Potheads Experience
Disclaimer: I own the plot, pot smoking Harry, Lopez, Sooth-Juice potoin and my stupidity.
Chapter Two-
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Harry awoke in his bed after a tiring day yesterday.
He opened his eyes and tried to focus his eyes but all he saw was a blur. He screamed bloody murder.
"Oh MY GODDDD!!!!!!!! I've gone BLIND!!! Ahhh!!!!" Harry screamed, his fists scrunched into balls shaking them at the side of his head.
"Somebody...please help me," Harry whispers falling to the bottom side of his bed, silent tears streaming down his face.
He heard Ron stirr next to him and heard mutterings of
"No Draco..mmm..I can't go through with it...officially married..."
'Oh no, now I'm blnd and deaf!' Harry though as he wailed louder, his voice squeaking.
"Mm...Harry whats wrong? I'll teach you to sew if thats it," Ron voice said from behind his curtains.
"I can't see..." He whispered "I've gone blind, how will I live?"
"Ohh Harry...shh...there there your not blind, you just dont have your glasses on." Said Ron appearing next to Harry.
Ron removed Harrys glasses from his face and passed them to Harry.
"There you go buddy, I was just...um...keeping them warm for ya"
"Thanks," sniffed Harry, "Your a good friend."
As Harry put his glasses on he noticed alot more things about Ron.
"Oh! Ron you've got comething at the corner of your mouth!" Exclaims Harry, reaching out and grabbing some of the stuff with his finger. He licked it.
"My Pot!! You've been into my stash again, haven't you haven't you? Look at me!" Harry demanded. Harry gasped and pointed at Ron's face and back.
"Your the one that took my Batman cape and mask! How could you I thought we were friends," sobbed Harry, getting sympathetic looks from fellow housemates.
"Harry, I don't know where those things came from you have to believe me, I would do anything to be like you, I mean make you happy!" Ron explained, pushing his hair back with his hands.
Harry gasped once again.
"Whats that on your head Ron? Your hurt oh no!!" Said Harry, tears threatening to fall.
"Hmm what?" Asks Ron, as he walked into the bathroom, over to the mirror to see what make Pothead so nervous.
Ron closed the door, and smiled. Finally he was alone and could do what he wanted.
"My scar!" Cries Ron in fake agony as he clutches his head, "It hurts! V-v- v, Who-Know-who is near! But fear not everyone!" Ron yells jumping up from the ground and pulling his batman cape around his face.
"For I Harry Potter, will save you!! **humms the superman theme**. Oh no it's cat woman," Ron cries, holding out a pretend sword and pretends to stop the badies.
"And the crowd goes wild!! CHHH!!! CHHH!!!" He says to himself and then puts on his best womany voice.
"Ohh Harry, we love you, kiss us,"
"Sorry ladies but this is Ronald Weasley that saved the day!" Ron continues changing his voice pitch along the way.
"Oh Ron! We always loved you more, please come make-out with us,"
"Alright ladies but I..." Ron was cut off by someone knocking at the door.
"Ron? Ron, whats going on in there?" Harry questions from outside.
"Umm, nothing Harry just freshening up!" Retorts Ron from the bathroom.
There is no more noise coming from Harry so Ron continues but checks the time and starts to get ready for the day. He walks over to the mirror and see's a red lightning bolt shape that he felted on last night.
He runs the water and scrubs at his forehead trying to get rid of the mark he put there.
"Ron? Ron? Come on out you've been in there almost ten minutes!" Says Harry, banging on the door.
'Ten minutes, time flies when your saving the world.'
"I'll be out in five minutes!" Ron yells through the door.
Ron hold his arms out and starts swishing them about as if he's flying.
"Over there!" Ron shouts to himself, "It's a mutated spider!"
He immediately put his hands down and starts screaming in his girly voice,
"Ron! Came save us Ron! We love you Ron!"
He raised his hands up again.
"Have no fear, I will stop it with the powers of my hands!"
Ron heads over to the bare wall and starts bitch slapping it.
"Die spider, die!! Yes, it is...AHHH!!!" Ron screamed as a real tiny spider make its way across the wall.
Ron screams and run out the bathroom door where he smacks into Harry.
"Oh hey I was..umm..getting ready," Says Ron.
"Come on! We have to go!" Comes a voice from the door as Hermine, pops her head in.
"Umm yeah sure can we meet you down in 5 minutes?" Harry questions.
As Hermione leaves Harry turns to Ron.
"Ron, give me my cape, mask and pot!" He says.
Ron reluctantly removes the cape and mask and give Harry the packet of Pot, and cast his eyes down.
"Thanks, you go to breakfast, I have some...things to attend to." And with that Harry ushered Ron out, and everyone else.
When they all left Harry stacked his pot where no-one would ever go, the shower, and after that he took out his bong.
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"Ron. Have you seen Harry?" Asked Hermione as they sat down to breakfast.
"Umm, he needed some stuff to do before he would come to breakfast."
"Oh. What do you have first?"
"Potions der! We're in the same class..."
"I know, wow we have alot in common"
Ron started shovling food in his mouth as Harry walked in and took a seat next to hermione.
"Oh my gosh! Your eyes are bleeding Harry!" Ron cries out, making everyone give him strange looks.
"No, Ron, there only bloodshot, you can get it if you dont get enough sleep or if you smoke...."
Hermione quickly looked at Harry and whispered.
"Harry! We told you not to do that anymore! What were all those rehab lessons for?!"
Harry gave her a confused look and then raised his middle finger.
"Hermione...I'm the one that went into rehab for thinking that I could save the world, and thinking that if I tried I might become popular" Says Ron.
Hermione put her mouth into a 'oh' shape and started eating again.
Professor Snape and Lopez came through the doors at the same time and took their place at the head breakfast table.
"Professor...our best shot is to tell the students what in the potion storeroom...so they dont go in there!" Snape whispers to the headmaster.
Dumbledore looked thoughtful for a moment and then replies.
"Alright, I'll tell them at dinner,"
******* ~LUNCH~
"Heys guys," Hermione whispers to the two boys.
"Do you want to go to the Potions Storeroom and see whats the big deal? I mean it can be like an adventure of something."
The boys give her a strange look.
"Who the hell are you?!" Asks one of them. "Fuck off you retard," Says the other.
Hermione shruggs and walks over to where Harry and Ron were sitting.
(A/N: Did you think she was talking to harry & Ron...dont deny it)
"Hey guys," She says to them, taking a sit next to Ron.
"Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Potions Storeroom and see what the big deal? I mean it can be like an adventure of something."
"Yeh, I agree, it would be fun," Harry says his eyes normal again.
"Alright are we taking the invisibilty cloak?" Ron asks.
"Umm yeah it would be alot easier," Harry continues,
"Lets go now,"
All three of them get up and head to the Gryffindor common room for Harry to collect his Invisability cloak.
"Okay, I got it!" Harry yells down to his friends.
Ron give him the thumbs up as Hermione rolls her eyes.
As they headed down towards the storeroom, Hermione continues complaining.
"Ron! Your wand is poking into my back again!"
Ron looks puzzled and then blushes as he re-arranges himself.
"Oh...um...yeah my ...ah...my wand, thats what it was..." Ron covers.
They reached the entrance and pushed the door slighty ajar.
They stepped through the darkness and an invisible force pulled them apart slamming them to different sides to the room.
As they tried to get up, they found it hard to breathe and collapsed to the floor.
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A/N: I know its short but I have no time to write....besides why do you care? I told you it was stupid but noooo you just went on and read it anyway...your fault not mine! NOT MY FAULT, NOT MY FAULT **covers ears with hands and yells, LALALA**
But if you did like it for some twisted reason please give a nice review, whoever gives nice reviews i always look at their stories, dont not give a flame, i dont care if you dont like my story but dont tell me about it you evil creatures!!! NICE REVIEW....NICE REVIEW
Next Chapter: What will happen?...Dont look at me for the answers...I haven't written it yet!
Please feel free to read my other stories...in my charmed one there are pictures : but their in chapter two so read read read!...if you want... CIAO
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Disclaimer: I own the plot, pot smoking Harry, Lopez, Sooth-Juice potoin and my stupidity.
Chapter Two-
*******
Harry awoke in his bed after a tiring day yesterday.
He opened his eyes and tried to focus his eyes but all he saw was a blur. He screamed bloody murder.
"Oh MY GODDDD!!!!!!!! I've gone BLIND!!! Ahhh!!!!" Harry screamed, his fists scrunched into balls shaking them at the side of his head.
"Somebody...please help me," Harry whispers falling to the bottom side of his bed, silent tears streaming down his face.
He heard Ron stirr next to him and heard mutterings of
"No Draco..mmm..I can't go through with it...officially married..."
'Oh no, now I'm blnd and deaf!' Harry though as he wailed louder, his voice squeaking.
"Mm...Harry whats wrong? I'll teach you to sew if thats it," Ron voice said from behind his curtains.
"I can't see..." He whispered "I've gone blind, how will I live?"
"Ohh Harry...shh...there there your not blind, you just dont have your glasses on." Said Ron appearing next to Harry.
Ron removed Harrys glasses from his face and passed them to Harry.
"There you go buddy, I was just...um...keeping them warm for ya"
"Thanks," sniffed Harry, "Your a good friend."
As Harry put his glasses on he noticed alot more things about Ron.
"Oh! Ron you've got comething at the corner of your mouth!" Exclaims Harry, reaching out and grabbing some of the stuff with his finger. He licked it.
"My Pot!! You've been into my stash again, haven't you haven't you? Look at me!" Harry demanded. Harry gasped and pointed at Ron's face and back.
"Your the one that took my Batman cape and mask! How could you I thought we were friends," sobbed Harry, getting sympathetic looks from fellow housemates.
"Harry, I don't know where those things came from you have to believe me, I would do anything to be like you, I mean make you happy!" Ron explained, pushing his hair back with his hands.
Harry gasped once again.
"Whats that on your head Ron? Your hurt oh no!!" Said Harry, tears threatening to fall.
"Hmm what?" Asks Ron, as he walked into the bathroom, over to the mirror to see what make Pothead so nervous.
Ron closed the door, and smiled. Finally he was alone and could do what he wanted.
"My scar!" Cries Ron in fake agony as he clutches his head, "It hurts! V-v- v, Who-Know-who is near! But fear not everyone!" Ron yells jumping up from the ground and pulling his batman cape around his face.
"For I Harry Potter, will save you!! **humms the superman theme**. Oh no it's cat woman," Ron cries, holding out a pretend sword and pretends to stop the badies.
"And the crowd goes wild!! CHHH!!! CHHH!!!" He says to himself and then puts on his best womany voice.
"Ohh Harry, we love you, kiss us,"
"Sorry ladies but this is Ronald Weasley that saved the day!" Ron continues changing his voice pitch along the way.
"Oh Ron! We always loved you more, please come make-out with us,"
"Alright ladies but I..." Ron was cut off by someone knocking at the door.
"Ron? Ron, whats going on in there?" Harry questions from outside.
"Umm, nothing Harry just freshening up!" Retorts Ron from the bathroom.
There is no more noise coming from Harry so Ron continues but checks the time and starts to get ready for the day. He walks over to the mirror and see's a red lightning bolt shape that he felted on last night.
He runs the water and scrubs at his forehead trying to get rid of the mark he put there.
"Ron? Ron? Come on out you've been in there almost ten minutes!" Says Harry, banging on the door.
'Ten minutes, time flies when your saving the world.'
"I'll be out in five minutes!" Ron yells through the door.
Ron hold his arms out and starts swishing them about as if he's flying.
"Over there!" Ron shouts to himself, "It's a mutated spider!"
He immediately put his hands down and starts screaming in his girly voice,
"Ron! Came save us Ron! We love you Ron!"
He raised his hands up again.
"Have no fear, I will stop it with the powers of my hands!"
Ron heads over to the bare wall and starts bitch slapping it.
"Die spider, die!! Yes, it is...AHHH!!!" Ron screamed as a real tiny spider make its way across the wall.
Ron screams and run out the bathroom door where he smacks into Harry.
"Oh hey I was..umm..getting ready," Says Ron.
"Come on! We have to go!" Comes a voice from the door as Hermine, pops her head in.
"Umm yeah sure can we meet you down in 5 minutes?" Harry questions.
As Hermione leaves Harry turns to Ron.
"Ron, give me my cape, mask and pot!" He says.
Ron reluctantly removes the cape and mask and give Harry the packet of Pot, and cast his eyes down.
"Thanks, you go to breakfast, I have some...things to attend to." And with that Harry ushered Ron out, and everyone else.
When they all left Harry stacked his pot where no-one would ever go, the shower, and after that he took out his bong.
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"Ron. Have you seen Harry?" Asked Hermione as they sat down to breakfast.
"Umm, he needed some stuff to do before he would come to breakfast."
"Oh. What do you have first?"
"Potions der! We're in the same class..."
"I know, wow we have alot in common"
Ron started shovling food in his mouth as Harry walked in and took a seat next to hermione.
"Oh my gosh! Your eyes are bleeding Harry!" Ron cries out, making everyone give him strange looks.
"No, Ron, there only bloodshot, you can get it if you dont get enough sleep or if you smoke...."
Hermione quickly looked at Harry and whispered.
"Harry! We told you not to do that anymore! What were all those rehab lessons for?!"
Harry gave her a confused look and then raised his middle finger.
"Hermione...I'm the one that went into rehab for thinking that I could save the world, and thinking that if I tried I might become popular" Says Ron.
Hermione put her mouth into a 'oh' shape and started eating again.
Professor Snape and Lopez came through the doors at the same time and took their place at the head breakfast table.
"Professor...our best shot is to tell the students what in the potion storeroom...so they dont go in there!" Snape whispers to the headmaster.
Dumbledore looked thoughtful for a moment and then replies.
"Alright, I'll tell them at dinner,"
******* ~LUNCH~
"Heys guys," Hermione whispers to the two boys.
"Do you want to go to the Potions Storeroom and see whats the big deal? I mean it can be like an adventure of something."
The boys give her a strange look.
"Who the hell are you?!" Asks one of them. "Fuck off you retard," Says the other.
Hermione shruggs and walks over to where Harry and Ron were sitting.
(A/N: Did you think she was talking to harry & Ron...dont deny it)
"Hey guys," She says to them, taking a sit next to Ron.
"Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Potions Storeroom and see what the big deal? I mean it can be like an adventure of something."
"Yeh, I agree, it would be fun," Harry says his eyes normal again.
"Alright are we taking the invisibilty cloak?" Ron asks.
"Umm yeah it would be alot easier," Harry continues,
"Lets go now,"
All three of them get up and head to the Gryffindor common room for Harry to collect his Invisability cloak.
"Okay, I got it!" Harry yells down to his friends.
Ron give him the thumbs up as Hermione rolls her eyes.
As they headed down towards the storeroom, Hermione continues complaining.
"Ron! Your wand is poking into my back again!"
Ron looks puzzled and then blushes as he re-arranges himself.
"Oh...um...yeah my ...ah...my wand, thats what it was..." Ron covers.
They reached the entrance and pushed the door slighty ajar.
They stepped through the darkness and an invisible force pulled them apart slamming them to different sides to the room.
As they tried to get up, they found it hard to breathe and collapsed to the floor.
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A/N: I know its short but I have no time to write....besides why do you care? I told you it was stupid but noooo you just went on and read it anyway...your fault not mine! NOT MY FAULT, NOT MY FAULT **covers ears with hands and yells, LALALA**
But if you did like it for some twisted reason please give a nice review, whoever gives nice reviews i always look at their stories, dont not give a flame, i dont care if you dont like my story but dont tell me about it you evil creatures!!! NICE REVIEW....NICE REVIEW
Next Chapter: What will happen?...Dont look at me for the answers...I haven't written it yet!
Please feel free to read my other stories...in my charmed one there are pictures : but their in chapter two so read read read!...if you want... CIAO
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