Chapter 2

"Fancy that. You have. Well thaz interesting." I looked at him, twirling my newly dyed blonde hair with my finger. He was so cute, but yet he was totally confusing me with the way he was talking. Honestly, if this guy was just some crazy pirate wanna be he was really making me believe in all he was talking about now. Now he was telling me about this one trip he had made to find "the black pearl" and how he had a sword fight with a man named Captain Barbossa and then he turned into a skeleton and got a bunch of gold and riches. He moved his hands around wildly and I found that highly amusing. Now, who would really believe this man that was telling me all these crazy stories? I actually was beginning to. "And you'll neva' believe this part luv, you know what happened then? I was about to.." I stopped him mid sentence; his pinkies still raised almost touching my shoulder. He looked at me with surprise and looked at me with confusion, he always seemed confused. "Well. Jack.. Captain Jack . this is all very.. Interesting, but I think I have to go.. somewhere." I said kind of confused myself. WHAT A DORK! I thought to myself. "Well, luvvvvv where are you going? A pretty one like you should notttttt leave alone." He said slurring "pretty", his face so close to mine. What to do, what to do.. I thought then smiled cheekily, "Well Jack, you can come with me." I said. He smiled drunkily. "Good girrrrrrrrrl." He said, then patted my hand, "Let me jus' get one more rummmmm. One for the road, shall I say." He said moving his hands. "Oh no you don't. " I said grabbing his arm. "Feisty are we, luv? One more wont hurt me a bitttttttttt." He said. "Come on Jack lets go." I said pulling him up from the chair. "Excuse me, miss.. Can I get one more rum? Pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee?" he slurred moving his hand up as if his hand was the one talking. The girl looked at him and rolled her eyes. "You've had enough mister. Listen to your girlfriend and go home." He looked at me slyly. "My girlfriend? Well, luv is that what you are? Savvy?" "I am not anything to you, Jack. He's not my boyfriend, lady. Your not my boyfriend, Jack. Come on, where do you live anyway?" I asked him letting go of his arm as we walked, or should I say I walked, and he sort of, lagged behind stumbling. "Your home, is my home, darlinggggggggggg." He ssaid leaning on me for balance. I sighed in frustration. "Ummm how about I just get you a room?" "A room.. Well luv whatever you say.. I mean if you insist on staying with me luv, I accept." He slurred and smiled at me, his gold teeth gleaming. "Oh no. no, no, no, no. I am not staying with you Jack. You know that. Come on lets go, you can stay at Motel 6 for the night, I'll pick you up tomorrow, and we will find out where exactly you are from. Got it?" "Whatever you say luv. I really wish you would reconsida' my offer though." He said. I rolled my eyes. We walked down to Motel 6. I ignored the stares people gave us as we walked in and over to the front desk.

Jack saw the little bell and his eyes got big. Oh no, here we go. He pressed it once and laughed. He pressed it again, and again and again. He probably looked like a mental patient, and I just ignored him and tried to look around for some help from someone who would get us a room. That sounded bad, not get us a room, but get him a room.

"Excuse me! Excuse me! Sir!! Stop that! Stop that!" A round woman with blonde hair ran around the corner of the front desk. Well at least he got her attention. Good ol' Jack. "Sorry miss, just tryin' to get a room here. Savvy?" "What?" The lady asked impatently I looked at her name tag, and it said "Daffodil." Hmm it fit her. "Miss do you need some help?" She asked smacking her gum. Jack stared at her name tag and then looked at it closely. "Daffffffff.. Ooooooooooooo... dillllllllllll." He slurred moving his pinky in the air following the letters. He laughed, and then I giggled. It sounded so funny. What a silly name. "Yes that's right, sir, that's my name. Do you need a room or not?" She asked impatiently. "Ya we dooooooooo." He said moving his hand around my waist and moving back drunkedly almost making me fall. "Jack!" I said frantically, and then moving his hand off of my waist. "Sorrry, luvvvvvvv. Isnt that bell just, interessssstiiiinnnnnnnggg?" He asked pushing it again. I took the bell and gave it to Dafodil. She was smaking her gum furiously now. "Ok we need a room for him, one room, for one night. " I said taking my money out of my pocket. "Ok. Room 803, balcony setting. " She said typing on her keyboard and handing me a key. "That will be 45 dollars please." She said and I handed her a fifty. "Keep the change for any trouble HE may have caused." I said and dragged him over to the elevator. "Bye bye dafffff-ooooooooooo- dilllllllllllllll!" He slurred waving his hand, tripping over himself. We somehow made it to the elevator, and found floor 3 and found the room. He was singing some song about "bad eggs." And I opened the door and he walked over to the bed, and layed down. "I looked at the balcony and was a bit worried about him attempting to jump off it. "Nighty night luvvvvv." He said closing his eyes. "Night Jack. Stay here until tomorrow and I will pick you up. Take a shower or something." I said. I left quietly. I was out by the street, and then I heard someone. "Bye bye luvvv!" I looked over and saw him waving hanging on the balcony. Man I thought he was asleep. "Bye. Go to bed!!!" He walked out and into his room again. This guy was crazy.