Green Lake (one day he exploded
in fits of anger and killed an endangered animal in the zoo).
"Okay . . ." said Aly.
"Let's head back," said Squid.
"Your turn, Magnet," said Relina.
Magnet's beet red face was slowly regaining its
original color. Then he said, "Uh . . . Meta. Truth or dare?"
"Me?" Meta questioned. She, like
Kate, had been hoping not to get chosen.
"Yes, you. Truth or dare?" repeated
Magnet.
Meta was silent, but knew she had to pick one or
the other.
"Go on, Metza! Pick one!" called Kate, using one of
her nicknames for Meta.
"Yeah, go on, it can't possibly be worse then what
Magnet just had to do!" Zigzag grinned.
Magnet glared. "Come on, guys, that was so not
funny . . . !"
"You're right, it wasn't funny," said Elanna in a
serious voice. Everyone in the tent turned and looked at her like she was nuts.
"Not funny - - hilarious!" She burst into laughter, and after a moment's
silence in which her statement sunk in, the rest of the tent did as well.
Magnet's ears turned red in embarrassment.
After everyone calmed down, Heather again asked
Meta her choice. "Come on babe, ya gotta choose something."
Meta's eyes darted around nervously. So far,
everyone had done a dare, so she decided to go along the beaten path and not
break the dare-streak.
"Dare."
"Yay, more embarrassment," Armpit commented
absently, not that he had really been embarrassed by his dare . . . after all,
he got to eat extra food, although cold beans that tasted nasty in the first
place weren't as appealing as other choices could be.
"Should she have to say something to Pendanski
again?" Landis smirked.
"Nah, the fox thing kind of disturbed me enough,"
gagged Aly.
"Imitations? Pretending to be a train? Something to
do with shoes?" asked Elanna, spitting out random ideas.
"Nah, who the hell could we get her to imitate?"
asked X-Ray.
Elanna just looked at him and shrugged. "Hey, I'm
basically saying whatever pops into my head."
Zero scowled slightly. "The last time you did that
I ended up licking a foot. Now you're going to punish your friend as well?"
Elanna turned red and ruffled Zero's hair lightly.
"Hey, I'm sorry Zee! I hadn't realized it would be so nauseating at the time .
. .!"
Stanley turned to Kate. "I don't know whether to be
embarrassed or feel sorry for Zero," he sighed.
"Okay, okay, I've got one!" Magnet shouted. The tent
quieted almost instantly, eager to hear Magnet's dare. Meta gulped.
"Okay, I dare you," he paused for effect, "to act
like a chicken, for a whole five minutes! That means clucking, waddling, and
whatever it is chickens do!"
Meta fell over. "Nooooooo! That's so
stuuuuuuuuuupid, can't I do something ellllllllllllllllllllllse?!" she whined.
"Hey, that's his dare. You gotta do it," X-Ray
grinned.
"Argh. Okay, I'll do the dare!"
"Oooh, Meta's a chicken!"
"Shut up, Elanna."
"Okay, start when I tell you to," Kate said. "I'm
timing you," she pointed to the watch on her wrist. "Okay, five, four three,
tw-"
"Wait!" Meta yelled, desperately trying to delay
herself from turning into a chicken. "Isn't it time for dinner? I mean, look,
it's close to seven-thirty, and the sun's gonna start to set soon, so shouldn't
we go to dinner? Please?"
Squid groaned. "Come on, we have time for your dare
before dinner!"
Much to everyone's surprise, Mr. Pendanski popped
his head inside the tent. "All right D-Tent, it's time for dinner, so get to
Mess Hall!" This was mostly for the girl's benefit, as the guys already knew
when to go for dinner. He proceeded to jog off, probably so he could grab all
the good food for himself with the other counselors.
Inside the tent, everyone looked disappointed, but
Meta, who had been hoping she wouldn't be chosen at all, was looking like she
might collapse from relief.
"All right, I guess that means no dare for me;
let's go eat . . . "
Relina groaned. "Don't try to weasel out of this
one, Meta, we're continuing after we eat."
"What? No!"
"Hahah, Meta's a chicken."
"Shut up, Zig."
They all filed out of the tent. Elanna was about to
race Zigzag, Kate, and Relina to the hall before X-Ray stopped them.
"Hey, remember what I said? You girls can't go
anywhere alone, ya gotta take a guy with you!"
"Oh, yeah," Relina said, stopping. Kate blanched
and almost attached herself to Zigzag's arm, but managed to stop herself.
"Okay, the way I see it," Aly started, acting as
the leader or second-in-command to X-Ray, "is that each girl should go with a
guy. Assignment, if you will."
"Good idea," X-Ray agreed. "We don't want Thlump or
anyone else to try anything."
"Excuse me, did you just say 'anyone else?'" Landis
asked, raising an eyebrow and looking at Heather.
"Yeah, I mean, who else do we have to watch out
for?" Elanna demanded.
"Well, there's Thlump and the rest of B-Tent,
they're all bad," Armpit said, his eyes moving skyward as he thought. "A-Tent
will leave you alone, some of them are good guys, and C-Tent is kind of
half-and-half. There are good guys in C-Tent, and bad guys in C-Tent. The guys
you have to watch out for, other than Thlump, are Easy and all the guys in
E-Tent. They're almost as bad as B-Tent is."
"How wonderful," Kate commented dryly.
"Oh, shiitake mushrooms!" Elanna yelled, turning
her swear into a different word like she often did.
The rest of the tent stood before him and Aly,
waiting to see who'd they be 'assigned,' though Aly moved back into the line as
X-Ray was obviously in his element.
"Relina, you stick close to me or Pit, okay? You're
the smallest, after all, no offence."
Relina nodded.
"I'll go with Aly," Magnet offered. Aly jumped up
and punched the air when he wasn't looking, and agreed very enthusiastically.
"Eh. You'll protect me, Landis. And no, you don't
get a choice." Heather smirked. Landis glared.
"Squid, you go with Kate, and Ziggy, you stay close
to Meta, a'ight?" X-Ray turned to Meta and Kate. "Squid's a damn good fighter,
and so is Zig when he hasn't got two guys hanging off of him. You'll be safer
with them."
Meta and Kate turned to each other, talking
excitedly, once X-Ray moved away.
Elanna, Stanley, and Zero were eyeing each other.
"Ooh, decision, decision," Elanna joked.
Stanley turned away. "I'm not much of a fighter.
Ask X-Ray if you can switch or something . . ."
"Hey, I'll be fine. You're the Caveman, after all.
Plus, X-Ray didn't give Zero anyone to protect, so he can be your back up or
something. Right Zero?"
Zero didn't say anything. He felt Stanley would be
enough. And X-Ray obviously didn't think he could protect anyone anyways . . .
But he'd be there if things went wrong. That's how he was.
"Wow, going to dinner turned out to be a big deal."
Relina said.
"Well, you know, don't wanna take chances . . ."
"Understood."
They walked towards the large building.
"So, what's the food like? I'm actually kinda
hungry," Meta was asking Zigzag.
"It's terrible, and coming from me, that's saying
something," Armpit said.
Meta laughed uncertainly.
"Dude, I don't think he was joking," Kate said,
eyes going a bit wide.
"Well, that fantastic bit of information just made
MY day," Elanna griped, much to the amusement of the guys. "Eh, I can eat just
about anything if I really have to," she said. "Maybe you're all just
exaggerating . . .
They were much closer to Mess Hall now, and Elanna
was ready to break into a run.
"Don't," cautioned Stanley. "You never know what
you'll run into . . ."
Aly stopped suddenly. "Uh, guys? What tent are
those dudes in?" About six or seven guys had come out of Mess Hall, and they
were moving towards D-Tent. Fast.
Magnet peered in their direction, then cursed in
Spanish. "It's Easy," he said.
Kate paled and moved closer to Squid. "Great,
Thlump the Second," she whispered.
"Maybe they're coming to say 'hi . . . '" Relina
said lamely.
Elanna held herself upright and kept walking.
"Ignore them, and try not to look like you're gonna faint. It makes it that
much harder for them to intimidate us."
"Ooh, smart words from a blonde," Landis teased.
"Bite me."
E-Tent reached D-Tent, much to Kate and Meta's
chagrin.
"Hey there, X-Ray," Easy began in a calm, smooth
voice. "Enjoying the new additions to D-Tent?"
"You might say that," X-Ray said cautiously,
pushing Relina behind him and closer to Armpit, who was much bigger then he
was.
"They any good?"
"Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Stanley spluttered angrily.
"I think you know," said one of Easy's friends.
Elanna scrunched up her face in disgust, with similar reactions from the others
girls who got the meaning.
"Dumbass," muttered Aly.
"Feisty," commented another of Easy's friends,
reaching towards Aly. She let out a yell of disgust and jumped backwards, but
Magnet had already batted the guy's arm away and gave him a punch in the head
hard enough to send him reeling.
"No one said you could touch," Landis admonished in
a joking fashion, even though his face held an extremely angry look.
"You okay, Aly?" whispered Heather.
"Fine, Magnet got him for me," Aly said, glaring at
the guy.
Kate, however, remembering last time, slid herself
behind Squid. "Please help me," she whispered into the small of Squid's back.
"It'll be okay, don't worry," Squid said quietly
and reassuringly. Zigzag's arm was resting calmly in front of Meta. Landis
didn't trouble himself with bravado and just stepped in front of Heather
completely. You couldn't even see Relina at all, Armpit completely blocked her
from view with his bulk.
"I told the whole Wreck Room to leave the girls
alone if they didn't want us beating on them. Did you think that rule didn't
apply to you?" X-Ray hissed irately.
"Maybe we weren't in the Wreck Room when you said
that," suggested Easy slyly.
"Oh, you were," Zigzag said, eyes narrowed.
"Well, maybe we thought you only meant B-Tent had
to leave them alone. And we aren't in B-Tent, are we?" Easy spoke again.
"Lame excuse," Squid ridiculed, shifting so he
blocked Kate from view completely.
"Maybe you should move closer to Stanley now," Zero
whispered to Elanna.
Seeing how close Easy was, Elanna agreed, and
hastily moved closer to Stanley. 'Closer' meaning almost falling on him. Easy,
however, caught the movement.
"Hey, you! The blonde! He isn't really with you, I
saw you move close to him just now! You're free, right?"
'Oh shit . . . He's talking to me, isn't he?! Shit,
shit, shit . . .' Elanna thought,
horrified.
"Come on, come here!" The rest of D-Tent growled at
him, and the girls looked on, starting to get more and more freaked out.
Elanna shrank into Stanley's side, pressing close
into him. "Help me, help me, help me please . . .," she mumbled.
"Sorry, she's with me," Stanley said quickly and
boldly, hoping to deter him.
"You move one step closer and we're all gonna kick
the shit out of you," X-Ray warned.
Easy grinned and took one step closer. The guys of
D-Tent, plus Landis, all looked at each other, and at the same time, rushed in
and took E-Tent on. The girls stepped back, afraid of getting caught in the
fray.
Even more surprising then Stanley rushing in to
beat E-Tent senseless when he didn't really fight was that Zero had dove
straight towards Easy, and was delivering hard blows to wherever he could
reach.
"You don't . . . treat . . . girls . . . like . . .
that . . . " he said with clenched teeth, in between blows. He was yelling now,
and everyone had stopped; some of the E-Tent boys had never even heard Zero
speak, let alone yell. "They aren't things you can just touch, or look at,
they're people! You have to respect them!"
Easy looked taken aback. He was going to have
several bruises because of that Zero kid . . .
"Let's go. Let the bastards have fun with the
girls." E-Tent turned and left, but not before Easy had had the last say - - he
punched Zero hard in the stomach to get him off, before turning and leaving
with his friends.
"Holy SHIT," said Aly, while Elanna immediately ran
to where Stanley and Zero were. Zero had fallen to his knees, gasping and
trying to breathe because of Easy's blow to his stomach. She knelt beside him.
"Oh my GOD! Zero! Are you okay?!"
"Easy, give him some room," both Heather and
Stanley said simultaneously. Zero just coughed and held his hand up to show he
was okay.
"I'm fine," he coughed. "Give me a minute . . ."
Once Zero was able to breathe properly and was
standing up, Elanna hugged him, followed closely by Kate. "That was some
speech," they whispered to him. He smiled shakily. "I meant it . . . you girls
are all right." His gaze traveled to where Meta was hugging Zigzag happily and
enthusing about his great job, Aly and Heather talking to Magnet, Squid and
Landis, and Relina handing X-Ray his glasses, which had fallen off while he was
fighting and finally back to Elanna and Kate, who were gazing at him in awe and
admiration. He smiled again, blushing slightly.
"You're okay, right?" Stanley was asking both Zero
and Elanna.
"Yep, yep, nice job Caveman!" Elanna hugged Stanley
as well. Stanley looked happily embarrassed. Zero nodded his response.
"Right, we should get to dinner . . . " Meta said,
trailing off.
"Yeah, we should."
The group made it into Mess Hall. The girls stared
all over the place, the building unfamiliar. It was cafeteria style, with a
line of boys waiting for the stereotypical lunch ladies to pile food on trays.
It smelled very . . . different. The food the lunch ladies were serving looked
like piles of dung, and they also saw some unidentifiable green stringy slop.
The group made it into the line, and eventually, everyone in D-Tent had a
plastic tray and plate full of brown stuff that looked and smelled like dung,
stringy green slop, and some small carrots that were an unappetizing shade of
vomit-ish orange.
"Lovely," commented Relina, holding her nose.
"Hey, be grateful they're not serving beans
tonight," Zigzag admonished. Instantly, everyone turned towards Elanna and
Armpit.
""What? Those were dares . . ."" They both
complained.
The tables were also like those found in a
cafeteria, long with varnished wood, with benches on either side. The members
of Tents D and D2 all slid down the benches, and commenced eating.
"EW! This stuff is NASTY!" Meta shrieked, almost
spitting the food out and all over Squid, who was sitting across from her.
"Tell me about it," Kate said, making faces as she
chewed.
"Yeah, this stuff is gross, but it could be worse,"
Elanna swallowed beside Kate. "I always have the nastiest stuff whenever I go
camping, and this stuff is only slightly worse . . ."
"Well, that's a happy thought." Aly glared at her
plate.
"Hey, does anyone else think this stuff looks like
poop?" Stanley asked, poking the brown stuff with his knife. "I mean, look at it!
It has the texture of poop, looks like poop, and smells like poop."
"I think it's supposed to be meatloaf . . . "
Heather said.
"Hah, meatloaf my ass!" Landis choked.
"Yeah, it's meatloaf if by that you mean a gooey
brown loaf that came out of the meat!" Elanna cried.
Everyone snorted into his or her plates.
"Hey Armpit, how about you test this stuff out? If
it actually is a pile of crap, I'll give you my shower tokens for tomorrow and
the day after that," Squid said.
"I don't think shower tokens can make up for eating
a pile of shit . . ." X-Ray commented, raising an eyebrow.
"Go on, how bad could it be? I just wanna know if
that stuff is safe to eat," Squid persisted. "And if it isn't crap, I'll give
you my carrots, 'cause you still tested it. Go on, the carrots are the most
decent things here."
"I dunno," Armpit said slowly, staring at the mess
on his plate. "Shower tokens if it's crap, carrots if it's not?"
"Yep."
"Ugh, I don't like where this conversation is
going," said Kate.
Armpit looked at the brown stuff, studying it.
Five minutes later, Armpit was still trying to
decide whether or not to eat the meatloaf/crap.
"Come on, Pit!! What have you got to
lose?" Squid chided
"Dude! What if it IS crap?! What
if I get sick?!" Armpit argued.
"What if it isn't? And if you do get sick,
then maybe you'll get a day off of digging or something." Elanna
pointed out.
"Yeah, and either way you get something!
Shower tokens or carrots!" Relina added.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Heather said,
folding her hands and making puppy eyes.
"ALRIGHT. FINE. I will." Armpit
said.
"YES!" came the consensus of the rest of
the table. Meta and Kate gave each other a high five over the table.
Armpit slowly cut a corner off of his meatloaf/crap.
He the raised it to his nose and sniffed it.
"DUDE! Well we know it smells like
crap." Armpit said, as if this were news.
"No duh." Zigzag said.
Armpit kept stalling, so Aly started a rousing
chant of "Do it! Do it! Do it!" which the whole table
joined in. Finally, Armpit shoved the fork in his mouth, chewed, made a
face, then swallowed.
"So?" Squid asked.
"Dude, I think it is meatloaf!" Armpit
said triumphantly.
"Sweeeeeeeet," Landis said, as he took a
huge bite of his. He then spit it all back out onto his tray.
"GROSSSSSSSSS!!!" everyone exclaimed in
unison.
"Landis. Don't. Do. That."
Heather said, as if she were explaining it to a three year old.
"But it was ICKY!" Landis said, as if he were
a three year old.
"Don't give me that," Heather said,
exasperated.
Squid handed over his carrots, and Armpit wolfed
them down as if he hadn't eaten in a week.
A few minutes later, dinner was over. D-Tents
1 and 2 got up to walk back to the tent.
~*~*~*~*~
Written by The Holes Posse.
Editing done by Elanna and Kate.
Author's Notes by Kate.
