September 5th Oh Great! You still are reading my personal life from a book! I thought you'd bugger off by now. You know you are really sad people.you must have no life whatsoever, because if you did.well you wouldn't be reading my life from a stupid diary/blackbook and obsessing over how I'm gay, which I'm sure you'd just love to do. So you are still reading.you must really want me to continue with this huh? Fine well let's continue. I'm very dissapointed today..I caught Ron AndThat- bad finding Draco and Ron together.it could have been worse.it could have been Snape and Draco.now that's awkward. I saw Ginny today. She's gotten a bit of acne on her face. I guess she's finally begun to hit puberty. Well.I'm extremely bored. I guess I shall go and measure myself. I suppose I have nothing better to do.

September 8th It's early in the morning. Probably 6:00. What? I couldn't sleep, don't blame me. So back to the measuring tape..yes.I was kind of disappointed in my measurments. I suppose I'm shrunk a little bit.only a centimeter though. So now I am.let's see if I remember the exact measurements. Yes.it was 9 ½ inches.length that is.and wide.I'd say about an 1 ½ -2 inches. Yes I know.I'm ginormous. You know the Austin Powers penis enlarger.yes? Well.I used that kind. I suppose it worked. It hasn't shrunk anymore. Hmmm.I suppose I'll go and.talk.to Ginny now.

September 12th 7:00pm: After dinner was over, I convinced Ginny to come with me and walk around the school for a little bit. So we walked for a little bit, and it was quite interesting. You see.I had actually intended on JUST taking Ginny for a walk around the school, but I guess I kind of led her on. So we just stopped.hid around the corner and made out with her till nine o'clock. My hand accidentally creeped up her shirt. She has got nice.round.firm breasts though. Very nice indeed. I guess I must punish my hand.it can go and say hi to my monster if it wants to.

September 18th Weekend.I was thinking of using some Floo Powder to go and visit Sirius while no one is here. I took some extra from Rons container so that I could use it when I needed it.

September 21st I used the Floo Powder on the weekend.told Sirius how much I adore him. The little bugger. I can't wait to see him at Christmas. I need to hit him on my list.

September 29th Hum.I've been very busy these past few days.Ron.Neville.Hermoine.Draco and Ron. I know. It all started with Draco saying: "Go do something" So.I did him. His little moans..so loud and sexy. He was begging me to do it again.